View Full Version : The 10 sexiest SB commercials

01-28-2009, 11:12 AM
As if things didn't suck enough, the world of men received a tragic blow today when it was announced that the 2009 Lingerie Bowl would be canceled. I guess we're supposed to do more shots of Wild Turkey at halftime rather than watch hot models play football. To help ease the pain, I thought I'd present you with some hot chicks who have been involved in the Super Bowl who have hot body parts. I know your parents are never there for you, so I thought it's the least I could do.

#10 Danica Patrick (Go Daddy) - The fact that she starts fights all the time has to mean good things in the bedroom, right? I'm sorry, I meant to say that she's a really talented race car driver.

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#9 Carmen Electra (Ice Breakers Gum) - I get what the Ice Breakers people were going for with this commercial. Everyone wants to chew on Carmen Electra and Carmen has used a lot of ice to further her career.

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#8 Farrah Fawcett (Noxema) - Take Farrah Fawcett and put her with Joe Namath and say the word "creamed" a bunch of times and you have yourself some Super Bowl commercial gold.

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#7 Candice Michelle (Go Daddy) - The Go Daddy ad campaign really is genius. Whenever I see a big pair of boobs now, it always makes me want to run home and buy some domain names.

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#6 Britney Spears :doh: (Pepsi) - Britney has almost completely restore her hot Britney status. If she keeps regaining her hotness, maybe she could be in a Nutella Super Bowl commercial next year.

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#5 Jessica Simpson (Pizza Hut) - It's too bad Pizza Hut didn't wait until their "PANormous" pizza came out to do a Super Bowl commercial with Jessica She's always been a very PANormous girl.

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#4 Cindy Crawford (Pepsi) - What is it about those face moles that drive men crazy? I guess it's the whole third nipple factor.

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#3 Kitana Baker & Tonya Ballinger (Miller Lite) - Kitana has gone on to do a lot of work that doesn't require her to wear a lot of clothing. Tonya has gone on to ... well, it was a hot cat fight.

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#2 Ali Landry (Doritos) - Ali will forever be known as the "Doritos Girl" and the girl who married A.C. Slater. Those are two things every woman should aspire to.

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#1 Adriana Lima (Victoria's Secret) - Victoria's Secret is our only hope to replace the lingerie element for the 2009 Super Bowl. I think Adriana Lima tackling Alessandra Ambrosio in slow motion should suffice.

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So ... now I got your attention, what SB commercials (and I'm not talking about these ones) did u guys really like best? Any kind of SB commercial. If you guys can actually start posting them here, which should help us 2 kill sometime until the game starts on February 1st, right? :wink02:

01-28-2009, 12:59 PM
Oddly enough... I hate Budweiser beer but I LOVE their commercials with the Clydesdales!!! (I still get misty eyed at the 9/11 one they did).

Apparently they banned a PETA add already from airing during the super bowl, it was basically a bunch of women getting it on with some veggies... very hot... minus the whole humpage of veggies... It was something along the lines of being a vegetarian makes you better in bed... or something like that.

I can't wait to hear more of these... I'm hoping and looking forward to the Manning Bros Double Stuff Commercial - they can't end it w/ the blimp taking out the competition!

01-28-2009, 06:11 PM
Kitana turned out to be a serviceable actress. Check out "Incident on Loch Ness" which is a pretty cool spoof of Werner Herzog (and he actually was a more than willing participant).

Steeler in Carolina
01-28-2009, 07:14 PM
I like the ones with the monkey's(I'm not even sure of the company) where the guy is working in an office full of monkey's.

01-28-2009, 07:54 PM
My top 3 funniest SB commercials:
#3 Bud Lite Weiner Dog Weinernationals
#2 Trunk-Monkey vehicle anti-theft device
#1 Terry Tate the Office Linebacker

YES!!! OFFICE LINEBACKER!!! Those were always my favorites, I used to have them all saved on my computer... ugh they crack me up! :thumbsup:

01-28-2009, 09:30 PM
Link please. Hey guys, could you please see if you can fine 'em on youtube.com and post 'em here.