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lamberts-lost-tooth
12-02-2008, 10:33 AM
500 lbs and 10 feet tall
The greatest sports figure of them all:helmet:

He can hold 5 footballs in one hand
He had all the Dallas Cheerleaders...in a one night stand:naughty:

His shadow once won a beauty prize
His McFarland figure...... is life-size:flex:

He once threw a touchdown...to himself
He has a steel-rebar reinforced trophy shelf.:football:

He can change the orbit of the Moon
Hes Kuhn...John Kuhn.

A paragon..a record slayer
Admitted to the Hall of Fame while still a player.:checkit:

Not sure if its true, but it's been told
his tears can cure the common cold.:crying02:

So cool he sweats in cubes of ice,
He has counted to infinity.........twice.:scholar:

His eyebrows are registered weapons...I'm sure
that Chuck Norris even calls him "Sir":karate:

This ode is finished much to soon
for Kuhn....John Kuhn.

-Elizabeth Barrett Lambert

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e339/NavajoScout/johnkuhnhof.png

revefsreleets
12-02-2008, 10:36 AM
Please get the sig graphic "The Greatest Player to Ever Play the Game" attached to this...this is BRILLIANT!!!!

stlrtruck
12-02-2008, 10:53 AM
Excellent, most excellent!

fansince'76
12-02-2008, 10:55 AM
Please get the sig graphic "The Greatest Player to Ever Play the Game" attached to this...

Done. :chuckle:

lamberts-lost-tooth
12-02-2008, 11:26 AM
Done. :chuckle:

Perfect!!....John is pleased.

All is right in the World.:angel:

devilsdancefloor
12-02-2008, 12:25 PM
:alcoholic :alcoholic:flap:

The Duke
12-02-2008, 12:29 PM
:applaudit:

Beautiful. just beautiful

Steelman16
12-05-2008, 01:05 AM
Just saw this!

:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

Galax Steeler
12-05-2008, 03:38 AM
May John Kuhn live forever.:applaudit:

Dino 6 Rings
12-05-2008, 11:14 AM
I'm crying at my desk at work after reading this. I think I may just tear my own eyes out because I know for a fact I'll never read something this beautiful again for as long as I live.

John Kuhn!

TheWarDen86
12-05-2008, 11:48 AM
It's a thing of beauty! Long live the Kuhn! :drink: :tt03: