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chenzzo
01-27-2009, 02:31 PM
Hereís what I want to see this Sunday, perhaps Iím asking too much.

I want scoring.

Offensive scoring, and defensive scoring.

I want to score through the air, I want to score on the ground.
I want each receiver on our team to make a TD pass.
I want FWP and Memo to both get into the endzone.
I want Santo to bust off a huge punt return.
I want Berger to punt the ball to the 1 yard line where it sticks in the ground like a lightning bolt from God.
I want Ben to throw a laser guided missile to Limas Sweed that embeds itself in his sternum so he doesnít even have to catch it.
I want Ben to shed defenders like a lion shakes off hyenas, while he roars defiance and throws a 65 yard touchdown.
I want Hines Ward to block someone into oblivion.

I want Troy to run back an interception.
I want a fumble recovered in the endzone for a touchdown.
I want Kurt Warner sacked...a lot...and repeatedly.
I want him sacked for a loss, I want Woodley to reverse suplex him for a safety, and I want him sacked for looking at Harrison funny.
I want him to get addled and start throwing to the guys in the Black and Gold uniforms.
I want Larry Fitzgerald to be so paranoid that he misses balls.
I want him to get hit so hard he fumbles his teeth and we recover them and score for 5 points, in a brand new type of scoring invented solely for this game.
I want Boldin looking over his shoulder for Ryan Clark. I want him to have night sweats in the middle of the game from fear.

In short, I want a blowout. I want to beat the spread like it was a rented mule.

Am I asking too much?

Steelers
01-27-2009, 02:36 PM
That's pretty much a best-case scenario. Would be amazing, but I'll be happy with the W no matter how it may happen.

Dizzle43
01-27-2009, 02:44 PM
Why don't you just want to win the game? That's all that matters.

truesteelerfan
01-27-2009, 02:59 PM
Yes...Winning is all that matters...But isn't it a much better feeling when we dominate somebody? Especially when its on a stage this big? Some people in New England are probably going to say the only reason the Steelers won is because Brady was hurt....I want to leave no doubt, that regardless of who we played on the way to get where we are....We are the Champions.

NEPAsteeler
01-27-2009, 03:08 PM
I don't care who we have hit into oblivion, how many times we force a turnover, or how many times we get into the endzone. I just want to see the Steelers holding up that sixth Lombardi at the end of the night! :tt02:

Hines4ever
01-27-2009, 03:12 PM
Hereís what I want to see this Sunday, perhaps Iím asking too much.

I want scoring.

Offensive scoring, and defensive scoring.

I want to score through the air, I want to score on the ground.
I want each receiver on our team to make a TD pass.
I want FWP and Memo to both get into the endzone.
I want Santo to bust off a huge punt return.
I want Berger to punt the ball to the 1 yard line where it sticks in the ground like a lightning bolt from God.
I want Ben to throw a laser guided missile to Limas Sweed that embeds itself in his sternum so he doesnít even have to catch it.
I want Ben to shed defenders like a lion shakes off hyenas, while he roars defiance and throws a 65 yard touchdown.
I want Hines Ward to block someone into oblivion.

I want Troy to run back an interception.
I want a fumble recovered in the endzone for a touchdown.
I want Kurt Warner sacked...a lot...and repeatedly.
I want him sacked for a loss, I want Woodley to reverse suplex him for a safety, and I want him sacked for looking at Harrison funny.
I want him to get addled and start throwing to the guys in the Black and Gold uniforms.
I want Larry Fitzgerald to be so paranoid that he misses balls.
I want him to get hit so hard he fumbles his teeth and we recover them and score for 5 points, in a brand new type of scoring invented solely for this game.
I want Boldin looking over his shoulder for Ryan Clark. I want him to have night sweats in the middle of the game from fear.

In short, I want a blowout. I want to beat the spread like it was a rented mule.

Am I asking too much?

LOVE IT.....I WANT THAT TOO!!!!!!!!!!:tt02::tt03:

The_WARDen
01-27-2009, 03:15 PM
Yes.

fansince'76
01-27-2009, 03:24 PM
Probably, but I want the same thing. For once, I'd like to be able to relax in the 2nd half.

klick81
01-27-2009, 03:29 PM
Hereís what I want to see this Sunday, perhaps Iím asking too much.

I want scoring.

Offensive scoring, and defensive scoring.

I want to score through the air, I want to score on the ground.
I want each receiver on our team to make a TD pass.
I want FWP and Memo to both get into the endzone.
I want Santo to bust off a huge punt return.
I want Berger to punt the ball to the 1 yard line where it sticks in the ground like a lightning bolt from God.
I want Ben to throw a laser guided missile to Limas Sweed that embeds itself in his sternum so he doesnít even have to catch it.
I want Ben to shed defenders like a lion shakes off hyenas, while he roars defiance and throws a 65 yard touchdown.
I want Hines Ward to block someone into oblivion.

I want Troy to run back an interception.
I want a fumble recovered in the endzone for a touchdown.
I want Kurt Warner sacked...a lot...and repeatedly.
I want him sacked for a loss, I want Woodley to reverse suplex him for a safety, and I want him sacked for looking at Harrison funny.
I want him to get addled and start throwing to the guys in the Black and Gold uniforms.
I want Larry Fitzgerald to be so paranoid that he misses balls.
I want him to get hit so hard he fumbles his teeth and we recover them and score for 5 points, in a brand new type of scoring invented solely for this game.
I want Boldin looking over his shoulder for Ryan Clark. I want him to have night sweats in the middle of the game from fear.

In short, I want a blowout. I want to beat the spread like it was a rented mule.

Am I asking too much?

LOL...that was great. I'm getting so psyched for this game. IT'S GONNA BE GREAT!

