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Buzz05
04-16-2009, 06:23 AM
:noidea: guess he toke my advice.....or ran out of crack.......

Timmy doesn't need crack..he is naturally stupid.

HometownGal
04-16-2009, 07:14 AM
Yeah HometownGal do you think Im cool now that you seen a pic of my dog? Do you think she is cute? Watch losers, she is going to say my dog is cute..take notes pilgrims!

I can't see your dog very well, as your avy pic is so small. It looks like your dog is one of those yip-yappers and from the pic, looks like her head is bigger than yours. However, I'm a dog lover, so I think they're all cute in their own way.

WTF is up with those pants you are wearing?? :horror: Looks like you're wearing a checker board.

steelwall
04-16-2009, 07:18 AM
WTF is up with those pants you are wearing?? :horror: Looks like you're wearing a checker board.

The dorky small version of the white MC hammer....I believe that's what he's going for here.

Galax Steeler
04-16-2009, 07:35 AM
StlrTrck Im going to be e-mailing your loser friend tommorow, so look forward to getting his loser e-mail! Have you painted your truck purple yet? If not I will do it for FREE!

:huh: your writing is dull and boring.

Buzz05
04-16-2009, 07:42 AM
When I type the words Tim or Lumber into Urban Dictionary here are the meanings...I think they fit him perfectly

tim-Troubled Insecure M@sterbator T.I.M
His name is Tim and everything about this is true



Lumber n. A pawnshop - the sort of cash mashine frequently occupied by broke losers.
Hey, there's a lousy Lumber down the street.

steelwall
04-16-2009, 07:52 AM
When I type the words Tim or Lumber into Urban Dictionary here are the meanings...I think they fit him perfectly

tim-Troubled Insecure M@sterbator T.I.M
His name is Tim and everything about this is true



Lumber n. A pawnshop - the sort of cash mashine frequently occupied by broke losers.
Hey, there's a lousy gay Lumber down the street.


Fixed:chuckle:

Galax Steeler
04-16-2009, 07:55 AM
When I type the words Tim or Lumber into Urban Dictionary here are the meanings...I think they fit him perfectly

tim-Troubled Insecure M@sterbator T.I.M
His name is Tim and everything about this is true



Lumber n. A pawnshop - the sort of cash mashine frequently occupied by broke losers.
Hey, there's a lousy gay Lumber down the street.
:sissies:

stlrtruck
04-16-2009, 08:32 AM
:banging:This is why your team is getting shutout coach

Shutout? What the freak are you talking about? Last time I checked the only thing the Steelers were shutout from is the LOSER Club that you, most of your fellow ratbird fans, and the ratbirds themselves belong.

The longer you stay here the more idiotic your statements become TIMMAH!

Do yourself and the rest of baltimoronville a favor - leave, and never ever, ever again turn on your computer.

stlrtruck
04-16-2009, 08:35 AM
StlrTrck Im going to be e-mailing your loser friend tommorow, so look forward to getting his loser e-mail! Have you painted your truck purple yet? If not I will do it for FREE!

You idiot, my friend has already put you in your place. There is nothing else for you to say or email. I've read the email post and you have yet once debated any topic. You've only continued your idiotic rhetoric that makes no sense (except to you).

As for my truck, it will NEVER be purple. And besides if your painting is anything like your "debating" then I don't think you need to be touching a paint brush or any other painting equipment anytime in the near future.

Buzz05
04-16-2009, 09:11 AM
As for my truck, it will NEVER be purple. And besides if your painting is anything like your "debating" then I don't think you need to be touching a paint brush or any other painting equipment anytime in the near future.

Haha he is going to paint it purple with his finger nail polish that he has left over from his "wife"

lilyoder6
04-16-2009, 10:41 AM
he could use that purple nail polish on his new girl friend... his right hand.. :)

vasteeler
04-16-2009, 11:30 AM
he could use that purple nail polish on his new girl friend... his right hand.. :)

better known as Fistina

stlrtruck
04-16-2009, 12:05 PM
better known as Fistina

Or Palmela

Buzz05
04-16-2009, 01:31 PM
Or Palmela

Or Handrietta

MACH1
04-16-2009, 04:02 PM
Or Rosey

stlrtruck
04-16-2009, 04:04 PM
Or Rosey

Aren't Rosey and Palmela related??? :toofunny:

MACH1
04-16-2009, 04:36 PM
he could use that purple nail polish on his new boy friend... his right hand.. :)


Handymanny

He have to poor a beer on it first to get it drunk.

Stlrs4Life
04-16-2009, 06:41 PM
WTF is up with those pants you are wearing?? :horror: Looks like you're wearing a checker board.


It's probably his underwear HTG. Ewwwwwwwwww!:banging::banging: :puke::puke:

stlrtruck
04-17-2009, 01:57 AM
TIMMAH logged in shortly before 2am but I guess there were too many people waiting for him so he logged off.

The :troll: will return when he feels it's safer to post without having someone challenge him.

TIMMAH - you're like ray lewis after the AFCCG - LOSER!

steelwall
04-17-2009, 02:06 AM
TIMMAH logged in shortly before 2am but I guess there were too many people waiting for him so he logged off.

The :troll: will return when he feels it's safer to post without having someone challenge him.

TIMMAH - you're like ray lewis after the AFCCG - LOSER!


:laughing: yep :chuckle:

Nah.... he either ran out of booze or crack, or his husband caught him looking at gay porn again, he'll be back.

Galax Steeler
04-17-2009, 07:11 AM
:laughing: yep :chuckle:

Nah.... he either ran out of booze or crack, or his husband caught him looking at gay porn again, he'll be back.

If he runs out he can always fall back to his dogs crack.

stlrtruck
04-17-2009, 08:16 AM
If he runs out he can always fall back to his dogs crack.

Maybe the dog caught him with gay porn :noidea:

SteelersMongol
04-17-2009, 11:39 AM
:laughing: yep :chuckle:

Nah.... he either ran out of booze or crack, or his husband caught him looking at gay porn again, he'll be back.

:laughing:

Maybe the dog caught him with gay porn :noidea:

:rofl: Oh, U guys R killing me. :toofunny: ROTFLMFHO

stlrtruck
04-17-2009, 03:46 PM
I'd like to thank everyone involved in the complete distruction, annihilation, and overall demoralization of one Tim Lumber aka TIMMAH. It seems our resident :troll: has learned a vital lesson. Taking on STEELERS NATION is not a task that a trailer park village idiot writer should take on at any point of his life.

So TIMMAH, we here at Steelers Fever bid you adieu. One can only hope that others have learned from your mistake and won't try to bring some baltimoronic chest thumping and call it "smack talk" or "debating".

Now, go play tonsil hockey with your husband or dog, which ever one it is.

steelers4life66
04-17-2009, 04:01 PM
I'd like to thank everyone involved in the complete distruction, annihilation, and overall demoralization of one Tim Lumber aka TIMMAH. It seems our resident :troll: has learned a vital lesson. Taking on STEELERS NATION is not a task that a trailer park village idiot writer should take on at any point of his life.

So TIMMAH, we here at Steelers Fever bid you adieu. One can only hope that others have learned from your mistake and won't try to bring some baltimoronic chest thumping and call it "smack talk" or "debating".

Now, go play tonsil hockey with your husband or dog, which ever one it is.

He ain't gone. That stupid M F'er doesn't have no one else to talk to. Even if he is getting bashed at least some one is paying him some attention. He'll be back tonight or the next night. Watch.

stlrtruck
04-17-2009, 04:15 PM
He ain't gone. That stupid M F'er doesn't have no one else to talk to. Even if he is getting bashed at least some one is paying him some attention. He'll be back tonight or the next night. Watch.

He logged on last night at like 2am, read and posted in the Ode to Lumber thread and then parted ways. Didn't even show up at the other forum.

steelers4life66
04-17-2009, 04:22 PM
He logged on last night at like 2am, read and posted in the Ode to Lumber thread and then parted ways. Didn't even show up at the other forum.

Yea, I was on here last night when he sowed up. I don't think he's dun though. He's probably spending a lot of time trying to talk he's wife into coming back. With that s**ty out look on life he's option for a women can't be very vast.:laughing:

MACH1
04-18-2009, 01:35 AM
Timmah taking a hard earned drink break!!!!
http://www.failfunnies.com/17/images/retard-drinking-fail.jpg

Timmah hard at work!!!!
http://hiphappy.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/redneck_school_crossing.jpg

Timmah's favorite establishment!!!!
http://usera.imagecave.com/jrkinnard2/JULY_2008/TesticleFestival2.jpg

steelwall
04-18-2009, 01:41 AM
That 2nd photo is hilarious........

tony hipchest
04-18-2009, 01:49 AM
slim cumber looks like pink gumby in the 1st one.

incase you dont get it tim, you pickle cucumbers in your mouth.

baltimorons who respond to your blog say youre that good.

"living legend" indeed.

i wonder when that pickle shack will be back. :scratchchin:

steelwall
04-18-2009, 01:57 AM
slim cumber looks like pink gumby in the 1st one.

incase you dont get it tim, you pickle cucumbers in your mouth.

baltimorons who respond to your blog say youre that good.

"living legend" indeed.

i wonder when that pickle shack will be back. :scratchchin:



:toofunny: :rofl:

steelwall
04-18-2009, 02:22 AM
He logged on last night at like 2am, read and posted in the Ode to Lumber thread and then parted ways. Didn't even show up at the other forum.


Where ever he is you can rest assured that crack and gay prostitution are involved.

tony hipchest
04-18-2009, 03:49 AM
well, i thought the pickleshack coward woulda showed up by now.

Dino is right. he wont show when anyone is ready to give him the cyberblogger beatdown he deserves.

i bet he posts some childish rubbish as soon as i log off.

if not he is exposed as a childish coward who fears confrontation and lacks the sack he claims to suck his worth off of.

:hunch:

Galax Steeler
04-18-2009, 08:06 AM
What is wrong couldn't poor little Dumber come out and play last night

Steelman16
04-18-2009, 09:48 AM
well, i thought the pickleshack coward woulda showed up by now.

Dino is right. he wont show when anyone is ready to give him the cyberblogger beatdown he deserves.

i bet he posts some childish rubbish as soon as i log off.

if not he is exposed as a childish coward who fears confrontation and lacks the sack he claims to suck his worth off of.

:hunch:

:laughing:

MACH1
04-18-2009, 12:37 PM
What is wrong couldn't poor little Dumber come out and play last night

I think his alter ego was out last night. :wink02:

SteelersinCA
04-18-2009, 08:00 PM
or he got too drunk on old crow.

MACH1
04-18-2009, 09:05 PM
or he got too drunk on old crow.

http://www.boredtodeath.co.uk/pictures/05.07.06/drunk.jpg

:chuckle:

Stlrs4Life
04-18-2009, 11:09 PM
He hasn't returned to Steeler Nation either.

Tim Lumber
04-19-2009, 01:30 AM
He hasn't returned to Steeler Nation either. Im back here on Steeler Fever! The best Steeler website! The other 2 sites are stupid! Im back, I had to do a few things today, I made a pitstop to the bar on the way home also! Im here..Im drunk..and Im ...Im..Im...feeling good from this whiskey,hahahahaha!

Tim Lumber
04-19-2009, 01:32 AM
http://www.boredtodeath.co.uk/pictures/05.07.06/drunk.jpg

:chuckle: Talk about perfect timing Mach1! I just left message telling everyone I just got back from the bar and that Im drunk, then I see this...you said I drinking Old Crow! And I was just drinking it a hour ago! You should be a pyschic!

Tim Lumber
04-19-2009, 01:34 AM
slim cumber looks like pink gumby in the 1st one.

incase you dont get it tim, you pickle cucumbers in your mouth.

baltimorons who respond to your blog say youre that good.

