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Mosca
09-21-2008, 10:56 AM
Or, Renting Versus Buying - A Theory On Prostitution vs. Marriage

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

- After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 Million!

- Assuming he got sex every night (which us men know would have never happened), it ended up costing him $26,849 each time he had sex with his wife.

This is his ex-wife Heather:

http://www.jeremyenke.com/images/heather.jpg

On the other hand, let’s talk about Elliot Spitzer’s call girl who obviously has an amazing body. There is no doubt that any guy wouldn’t mind spending an evening with this girl. The charges for her were only $4000 FOR ANYTHING!

Here is Kristen:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/Mosca/kristen.jpg


Had Paul McCartney “rented” Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 Million for an hour of sex every night for years (a total savings of $41.7 Million Dollars), plus the value added benefits below:

* A 22 year old hot babe
* No rubbing her leg in the middle the night “hoping”
* No begging
* No coaxing
* Never Bullshit “No Headaches” or “I’m Tired” excuses
* Ability to put BOTH legs around you
* No bitching or complaining
* Best of all though, she leaves when you ask and comes back when you ask
* All at 1/7th of the cost, with no legal fees

So gentlemen, just remember - Sometimes renting makes far more sense than buying!

nojobny
09-21-2008, 12:54 PM
LOL!

SteelersMongol
09-21-2008, 09:52 PM
:chuckle: