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Steelman16
11-24-2008, 01:19 AM
:popcorn:

Imagine, a poor little pee-diddly Bungles fan was brave enough to come out from under his hole and talk smack, and yet I don't see any of y'all yet...

Here kitty, kitty, c'mon, we won't hurt'cha...

Where ya be?

Y'all scairt?

:popcorn:

Galax Steeler
11-24-2008, 04:10 AM
I am sure there will be altleast one come out from under there rock.

touchdownward
11-24-2008, 06:47 AM
Aside from The Patriot, they can't comply with the board rules long enough to stay active members.

Cry me a river. :wink02:

steelpride12
11-24-2008, 07:28 AM
There is no Tom Brady and there not perfect of course there are no Pats fans around. The bandwagon lost a tire.

Dino 6 Rings
11-24-2008, 07:42 AM
"we've played against better safeties all year"

X-Terminator
11-24-2008, 12:35 PM
Hopefully far away from here.

The Duke
11-24-2008, 01:53 PM
"we've played against better safeties all year"

Oh, I still remember that

Now they are facing an all pro maniac in Troy and an excellent deep safety in clark

Cassell will make mistakes. A LOT

Fire Haley
11-24-2008, 04:19 PM
Hopefully far away from here.

Perzactly - you don't want them stinkin' up the joint.



Stealerz are the Patriots bitch

All your buttholes are belong to us. Rothlisbooger reacts to a third and long like Rosie Odonnel would react to a nice big penis. Two picks minimum Sunday.

http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=40381

fansince'76
11-24-2008, 04:41 PM
All your buttholes are belong to us.

Looks like someone needs to repeat 3rd grade English. Dipshit.

The Patriot
11-24-2008, 04:56 PM
Looks like someone needs to repeat 3rd grade English. Dipshit.

Are we fighting imaginary trolls now? :scratchchin:

fansince'76
11-24-2008, 04:58 PM
Are we fighting imaginary trolls now? :scratchchin:

Nope, just commenting on the functional illiteracy displayed by a Pats* bandwagoner in a post that was linked from another board. Try and keep up. :coffee:

The Patriot
11-24-2008, 05:13 PM
Nope, just commenting on the functional illiteracy displayed by a Pats* bandwagoner in a post that was linked from another board. Try and keep up. :coffee:

:wink02: I think it is you who needs to keep up. "All of your [blank] are belong to us" is a popular internet joke, referring to a line from a poorly translated foreign videogame from the 90s.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us

MACH1
11-24-2008, 05:16 PM
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s272/cwatts23/a6b2_1_b.jpg


http://www.darksource.org/patriots.jpg

fansince'76
11-24-2008, 05:17 PM
:wink02: I think it is you who needs to keep up. "All of your [blank] are belong to us" is a popular internet joke, referring to a line from a poorly translated foreign videogame from the 90s.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us

Yeah, well, I don't spend all my waking hours on the Internet - not surprised you do. Mom's basement comfy?

The Patriot
11-24-2008, 05:19 PM
Yeah, well, I don't spend all my waking hours on the Internet - not surprised you do. Mom's basement comfy?

...As you make your 10,000th post. :blah:

MACH1
11-24-2008, 05:20 PM
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k3/Wolfshanze/Misc/TomBradyGay.png

fansince'76
11-24-2008, 05:21 PM
...As you make your 10,000th post. :blah:

At least I don't make a pest out of myself on opposing teams' boards. :coffee:

The Patriot
11-24-2008, 05:29 PM
At least I don't make a pest out of myself on opposing teams' boards. :coffee:

Becareful not to fall off that pedestal. You might hurt yourself. :coffee:

fansince'76
11-24-2008, 05:32 PM
Becareful not to fall off that pedestal. You might hurt yourself. :coffee:

Bite me, titflap.

Preacher
11-24-2008, 05:37 PM
Bite me, titflap.


:hunch:

I literally laughed out loud... What in the world. . .

Fire Haley
11-24-2008, 06:04 PM
Is that like buttlips?

shitloops
titsticks
pisspipes


all trademarked by Bengals Rule

The Patriot
11-24-2008, 06:10 PM
:hunch:

I literally laughed out loud... What in the world. . .

I have no idea what it means, but I somehow feel 'owned'

Preacher
11-24-2008, 06:12 PM
I have no idea what it means, but I somehow feel 'owned'

yeah, you gotta admit. That one was quite hilarious!!

TheWarDen86
11-24-2008, 06:51 PM
I have no idea what it means, but I somehow feel 'owned'

Nor do I. But I'd concede just to be on the safe side. :chuckle:

revefsreleets
11-24-2008, 07:26 PM
Is that like buttlips?

shitloops
titsticks
pisspipes


all trademarked by Bengals Rule

Kudo's Spike...truly old school. That dude, despite his obvious schizophrenia, was a comedy gold mine. I miss Bengelzrule.

Fire Haley
11-24-2008, 08:29 PM
Such wisdom should be passed down through the ages, truly, verily....


Your Baltimore Ravens NOW YOUR GET IT PISSPIPES!!!!!!

Author Topic: NOW YOUR GET IT PISSPIPES!!!!!!
Bengals Rule! Rookie Member # 643
posted 09-25-2001 07:38 AM

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Laugh it now grilbutts.Who fubled wheres the ball bitch!Read it and lean dumass.First you braged rarts now we rule it Gerbic no the good team snots!Cause i was their beakshits now well the champons!!!!Hockkkkkkkk!Now you now who beat a ass cause EPSN it fact jack.Read it or weap buttlips!FIST PLACE CAUSE YOU FUBLED!NO LIE DOGS BEAT IT!!!!

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Steelman16
11-24-2008, 10:20 PM
I have no idea what it means, but I somehow feel 'owned'

That my friend, is the beauty of the simplicity of mathematics.

Steelers p>n Patriots*

:chuckle:

memphissteelergirl
11-25-2008, 08:28 AM
:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::chuckle:

revefsreleets
11-25-2008, 09:30 AM
Brilliant!

Pisspipes.
Grillbutts.
Beakshits.
Buttlips.

X-Terminator
11-25-2008, 09:36 AM
Such wisdom should be passed down through the ages, truly, verily....


Your Baltimore Ravens NOW YOUR GET IT PISSPIPES!!!!!!

Author Topic: NOW YOUR GET IT PISSPIPES!!!!!!
Bengals Rule! Rookie Member # 643
posted 09-25-2001 07:38 AM

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Laugh it now grilbutts.Who fubled wheres the ball bitch!Read it and lean dumass.First you braged rarts now we rule it Gerbic no the good team snots!Cause i was their beakshits now well the champons!!!!Hockkkkkkkk!Now you now who beat a ass cause EPSN it fact jack.Read it or weap buttlips!FIST PLACE CAUSE YOU FUBLED!NO LIE DOGS BEAT IT!!!!

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:rofl::rofl:

Wow...just wow.

revefsreleets
11-25-2008, 09:57 AM
Bengelzrules is a true genius. He paints in prose like Monet or Van Gogh...

devilsdancefloor
11-25-2008, 11:57 AM
Such wisdom should be passed down through the ages, truly, verily....


Your Baltimore Ravens NOW YOUR GET IT PISSPIPES!!!!!!

Author Topic: NOW YOUR GET IT PISSPIPES!!!!!!
Bengals Rule! Rookie Member # 643
posted 09-25-2001 07:38 AM

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Laugh it now grilbutts.Who fubled wheres the ball bitch!Read it and lean dumass.First you braged rarts now we rule it Gerbic no the good team snots!Cause i was their beakshits now well the champons!!!!Hockkkkkkkk!Now you now who beat a ass cause EPSN it fact jack.Read it or weap buttlips!FIST PLACE CAUSE YOU FUBLED!NO LIE DOGS BEAT IT!!!!

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:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny: wow he/she was special :wink02:

fansince'76
11-25-2008, 12:01 PM
Your Baltimore Ravens NOW YOUR GET IT PISSPIPES!!!!!!

Author Topic: NOW YOUR GET IT PISSPIPES!!!!!!
Bengals Rule! Rookie Member # 643
posted 09-25-2001 07:38 AM

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Laugh it now grilbutts.Who fubled wheres the ball bitch!Read it and lean dumass.First you braged rarts now we rule it Gerbic no the good team snots!Cause i was their beakshits now well the champons!!!!Hockkkkkkkk!Now you now who beat a ass cause EPSN it fact jack.Read it or weap buttlips!FIST PLACE CAUSE YOU FUBLED!NO LIE DOGS BEAT IT!!!!

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Kinda like a cross between BengalBrian and Tha Rock.

lamberts-lost-tooth
11-25-2008, 12:10 PM
Such wisdom should be passed down through the ages, truly, verily....


Your Baltimore Ravens NOW YOUR GET IT PISSPIPES!!!!!!

Author Topic: NOW YOUR GET IT PISSPIPES!!!!!!
Bengals Rule! Rookie Member # 643
posted 09-25-2001 07:38 AM

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Laugh it now grilbutts.Who fubled wheres the ball bitch!Read it and lean dumass.First you braged rarts now we rule it Gerbic no the good team snots!Cause i was their beakshits now well the champons!!!!Hockkkkkkkk!Now you now who beat a ass cause EPSN it fact jack.Read it or weap buttlips!FIST PLACE CAUSE YOU FUBLED!NO LIE DOGS BEAT IT!!!!

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....Gerbic no the good team snots? :huh:

....Gerbic no the good team snots? :tap:

....Gerbic no the good team snots? :hunch:

memphissteelergirl
11-25-2008, 12:11 PM
Such wisdom should be passed down through the ages, truly, verily....


Your Baltimore Ravens NOW YOUR GET IT PISSPIPES!!!!!!

Author Topic: NOW YOUR GET IT PISSPIPES!!!!!!
Bengals Rule! Rookie Member # 643
posted 09-25-2001 07:38 AM

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Laugh it now grilbutts.Who fubled wheres the ball bitch!Read it and lean dumass.First you braged rarts now we rule it Gerbic no the good team snots!Cause i was their beakshits now well the champons!!!!Hockkkkkkkk!Now you now who beat a ass cause EPSN it fact jack.Read it or weap buttlips!FIST PLACE CAUSE YOU FUBLED!NO LIE DOGS BEAT IT!!!!

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Uhhh...yeah. :uhh:

lamberts-lost-tooth
11-25-2008, 12:14 PM
Such wisdom should be passed down through the ages, truly, verily....


Your Baltimore Ravens NOW YOUR GET IT PISSPIPES!!!!!!

Author Topic: NOW YOUR GET IT PISSPIPES!!!!!!
Bengals Rule! Rookie Member # 643
posted 09-25-2001 07:38 AM

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Laugh it now grilbutts.Who fubled wheres the ball bitch!Read it and lean dumass.First you braged rarts now we rule it Gerbic no the good team snots!Cause i was their beakshits now well the champons!!!!Hockkkkkkkk!Now you now who beat a ass cause EPSN it fact jack.Read it or weap buttlips!FIST PLACE CAUSE YOU FUBLED!NO LIE DOGS BEAT IT!!!!

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Seriously....Emmitt Smith needs to stay off the football forums

X-Terminator
11-25-2008, 12:30 PM
....Gerbic no the good team snots? :huh:

....Gerbic no the good team snots? :tap:

....Gerbic no the good team snots? :hunch:

I'm still trying to figure out what "braged rarts" and "Hockkkkkkkk!!!!" mean...

devilsdancefloor
11-25-2008, 01:02 PM
if you shut your eyes and imagine someone with a really reeeeaaaly bad head cold and can barely breath saying this. we might be able to decipher:noidea::noidea:

lamberts-lost-tooth
11-25-2008, 01:23 PM
I'm still trying to figure out what "braged rarts" and "Hockkkkkkkk!!!!" mean...

I was a little lost on "now well the champons"...until I realized that it was for someone having a "cherrible" menstrual cycle.

Crushzilla
11-25-2008, 03:09 PM
I'm still trying to figure out what "braged rarts" and "Hockkkkkkkk!!!!" mean...

I think "hockkkkkkkk" is an onomatopoeia.

He is "hocking" a "loogie" and spitting on us there...

Fire Haley
11-25-2008, 03:29 PM
I'm still trying to figure out what "braged rarts" and "Hockkkkkkkk!!!!" mean...


"First you braged rarts now we rule it " Ratbirds bragged about first place, now the Bengals are in first.

There are more of course - "wiptits" comes to mind.

TheWarDen86
11-25-2008, 04:28 PM
:tap:

This is just like a real farside: "Suddenly the warden feels all alone in the world." :noidea:

X-Terminator
11-25-2008, 04:59 PM
I think "hockkkkkkkk" is an onomatopoeia.

He is "hocking" a "loogie" and spitting on us there...

"First you braged rarts now we rule it " Ratbirds bragged about first place, now the Bengals are in first.

There are more of course - "wiptits" comes to mind.

I'm glad you guys can translate his...colorful way of expressing himself. Where he came up with that is beyond me, and it figures that he was a Bungles fan since most of them can't pass 2nd grade English anyway.

HometownGal
11-25-2008, 07:33 PM
Laugh it now grilbutts.Who fubled wheres the ball bitch!Read it and lean dumass.First you braged rarts now we rule it Gerbic no the good team snots!Cause i was their beakshits now well the champons!!!!Hockkkkkkkk!Now you now who beat a ass cause EPSN it fact jack.Read it or weap buttlips!FIST PLACE CAUSE YOU FUBLED!NO LIE DOGS BEAT IT!!!!


Titmouse.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/kaeli/Dunce_Cap.jpg

Stlrs4Life
11-25-2008, 09:33 PM
Good ole Bengalrules, wonder whatever happened to that guy?!

Fire Haley
11-26-2008, 09:07 AM
Good ole Bengalrules, wonder whatever happened to that guy?!

Long gone

Like a shooting star, short-lived in it's brilliance, but still amazing to watch and makes life just a little more worth living.

revefsreleets
11-26-2008, 01:01 PM
Long gone

Like a shooting star, short-lived in it's brilliance, but still amazing to watch and makes life just a little more worth living.

I have a tear in my eye...

sixstringlass
11-26-2008, 02:26 PM
Author Topic: NOW YOUR GET IT PISSPIPES!!!!!!
Bengals Rule! Rookie Member # 643
posted 09-25-2001 07:38 AM

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Laugh it now grilbutts.Who fubled wheres the ball bitch!Read it and lean dumass.First you braged rarts now we rule it Gerbic no the good team snots!Cause i was their beakshits now well the champons!!!!Hockkkkkkkk!Now you now who beat a ass cause EPSN it fact jack.Read it or weap buttlips!FIST PLACE CAUSE YOU FUBLED!NO LIE DOGS BEAT IT!!!!

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This needs some editing:

Author Topic: Now, you're going to get it, pisspipes.

Laugh at it now, girl butts. Who fumbled? Where's the ball, bitch? Read it and learn, dumbass. First, you bragged, Rats; now, we rule it. Grbac's no good; the team sucks! Because I was there, Beakshits; now we're the champions! Sqwak! Now who is beating who's ass? It was on ESPN; it's a fact, Jack. Read it and weep, butt lips. First place because you fumbled. No lie! Dogs, beat it.

I could go on about the syntax, the structure, the grammar, but a good punctuation course could do wonders for this person's writing skills.

Sadly, as an editor I can tell you truthfully that most business people write at about this same level.

I hate being an English major sometimes. LOL

#1LambertFan
11-26-2008, 03:32 PM
Wow I can see clearly now the dumba$$ is gone.

stlrtruck
11-26-2008, 09:35 PM
This needs some editing:



I could go on about the syntax, the structure, the grammar, but a good punctuation course could do wonders for this person's writing skills.

Sadly, as an editor I can tell you truthfully that most business people write at about this same level.

I hate being an English major sometimes. LOL

Reading it the first time gave me a headache. Even beginning to think about deciphering it was a no-no. Thinking you actually could do that without even blinking - scares me.

Double :thumbsup: :thumbsup: for you

warddj86
11-26-2008, 10:18 PM
There is no Tom Brady and there not perfect of course there are no Pats fans around. The bandwagon lost a tire.

THE BANDWAGON LOST A TIRE, wow dude great line, I would totally make a shirt out of that and wear it at this Sunday's game, if only I had tickets.

Fire Haley
11-28-2008, 06:42 PM
I have a tear in my eye...

It's better to burn out, than fade away.

What's up Suit?

We might as well talk, no Pats fans will be around unless they get lucky and win.

Steelman16
11-29-2008, 12:53 AM
It's better to burn out, than fade away.

What's up Suit?

We might as well talk, no Pats fans will be around unless they get lucky and win.

Yeah, I've been very disappointed in Patriots* trolls this season. :chuckle:

The Patriot
11-29-2008, 08:30 AM
Yeah, I've been very disappointed in Patriots* trolls this season. :chuckle:

We have more steelers trolls on our boards this year. What a turn of events! :applaudit:

fansince'76
11-29-2008, 10:46 AM
We have more steelers trolls on our boards this year. What a turn of events! :applaudit:

Then they're asswipes too. I can't abide trolls - of any team's stripe.

The Patriot
11-29-2008, 11:52 AM
Then they're asswipes too. I can't abide trolls - of any team's stripe.

Then I'm sure you're enjoying the relative tranquility.

Dino 6 Rings
11-29-2008, 01:42 PM
We have more steelers trolls on our boards this year. What a turn of events! :applaudit:

Funny, I didn't see many over there when I peaked out from under my bridge.

The Patriot
11-29-2008, 02:05 PM
Funny, I didn't see many over there when I peaked out from under my bridge.

Patsfans.com?

Preacher
11-29-2008, 05:02 PM
Then they're asswipes too. I can't abide trolls - of any team's stripe.


Ding Ding Ding.


Heck, I let into trolls who are Steelers fans when I am on other teams boards.

DinkDunk
11-30-2008, 11:52 AM
Nobody's here because the Patriots beating the Steelers is as common as the sun rising.

:blah: Number one defense

Patriots beatdown.

:blah: Number one defense

Patriots beatdown.

fansince'76
11-30-2008, 11:54 AM
Nobody's here because the Patriots beating the Steelers is as common as the sun rising.

More like because the bandwagon cleared out after the historic choke job against the Giants and all the Pats* "fans" went back to paying their full and undivided attention to the SAWX. :yawn:

DinkDunk
11-30-2008, 11:55 AM
Don't forget the world champion Celtics, and even the Bruins are tearing it up. Too bad all you have is the Steelers, and they routinely underachieve.

fansince'76
11-30-2008, 11:59 AM
Don't forget the world champion Celtics, and even the Bruins are tearing it up. Too bad all you have is the Steelers, and they routinely underachieve.

Thanks for admitting being a bandwagoner. What did the Pats* do before Belicheat started breaking the rules around about 2001? You do realize the NFL existed before then, right? Being a Pats* fan, of course you don't. :coffee:

DinkDunk
11-30-2008, 12:01 PM
So does that mean you don't see the Pittsburgh Pirates doing well this year?:toofunny:

tony hipchest
11-30-2008, 01:06 PM
....and even the Bruins are tearing it up..

lol..."the bruins".

i wonder who todays "ulf samuelson" can be in todays national football league game.

pirate smack in the blast furnace- thats brilliant. pittsburghers dont hop wagons and many steelerfans dont even root for the pirates. were global, y'know....

not some regional 5 tiny state thing.

X-Terminator
11-30-2008, 01:12 PM
Sorry, but I have to comment since I have this douche on ignore but can still read his inane comments - we also have the Penguins, who BTW have already beaten the Bruins this season. So choke on that, the same way the Pats* choked in the SB they "won" before it was even played.

MACH1
11-30-2008, 01:13 PM
Here's a picture of the elusive patriots* bandwagon train, just before they blew up.

http://buildingtheweb.typepad.com/blog/images/2008/05/08/bandwagon.jpg

MACH1
11-30-2008, 05:33 PM
http://tellingstories.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/02/05/19doh.jpg

fansince'76
11-30-2008, 06:24 PM
So does that mean you don't see the Pittsburgh Pirates doing well this year?:toofunny:

Eat it, asshole.

The Patriot
11-30-2008, 06:28 PM
Eat it, asshole.

:chuckle: There goes my only friend.

Tankus_Maximus
11-30-2008, 06:39 PM
I have GOT to get that shirt!!!


http://tellingstories.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/02/05/19doh.jpg

The Patriot
11-30-2008, 07:40 PM
Where did the Warden go? That's the real question.

Preacher
11-30-2008, 07:42 PM
:chuckle: There goes my only friend.

:chuckle:

touchdownward
11-30-2008, 07:46 PM
Where did the Warden go? That's the real question.
Another pats fan gets "dunked". I said early in this thread that you were the only one that can last without getting banned.

The Patriot has class. :drink:

SteelersMongol
11-30-2008, 07:58 PM
Here's a picture of the elusive patriots* bandwagon train, just before they blew up.

http://buildingtheweb.typepad.com/blog/images/2008/05/08/bandwagon.jpg

Ha ha ha. :rofl: Very nice.

lilyoder6
11-30-2008, 09:05 PM
hahaha.. that pic is priceless...

The Patriot
11-30-2008, 09:06 PM
Another pats fan gets "dunked". I said early in this thread that you were the only one that can last without getting banned.

The Patriot has class. :drink:

:drink: I lived through this round.

MACH1
11-30-2008, 09:12 PM
The new pats* wagon

http://z.about.com/d/babyparenting/1/7/U/d/toywagonts.jpg

TheWarDen86
12-01-2008, 10:02 AM
Where did the Warden go? That's the real question.


Sick as a dog, yet happy as a pig in poop. Funny, I came in to check on you buddy. lol. :drink: