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tony hipchest
12-02-2005, 06:04 PM
chad johnson is gonna stash an ironing board and iron behind the enzone and when he scores hes gonna grab them both, run out to the midfield logo, set up the board, pretend to plug in the iron and pull a terrible towel out of his jock. he will procede to iron the towel cause he and the bengals got some"things to iron out" in the "iron city"

what a moron

3:1 odds in vegas he gets bum rushed.

also terrell owens has received tickets and will attend the the game as a guest of one unnamed bengal player. if c. johnsons scores twice it appears they have a dance routine choreographed for on the sidelines. d. rosenhaus says the cameo by t.o. and publicity it garners can only enhance both mens earning potential.

BlitzburghRockCity
12-02-2005, 06:06 PM
Hines has been practicing his moves too so he'll have a thing or too up his sleeve !!! And Im sure Porter and Polamalu would love a crack at ole Chad too!!!

tony hipchest
12-02-2005, 06:23 PM
maybe hines will grab the pylon and pretend to ride it like a bucking bronco? :o

Koopa
12-02-2005, 07:19 PM
we have a logo in the middle of the feild???????

BIGBENFASTWILLIE
12-02-2005, 10:32 PM
chad johnson is gonna stash an ironing board and iron behind the enzone and when he scores hes gonna grab them both, run out to the midfield logo, set up the board, pretend to plug in the iron and pull a terrible towel out of his jock. he will procede to iron the towel cause he and the bengals got some"things to iron out" in the "iron city"

what a moron

3:1 odds in vegas he gets bum rushed.

also terrell owens has received tickets and will attend the the game as a guest of one unnamed bengal player. if c. johnsons scores twice it appears they have a dance routine choreographed for on the sidelines. d. rosenhaus says the cameo by t.o. and publicity it garners can only enhance both mens earning potential.
He wont have time for that but if its anything on the 50 yard line porter better nock him out

SteelCityMan786
12-02-2005, 10:40 PM
Hines Got a New Mocking. Just with Chad Johnson's thing last week.

wildjames
12-03-2005, 12:10 PM
Hines Got a New Mocking. Just with Chad Johnson's thing last week.

Hines will just copy something Chad did like he did in the last game. He can't think up his own celebrations so he has to steal someone else's, just like he wishes he was half the WR 85 is, instead of a transplanted quarterback.

SteelCityMan786
12-03-2005, 12:26 PM
Hines will just copy something Chad did like he did in the last game. He can't think up his own celebrations so he has to steal someone else's, just like he wishes he was half the WR 85 is, instead of a transplanted quarterback.

He knows how to mock the NFL's Moron's Like Fat Dunceson.

wildjames
12-03-2005, 12:37 PM
He knows how to mock the NFL's Moron's Like Fat Dunceson.

Well I'd rather have the best WR in the NFL than someone who likes to mock "morons", so enjoy.

tony hipchest
12-03-2005, 12:43 PM
1) matt jones is better than chad johnson

2) players like j. rice, b. sanders, l. tomlinson, h. ward lose sleep cause they will never be half the ass johnson is and never make that trip to the "end-zone celebration hall of fame"

3) most of the time johnson isnt even funny. putting with a pylon and football does not equal comedic genius

wildjames
12-03-2005, 01:32 PM
1) matt jones is better than chad johnson

2) players like j. rice, b. sanders, l. tomlinson, h. ward lose sleep cause they will never be half the ass johnson is and never make that trip to the "end-zone celebration hall of fame"

3) most of the time johnson isnt even funny. putting with a pylon and football does not equal comedic genius


LOL you group Hines Ward with amazing players like that, that's hilarious.

Of course you don't think CJ is funny, you're a Steelers fan. But the rest of the country does.

lol i can't get over that... players like j rice, b sanders, l tomlinson, h ward...LOL. Yeah he sure does belong in there! LOL

And yes, Chad is the best WR in the NFL, sorry.

tony hipchest
12-03-2005, 01:38 PM
yeah, carrot top johnson is a regular Ray Romano. "Everybody Loves Chad". he has said and done some funny stuff. putting with a pylon and pretending to propose doesnt qualify though. just remember the rest of the country also laughs at the monkeys in the zoo, but sticking your finger in your ass, sniffing it, and falling over isnt necessarily comedy at its finest.