"living legend" indeed.

i wonder when that pickle shack will be back. :scratchchin: Your the one with pickle juice running down your chin!

Tim Lumber
04-19-2009, 01:36 AM
Where ever he is you can rest assured that crack and gay prostitution are involved. Thats things you do in China steelwall! I heard you dont eat SUSHI in China..your more of a ORIENTAL NOODLE kind of guy! And you say Crack...quit exposing yours to your chinese boyfriend! You been served by the legend!

Tim Lumber
04-19-2009, 01:38 AM
What is wrong couldn't poor little Dumber come out and play last nightI was at the bar Ok! I like OLD CROW its a real man 100 proof whiskey drink! I bet you guys drink wine coolers when you weaklings go out to the bar...HUH?

Tim Lumber
04-19-2009, 01:43 AM
or he got too drunk on old crow.B-I-N-G-O..there is finally one smart person in this group! His name is SteelersinCA! I knew this guy wasnt from Pittsburgh! He is too smart to be one! You hit the nail on the head SteelersinCA! For that you win a free autograph! Contact the moderator...HometownGal..when she gets back to me I will mail them my autograpgh, and they can send it to you directly for having good answer!

Tim Lumber
04-19-2009, 01:45 AM
I'd like to thank everyone involved in the complete distruction, annihilation, and overall demoralization of one Tim Lumber aka TIMMAH. It seems our resident :troll: has learned a vital lesson. Taking on STEELERS NATION is not a task that a trailer park village idiot writer should take on at any point of his life.

So TIMMAH, we here at Steelers Fever bid you adieu. One can only hope that others have learned from your mistake and won't try to bring some baltimoronic chest thumping and call it "smack talk" or "debating".

Now, go play tonsil hockey with your husband or dog, which ever one it is.And why dont you act like your fav.QB and play BenGay in the locker room with your buddies just like Little Ben Roethlisberger does with his teammates!

Tim Lumber
04-19-2009, 01:48 AM
He ain't gone. That stupid M F'er doesn't have no one else to talk to. Even if he is getting bashed at least some one is paying him some attention. He'll be back tonight or the next night. Watch. I always have people to talk to...Im famous..im the cool guy that bullies wimps like you! BOO! Did I scare you wimpy?

Tim Lumber
04-19-2009, 01:52 AM
Shutout? What the freak are you talking about? Last time I checked the only thing the Steelers were shutout from is the LOSER Club that you, most of your fellow ratbird fans, and the ratbirds themselves belong.

The longer you stay here the more idiotic your statements become TIMMAH!

Do yourself and the rest of baltimoronville a favor - leave, and never ever, ever again turn on your computer.That was last season! Ravens are close to making a deal with Arizona for WR Boldin. A deal should be reached by friday I been told! Yeah like I said this season, Ravens are my Super Bowl picks!

Tim Lumber
04-19-2009, 01:53 AM
he could use that purple nail polish on his new girl friend... his right hand.. :) That is if I decide to give my wife some fun with my right fingers..Im not the virgin here like you! I actually get women!

Tim Lumber
04-19-2009, 01:55 AM
Haha he is going to paint it purple with his finger nail polish that he has left over from his "wife" I will paint it purple(his truck) one way or another..haha!

Tim Lumber
04-19-2009, 01:55 AM
better known as Fistina Is that what they call you?

Tim Lumber
04-19-2009, 02:03 AM
I can't see your dog very well, as your avy pic is so small. It looks like your dog is one of those yip-yappers and from the pic, looks like her head is bigger than yours. However, I'm a dog lover, so I think they're all cute in their own way.

WTF is up with those pants you are wearing?? :horror: Looks like you're wearing a checker board. These are expensive Wal-Mart $10 shorts HometownGal! Speaking of Checkers...lets play! I have to warn you..Im pretty good though! I told you guys my dog would make her think Im cool! now she wants me to play checkers with her....All you guys who cant get a date(like 99% of you's here!) Take notes! Now watch and learn....HometownGal...do you own a dog? Im being a gentelman and offering up a great conversation piece! HometownGal yes I am a big dog lover myself! Guys take notes..especially you creepy guy!

Tim Lumber
04-19-2009, 02:05 AM
One last thing HometownGal...I was laughing at your other response(im drunk I laugh alot when I have a buzz!) but YES you are right..it is a yip-yapper! This dog barks 24 hours a day! I need to buy a muzzle for its mouth to shut it up from barking so much..haha! :popcorn:

steelwall
04-19-2009, 02:50 AM
:doh:

Just when we thought it was over.... Slim Q Cumber rears his ugly little head....

lamberts-lost-tooth
04-19-2009, 04:26 AM
One last thing HometownGal...I was laughing at your other response(im drunk I laugh alot when I have a buzz!) but YES you are right..it is a yip-yapper! This dog barks 24 hours a day! I need to buy a muzzle for its mouth to shut it up from barking so much..haha! :popcorn:

Tony....your so funny.:chuckle:

Galax Steeler
04-19-2009, 07:42 AM
I was at the bar Ok! I like OLD MEN

I always knew they was something about you.:rofl:

Galax Steeler
04-19-2009, 07:46 AM
That is if I decide to give my wife some fun with my right fingers..Im not the virgin here like you! I actually get men!

Need I say more.:toofunny:

stlrtruck
04-19-2009, 08:31 AM
And why dont you act like your fav.QB and play BenGay in the locker room with your buddies just like Little Ben Roethlisberger does with his teammates!

Wow that one left me without laughter. How original - BenGay! Boy I bet you go through all the old files looking for the old school jokes that are, well, no longer funny!

That was last season! Ravens are close to making a deal with Arizona for WR Boldin. A deal should be reached by friday I been told! Yeah like I said this season, Ravens are my Super Bowl picks!

He didn't squat against us in the Super Bowl, he won't do squat on the ratbirds, especially with Flacco is on his back counting clouds.

I will paint it purple(his truck) one way or another..haha!

Very doubtful. You've got balls when you're online but something tells me you're a coward in real life.

