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HometownGal
10-18-2008, 03:26 PM
No - I'm not talking about the Obama campaign - THIS time. :wink02::flap::chuckle:

These really do get the mind going. :scratchchin:


Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke..

Only in America.....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America.....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America.......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages o f eight.

Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

The Patriot
10-18-2008, 09:08 PM
Lol, who comes up with all these?

Preacher
10-18-2008, 11:30 PM
Only in America.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke..

reg. coke is too sweet!!!

Plus, when you eat those 1100 calories (according to Wendy's), you need to save the 450 or so calories for a Wetzle's Pretzel!!

:rofl::rofl:

MACH1
10-19-2008, 02:08 AM
Why do they put door locks on a 7-11 store, their open 24-7.

Preacher
10-19-2008, 03:10 AM
Why do they put door locks on a 7-11 store, their open 24-7.


And why IS a 7-11 open 24 hours? :chuckle:

steelwall
10-19-2008, 03:26 AM
[QUOTE=HometownGal;456165Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injectionns?[/QUOTE]

I love this one.... god forbid you catch a disease minutes before you die........:laughing:

xfl2001fan
10-19-2008, 08:25 PM
If cows eat nothing but grass, shouldn't they be considered vegetables too?

SCSTILLER
10-20-2008, 08:39 AM
"If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress"

With everything going on lately, this one is true!

CanadianSteel
10-20-2008, 11:18 AM
Why is the place you park your car called a "Drive"way...... but you can drive your car on a "Park"way ??

:noidea:

SCSTILLER
10-20-2008, 12:09 PM
Why do they put door locks on a 7-11 store, their open 24-7.

As the great Steven Wright stated. "I couldn't sleep one night so I decided to walk down to the local convenience store that is open all night. When I got there the kid was locking the doors. I told him "Your sign says you are open 24 hour." The kid replied "Not in a row" :toofunny:

xfl2001fan
10-20-2008, 12:38 PM
"If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress"

With everything going on lately, this one is true!

To tie in with that classic...

Poli - Latin suffix for Many
Tics - Blood sucking creatures

Put them together...and you have a Presidential Race!

SCSTILLER
10-20-2008, 02:29 PM
To tie in with that classic...

Poli - Latin suffix for Many
Tics - Blood sucking creatures

Put them together...and you have a Presidential Race!

I like that one! Fits!