View Full Version : DUI test KY Style

01-25-2009, 06:39 AM
Only a person in KENTUCKY could think of this.

From the county where drunk driving is considered a
sport, comes this true story.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Paris, Kentucky.
After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the
parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys
on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall
into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other
patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the
car, switched the wipers on and off-----it was a fine, dry
summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of
times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and
then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of
the other patrons' vehicles left.

At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out
and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started
up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the
man over and administered a breathalyzer test.

To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man
had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany
me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.'

'I doubt it,' said the truly proud Hillbilly.

Tonight I'm the designated decoy.'

02-01-2009, 02:19 PM
That is fairly popular everywhere. Hell Ive even been the decoy a time or two

02-13-2009, 07:09 PM
Lol thats pretty cool