SteelersinCA
04-19-2009, 12:09 PM
B-I-N-G-O..there is finally one smart person in this group! His name is SteelersinCA! I knew this guy wasnt from Pittsburgh! He is too smart to be one! You hit the nail on the head SteelersinCA! For that you win a free autograph! Contact the moderator...HometownGal..when she gets back to me I will mail them my autograpgh, and they can send it to you directly for having good answer!

I'd rather you donate my free autograph to charity, preferably children with special needs. So, please walk to the other side of your double wide and give it to your window licker kid, that is if you were successful in actually convincing a woman to actually produce offspring with you. Maybe the Old crow killed your virile seed? Have you ever tried Wild Turkey?

SteelersMongol
04-19-2009, 12:34 PM
And why dont you act like your fav.QB and play BenGay in the locker room with your buddies just like Little Ben Roethlisberger does with his teammates!

U mean just like the way the Ratbirds do in their locker room with their male cheerleaders? :rofl:

Preacher
04-19-2009, 12:48 PM
Im back here on Steeler Fever! The best Steeler website! The other 2 sites are stupid! Im back, I had to do a few things today, I made a pitstop to the bar on the way home also! Im here..Im drunk..and Im ...Im..Im...feeling good from this whiskey,hahahahaha!

Talk about perfect timing Mach1! I just left message telling everyone I just got back from the bar and that Im drunk, then I see this...you said I drinking Old Crow! And I was just drinking it a hour ago! You should be a pyschic!

Your the one with pickle juice running down your chin!

Thats things you do in China steelwall! I heard you dont eat SUSHI in China..your more of a ORIENTAL NOODLE kind of guy! And you say Crack...quit exposing yours to your chinese boyfriend! You been served by the legend!

I was at the bar Ok! I like OLD CROW its a real man 100 proof whiskey drink! I bet you guys drink wine coolers when you weaklings go out to the bar...HUH?

B-I-N-G-O..there is finally one smart person in this group! His name is SteelersinCA! I knew this guy wasnt from Pittsburgh! He is too smart to be one! You hit the nail on the head SteelersinCA! For that you win a free autograph! Contact the moderator...HometownGal..when she gets back to me I will mail them my autograpgh, and they can send it to you directly for having good answer!

And why dont you act like your fav.QB and play BenGay in the locker room with your buddies just like Little Ben Roethlisberger does with his teammates!

I always have people to talk to...Im famous..im the cool guy that bullies wimps like you! BOO! Did I scare you wimpy?

That was last season! Ravens are close to making a deal with Arizona for WR Boldin. A deal should be reached by friday I been told! Yeah like I said this season, Ravens are my Super Bowl picks!

That is if I decide to give my wife some fun with my right fingers..Im not the virgin here like you! I actually get women!

I will paint it purple(his truck) one way or another..haha!

Is that what they call you?

These are expensive Wal-Mart $10 shorts HometownGal! Speaking of Checkers...lets play! I have to warn you..Im pretty good though! I told you guys my dog would make her think Im cool! now she wants me to play checkers with her....All you guys who cant get a date(like 99% of you's here!) Take notes! Now watch and learn....HometownGal...do you own a dog? Im being a gentelman and offering up a great conversation piece! HometownGal yes I am a big dog lover myself! Guys take notes..especially you creepy guy!

One last thing HometownGal...I was laughing at your other response(im drunk I laugh alot when I have a buzz!) but YES you are right..it is a yip-yapper! This dog barks 24 hours a day! I need to buy a muzzle for its mouth to shut it up from barking so much..haha! :popcorn:

What is that, 14 posts that you could put into ONE post?

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y162/yzfwv/pw.jpg

MACH1
04-19-2009, 02:20 PM
Talk about perfect timing Mach1! I just left message telling everyone I just got back from the bar and that Im drunk, then I see this...you said I drinking Old Crow! And I was just drinking it a hour ago! You should be a pyschic!

http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=tbn&q=http://images.ugoto.com/attachments/498c3d7ed86a8f3.jpg&usg=AFQjCNEWaIaAL9GCWZeT5eITJVyt8bxkDA

And heres the photographic proof of you with a bottle of it.

tony hipchest
04-19-2009, 06:16 PM
LOL ^^^^^

i cant believe retardven fans really believe they will be getting anquan boldin. :toofunny:

he would stiff them just like TO did. face it.... the only players who wanna play for the favens are there draft picks or tennessee wash-outs.

Dino 6 Rings
04-19-2009, 07:40 PM
Lets see, in about 5 hours, Tim the Coward will come back on here, type up gibberish for 30-45 minutes, have no facts, have no real smack talk other than the words "bucktooth" and "Ravens blah blah blah" and then run away before people who are online at midnight or later get the chance to respond.

Tim, you are a Coward, You are A Nobody, You have been beaten in debates time and time again on this Forum, on other Forums and even on your own putrid "blog".

Go away, you are doing nothing but taking up bandwidth.

Oh, please drop one of your oh so clever "Dino the Dinosaur" comments. I enjoy it when you show yourself as the true Amatuer.

Tell me Tim, I was reading all your posts and I'm curious, exactly why were you fingering your dog again? I'm a little worried about your sanity. I mean, beasteality? Really Tim? Is that what you mean by "getting the bittches"?

HometownGal
04-19-2009, 07:56 PM
These are expensive Wal-Mart $10 shorts HometownGal! Speaking of Checkers...lets play! I have to warn you..Im pretty good though! I told you guys my dog would make her think Im cool! now she wants me to play checkers with her....All you guys who cant get a date(like 99% of you's here!) Take notes! Now watch and learn....HometownGal...do you own a dog? Im being a gentelman and offering up a great conversation piece! HometownGal yes I am a big dog lover myself! Guys take notes..especially you creepy guy!

