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TroysBadDawg
09-13-2008, 06:14 AM
While walking through Golden GatePark in San Francisco , a man came upon
another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing
this he inquired, 'Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?'

'I'm listening to the music of the tree,' the other man replied.

'You've gotta be kiddin' me.'

'No, would you like to give it a try?'

Understandably curious, the man says, 'Well, OK...' So he wrapped his
arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the
other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry,
car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy
handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, 'What the heck happened
to you?'

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.

When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in
sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and
said, 'This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake...'
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xfl2001fan
09-13-2008, 06:59 AM
That is just wrong man, but oh so funny!

GBMelBlount
09-13-2008, 07:41 AM
LOL! Good one Troysbaddawg! I have a better joke.....Cleveland has a chance on Sunday. :sofunny:

Texasteel
09-13-2008, 07:52 AM
:doh:

SteelersMongol
09-13-2008, 09:39 AM
:rofl:

kmsteelerwr15
09-13-2008, 01:35 PM
WOW just WOW

GBMelBlount
09-13-2008, 02:03 PM
While walking through Golden GatePark in San Francisco , a Browns fan came upon a Steelers fan hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing
this he inquired, 'Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?'

'I'm listening to the music of the tree,' the Steeler fan replied.

'You've gotta be kiddin' me.'

'No, would you like to give it a try?'

Understandably curious, the Browns fan says, 'Well, OK...' So he wrapped his
arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the
Steeler fan slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry,
car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later a Bengal player strolled by, saw the Browns fan
handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, 'What the heck happened
to you?'

He told the Bengal player the whole terrible story about how he got there.

When he finished telling his story, the Bengal player shook his head in
sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and
said, 'This just ain't gonna be your day, Romeo...'
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Good one Steve! It gets funnier each time I read it! :chuckle:

Steeler in Carolina
09-13-2008, 07:40 PM
That is one bad day.