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TheWarDen86
09-19-2008, 05:47 PM
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton





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Sequel:





THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY





By Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE





by Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD





by Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY





by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE





by Al Gore & John Kerry





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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES





by Dr. J Kevorkian





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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE





by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel





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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE





by Mike Tyson





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THE AMISH TELEPHONE DIRECTORY





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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS





by O.J. Simpson





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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES





by Ted Kennedy





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MY BOOK OF PERSONAL MORALS





by Bill Clinton with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson





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AND, JUST ADDED:





Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!





by Nancy Pelosi





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My Accomplishments in Congress





by Barack OBama

Mosca
09-19-2008, 06:12 PM
LOL...

How about, "Ethics and Elections", by Karl Rove...

"Why I Love the Working Class", by Dick Cheney...

I could go on.

Mosca
09-19-2008, 06:22 PM
"STRAIGHT TALK", by John McCain....

This is fun!

TheWarDen86
09-19-2008, 06:31 PM
"STRAIGHT TALK", by John McCain....

This is fun!

"Courtesy and Professionalism"

LAPD Field Guide.


...it is.

Godfather
09-19-2008, 06:43 PM
"Humility and Class" by Terrell Owens

"Winning with Honor" by Bill Belichick

"Winning" by Ocho Stinko

"What I Know About Football" by Rush Limbaugh

"How To Excite Your Listeners" by Frank Gifford

"My Smart Personnel Decisions" by Matt Millen

How about some short videos too?

"How I Met Your Mother--Funniest Moments"

"Cleveland Browns Postseason Highlights"

"Pete Carroll's Toughest Road Trips"

TheWarDen86
09-19-2008, 06:49 PM
"Humility and Class" by Terrell Owens

"Winning Fairly" by Bill Belichick*

"Winning" by Ocho Stinko

"What I Know About Football" by Rush Limbaugh

"How To Excite Your Listeners" by Frank Gifford

"My Smart Personnel Decisions" by Matt Millen

How about some short videos too?

"How I Met Your Mother--Funniest Moments"

"Cleveland Browns Postseason Highlights"

"Pete Carroll's Toughest Road Trips"


:rofl:

I edited the Billiprick one. Good Stuff!!

Mosca
09-19-2008, 08:20 PM
LOL, both good ones!

"Beginning Photography", by Kanye West...

"A Girl's Guide to Chastity", by Paris Hilton...

"How to Cultivate a Sense of Humor", by Ralph Nader...

Mosca
09-19-2008, 08:31 PM
"Building a Winning Baseball Franchise" by Robert Nutting And David Littlefield

tony hipchest
09-19-2008, 10:08 PM
"Uhhhhh......" by Dexter Manley

"Ladies I Didnt Sleep With" by Wilt Chamberlain

"The Little Train That Could" by John Holmes

"Recipies With Pork- The Other WHITE Meat" - Louis Farrakhan

TheWarDen86
09-19-2008, 10:11 PM
"Conquering your cocaine habit"

Rick James

:rofl:

tony hipchest
09-19-2008, 10:24 PM
"How 12 Steps Saved My Life" by Ozzy Osbourne and Keith Richards

"Protecting Your On-Line Accounts From Hackers" by John McCain

"It Takes a Village.... Idiot" by Sarah Palin

TheWarDen86
09-19-2008, 10:34 PM
"How 12 Steps Saved My Life" by Ozzy Osbourne and Keith Richards

"Protecting Your On-Line Accounts From Hackers" by John McCain

"It Takes a Village.... Idiot" by Sarah Palin

"Legitimate Reasons to Vote Democrate this year"

Tony Hipchest

:wink02:

tony hipchest
09-19-2008, 10:57 PM
:chuckle:

that would be a short book! "there once was a bush clone and sarah palin. the end." :sofunny:

"Why We Dont Suck" by the R.B.A.O. (republican bengalfan alliance association)

"Domestic Disputes I Didnt Start" by Jerry Springer

"Franchise Building" by Mike Brown

TheWarDen86
09-19-2008, 11:13 PM
"Learning to Behave Yourself"

Adam "Pacman" Jones

Steelman16
09-20-2008, 02:39 AM
Punks: How to Avoid Being One by Philip Rivers

MACH1
09-20-2008, 03:05 AM
Lindsay Lohan
Salmon The Other Pink Meat

stlrtruck
09-22-2008, 07:55 AM
Hunting Safety by Dick Cheney

How to Keep Jobs in America by Mitchell Habib and David Calhoun

How to Get Off the Injury List by Tom Brady

SCSTILLER
09-22-2008, 01:46 PM
"How to defend Paris" a French Army Manual

The Duke
09-22-2008, 03:17 PM
to go with the current theme around the forum....

"Offensive Philosophy" by Bruce Arians :chuckle: