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TheWarDen86
01-08-2009, 06:44 PM
INDISPUTABLE MATHEMATICAL LOGIC.
(This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.)
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint... it goes like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

are represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W- L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S -S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its theBULLSHIT and ASS KISSING that will put you over the top.

SteelersMongol
01-15-2009, 09:38 PM
:laughing:

millwalldavey
01-16-2009, 07:56 AM
If I could take that to my sixth graders, I would.

St33lersguy
02-06-2009, 02:26 PM
lol

jev7452
02-06-2009, 02:35 PM
thats funny!

I_Bleed_Black_And_Gold
02-06-2009, 03:11 PM
2+2= The Bungles Suck!

Muppet13
02-06-2009, 03:26 PM
S-T-E-E-L-E-R-S
19+20+5+5+12+5+18+19=103%
r-a-v-e-n-s
18+1+22+5+14+19=79%
b-e-n-g-a-l-s
2+5+14+7+1+12+19=60%
b-r-o-w-n-s
2+18+15+23+19=77%
Clearly we are the best even in math class!
:thumbsup::thumbsup::laughing::laughing::rofl::rof l:

TheWarDen86
02-06-2009, 03:28 PM
S-T-E-E-L-E-R-S
19+20+5+5+12+5+18+19=103%
r-a-v-e-n-s
18+1+22+5+14+19=79%
b-e-n-g-a-l-s
2+5+14+7+1+12+19=60%
b-r-o-w-n-s
2+18+15+23+19=77%
Clearly we are the best even in math class!
:thumbsup::thumbsup::laughing::laughing::rofl::rof l:

NICE! :thumbsup:

Muppet13
02-06-2009, 04:21 PM
NICE! :thumbsup:

Thanks!

TroysBadDawg
02-28-2009, 08:38 AM
S-T-E-E-L-E-R-S
19+20+5+5+12+5+18+19=103%
r-a-v-e-n-s
18+1+22+5+14+19=79%
b-e-n-g-a-l-s
2+5+14+7+1+12+19=60%
b-r-o-w-n-s
2+18+15+23+19=77%
Clearly we are the best even in math class!
:thumbsup::thumbsup::laughing::laughing::rofl::rof l:

You must be an accountant, the numbers don't always tell the truth.

Remember numbers and statistics are like Bikinis: interesting in what is revealed, and crucial in what is concealed.

SteelersMongol
02-28-2009, 10:57 PM
You must be an accountant, the numbers don't always tell the truth.

Remember numbers and statistics are like Bikinis: interesting in what is revealed, and crucial in what is concealed.

Cheer up. At least, u guys show up better results than the Browns. :wink02: :laughing:

Preacher
02-28-2009, 11:05 PM
You must be an accountant, the numbers don't always tell the truth.

Remember numbers and statistics are like Bikinis: interesting in what is revealed, and crucial in what is concealed.

Thats right. He forgot these numbers!

Lombardi trophies.

Steelers 6

Browns 0

Bengals 0

Ravens 1

Muppet13
03-01-2009, 07:16 AM
You must be an accountant, the numbers don't always tell the truth.

Remember numbers and statistics are like Bikinis: interesting in what is revealed, and crucial in what is concealed.

I'm not an accountant, but I am in a honors math class in high school!:chuckle:

xfl2001fan
03-01-2009, 12:25 PM
S-T-E-E-L-E-R-S
19+20+5+5+12+5+18+19=103%
r-a-v-e-n-s
18+1+22+5+14+19=79%
b-e-n-g-a-l-s
2+5+14+7+1+12+19=60%
b-r-o-w-n-s
2+18+15+23+19=77%
Clearly we are the best even in math class!
:thumbsup::thumbsup::laughing::laughing::rofl::rof l:

I'm not an accountant, but I am in a honors math class in high school!:chuckle:


If you're going to insult my team...do the Math correctly Mr. "In A Honors Math Class".

b-r-o-w-n-s
2+18+15+23+14+19=91%

Muppet13
03-07-2009, 08:10 AM
If you're going to insult my team...do the Math correctly Mr. "In A Honors Math Class".

b-r-o-w-n-s
2+18+15+23+14+19=91%

It doesn't matter. STEELERS are still better!:coffee: