PDA

View Full Version : "It's curtains for Kurt Warner"


Fire Haley
01-30-2009, 02:16 AM
Great read.

"It's curtains for Kurt Warner"

Steelers' defense won't let the Arizona quarterback enjoy a fairy-tale ending

Reporting from Tampa, Fla. -- The fairy tale is that, if he wins Sunday, the Arizona Cardinals quarterback has promised to buy his family a puppy.

The reality show is that the Pittsburgh Steelers are going to whip the dog out of him.

The fairy tale is that, while dining with his family every Friday night before home games, the Arizona Cardinals quarterback picks up a stranger's bill.

The reality show is that the Pittsburgh Steelers are going to cash him out.

The fairy tale is that, for the second time in a bungee-jump of a career, Kurt Warner will finish work Sunday as the sweetest of Super Bowl heroes.

The reality show is that the Pittsburgh Steelers will make him melt in their mouthpieces.

Amid the grandeur of Big Ben, the edge of Edge and the brass of The Boss, this is a Super Bowl of two inexorably connected stories.

One is Warner, a deeply religious and righteous man who is trying to complete a career comeback out of a Kevin Costner movie.

The other is the Steelers defense, a deeply nasty and noxious group who wants to hit him with a load of Eastwood.

Two stories, one ending, and, take it from me, it's not going to be pretty.

Last year, before the game, in this space, I gave you the New York Giants as your Cinderella Super Bowl champs.

This year, the win goes to the wicked.

The Steelers not only win, they win big, fracturing the fairy tale with countless forearms, knocking destiny on its duff.

Leading the conference in passer rating and leading the league in praise quotes, Warner is the Super Bowl's annual heartwarming star.

Leading the league in defense, the Steelers are the Super Bowl's annual unruly mob.

Once the game begins, feel-good won't have a chance against hit-hard.

It hasn't for, oh, XLII years.

"You know," Steelers safety Ryan Clark said with an odd grin. "we've been kind of thinking that ourselves."

Kurt Warner is Oprah.

He stepped off the plane from Arizona here wearing a perfectly pressed suit. He will step to the postgame interview podium carrying a well-worn Bible.

"It's fun, it's gratifying," he said.

The Steelers are Jerry Springer.

They stepped off the plane in baggy sweats. They have conducted interviews with wrinkled shirts and visors on backward.

"It's not about fun, it's about winning," barked running back Willie Parker.

From the moment he became one of the few 37-year-olds to steal a job from a former first-round draft pick -- Matt Leinart -- Warner has a been a blast.

Nearly a decade after winning a Super Bowl with the St. Louis Rams - and after being benched four times for three teams in the interim -- the openly devout old guy has become, well, reborn.

He was given two of the league's best receivers in Larry Fitzgerald and Anquan Boldin. He was given former Steelers offensive guru Ken Whisenhunt.

Then, at the start of the playoffs, he was given rested standout running Edgerrin James.

And, oh yeah, through it all, Kurt Warner was also given this huge chip.

"I think the perception around the league about me was that I couldn't play anymore," he said this week.

The nicest of guys couldn't help but mimic his critics: " 'There was no more football left in him, and he's basically just trying to survive' ."

He said the league thought he was another Emmitt Smith, going to Arizona to quietly end his career: " 'The Cardinals won't win, Kurt Warner can't really play, so I guess it's a fine mix.' "

Then the playoffs began, and three upsets later, the story just got better.

"I think they knew something that a lot of people didn't, or took a chance on something that a lot of people wouldn't," Warner said of the Cardinals. "So that's been one of the neat parts of the story; they took a chance, I took a chance, and together, we've made something special happen."

Until now.

With the Steelers bearing down, Warner's story Sunday will be special only in a red-light sort of way, his value lessening with each hit.

"And when you hit people in a timing offense like Arizona's, it can throw everything off," Clark said.

The Steelers will hit them, first, with numbers.

Warner lead the NFC with a 96.9 passer rating? The Steelers ranked second in the league by allowing only a 63.4 passer rating.

Warner had seven games of at least 300 yards passing? The Steelers gave up zero 300-yard passing games.