Indo
01-27-2009, 03:29 PM
You forgot about blocking both a punt and a field goal attempt, and running them both in

JEFF4i
01-27-2009, 03:34 PM
By a point or one hundred, I just want a win.

stlrtruck
01-27-2009, 03:42 PM
Hereís what I want to see this Sunday, perhaps Iím asking too much.

I want scoring.

Offensive scoring, and defensive scoring.

I want to score through the air, I want to score on the ground.
I want each receiver on our team to make a TD pass.
I want FWP and Memo to both get into the endzone.
I want Santo to bust off a huge punt return.
I want Berger to punt the ball to the 1 yard line where it sticks in the ground like a lightning bolt from God.
I want Ben to throw a laser guided missile to Limas Sweed that embeds itself in his sternum so he doesnít even have to catch it.
I want Ben to shed defenders like a lion shakes off hyenas, while he roars defiance and throws a 65 yard touchdown.
I want Hines Ward to block someone into oblivion.

I want Troy to run back an interception.
I want a fumble recovered in the endzone for a touchdown.
I want Kurt Warner sacked...a lot...and repeatedly.
I want him sacked for a loss, I want Woodley to reverse suplex him for a safety, and I want him sacked for looking at Harrison funny.
I want him to get addled and start throwing to the guys in the Black and Gold uniforms.
I want Larry Fitzgerald to be so paranoid that he misses balls.
I want him to get hit so hard he fumbles his teeth and we recover them and score for 5 points, in a brand new type of scoring invented solely for this game.
I want Boldin looking over his shoulder for Ryan Clark. I want him to have night sweats in the middle of the game from fear.

In short, I want a blowout. I want to beat the spread like it was a rented mule.

Am I asking too much?

You are asking a bit too much and I've highlighted those things that are in that category.

1) Each WR catching a TD is too much, besides it means that others - like Heath Miller aren't going to get their.

2) Berger punting the ball to the 1 - come on, be happy with the 4 yard line

3) Warner won't be sacked for looking at Harrison funny, he won't even look at Harrison

4) I do think that Fitz is the one player that will become paranoid, but then again I thought that of the Welker until Clark jacked him up - so I could be wrong here.

stillers4me
01-27-2009, 03:47 PM
Our team hasn't made it easy on us fans all year (if ever) and I expect this game to be no different. The Cards came to win the game, we just have to want to win it more.

The_WARDen
01-27-2009, 03:51 PM
Probably, but I want the same thing. For once, I'd like to be able to relax in the 2nd half.

That would be nice...one of those 55-10 beatdowns like the 49ers laid on the Broncos that one year...

Wouldn't have to hit my bottle of Tums.

:helmet:

stillers4me
01-27-2009, 03:54 PM
55-10? Nobody but us Steelers fans would like that. We'd love it and everyone else would be bored to tears.

chenzzo
01-27-2009, 03:55 PM
You forgot about blocking both a punt and a field goal attempt, and running them both in

aww man, I sure did!

The_WARDen
01-27-2009, 03:56 PM
55-10? Nobody but us Steelers fans would like that. We'd love it and everyone else would be bored to tears.

oh well...that's the price the rest of the country would have to pay for my comfort!

:chuckle:

stillers4me
01-27-2009, 03:58 PM
oh well...that's the price the rest of the country would have to pay for my comfort!

:chuckle:

And my nerves. :drink:

Polamalu Princess
01-27-2009, 04:02 PM
I want a HUGE win - not too much to ask for - not at all!

Indo
01-27-2009, 04:15 PM
It really doesn't matter to me if we get the W by just one point...it's still worth a shiny, silver trophy. The Sixth shiny, silver trophy.


BUT

What I REALLY want is for the Boys to beat the effin' redbirds so badly into the ground that they have to use the Terrible Towel that they wiped the armpit with to wipe the tears from the eyes of that Fuc*ing Mayor Douchebag (in much the same way the '85 Bears crushed the Pre-Cheatriots)

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stlrtruck
01-27-2009, 04:16 PM
55-10? Nobody but us Steelers fans would like that. We'd love it and everyone else would be bored to tears.

And I care about everyone else not wearing black and gold on Sunday - NOT!

Pentheon
01-27-2009, 04:24 PM
Hereís what I want to see this Sunday, perhaps Iím asking too much.

I want scoring.

Offensive scoring, and defensive scoring.

I want to score through the air, I want to score on the ground.
I want each receiver on our team to make a TD pass.
I want FWP and Memo to both get into the endzone.
I want Santo to bust off a huge punt return.
I want Berger to punt the ball to the 1 yard line where it sticks in the ground like a lightning bolt from God.
I want Ben to throw a laser guided missile to Limas Sweed that embeds itself in his sternum so he doesnít even have to catch it.
I want Ben to shed defenders like a lion shakes off hyenas, while he roars defiance and throws a 65 yard touchdown.
I want Hines Ward to block someone into oblivion.

I want Troy to run back an interception.
I want a fumble recovered in the endzone for a touchdown.
I want Kurt Warner sacked...a lot...and repeatedly.
I want him sacked for a loss, I want Woodley to reverse suplex him for a safety, and I want him sacked for looking at Harrison funny.
I want him to get addled and start throwing to the guys in the Black and Gold uniforms.
I want Larry Fitzgerald to be so paranoid that he misses balls.
I want him to get hit so hard he fumbles his teeth and we recover them and score for 5 points, in a brand new type of scoring invented solely for this game.
I want Boldin looking over his shoulder for Ryan Clark. I want him to have night sweats in the middle of the game from fear.

In short, I want a blowout. I want to beat the spread like it was a rented mule.

Am I asking too much?

hahahaha you actually had your wish when we played the dolphins...