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CPanther95
02-04-2009, 08:52 AM
Add your limericks here, I'll start it off:

There once was a team made of Steel,
Who delighted in making teams squeal.
Went to the big game to hit,
Faced a team that won’t quit.
Thank God we had Ben and not Neil.

tony hipchest
02-04-2009, 09:07 AM
there once was a team from arizona
colored in red like an apple fiona.
they had balls of brass
but we still kicked their ass...
and now we can say "we own ya!"

:tt02:

roethlisbergerUK
02-05-2009, 05:40 AM
There once was a legend called Cope
Whose more famous than the Italian Pope
With his terrible towel and Double Yoi scowl
He left others without any hope !!

There once was a Steeler with hair
Who spent most of his time in the air
With Polamalu wrote on his back and hair down his crack
He took his victims back to his lair

In a city like Pittsburgh it,s chilly
So thank heavens for a guy like Fast Willie
With speed and some flair
He does,nt have a care
So i,m glad he does,nt play for Philly

Not too good but best i could come up with lol,I,ll have to think now and do some more :)

Great post and great idea lol

roethlisbergerUK
02-05-2009, 06:10 AM
Hang on lol....

There once was a team called the Browns
Who basically played like some clowns
With their fans in the pound and 0-16 bound
No wonder they all had frowns !!

There once was a team from Arizona
Whose coach walked round with a boner
With a Quarterback named Warner they entered a sauna
And boy did he scream like a moaner !!

There once was a QB called Brady
Who loved to dress up as a lady
With bags of lip gloss and drunken Randy Moss
They ended up making a baby

CargoJon
02-05-2009, 08:52 AM
There once was a team from the desert,
Who failed to live up to their measure.
A record pick six,
Santonio's tricks,
And the Cards didn't find Tampa treasure.