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09-27-2008, 08:35 AM
An elderly lady was driving on vacation with her husband in the passengers seat, when suddenly a police car pulls behind her with the lights flashing. After she pulled over the office walks to the window as asks.

"Do you know how fast you were go? I'm afraid I'll need your licenses and registration"
The lady not hearing very well asks back " What, what did you say"
The husband answered," he said do you know how fast you were going, and he needs you licenses and registration."
The wife answered as she hands him her licenses" no sir I don't."

"You were driving 65mph in a 55 speed limit."
"what did you say" again the wife replied.
The husband answered " you were going 65, in a 55 speed zone"

"I see you are from Florida"
again " excuse me"
" he said your from Florida" the husband answered back.

The officer tiring on the conversation mutters under his breath " the worse piece I ever had was in Florida"
one more time " what did you say?"
the husband answered " he thinks he knows you"

09-28-2008, 07:15 AM