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NJarhead
09-12-2008, 03:14 PM
Not true, but funny anyway...

http://www.derfmagazine.com/news/sports/441.html

CINCINNATI - Following the Chad Jonson's widely reported name change to Ocho Cinco, Cincinnati Bengal Wide Receiver Chris Henry announced he has taken steps to legally change his name to Chad Johnson.

During a press conference at Paul Brown Stadium, Henry said, "My name has been associated with so much controversy. As soon as the name Chad Johnson became available I decided this was my chance to upgrade my image and to get a clean start. The name Chad Johnson is not a stretch for me because I am a Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver just like the former Chad Johnson. I hope many fans of the former Chad Johnson will begin to accept me as their own."

Ocho Cinco told reporters he is happy his former name has found a way to live on within the Bengals organization.

Reportedly, an inmate at the Hamilton County Jail has filed paperwork to legally change his name to Chris Henry. Steven Phillips, who is serving an 11 year sentence for several gun felonies and domestic violence convictions, feels changing his name to Chris Henry is his chance to upgrade his image and to get a clean start.


:rofl: Classic!

Mosca
09-12-2008, 03:16 PM
That is awesome! ROFL, and so shared!

revefsreleets
09-12-2008, 03:23 PM
"This joke isn't funny and lacks class. CJ and Henry are people, and as people they have feelings, and those feelings could be hurt by making jokes like this. For shame!"

< Bengals Fan who shall remain nameless >

NJarhead
09-12-2008, 03:58 PM
"This joke isn't funny and lacks class. CJ and Henry are people, and as people they have feelings, and those feelings could be hurt by making jokes like this. For shame!"

< Bengals Fan who shall remain nameless >

:laughing:

"Why can't we all just get along?" - anonymous.

RoethlisBURGHer
09-12-2008, 03:58 PM
"This joke isn't funny and lacks class. CJ and Henry are people, and as people they have feelings, and those feelings could be hurt by making jokes like this. For shame!"

< Bengals Fan who shall remain nameless >

Pffffft! Like the Bungles would know anything about class!

El-Gonzo Jackson
09-12-2008, 05:47 PM
:laughing:

"Why can't we all just get along?" - anonymous.

Because the Bengals suck!!

THIS IS funny!!!!

CantStop85
09-12-2008, 07:11 PM
"This joke isn't funny and lacks class. CJ and Henry are people, and as people they have feelings, and those feelings could be hurt by making jokes like this. For shame!"

< Bengals Fan who shall remain nameless >

Clever...about as clever as that douchebag Suitanim used to be. I wonder whatever happened to that guy.

:coffee:

revefsreleets
09-12-2008, 07:45 PM
Ahh....did I hurt your feelings too?

Galax Steeler
09-13-2008, 05:39 AM
Because the Bengals suck!!

THIS IS funny!!!!

Agreed that is funny.:toofunny::toofunny:

Hines0wnz
09-14-2008, 06:18 PM
Just the thread title is funny but then to find an actual link to the fictitious story is a LuLzFest. :applaudit: