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I-Want-Troy's-Hair
11-20-2008, 12:57 AM
Spanish Words of the Day:

1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes.

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair

10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.

12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash
*I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

stlrtruck
11-20-2008, 07:31 AM
LOL - that was hilarious :rofl:

randy06
11-20-2008, 10:05 AM
hahaha, oh man i was rolling.

SCSTILLER
11-20-2008, 02:26 PM
14. * Liver and Cheese
Some guy tried to sweet talk my woman. I told him, yo loco, liver alone, cheese mine.

15. *Wafer
I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market but she didn't wafer me.

16. *Tissue
I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could tissue.

17. *Cashew
I was running after you but I couldn't casher.

18. *Juicy
Hey man, Im looking for Paco, tell me if juicy him.

OK, that's all I can add to the list. Troy, you had some ones on there that I didn't have yet, thanks for that!

I-Want-Troy's-Hair
11-20-2008, 10:06 PM
14. * Liver and Cheese
Some guy tried to sweet talk my woman. I told him, yo loco, liver alone, cheese mine.

15. *Wafer
I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market but she didn't wafer me.

16. *Tissue
I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could tissue.

17. *Cashew
I was running after you but I couldn't casher.

18. *Juicy
Hey man, Im looking for Paco, tell me if juicy him.

OK, that's all I can add to the list. Troy, you had some ones on there that I didn't have yet, thanks for that!

And I will be adding these to my list. Thanks! :toofunny:

klick81
11-21-2008, 09:39 AM
14. * Liver and Cheese
Some guy tried to sweet talk my woman. I told him, yo loco, liver alone, cheese mine.

15. *Wafer
I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market but she didn't wafer me.

16. *Tissue
I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could tissue.

17. *Cashew
I was running after you but I couldn't casher.

18. *Juicy
Hey man, Im looking for Paco, tell me if juicy him.

OK, that's all I can add to the list. Troy, you had some ones on there that I didn't have yet, thanks for that!

LOL...I hadn't seen these before. Good ones!