Warner always seemed to slip out of trouble, avoiding both sacks and interceptions? The Steelers led the league in combined sacks and picks,

"We think they're going to try to spread it out on us, but that's fine," Clark said. "That means that we'll have our pass rushers going one-on-one against some of their offensive lineman. We like that matchup."

Led by defensive player of the year linebacker James Harrison, the Steelers' defense ranked second in the league with 51 sacks. The Cardinals' offensive line hasn't seen this big, this quick, this many.

If Warner avoids the pain, his receivers won't, the Steelers allowing a league-best five yards per passing attempt, and only four 100-yard receivers all season.

"Playing tough is what we do, it's who we are," Steeler linebacker James Farrior said. "When you hit people like we hit people, everything changes."

Comebacks change. Fables change. Destiny changes.

To Warner's happy promise that he would buy his family a puppy if he wins this Super Bowl, the hardened Steelers will have but one loud, long, answer.

Dog gone.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-plaschke-super-bowl-warne-2009jan30,0,7985253.column?page=1

SteelersinCA
01-30-2009, 04:14 AM
Wow, Plashcke writes a biting article. Damn I hope it goes like that.

Galax Steeler
01-30-2009, 04:23 AM
Great read.


"We think they're going to try to spread it out on us, but that's fine," Clark said. "That means that we'll have our pass rushers going one-on-one against some of their offensive lineman. We like that matchup."

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-plaschke-super-bowl-warne-2009jan30,0,7985253.column?page=1

That means we could get sack happy against them if our secondary can cover the receivers then we should have a big game.

SteelersinCA
01-30-2009, 04:27 AM
You know I can't stop seeing Fitz jump up for a ball and then get cracked and land on his dome. They go up high, you hit them low, simple. It's not dirty, it's just the way it is.

stillers4me
01-30-2009, 06:25 AM
Now that's what I've waited all week to read! I'm so sick of reading about how Warner and Fitz are going to light it up and and slice and dice the best defense this league has seen in 30 years.

Here we go, Steelers! :tt03:

Fire Haley
01-30-2009, 10:38 AM
You know I can't stop seeing Fitz jump up for a ball and then get cracked and land on his dome. .

I have those visions too.

Troy does like to take them out at the knees.

TheSteelCurtain
01-30-2009, 10:47 AM
Troy did that too him last game. Fitz also got smashed coming over the middle, fumbled and Troy took it in for a touchdown. Then troy sat the bench for the rest of the game. Everyone fails to remember that Matt Leinart finished that game. Kurt came in for Matt then Kurt got benched for Matt.

HometownGal
01-30-2009, 11:03 AM
Now that's what I've waited all week to read! I'm so sick of reading about how Warner and Fitz are going to light it up and and slice and dice the best defense this league has seen in 30 years.

Here we go, Steelers! :tt03:

Me too. :drink: I have a tremendous amount of respect for both Kurt and Fitz, but I'm sick to death of the knob-slobbin' by the media. We all know what they are capable of doing against defenses who couldn't make a jock strap on Big Snack's hoo haa, but I strongly feel that some of the sports media jocks and the majority of AZ fans are taking our D way too lightly. They're about to be schooled on Sunday. :tt03:

pretzel
01-30-2009, 11:37 AM
"We think they're going to try to spread it out on us, but that's fine," Clark said. "That means that we'll have our pass rushers going one-on-one against some of their offensive lineman. We like that matchup."

Led by defensive player of the year linebacker James Harrison, the Steelers' defense ranked second in the league with 51 sacks. The Cardinals' offensive line hasn't seen this big, this quick, this many."

To me, that's a huge key for us. Arizona's right side is real young as is their center. Hampton and Smith should have a field day.

SteelersinCA
01-30-2009, 11:46 AM
Me too. :drink: I have a tremendous amount of respect for both Kurt and Fitz, but I'm sick to death of the knob-slobbin' by the media. We all know what they are capable of doing against defenses who couldn't make a jock strap on Big Snack's hoo haa, but I strongly feel that some of the sports media jocks and the majority of AZ fans are taking our D way too lightly. They're about to be schooled on Sunday. :tt03:

I'm not sure why, but I :rofl: when I read you say knob-slobbin' :hug:

revefsreleets
01-30-2009, 12:23 PM
Within the first few plays of the Cards 1st possession, I see somebody smacking Warner around and either forcing an INT or a fumble, which will basically set the tone for the whole game.

LeBeau > Whiz
Steelers D >>>Cards offense

Dino 6 Rings
01-30-2009, 12:40 PM
I love this read, I'm so sick of hearing about how the Cards have a chance and have a great passing attack.

I hope we crush the life out of them with huge hits. I want to see them carried off the field play after play from being hit and smashed by the Toughest Mother Effing Team in the History of Football.

CanadianSteel
01-30-2009, 01:28 PM
Now thats the article that I needed !!
After all the Warner and Fitz lovefest going on.
You watch enough of that and as a Steeler fan start to get doubts. Thanks for bringing me back to the "Steeler Smackdown" side of things....

Stlrs4Life
01-30-2009, 01:33 PM
Great read Killer.

chucoblack&gold
01-30-2009, 03:11 PM
I love this read, I'm so sick of hearing about how the Cards have a chance and have a great passing attack.

I hope we crush the life out of them with huge hits. I want to see them carried off the field play after play from being hit and smashed by the Toughest Mother Effing Team in the History of Football.

I've been wanting to see the same thing all week, Woodley getting 3 sacks on the old man and seeing him come out of the game.

Seeing warner's cheesy smile when he's talked about the superbowl makes me feel like he's forgetting about the D he's going up against on Sunday.:mad:

Hines4ever
01-30-2009, 04:01 PM
Now thats the article that I needed !!
After all the Warner and Fitz lovefest going on.
You watch enough of that and as a Steeler fan start to get doubts. Thanks for bringing me back to the "Steeler Smackdown" side of things....

Took the words right out of my mouth.....:hatsoff:

TheSteelCurtain
01-30-2009, 04:06 PM
Someone is going to be getting put in the ice cream trunk. And he will be wearing red and white.

redst3
01-30-2009, 04:59 PM
Someone is going to be getting put in the ice cream trunk. And he will be wearing red and white.

Bolden's riding in the truck....mark it down:wink02:

stlrz fan
01-30-2009, 05:13 PM
Steelers are quietly fueling up to bring the wood!!! I Love it!!!

AllD
01-30-2009, 05:16 PM
I love this read, I'm so sick of hearing about how the Cards have a chance and have a great passing attack.

I hope we crush the life out of them with huge hits. I want to see them carried off the field play after play from being hit and smashed by the Toughest Mother Effing Team in the History of Football.



I think everybody here is disgusted by the way the media is selling the game with their almost across the board upset predictions. The way I see it, somebody on our D is going to get to Warner real bad and work him like a hand puppet.

TheSteelCurtain
01-30-2009, 05:18 PM
Bolden's riding in the truck....mark it down:wink02:

I never wish to see any player get serious injured.

But i just want a viscious display of domination being laid down sunday.

LVSteelersfan
01-30-2009, 06:39 PM
I suspect Woodley is going to be the man in Warner's face causing sacks, fumbles, INTs. I doubt the men in stripes have the balls to call holding against Harrison in this game when they didn't call holding for 6 or 7 weeks in a row. Don't discount Keisel getting in there in his face either. He has stepped up big in several games this year. As long as Harrison needs two guys to keep him out, we win the matchup battle. His bullrush will be too much for the AZ line to handle.

markymarc
01-30-2009, 10:09 PM
LeBeau > Whiz
Steelers D >>>Cards offense

And yet a lot of the media tools want to continue saying how Whiz has such a big advantage coming from Pittsburgh. I call total B.S. LeBeau is a defensive genius and will have new stuff just for Whiz's team. And yes the Steelers defense is much better than the Cardinals offense.

markymarc
01-30-2009, 10:10 PM
Great read and thanks for sharing Killer. I needed that one after hearing all of the Cardinals love on TV today.