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joeyssteelcurtain
01-15-2009, 10:16 PM
So get this my wife just told me the score was going to 21 to 17 Ravens. What in the world do i do ?
:banging:

DoctorCAD
01-15-2009, 10:17 PM
divorce

HometownGal
01-15-2009, 10:29 PM
Cut off all of her credit cards! :chuckle:

VegasStlrFan
01-15-2009, 10:33 PM
That is just wrong! Put her ass on the couch.

BlastFurnace
01-15-2009, 10:35 PM
So get this my wife just told me the score was going to 21 to 17 Ravens. What in the world do i do ?
:banging:

As long as your wife isn't playing, it doesn't mean a whole lot.

I had people telling me all week...last week...that the Chargers were going to win.

MasterOfPuppets
01-15-2009, 10:36 PM
stab her in the eye with a fork......:popcorn:

Effenbroke
01-15-2009, 10:40 PM
When does a wife's opinion matter when it comes to football anyhow?.... Ignore her..that's what I do!!

joeyssteelcurtain
01-15-2009, 10:48 PM
When does a wife's opinion matter when it comes to football anyhow?.... Ignore her..that's what I do!!



Yes thats the best method
:tt03:

devilsdancefloor
01-15-2009, 10:51 PM
did you over hear this COMMING from the kitchen (JUST KIDDING!!!!)


http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/1/15/f_sarcasm2m_cb465e8.jpg

Anyway are you sure she isnt just joking around with you? if she is serious i'd take HTG advice cut her off!:drink::tt03::tt03::tt03:

HERE WE GO STEELERS HERE WE GO!!!

CaliStillersFan
01-15-2009, 10:55 PM
Divorcing her is the only option.

jasonhightower
01-15-2009, 11:00 PM
Or... put away the liquor, she's clearly had enough.

joeyssteelcurtain
01-15-2009, 11:02 PM
All good stuff. I told her if some how we loose and the score 21 to 17 I will not talk to her for weeks and thats no joke

go steelers

MACH1
01-15-2009, 11:05 PM
Tell the wench to snap to it, The beer ain't gonna get it's self.

MasterOfPuppets
01-15-2009, 11:09 PM
:eye: <-------------

section514
01-15-2009, 11:16 PM
lock her outside in the cold, she'll warm up to the idea of being a steeler fan soon enough

Effenbroke
01-15-2009, 11:30 PM
better yet... Put something in her mouth to shut her up! If that doesn't work..duct tape!

GBMelBlount
01-15-2009, 11:34 PM
stab her in the eye with a fork......:popcorn:

I agree. He'd feel much better and with only one eye she could become an NFL referee and probably make some nice coin.

HometownGal
01-15-2009, 11:35 PM
Work up a beer fart, wait until she crawls in bed, let 'r rip and pull the covers over her head. That's one thing that TOTALLY pisses us women off! :mad::chuckle:

Preacher
01-15-2009, 11:35 PM
I go back to the great Evangelist Billy Graham's wife. She was asked about divorce. her answer, "Divorce Billy? No. I have never thought about it. Murder maybe, but never divorce."

:sofunny:

HometownGal
01-15-2009, 11:37 PM
My wife just stabbed me in the heart

You sure Ray the Knife ain't hiding in your house? :chuckle:

steelreserve
01-15-2009, 11:50 PM
surprise butt secks

SteelersinCA
01-15-2009, 11:51 PM
Do what I did last week, make her sit on the couch and watch her pick get manhandled. Throw it in her face often, and then keep busting her ass throughout the week.

Or just bet sex, win win right?

BehindSteelCurtain
01-15-2009, 11:52 PM
divorce immediately.

MasterOfPuppets
01-15-2009, 11:53 PM
surprise butt secks

:pde: ....oh my

joeyssteelcurtain
01-15-2009, 11:54 PM
Good stuff all the above will get the point across

SteelersinCA
01-15-2009, 11:55 PM
surprise butt secks

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::hatsoff:

Pentheon
01-15-2009, 11:56 PM
tell her shes in the dog house till after we win the superbowl...

Preacher
01-16-2009, 12:04 AM
surprise butt secks



Aren't you a navy guy? :huh:


:chuckle:

The Duke
01-16-2009, 12:04 AM
surprise butt secks

:rofl:

You're sick man

I'd say deny her sex. She'll take back her prediction immediately :chuckle:

MaidenIndiana
01-16-2009, 02:06 AM
Kick her out of the house and invite her best friend over to watch the game with you...... or better yet ask her sister over:thumbsup::thumbsup:

redst3
01-16-2009, 04:04 AM
Consult a minister, call in the family....then make an offering to TAR-TAN

Galax Steeler
01-16-2009, 04:56 AM
Cut her off.:rofl:

BlastFurnace
01-16-2009, 12:34 PM
Work up a beer fart, wait until she crawls in bed, let 'r rip and pull the covers over her head. That's one thing that TOTALLY pisses us women off! :mad::chuckle:

Very few things pisses my wife off more than one of my well timed farts.

Dino 6 Rings
01-16-2009, 12:45 PM
So get this my wife just told me the score was going to 21 to 17 Ravens. What in the world do i do ?
:banging:

Just pat her on the head and say "you're so pretty"

stlrtruck
01-16-2009, 01:25 PM
Just pat her on the head and say "yous so purty"

fixed it for ya

STEEL-MAN
01-16-2009, 01:33 PM
1ST OFF BE CALM, she looking for a reaction. You pissed her off some how and she just trying to get you back. Just nod your head and smile, nothing more and everything will be ok!:tt:

Texasteel
01-16-2009, 02:04 PM
So get this my wife just told me the score was going to 21 to 17 Ravens. What in the world do i do ?
:banging:

Your lucky, mine is letting me bleed to death slowly.

MasterOfPuppets
01-16-2009, 02:34 PM
What the heck is up with the farting and eye-poking :screwy: Marriage counseling perhaps?farts and eye stabbing require very little effort.........:popcorn:

devilsdancefloor
01-16-2009, 02:39 PM
surprise butt secks

:rofl:

stlrtruck
01-16-2009, 03:13 PM
farts and eye stabbing require very little effort.........:popcorn:

:toofunny: :rofl: :thumbsup: :drink: :sofunny: :toofunny: :rofl:

HometownGal
01-16-2009, 03:17 PM
Very few things pisses my wife off more than one of my well timed farts.

LOL! :laughing:

How 'bout leaving the toilet seat up after she goes to bed? Taking a "midnight swim" is another one of my "faves". NOT. :mad::chuckle:

Acerero'1972
01-16-2009, 03:53 PM
My wife is a Cowgirl She predicted that the cowboys win the December 7,and She told me that Pitt lose against San Diego, Yesterday she told me the same thing about the game next Sunday , dont worry Steelers win.:tt:

jcb320i
01-16-2009, 04:30 PM
So get this my wife just told me the score was going to 21 to 17 Ravens. What in the world do i do ?
:banging:


Gotta love the little lady! Next time you're in Baltimore she's welcome to stay at my house.


:banging:

memphissteelergirl
01-16-2009, 04:57 PM
Just follow Ben's advice from the SB run in '05..

"Just give 'em a wink and a smile." :wink02:

steelreserve
01-16-2009, 05:14 PM
Very few things pisses my wife off more than one of my well timed farts.

Giving an entirely new meaning to the word "Blast Furnace," I see.

Stlrs4Life
01-16-2009, 05:55 PM
divorce


What he said.

TeeJay
01-16-2009, 06:53 PM
So get this my wife just told me the score was going to 21 to 17 Ravens. What in the world do i do ?
:banging:


Well, the next time she asks, just say "Yes, since you mention it, your arse does look big in that".

xfl2001fan
01-16-2009, 07:38 PM
Give her a kiss followed by a pimp slap. I'd rather see the Steelers win this game than the Modelians.

ben2hines=6
01-16-2009, 08:11 PM
u can work this in your favor...simply make it a gambling proposition....when we win you get what u want....its a sure thing!

rick723
01-16-2009, 09:31 PM
So get this my wife just told me the score was going to 21 to 17 Ravens. What in the world do i do ?
:banging:

Kick her nasty butt outta the house, NOW!

rick723
01-16-2009, 09:35 PM
Work up a beer fart, wait until she crawls in bed, let 'r rip and pull the covers over her head. That's one thing that TOTALLY pisses us women off! :mad::chuckle:


Soooo? You have experienced theole BFM? Beer Fart Magnolia treatment.