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boLT fan
12-23-2005, 07:51 PM
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What do you call 40+ millionares watching the Superbowl?
The Browns

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What do the Browns and a possum have in common?
They both play dead at home and get killed on the road (Personally favorite :grin: )

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How many Browns does it take to win a superbowl?
We may never know.

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What do the brownies and Jerr Farewell have in common?
They can both make 64,000 people stand up and say Jesus Christ!

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What Do Browns And Dogs Have in common
They Get Sent To The Pound.

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clevestinks
12-23-2005, 07:53 PM
What do the brownies and Jerr Farewell have in common?


They can both make 64,000 people stand up and say Jesus Christ!

SteelCityMan786
12-23-2005, 08:16 PM
What Do Browns And Dogs Have in common

They Get Sent To The Pound.

boLT fan
12-23-2005, 08:33 PM
I'm gonna add these, we can have one huge list of Browns jokes. :grin:

SteelCityMan786
12-23-2005, 08:35 PM
Genius Idea Bolt.

BlitzburghRockCity
12-23-2005, 08:45 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :toofunny: :toofunny:

Stlrs4Life
12-30-2005, 08:44 AM
Did you hear that the Browns are gay? They have too tight ends, and the rest of the team sucks!

Suitanim
12-30-2005, 08:48 AM
Why can't the Browns have a website?

They can't string 3 "w's" together.

(Actually heard this as a Bungals joke, but it works)

tony hipchest
12-30-2005, 09:05 AM
im making these up so feel free to add your own punchline

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BROWNSFAN AND A TURD:

- a brownsfan will clog the toilet

- about 50-450 pounds

- the hole they came out of

- its easier to pinch a turd off at the neck

- and of course, a turd knows when to shut up and be quiet

(i think my favorite so far is "the hole they came out of")

clevestinks
12-30-2005, 10:03 AM
A turd smells better!

FisherMOM
12-30-2005, 10:53 AM
you had to say turd....

so I HAD to share my favorote Browns QB photo!
I made this to irritate my online fishing friends that are Browns fans....


http://img328.imageshack.us/img328/5789/cornydilturdj0dq.jpg

FisherMOM
12-30-2005, 10:58 AM
gee.. hope that was an OK picture to post... it IS kind of gross! :sly:

clevestinks
12-30-2005, 11:48 AM
Thats friggin nasty! Funny, but nasty!

FisherMOM
12-30-2005, 02:48 PM
yeah...I should rephrase that.... I found a picture of poop online...

I didnt make THAT myself! haha!

gives a new meaning of Cleveland BROWNS

clevestinks
12-30-2005, 03:17 PM
That picture may be in the Brownies Hall of Fame? We were all wondering how they came up with thier name, Now We know! Thanks Fisher Mom!

tony hipchest
12-30-2005, 04:11 PM
lmao! nice touch with the corn! now why would posting a picture of trent dilfer not be OK?

someone REALLY should have pinched HIM off at the neck though.

FisherMOM
12-30-2005, 06:30 PM
oh yeah...that's right!! it's not Dilfer anymore... it's...

are ya ready?

Dilturd! hehe I even renamed him!
Whenever I see him play now, I can't help but call him Dilturd.. that's just so wrong!!!!!