View Full Version : Ode to John Kuhn

12-02-2008, 11:33 AM
500 lbs and 10 feet tall
The greatest sports figure of them all:helmet:

He can hold 5 footballs in one hand
He had all the Dallas Cheerleaders...in a one night stand:naughty:

His shadow once won a beauty prize
His McFarland figure...... is life-size:flex:

He once threw a touchdown...to himself
He has a steel-rebar reinforced trophy shelf.:football:

He can change the orbit of the Moon
Hes Kuhn...John Kuhn.

A paragon..a record slayer
Admitted to the Hall of Fame while still a player.:checkit:

Not sure if its true, but it's been told
his tears can cure the common cold.:crying02:

So cool he sweats in cubes of ice,
He has counted to infinity.........twice.:scholar:

His eyebrows are registered weapons...I'm sure
that Chuck Norris even calls him "Sir":karate:

This ode is finished much to soon
for Kuhn....John Kuhn.

-Elizabeth Barrett Lambert


12-02-2008, 11:36 AM
Please get the sig graphic "The Greatest Player to Ever Play the Game" attached to this...this is BRILLIANT!!!!

12-02-2008, 11:53 AM
Excellent, most excellent!

12-02-2008, 11:55 AM
Please get the sig graphic "The Greatest Player to Ever Play the Game" attached to this...

Done. :chuckle:

12-02-2008, 12:26 PM
Done. :chuckle:

Perfect!!....John is pleased.

All is right in the World.:angel:

12-02-2008, 01:25 PM
:alcoholic :alcoholic:flap:

The Duke
12-02-2008, 01:29 PM

Beautiful. just beautiful

12-05-2008, 02:05 AM
Just saw this!

:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

Galax Steeler
12-05-2008, 04:38 AM
May John Kuhn live forever.:applaudit:

Dino 6 Rings
12-05-2008, 12:14 PM
I'm crying at my desk at work after reading this. I think I may just tear my own eyes out because I know for a fact I'll never read something this beautiful again for as long as I live.

John Kuhn!

12-05-2008, 12:48 PM
It's a thing of beauty! Long live the Kuhn! :drink: :tt03: