View Full Version : Steely McBeam

12-10-2008, 07:01 AM
He's been laying low. Anyone seen him?

12-10-2008, 07:13 AM
I hope he is gone for good, what a dumb idea!

12-10-2008, 07:51 PM
Maybe he is in rehab! :laughing:
Can you imagine?
"Hello, my name is Steely McBeam, & I'm the mascot for the Pittsburgh Steelers"
"They hate me, they all hate me! I can't help it that I got busted with that DUI, they drove me to it, that one night I just couldn't take it anymore, the funny chin, the clothes, trying to live up to the porno star name competing with a guy that they call "Big Ben", forget it, man, I'm outta here, how the hell can you compete with a guy named Big Ben, I mean after all, the ladies just love the guy & here I am just a guy with a big chin like Bill, but they loved Bill now why did they love Bill & not me? Don't I remind them of Bill, or do they hate me because I remind them of Bill & he left? God, I need a drink. Can you drive me home, I really feel like tying one on tonight. "

12-10-2008, 07:53 PM
I think Steely has been used more for P.R.

12-10-2008, 08:11 PM

12-10-2008, 09:05 PM
I hope he is gone FOREVER!!!

<= check out the avatar.

12-17-2008, 11:21 AM
the jerk is still around
occassionally i get box seats - through a source i will leave as unmentioned - and he visits the box seats and takes pictures with kids
i saw him at the dallas game so they havent totally abandoned the idea yet