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11-06-2008, 08:28 AM
A guy’s in the supermarket yelling "Crisco"! An employee says "Sir. It's on aisle 3". The guy says, "No. I'm not looking for the cooking oil." the employee says "Well then, what are you looking for?" The guy says, "I'm looking for my wife. At home I call her lard a**. In public I have some respect for her."

11-06-2008, 09:24 AM
haha... I've heard people say "Call her Crisco, cuz shes 'Fat in the Can'"