View Full Version : Crazy Story from AFC Championship.

01-21-2009, 05:08 PM
So im in my normal season ticket seats and i see this man 2 rows in front of me who is always at the game with his wife and he is by himself.
I figure maybee she was getting warm in the walkways or went to a box with someone she knew and i never really thought a whole lot of it.

So beginning of the 2nd half the seat is still open. I sit about 20 rows up on the Home Side of the 40 yd line. These arent seats you waste for a game. I go down and i say Where is your wife. Couldnt she make it.? And he got a lil teary eyed and told me she passed away. I told him i was sorry and i felt kinda dumb. And i said well what about your kids or brother couldnt one of them make it to the game. And he looked at me and said. "No all of those assholes wanted to go to her funeral"

01-21-2009, 10:57 PM

01-21-2009, 10:59 PM
hahahahahahah i dont believe it

01-22-2009, 01:37 AM
True story i shit you not. hahahhaha. This joke is best told in person. First time i heard it it was a Red Sox joke.

01-22-2009, 01:52 AM
HAHA! that is awesome!

"jokes are better if they are told in the first person." thank you Good Will Hunting! haha!

i'm texting that one to my friends. you just made my day.

Bob Russell
01-22-2009, 11:11 AM
Wonderfull. But my kids would have fought over who would come with me.

01-22-2009, 08:23 PM
Haha that's awesoem

02-04-2009, 07:04 PM