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mesaSteeler
12-13-2008, 08:24 AM
Jokes for Ravens and Steelers fans

December 12, 2008 1:30 PM
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/afcnorth
Posted by ESPN.com's James Walker

Tired of arguing with Baltimore Ravens or Pittsburgh Steelers fans yet?

Try these one liners to quiet the opposition until Sunday.

Steelers jokes for Ravens fans

* So, are you a converted Colts, Redskins or Eagles fan?
* Our head coach has twice the experience.
* When you fill at least one hand with jewelry, then we can talk.

Ravens jokes for Steelers fans

* You know the drill: Text Ravens, lose season.
* Our Pro Bowl safety scores real touchdowns, not pretend touchdowns.
* Ben, look out for Bart ... too late!

AFC North, Baltimore Ravens, Bart Scott, John Harbaugh, Ed Reed, Pittsburgh Steelers, Mike Tomlin, Troy Polamalu, Ben Roethlisberger

(The Steeler jokes are preety good but the Ratbird ones are much weaker. Kinda like the teams. I'm sure members of this board can come up with even better jokes for the Steelers to one up the Ratbirds. - mesa)

lilyoder6
12-13-2008, 11:00 AM
those are some good ones... the only decent one from the ravens side, is the ed reed one

stlrtruck
12-13-2008, 09:29 PM
At least our defense has never been jacked up by a WR!

SteelersMongol
12-14-2008, 12:19 AM
Jokes for Ravens and Steelers fans

December 12, 2008 1:30 PM
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/afcnorth
Posted by ESPN.com's James Walker

Tired of arguing with Baltimore Ravens or Pittsburgh Steelers fans yet?

Try these one liners to quiet the opposition until Sunday.

Steelers jokes for Ravens fans

* So, are you a converted Colts, Redskins or Eagles fan?
* Our head coach has twice the experience.
* When you fill at least one hand with jewelry, then we can talk.

...

(The Steeler jokes are preety good but the Ratbird ones are much weaker. Kinda like the teams. I'm sure members of this board can come up with even better jokes for the Steelers to one up the Ratbirds. - mesa)

:chuckle: Pretty good. But I don't think I'll remember any of this if I actually get encountered by a Ravens fan. :wink02: Though I'm sure our fans who live in the Baltimore area are pretty experienced with this kinds of stuff.

Steelman16
12-14-2008, 12:44 AM
I wouldn't waste a joke on a Ravens fan anyway. :chuckle:

SteelCurtain7
12-14-2008, 02:37 AM
The Ravens and their fans ARE a joke.

blue2noise
12-14-2008, 07:28 AM
*We prefer to murder people ON the field.
*When the game is over, you re still in Baltimore
* You're QB is awesome! Oh wait, I keep forgetting the Colts moved.