SalukiSteelers
12-03-2005, 03:15 PM
Ah, C.J. Give the guy credit for his short memory.

Maybe he can't remember that he didn't get in the end zone last game. Well, I guess he did get in the zone but the NFL has this pesky rule about actually catching the ball before you can score.

I think Johnson is a great story and a funny guy. It's pretty damn funny how he celebrates after scores but I'm pretty sure Hines has something up his sleeve, as well.

Who cares what Johnson plans on doing if he scores. It Pittsburgh's defense keeps him out of the house he won't have to iron.

tony hipchest
01-05-2006, 02:07 PM
for this sunday, if he scores, chad johnson is gonna hold the ball behind his back and squat down slightly, dropping the ball in between his legs as if hes taking a turd in the endzone.

brilliant!

Livinginthe past
01-05-2006, 02:21 PM
for this sunday, if he scores, chad johnson is gonna hold the ball behind his back and squat down slightly, dropping the ball in between his legs as if hes taking a turd in the endzone.

brilliant!

You think maybe Chad got confused when he heard people say that the Bengals are going to 'lay an egg' sunday?

NM

tony hipchest
01-05-2006, 02:34 PM
You think maybe Chad got confused when he heard people say that the Bengals are going to 'lay an egg' saturday?

NM

lol! :grin: he did that one the last 2 games vs. pitt.

im still waiting for him to put the ball up his shirt, lay down and pretend to give birth to it. that'd be good. housh could even come over and assist the delivery. carson could hold his hand while chad did his breathing exercizes..... it would be great!

BB2W
01-05-2006, 02:41 PM
im still waiting for him to put the ball up his shirt, lay down and pretend to give birth to it. that'd be good. housh could even come over and assist the delivery. carson could hold his hand while chad did his breathing exercizes..... it would be great!

for this sunday, if he scores, chad johnson is gonna hold the ball behind his back and squat down slightly, dropping the ball in between his legs as if hes taking a turd in the endzone.

brilliant!
:rofl: funny stuff...

augustashark
01-05-2006, 03:42 PM
And yes, Chad is the best WR in the NFL, sorry.[/QUOTE]


Thats all I need to see from you to let me know how ignorant you are about football.

S.Smith, T.Holt, L.Fitzgerald, T.Owens, R.Moss!!

Just named five WR'S who are better, now go back to your "Living with Martha" msg board and joing back in the discussion on how Daisy's are the best flower for spingtime decor!!

:kick:

Brady12
01-05-2006, 04:25 PM
This is why I love playoff football.

BB2W
01-05-2006, 06:49 PM
True to his word from earlier this week, star wide receiver Chad Johnson managed to maintain his vow of silence throughout the day. Although pulled and pressed by any number of local and national media who made way to his locker, Johnson kept his lips zipped, occasionally parting them to ingest a bit of his lunch.

"He's OK. You guys have probably just worn him out," fellow Bengals wide receiver T.J. Houshmandzadeh said.

This season, when Johnson planned on revealing a list of his plans for a game vs. Baltimore, Bengals coach Marvin Lewis replaced it with another list, one asking if Johnson had done all he could to help his team win. Johnson said Monday his silence was at the insistence of Lewis; however, during his Wednesday news conference, Lewis said that was not the case.

"Wow, after 17 weeks he's not talking?" Lewis facetiously asked. "Man, we've got to get into the playoffs every year. He wants to focus on the game, that's a very good decision by Chad Johnson. But you shouldn't put Marvin Lewis into that; he came in and said this was something that he wanted to do and he asked if he could throw me under the bus as the reason why. I said, 'Go ahead, throw


link-----> http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/ci_3372314

clevestinks
01-05-2006, 08:05 PM
tell them to keep thier Terrible Towel, and wipe away thier Crodile Tears afterwards!

To anyone who hasn`t been listening! Bengals are going DOWN Sunday!