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M1JAM
03-03-2009, 07:57 PM
Where is the best place to go eat when you are in Cleveland??

M1JAM
03-03-2009, 07:59 PM
Where is the best place to go eat when you are in Cleveland??

ANSWER:


Pittsburgh

M1JAM
03-03-2009, 08:00 PM
Whats long and brown and stinks?








Answer: Football season in Cleveland

M1JAM
03-03-2009, 08:03 PM
Why do the Cleveland Browns helmets have no logo?











ANSWER: The NFL didn't approve their request to use a dog turd.

M1JAM
03-03-2009, 08:12 PM
How close are the Browns to a Lombardi trophy?










Answer: About 300 yards, when they get off their bus at Heinz Field

M1JAM
03-03-2009, 08:15 PM
Why do Browns players still smell OK after they work out ?



























Answer : Dawgs can lick their own ......

M1JAM
03-03-2009, 08:20 PM
Why did the Browns move to Baltimore ?











Answer:

So they could live in a city that was merely crappy instead of smelly and crappy..

BrandonCarr39
03-23-2009, 09:23 PM
Almost all of my relatives on my dad's side are from the North Ohio area-so naturally, they're big Cleveland sports fans.

Oh well-at least they have the Caveliers and Indians to root for. Even they've admitted that the Browns are hopeless(My cousin got a TONY ROMO Jersey from the Pro Football HOF 2 Christmases ago from her grandad instead).