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tony hipchest
12-24-2005, 01:07 AM
http://brownstds.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=3162

............exposed as a:

fraud
poser
wanna be
lap DAWG
s.u.v. version of a peenis= _ _ _ guzzler

run back to your masters lap so he can stroke you lovingly!



have them brownies no shame? poor kid.

BlitzburghRockCity
12-24-2005, 01:26 AM
oh and btw candy a$$ when you come over here and try to go postal on us.. good luck dude.. we will follow you around the board and mess w/ you for alittle till we feel its time to ban your ass..

so good luck tard...

Suitanim
12-24-2005, 06:49 AM
oh and btw candy a$$ when you come over here and try to go postal on us.. good luck dude.. we will follow you around the board and mess w/ you for alittle till we feel its time to ban your ass..

so good luck tard...

Don't ban him...I'd hang a troll av on him for sure, though. He has actually kind of riled up the board, but he's, again, too stupid to realize how. Because he's the only Browns fan who was clever enough to actually find his way on here (and keep himself here for more than 3 minutes), he gets to bear the brunt of all our frustrations concerning the NFL's second class citizen Browns fans. I live in NE Ohio, so I have more than most, having to live around these whining losers, people so inept and out of focus, they resort to spamming message boards and declaring "victory" (even as they suffer defeat) because the team they chose can't take care of business on the field and give them any kind of real winning ways to take solace from.

clevestinks
12-24-2005, 06:54 AM
The whole thing with UK is is he has no merit! I have yet to hear him say hardly anything that would make me think he knows football!

Am I offended by him calling everybody names, of course! He should respect the Steelers Nation, we are his superiors! We own him and all like him. He can not shit, unless we tell him to!

UK CANDY BEE
12-24-2005, 06:54 AM
oh and btw candy a$$ when you come over here and try to go postal on us.. good luck dude.. we will follow you around the board and mess w/ you for alittle till we feel its time to ban your ass..


Geez .............. can you say NO SHIT SHERLOCK ??

But at least even YOU SORRY ASSES are NOT BANNED from LOOKING OR POSTING over at TDS !! As you have so cowardly done to Browns fans !!

You are just TOO SCARED to ACTUALLY make an appearance over there because you KNOW what I have been saying all along is SO TRUE !!

You LURK and NOTHING ELSE !! Because you are ALL a bunch of SACKLESS PUSSIES who cannot even hang with ONE of us and know for sure you would drown QUICKLY amonst SEVERAL !!

Name Calling ?? Well, I suppose everything has a name, and the name of this place should be "GUTLESS COWARDLY STOOLER FANS CRINGING AND HIDING IN FEAR FROM THOSE WHO WOULD EXPOSE THEM FOR WHAT THEY TRULY ARE ........... WHICH IS WORTHLESS"

But I suppose that would make for a VERY long banner, wouldn't it ??

Hwever, at least it would be the TRUTH !!

clevestinks
12-24-2005, 06:58 AM
Geez .............. can you say NO SHIT SHERLOCK ??

But at least even YOU SORRY ASSES are NOT BANNED from LOOKING OR POSTING over at TDS !! As you have so cowardly done to Browns fans !!

You are just TOO SCARED to ACTUALLY make an appearance over there because you KNOW what I have been saying all along is SO TRUE !!

You LURK and NOTHING ELSE !! Because you are ALL a bunch of SACKLESS PUSSIES who cannot even hang with ONE of us and know for sure you would drown QUICKLY amonst SEVERAL !!

Name Calling ?? Well, I suppose everything has a name, and the name of this place should be "GUTLESS COWARDLY STOOLER FANS CRINGING AND HIDING IN FEAR FROM THOSE WHO WOULD EXPOSE THEM FOR WHAT THEY TRULY ARE ........... WHICH IS WORTHLESS"

But I suppose that would make for a VERY long banner, wouldn't it ??

Hwever, at least it would be the TRUTH !!
UK are you really this stupid, I know your not because you were able to turn on your pc. Your just playing with us, and acting retarded huh? Your probably a girl? Is that true? No thats not true either, you were abused when you were younger huh? No thats not it, let me see. I was wrong you are stupid!

Suitanim
12-24-2005, 07:04 AM
Geez .............. can you say NO SHIT SHERLOCK ??

But at least even YOU SORRY ASSES are NOT BANNED from LOOKING OR POSTING over at TDS !! As you have so cowardly done to Browns fans !!

You are just TOO SCARED to ACTUALLY make an appearance over there because you KNOW what I have been saying all along is SO TRUE !!

You LURK and NOTHING ELSE !! Because you are ALL a bunch of SACKLESS PUSSIES who cannot even hang with ONE of us and know for sure you would drown QUICKLY amonst SEVERAL !!

Name Calling ?? Well, I suppose everything has a name, and the name of this place should be "GUTLESS COWARDLY STOOLER FANS CRINGING AND HIDING IN FEAR FROM THOSE WHO WOULD EXPOSE THEM FOR WHAT THEY TRULY ARE ........... WHICH IS WORTHLESS"

But I suppose that would make for a VERY long banner, wouldn't it ??

Hwever, at least it would be the TRUTH !!

Edit for relevancy and legitimate content:

Name Calling

UK CANDY BEE
12-24-2005, 07:11 AM
The whole thing with UK is is he has no merit! I have yet to hear him say hardly anything that would make me think he knows football!

Then either you haven't been looking in the right places, or you have only a tenuous grasp of the English language !!

Am I offended by him calling everybody names, of course! He should respect the Steelers Nation, we are his superiors! We own him and all like him. He can not shit, unless we tell him to!

If you pukes did not CONSTANTLY LIVE UP to those names, I would not tag you all with them !! There is NOTHING WORTHY OF RESPECT among the Stooler Nation (which is the fan base, the team is another matter), you all just stroke one another and even a SMALL dose of reality makes you all run for cover (usually followed by MORE stroking) !! Superiors ?? As fans, you dolts are inferior to so much as an NFL SEWING CIRCLE !!

You would LIKE to OWN me, but unfortunately for you, YOU CANNOT AFFORD THE PAYMENTS !! You tried the "LEAD DAWG" approach, and I busted your ass over it, reminding you that I AM THE LEAD AND ONLY DAWG AROUND HERE !!

..........and this DAWG is currently shitting ALL OVER YOU !! I don't recall you requesting it, either !! You are just eating it up with a spoon is all !! But that may be giving you too much credit......... since I am not sure all of you know how to use a spoon !!

But you better learn how to use a can or a bilge pump or something, because I am sure as hell sinking your little sailboat here .....

Suitanim
12-24-2005, 07:14 AM
I'm afraid the party's about over, Dan. We had some fun with you, you've been exposed, the game's only a few hours away, and then we'll part ways, us to talk playoffs and HOF players possibly retiring, and you to...well, I guess what kind of pick you'll get at #5 or whatever.

UK CANDY BEE
12-24-2005, 07:19 AM
UK are you really this stupid, I know your not because you were able to turn on your pc. Your just playing with us, and acting retarded huh? Your probably a girl? Is that true? No thats not true either, you were abused when you were younger huh? No thats not it, let me see. I was wrong you are stupid!

Oww...........please stop. :whistle:

You are hurting me ......... :whistle:

You are such a smack king that I cannot cope ...... :whistle:

I live in mortal fear of your next post ........... :whistle:

....................

OH, Forgive me cleve, I was just thinking to myself, DID YOU SAY SOMETHING ??

UK CANDY BEE
12-24-2005, 07:31 AM
I'm afraid the party's about over, Dan. We had some fun with you, you've been exposed, the game's only a few hours away, and then we'll part ways, us to talk playoffs and HOF players possibly retiring, and you to...well, I guess what kind of pick you'll get at #5 or whatever.

Yeah, that is about what I would expect from a bunch of posing, circle jerking, wanna be smack kings who cut and run when pressed .............

What's the matter ?? You fools gonna pass on the kudos I said I would offer (and the obligatory abuse I would endure) IF the EXPECTED Stooler victory materializes ??

Or are you PETRIFIED, as would be about par for the course for you Stooler dolts, that maybe, JUST MAYBE the Piss & Bleck bunch WON'T back you up this week and you'll have to endure MY SCORN and RIDICULE ?? That is, in an even more ATOMIC fashion !!

So go ahead and ban me ........... I understand .............. you pansies won't even take odds that are greatly in your favor .............. that way, you can get back to your auto fellatio festival.

I'll even help you get back to where you were before I arrived ........... uh........ Suitanim, I believe it was YOUR turn to suck off StillShittyMan !!

There........... now all can be normal on this site ................... aloha !!

