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lilyoder6
01-08-2009, 03:20 PM
The Ohio State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Cleveland:
- For the first offense, they give you two Cleveland Browns tickets.
- If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Cleveland Browns
Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q. How do you keep a Cleveland Brown out of your yard? A. Put up a goal post.
Q. Where do you go in Cleveland in case of a tornado? A. To Cleveland Browns Stadium-they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring? A. A thief.
Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl? A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do the Browns and a possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

devilsdancefloor
01-08-2009, 03:38 PM
:drink::drink::tt02::tt02::tt02::thumbsup::thumbsu p:

Hapa
01-08-2009, 03:38 PM
Hahaha nice. Poor brownies

steelersfanman92
01-08-2009, 03:55 PM
Hahahaha my favorite is the one about them and Billy Graham

St33lersguy
01-08-2009, 05:16 PM
:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

lilyoder6
01-08-2009, 05:24 PM
i thought some of u would be amused by this

KeiselPower99
01-08-2009, 05:27 PM
Very nice I enjoyed them very much!!!!

Dino 6 Rings
01-08-2009, 05:57 PM
What do you call a Cleveland Browns fan with half a brain?

Gifted.

Steeler in Carolina
01-08-2009, 08:57 PM
The Browns have hired Mangenius as their coach. Look out, they may get close to .500 next year.

Stlrs4Life
01-09-2009, 09:17 AM
Oldie, but goodie.

warddj86
01-10-2009, 12:55 PM
the four quarters one is the best lol

RoethlisBURGHer
01-10-2009, 02:00 PM
They interrupted Browns practice the other week. They had to call the FBI in because they came accross a mysterious white substance on the practice field. After a few hours, the FBI told the Browns that they can resume practice, they will not come in contact with the substance again. It was the goal line.

BehindSteelCurtain
01-10-2009, 02:56 PM
They interrupted Browns practice the other week. They had to call the FBI in because they came accross a mysterious white substance on the practice field. After a few hours, the FBI told the Browns that they can resume practice, they will not come in contact with the substance again. It was the goal line.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: