View Full Version : The Zipper

09-21-2008, 03:52 AM
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said "Your barracks door is open." Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.

When he was about done with his shopping a man came up and said "You fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping.

At the checkout he intentional got in the line where the lady that told him about his barracks door. He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a marine in there standing at attention?"

The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, No I didn't, all I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffle bags."

09-22-2008, 07:57 AM

09-23-2008, 10:09 PM
oh my !