Suitanim
12-24-2005, 07:53 AM
I'm still waiting for you to find a reputable and legitimate source to back up all the horseshit you spewed about Ben. Of course you can't, which is why you haven't, and, again, exposes you for a fraud and a fool. Can't you, or any of those monkeys over at that shithole of yours, find ANYTHING to back your bullshit up?

UK CANDY BEE
12-24-2005, 08:03 AM
I'm still waiting for you to find a reputable and legitimate source to back up all the horseshit you spewed about Ben. Of course you can't, which is why you haven't, and, again, exposes you for a fraud and a fool. Can't you, or any of those monkeys over at that shithole of yours, find ANYTHING to back your bullshit up?

NEWS FLASH !!

Compared to you know nothings around here, I AM a "reputable and legitimate source" !!

But if that isn't good enough for you (and I figure it's not ........LOL !!), then you need look no further than the folks who chose NOT to place Poor mistreated Ben on the AFC Pro Bowl squad, if they believed for ONE SECOND that he was ANYWHERE NEAR the quality of QB that his 102 passer rating might lead one to expect, then he would be making plans to head to Hawaii !!

But that is not the case, SO DEAL WITH IT !!

The truth is often cold and impersonal ................ but it is STILL THE TRUTH !!

Suitanim
12-24-2005, 08:14 AM
NEWS FLASH !!

Compared to you know nothings around here, I AM a "reputable and legitimate source" !!

But if that isn't good enough for you (and I figure it's not ........LOL !!), then you need look no further than the folks who chose NOT to place Poor mistreated Ben on the AFC Pro Bowl squad, if they believed for ONE SECOND that he was ANYWHERE NEAR the quality of QB that his 102 passer rating might lead one to expect, then he would be making plans to head to Hawaii !!

But that is not the case, SO DEAL WITH IT !!

The truth is often cold and impersonal ................ but it is STILL THE TRUTH !!

That's it! OMG, you are the Worst smack poster EVER! You have 2 modes: Bullshit and personal attacks. Then you try to quote YOURSELF as a legitimate source? YOURSELF!!!!! Have you ever even seen Ben play football?

I can't believe I wasted all this time on you. You are at once the most arrogant and ignorant troll I've ever seen in my 8 years posting on football MB's. I will give you this, though...I'll be laughing at this example of idiocy for YEARS. Yourself....bwahahahahaha!

UK CANDY BEE
12-24-2005, 08:29 AM
Don't HATE me cause you AIN'T me !!

I'll give you a whole plethora of MUCH BETTER reasons !!

SteelCityMan786
12-24-2005, 10:32 AM
We Should Hate You *******. You have been nothing but trouble.

Cape Cod Steel Head
12-24-2005, 11:43 AM
NEWS FLASH !!

Compared to you know nothings around here, I AM a "reputable and legitimate source" !!

But if that isn't good enough for you (and I figure it's not ........LOL !!), then you need look no further than the folks who chose NOT to place Poor mistreated Ben on the AFC Pro Bowl squad, if they believed for ONE SECOND that he was ANYWHERE NEAR the quality of QB that his 102 passer rating might lead one to expect, then he would be making plans to head to Hawaii !!

But that is not the case, SO DEAL WITH IT !!

The truth is often cold and impersonal ................ but it is STILL THE TRUTH !!
And the truth is Cleveland SUCKS! Deal with it.

UK CANDY BEE
12-24-2005, 02:59 PM
And the truth is Cleveland SUCKS! Deal with it.

Welll, that is awfully tough to deny on this utterly forgettable Christmans Eve '05 !!

Congratulations on a RESOUNDING win !!

Everyone on your team looked in good form today, and those guys in Brown & Orange looked to be in some sort of drunken STUPOR !!

I won't offer some disingenuous "Good Luck in the Playoffs" remark, because we both know I am hoping you will LOSE, and I have a GREAT DEAL of confidence in THAT happening !!

As opposed to today's proceedings, where I NEVER said we would win !!

clevestinks
12-24-2005, 03:20 PM
UK you mentioned that you have children , so Merry Christmas to them!

If the game weren`t so onesided, it would be more fun running smack at you!

Suitanim
12-24-2005, 03:33 PM
Don't HATE me cause you AIN'T me !!

I'll give you a whole plethora of MUCH BETTER reasons !!

Eh? I already stated clearly that I pity you. It would be a very cruel joke indeed to start bashing on the mentally retarded, especially at Christmas and after their team was just decimated 41-0.

So, Corky, Merry Christmas! Naybe there is an organization out there that can help make you a little better and smarter. Good luck, Corky!

Motley Nate
12-24-2005, 03:45 PM
Eh? I already stated clearly that I pity you. It would be a very cruel joke indeed to start bashing on the mentally retarded, especially at Christmas and after their team was just decimated 41-0.

So, Corky, Merry Christmas! Naybe there is an organization out there that can help make you a little better and smarter. Good luck, Corky!
Suit, you're supposed to say:

MERRY Ch ristmas !!!!!! [insert snide commentary] Happy NEW Y ear !!!!! [/snide commentary]

You have to speak their broken language for complete comprehension.

Suitanim
12-24-2005, 04:08 PM
Ah, Hell, who cares...in 3 days we'll all forget these retards even ever posted here...

Pittsburgh 41
Cleveland 0

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

UK CANDY BEE
12-24-2005, 04:37 PM
Ah, Hell, who cares...in 3 days we'll all forget these retards even ever posted here...


Whatever do you mean ??

Retards such as yourself post here all the time !!

Suitanim
12-24-2005, 04:53 PM
Whatever do you mean ??

Retards such as yourself post here all the time !!

You missed the 41-0 part...

Really, Dan...go away. Take your Darkside freaks with you...you lost. Do you really think you'll win by out-posting me? The last 15 posts you've made have been awful and irrelevant and it's obvious you are grasping at straws.

Don't you WANT to retain some dignity? If you stay online on this board tonight, I will strip you of all of it...I'll literally lay you to waste. I'll tear apart every sentence you make, I'll find an expert to dispute every stupid thing you say...You are outmatched, Dan and you know it.

Concede, you fool! I've seen 150 guys better than you, and they are all gone now. Concede!

Motley Nate
12-24-2005, 05:04 PM
Whatever do you mean ??

Retards such as yourself post here all the time !!
He must be calming down.

Or his caps lock finally quit on him.

:poke:

Suitanim
12-24-2005, 05:15 PM
Once more, just to add an exclamation, Dan (UK CANDY) if you want to play this game, the game that you have lost on every front, this war you've lost every battle in, I'll be your hucklebuck. Whenever you make a stupid-assed remark, I'll be there staring you in the face with actual facts and figures and football knowledge. Make your decision..wouldn't it be better to have a Merry Christmas with your 7 year old kid?

Please...PLEASE! Try to send him to college and whatnot so he grows up to be smarter than his dad!

SteelCityMan786
12-24-2005, 05:50 PM
Whatever do you mean ??

Retards such as yourself post here all the time !!


The only retard is You Candy Ass.

Koopa
12-24-2005, 05:50 PM
Yeah, that is about what I would expect from a bunch of posing, circle jerking, wanna be smack kings who cut and run when pressed .............

What's the matter ?? You fools gonna pass on the kudos I said I would offer (and the obligatory abuse I would endure) IF the EXPECTED Stooler victory materializes ??

Or are you PETRIFIED, as would be about par for the course for you Stooler dolts, that maybe, JUST MAYBE the Piss & Bleck bunch WON'T back you up this week and you'll have to endure MY SCORN and RIDICULE ?? That is, in an even more ATOMIC fashion !!

So go ahead and ban me ........... I understand .............. you pansies won't even take odds that are greatly in your favor .............. that way, you can get back to your auto fellatio festival.

I'll even help you get back to where you were before I arrived ........... uh........ Suitanim, I believe it was YOUR turn to suck off StillShittyMan !!

There........... now all can be normal on this site ................... aloha !!

what's with your obsession of men jacking each other off? i guess what ppl said on here is true, you are fag. and what's with capping a few words, does it make you feel like you are big shit? and why do you act like you actually are winning any battles with anyone on here? you've been owned in every aspect of posting. kinda like the steelers owned your shitstains in every aspect of the game today. now get the **** out of here before i really get mad and start ****ing with you like suit and the others have

SteelCityMan786
12-24-2005, 05:52 PM
Well Koopa it's a sign we don't like *******s who spam here.

Suitanim
12-24-2005, 06:02 PM
I just registered at the Darkside. Alone...

SteelCityMan786
12-24-2005, 06:06 PM
Go Bash Da Heck outta them.

Suitanim
12-24-2005, 06:22 PM
Go Bash Da Heck outta them.

There wasn't much there...the "Devo" faction was a joke. It's basically a board where personal smack is king...football is secondary, and understandably so.