1. Well - take 'em back to Wal-Mart or use them to wipe your dog's ass with after he/she takes a dump in the trailer.

2. I hate checkers. I'm a chess playing gal.

3. I said I'm a dog lover, but you being a dog owner doesn't make me think you're "cool". A good command of the English language and intelligent discussion would make me think you're "cool", bucktooth. :beaver:

4. As far as the guys here "not being able to get a date" - they aren't the ones hanging around here at 2-3-4 AM. They're either sleeping, as most normal people do at those hours, or gettin' a little poontang from their ladies. :shake02:

5. Currently, I do not own a dog, but every dog in my neighborhood visits me on my porch in the summer when I'm sitting out there because they know they'll get luvins.

MACH1
04-19-2009, 08:20 PM
I am a big dog lover myself!

We had that figured out with your wedding pic!!!!!!

SteelersMongol
04-19-2009, 09:45 PM
We had that figured out with your wedding pic!!!!!!

Holy ... :toofunny: U didn't just say that, did ya? :rofl: That is cold. :laughing: Mr.Tum Limber is owned 4 good. :chuckle: Good God. :sofunny:

Tim Lumber
04-19-2009, 11:52 PM
1. Well - take 'em back to Wal-Mart or use them to wipe your dog's ass with after he/she takes a dump in the trailer.

2. I hate checkers. I'm a chess playing gal.

3. I said I'm a dog lover, but you being a dog owner doesn't make me think you're "cool". A good command of the English language and intelligent discussion would make me think you're "cool", bucktooth. :beaver:

4. As far as the guys here "not being able to get a date" - they aren't the ones hanging around here at 2-3-4 AM. They're either sleeping, as most normal people do at those hours, or gettin' a little poontang from their ladies. :shake02:

5. Currently, I do not own a dog, but every dog in my neighborhood visits me on my porch in the summer when I'm sitting out there because they know they'll get luvins. answer to #5 first! Well maybe I should put a collar on and walk up to your porch(take notes guys)..ruff..ruff?(notice the question marks hometownGal? ruff..ruff..ruff? I can act like a dog..haha! You hate checkers..I was hoping to say check mate( me as a mate..haha)(take notes losers..haha). I like the beaver pick after bucktooth quote..that was one good quote! I work 3pm-11pm thats why Im the night owl. And do you think one of these fools is getting pu-tang? Yeah with there BLOW UP DOLLS! I heard creepy guy ordered one on the internet for $7.95plus shipping and handling! I need to buy me a dog collar fellows...dont be jealous..theres room for one more dog on the porch...take note guys! Grab a damn ink pen you losers! Watch..I bet HometownGal says..there is room for one more dog on her porch...me..living legend Tim Lumber..Mr.Baltimore!

Tim Lumber
04-19-2009, 11:59 PM
I'd rather you donate my free autograph to charity, preferably children with special needs. So, please walk to the other side of your double wide and give it to your window licker kid, that is if you were successful in actually convincing a woman to actually produce offspring with you. Maybe the Old crow killed your virile seed? Have you ever tried Wild Turkey? No but I heard your sister tried wild turkey..haha!

Tim Lumber
04-20-2009, 12:01 AM
STLRTRCK..THIS MESSAGE FOR YOU RETARD! I bet once tampa bay gets better than Pittsburgh you will paint your truck tampa bay colors..you Tampa living banwagon riding....:rofl:!!

Tim Lumber
04-20-2009, 12:02 AM
Im going to the bar..i be back!

lilyoder6
04-20-2009, 12:09 AM
No but I heard your sister tried wild turkey..haha!

i do hope u know that wild turkey is a liqour.. u dumbass

lilyoder6
04-20-2009, 12:15 AM
answer to #5 first! Well maybe I should put a collar on and walk up to your porch(take notes guys)..ruff..ruff?(notice the question marks hometownGal? ruff..ruff..ruff? I can act like a dog..haha! You hate checkers..I was hoping to say check mate( me as a mate..haha)(take notes losers..haha). I like the beaver pick after bucktooth quote..that was one good quote! I work 3pm-11pm thats why Im the night owl. And do you think one of these fools is getting pu-tang? Yeah with there BLOW UP DOLLS! I heard creepy guy ordered one on the internet for $7.95plus shipping and handling! I need to buy me a dog collar fellows...dont be jealous..theres room for one more dog on the porch...take note guys! Grab a damn ink pen you losers! Watch..I bet HometownGal says..there is room for one more dog on her porch...me..living legend Tim Lumber..Mr.Baltimore!

y would someone take lessons from u. ur a complete moron...

i mean y would u put a collar on and walk up to htg??? ur a moron,,,

but if it was me, since i know she loves dogs, i take my dog on a walk, and since all other dogs go up to her.. i would take up my dog... then thats when u start talking and get into things

steelwall
04-20-2009, 01:43 AM
Really? What can you do to this complete idiot that he allready hasent done to himself??? I'm getting tired of this, thought we could milk it till draft day but geez... I lose brain cells every time I try to decipher the..Da Retard Code he writes in.....

MACH1
04-20-2009, 02:03 AM
Im going to the bar..i be back!

If I was married to a dude I'd try to stay drunk too!!!!!

Preacher
04-20-2009, 02:05 AM
I lose brain cells every time I try to decipher the..Da Retard Code he writes in.....

I ran this quote of his about going to the bar through an online decoder.... it came back with the translation . . . and a pic.





Im going to the bar..i be back!






and the translation......










http://www.yunasville.com/img/102005/milton.jpg

Tim Lumber
04-20-2009, 02:57 AM
I am so damn drunk! I cant reply tonight..I need to go to sleep! Haqve HometiownGal reply back..merry christams..im wasted..

Preacher
04-20-2009, 04:21 AM
I am so damn drunk! I cant reply tonight..I need to go to sleep! Haqve HometiownGal reply back..merry christams..im wasted..

And your proud of this enough to announce it here why?????

Galax Steeler
04-20-2009, 04:44 AM
And your proud of this enough to announce it here why?????

All I can say is look who we are talking about.

SteelMember
04-20-2009, 08:55 AM
I am so damn drunk! I cant reply tonight..I need to go to sleep! Haqve HometiownGal reply back..merry christams..im wasted..

Funny...I don't see any change in the post quality.

Is alcoholism really you first job, and that other stuff just financing? :alcoholic

ruff...ruff...ruff. :thud:

SteelMember
04-20-2009, 08:57 AM
I am so damn drunk! I cant reply tonight..I need to go to sleep! Haqve HometiownGal reply back..merry christams..im wasted..
http://earthfirst.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/bad_santa.jpg

:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:

stlrtruck
04-20-2009, 09:07 AM
STLRTRCK..THIS MESSAGE FOR YOU RETARD! I bet once tampa bay gets better than Pittsburgh you will paint your truck tampa bay colors..you Tampa living banwagon riding....:rofl:!!

HEY TIMMAH THIS MESSAGE IS FOR YOUR MORONIC IDIOT A$$!!!!! I'm going to make this as comprehensible for you as possible so please read slowly

I
grew
up
a
Steelers
Fan

Lived
in
the
baltimore
area
for
almost
30
years

Laughed
when
the
colts
left
town

Laughed
harder
when
the
browns
moved
to
town

Raided
PSNet
Stadium

Raided
M&T
Stadium

Not
one
purple
wearing
village
idiot
like
you
was
bold
enough
to
say
a
word
to
my
face

Steeler
fans
are
like
no
other
true
to
the
end

Only
two
things
come
before
the
Steelers

God
Family

You
are
a
lost
village
idiot
please
ask
for
help
back
to
your
community
so
they
are
no
longer
embarrassed
by
your
drunk
idiotic
retarded
posts


Now TIMMAH, did you get all that. It's important that you read each word carefully and have full understanding of the English language before you respond. You sir, have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting!

Dino 6 Rings
04-20-2009, 09:27 AM
So Tim Coward logs on at midnight, indicates he's going to the bar, then logs on about 2 hours later claiming to be "so drunk" that he can't respond to anyone.

Did Coward drive himself? Or did he walk? Did he drink and drive and risk the lives of innocent people on the road or did he get a ride? I wonder.

Hey Tim Coward. Did it ever occur to you that your constant lying about being drunk all the time like some High School Kid, maybe contributed to the fact your wife left you? Or is at least getting it from someone else.

Think about it Tim Coward. If she "left" you, only to come back, how many men do you suppose she slept with in that time? You enjoy the taste of other men on your wife's lips? Or are you too stupid and drunk to recognize the smell on her isn't you?

revefsreleets
04-20-2009, 09:52 AM
Let's face reality here, folks. Tim Lumber jumped the shark about 250 posts ago...

Dino 6 Rings
04-20-2009, 10:19 AM
Let's face reality here, folks. Tim Lumber jumped the shark about 250 posts ago...

LOL!

I'm pretty sure he's the anti-Fonzi.

lilyoder6
04-20-2009, 10:32 AM
he wasn't drunk.. anyone can say or write like they drunk or high or w/e

he had a date with his right hand last night.. thats y he left

Vincent
04-20-2009, 05:37 PM
Well, this has been a splendid exchange of views. :toofunny:

HometownGal
04-20-2009, 06:21 PM
answer to #5 first! Well maybe I should put a collar on and walk up to your porch(take notes guys)..ruff..ruff?(notice the question marks hometownGal? ruff..ruff..ruff? I can act like a dog..haha! You hate checkers..I was hoping to say check mate( me as a mate..haha)(take notes losers..haha). I like the beaver pick after bucktooth quote..that was one good quote! I work 3pm-11pm thats why Im the night owl. And do you think one of these fools is getting pu-tang? Yeah with there BLOW UP DOLLS! I heard creepy guy ordered one on the internet for $7.95plus shipping and handling! I need to buy me a dog collar fellows...dont be jealous..theres room for one more dog on the porch...take note guys! Grab a damn ink pen you losers! Watch..I bet HometownGal says..there is room for one more dog on her porch...me..living legend Tim Lumber..Mr.Baltimore!


If you came onto my porch with a collar on (it had better be a flea collar), I'd beat the living shit out of you with a newspaper and rub your nose in your own :poop:

Me thinks you need a straightjacket, not a collar. :screwy:

tony hipchest
04-20-2009, 07:07 PM
tim lumber humps sharks.

stillers4me
04-20-2009, 07:52 PM
Elvis has left the building.

SteelersMongol
04-20-2009, 09:18 PM
http://earthfirst.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/bad_santa.jpg...

:toofunny:

HEY TIMMAH THIS MESSAGE IS FOR YOUR MORONIC IDIOT A$$!!!!! I'm going to make this as comprehensible for you as possible so please read slowly

I
grew
up
a
Steelers
Fan

Lived
in
the
baltimore
area
for
almost
30
years

Laughed
when
the
colts
left
town

Laughed
harder
when
the
browns
moved
to
town

Raided
PSNet
Stadium

Raided
M&T
Stadium

Not
one
purple
wearing
village
idiot
like
you
was
bold
enough
to
say
a
word
to
my
face

Steeler
fans
are
like
no
other
true
to
the
end

Only
two
things
come
before
the
Steelers

God
Family

You
are
a
lost
village
idiot
please
ask
for
help
back
to
your
community
so
they
are
no
longer
embarrassed
by
your
drunk
idiotic
retarded
posts

Now TIMMAH, did you get all that. It's important that you read each word carefully and have full understanding of the English language before you respond. You sir, have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting!

I'm afraid he couldn't actually finish reading what U wrote, man. :chuckle:

tim lumber humps sharks.

:rofl: & I found the pic of his plush shark as right after it was humped by Mr.Tum Limber. :wink02:

http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/122/f/AAAAAt5LCqMAAAAAASL8ZQ.jpg

U guys R making me laugh so hard & loud here at work, my co-workers probably start wondering if there is something wrong with me. :chuckle:

ShutDown24
04-20-2009, 09:30 PM
So... We're coming up on a month of Tim Lumber now... And I'm thinking he's already a first ballot lock for induction into the Steelers Fever all-time assholes list. Right along side Livinginthepast.

lilyoder6
04-20-2009, 09:46 PM
If you came onto my porch with a collar on (it had better be a flea collar), I'd beat the living shit out of you with a newspaper and rub your nose in your own :poop:

Me thinks you need a straightjacket, not a collar. :screwy:

ur not going 2 reply bout mine and what i would of done??? in that situation

tony hipchest
04-20-2009, 10:53 PM
So... We're coming up on a month of Tim Lumber now... And I'm thinking he's already a first ballot lock for induction into the Steelers Fever all-time assholes list. Right along side Livinginthepast.

tim lumber >>>> livinginthe past

tim is just a figment of someones imagination :wink02: conjured for some off season fun, ripping the ravens along with their pathetic pink flamingo fanbase, who rightfully keeps his shit confined to the blast furnace.

livinginthe turd was a mod on a steelers forum :banging: (who actually had steelerfan backers). :doh:

believe me... tim turd isnt worth paying no mind to. just cyberkick him in his dingo ribs and have fun.

Stlrs4Life
04-20-2009, 11:17 PM
I am so damn drunk! I cant reply tonight..I need to go to sleep! Haqve HometiownGal reply back..merry christams..im wasted..

tony, you need help! :chuckle:

Preacher
04-20-2009, 11:19 PM
tony, you need help! :chuckle:


:rofl:

SteelersMongol
04-21-2009, 01:59 AM
tony, you need help! :chuckle:

:toofunny:

SteelersinCA
04-21-2009, 02:21 AM
No but I heard your sister tried wild turkey..haha!

Wild Turkey is a 100 proof whiskey, I was trying to give you another option besides old crow because you are becoming tired, ordinary and stale, oh well. Go back to riding the short bus Timmy.

Galax Steeler
04-21-2009, 05:04 AM
Did Dumber not want to come out and play tonight.

stlrtruck
04-21-2009, 08:32 AM
Did Dumber not want to come out and play tonight.

A few things could have happened:

1) He's realized that he can't take the beating every night
2) His wife has regained control of his electric collar
3) His wife broke his computer and made him watch reruns of "Steelers Super Bowls"
4) He's in jail and his wife won't bail him out
5) He's drunk in a ditch outside he's trailer castle

lilyoder6
04-21-2009, 08:45 AM
Wild Turkey is a 100 proof whiskey, I was trying to give you another option besides old crow because you are becoming tired, ordinary and stale, oh well. Go back to riding the short bus Timmy.

i tried 2 explain that to him.. the dude a complete moron

Dino 6 Rings
04-21-2009, 11:56 AM
Can we put this guy to rest now?

Its obvious that he only came on here to generate hits to his blog and to try and get under our skin and make himself seem important.

He's a nobody, nothing, zero who we really don't need to have around here.

Timing it now, its about noon on Tuesday eastern time, in about 12 hours, he'll come on here and rant and post gibberish about being drunk and how he's winning debates when in reality he doesn't even know the definition of the word.

steelers4life66
04-21-2009, 01:40 PM
Can we put this guy to rest now?

Its obvious that he only came on here to generate hits to his blog and to try and get under our skin and make himself seem important.

He's a nobody, nothing, zero who we really don't need to have around here.

Timing it now, its about noon on Tuesday eastern time, in about 12 hours, he'll come on here and rant and post gibberish about being drunk and how he's winning debates when in reality he doesn't even know the definition of the word.

:laughing: Thats pretty much what happened at SA. Everyone got tired of his stupid ace remarks and dumb posts. It's kinda like moving down 4 bar stools so you don't have to listen to that stupid drunk guy ramble on anymore.:banging:

HometownGal
04-21-2009, 06:32 PM
Can we put this guy to rest now?

Its obvious that he only came on here to generate hits to his blog and to try and get under our skin and make himself seem important.

He's a nobody, nothing, zero who we really don't need to have around here.

Timing it now, its about noon on Tuesday eastern time, in about 12 hours, he'll come on here and rant and post gibberish about being drunk and how he's winning debates when in reality he doesn't even know the definition of the word.

We at SF take pity upon those who are intellectually damaged. :screwy: If Needle Dik the Bug *$%#@& wants to get his itty bitty rocks off by being beaten like a rented mule, I say let's oblige the poor mental midget :drink:

tony hipchest
04-21-2009, 06:38 PM
We at SF take pity upon those who are intellectually damaged. :screwy: If Needle Dik the Bug *$%#@& wants to get his itty bitty rocks off by being beaten like a rented mule, I say let's oblige the poor mental midget :drink:thank you. :drink: its fun getting under peoples skin, too. :wink02:

Stlrs4Life
04-21-2009, 10:09 PM
Can we put this guy to rest now?

Its obvious that he only came on here to generate hits to his blog and to try and get under our skin and make himself seem important.

He's a nobody, nothing, zero who we really don't need to have around here.

Timing it now, its about noon on Tuesday eastern time, in about 12 hours, he'll come on here and rant and post gibberish about being drunk and how he's winning debates when in reality he doesn't even know the definition of the word.


No Dino, it's still along way till season starts.

NJarhead
04-21-2009, 10:11 PM
Check out Timmah's new pic:

http://forums.steelersfever.com/image.php?u=13210&dateline=1239773660

Who's that? Precious?

"It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again." :chuckle:

stlrtruck
04-21-2009, 10:26 PM
Just thought I'd send an update and let everyone know that today I've learned that TIMMAH's blog at the Frederick News Post is no longer online.

Take a look for yourself. Nothing online titled "DEBATE". I guess even people their understand what reel righting is abot and couldn't tacke it any more.

https://www.fredericknewspost.com/sections/blogs/

tony hipchest
04-21-2009, 10:32 PM
yeah, i finally gave it up. with the draft approaching the ruse is just too time consuming.

i'll still pester you guys though, in my own personal BF playground, as the political threads are getting boring as well.

ssdd. (kinda like tim lumber)

NJarhead
04-21-2009, 10:38 PM
yeah, i finally gave it up. with the draft approaching the ruse is just too time consuming.

i'll still pester you guys though, in my own personal BF playground, as the political threads are getting boring as well.

ssdd. (kinda like tim lumber)


LOL! "..getting."

tony hipchest
04-21-2009, 10:54 PM
LOL! "..getting."lol. you gotta point there....

but those are much harder to give up since i have appearantly become the national spokesman for the entire democratic party. :chuckle:

NJarhead
04-21-2009, 10:56 PM
lol. you gotta point there....

but those are much harder to give up since i have appearantly become the national spokesman for the entire democratic party. :chuckle:

Time to ask yourself if the headaches are worth it. Somehow, I doubt they are.

Until the next major political event, I'm sticking to sports, jokes and poking fun at idiots like our boy Timmah here. :chuckle:

SteelersMongol
04-21-2009, 11:03 PM
Wow. U guys actually sharpen your axes & shine your bats & wait 4 this guy 2 come 4 his beatings. :laughing: I got a bad feeling that V'r actually gonna miss Tum Limber when he finally gets it & stop coming around. :chuckle:

SteelersMongol
04-21-2009, 11:21 PM
After his husband left Mr.Tum Limber...

http://fishki_net.users.photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net/3710309/83648104.jpg

4 this woman...

http://fishki_net.users.photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net/3710765/83666451.jpg

he found a new toy ...

http://fishki_net.users.photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net/3710765/83666427.jpg

& got busy. :chuckle: Don't expect him 2 B back anytime soon. :wink02:

tony hipchest
04-22-2009, 12:23 AM
Time to ask yourself if the headaches are worth it. Somehow, I doubt they are.

Until the next major political event, I'm sticking to sports, jokes and poking fun at idiots like our boy Timmah here. :chuckle:HEY! i resemble... i mean resent that remark. :chuckle:

really, ive always been much more fascinated by the "game " of running a campaign and getting elected as opposed to the actual politics itself.

discussing politics is pretty much a "cut n paste" ordeal with no new thoughts or creative insight. however, the dynamics of working the system and getting elected is a whole different story, that is much more dramatic and intriguing.

i can guarantee that if mccain had won, i wouldnt make it a daily agenda to second guess his every step, allow him to do his (extremely tough) job, and support him in any way i could (exactly how i did with the man i previously voted for *bush-cough-hack- bush*).

oh, and to not hijack a BF thread with political talk, tim lumber wrote in "his ass" and voted for that.

that black hole could suck up much more than the economic bailouts we are seeing today.

tony hipchest
04-22-2009, 12:26 AM
thats just sick steelersmongol. LOL. i dont even wanna know about the red-headded "you can shave the baby" dolls....

::toofunny:

Tim Lumber
04-22-2009, 01:26 AM
If you came onto my porch with a collar on (it had better be a flea collar), I'd beat the living shit out of you with a newspaper and rub your nose in your own :poop:

Me thinks you need a straightjacket, not a collar. :screwy: HometownGal you embarrased me in front of all these losers! There going to think Im one of them..Im a Living Legend..a Writing God! Why would you do that! I will be back tomorow kids! I have to finish my last writing assignment! And YES I will be applying to a Pittsburgh newspaper soon! Any recomondations? I think I am going to write in Pittsburgh..its about time your damn city gets a REAL writer! I will answer all questions tommorow! I read these damn comments you fools left! DID anyone know today(april 21st was my birthday? I didnt get one happy birthday greeting. And IM NOT the only one who gets drunk..look at yourselves first..before you judge a living legend named TIM LUMBER!! Have a Bad Day!! (NOT YOU HometownGal...you have a good day Friend! Were you for real?

Steelman16
04-22-2009, 01:29 AM
Mongol, you have more time on your hands than Timmah. :laughing:

stlrtruck
04-22-2009, 08:47 AM
!!!!!WARNING VILLAGE IDIOT EMAIL ATTACHED!!!!!

----- Forwarded Message ----
From:
To: timlumber1@aol.com
Sent: Wednesday, April 22, 2009 7:26:26 AM
Subject: Re: Your Blog

My friend and I grew up Steelers fans. There was only one NFL team for us regardless of their record, regardless if they allowed someone else to win the Super Bowl that year. We only knew one team and that my lame writing friend is THE PITTSBURGH STEELERS.

I see your blog got cancelled Mr. Writer! Thankfully, the people at the FNP got the idea that you can't write.

As for your question, don't know because I normally don't have a problem with those who can coherently put together random thoughts and make them sound intelligent. However, usually the ones that I have emailed have responded. Here's my question, how many of those same writers come onto a Steeler's forum thumping their chest and talking about how greate they are only to prove they're a lost V.I.? Answer - ONE, you!

When you wake up, I hope - no I pray, you have an educational day!

-------------------
From: "timlumber1@aol.com" <timlumber1@aol.com>
To:
Sent: Wednesday, April 22, 2009 4:40:32 AM
Subject: Re: Your Blog

Long time no talk Mr.Himuss! Merry Christmas ya filthy animal! Quick question..has your friend always been a Steelers fan(Stlrtck)? Or is he a fan because they won the Super Bowl? Is he the fan who will trade in his steeler truck once the steelers stink again? The readers have become fans of mine at steeler fever..I told you Himuss..i can write! Im a damn Writing God! And I think your wrong, the readers would miss me! Have you ever once thought, how Im the nice guy, and your the damn loser? Name one other writer who takes time out to talk to normal readers on normal websites....answer is zero! I am the only one who does this. I am the peoples writer..they love me..they ask me for autographs! Im famous..you are not! I thought i would reply back before i went to sleep! So when you wake up you can tell your loser friends the Living Legend sent you a e-mail! Have a naaa! Have a Raven of a day!! Baltimore Ravens!!

stlrtruck
04-22-2009, 08:54 AM
HometownGal you embarrased me in front of all these losers! There going to think Im one of them..Im a Living Legend..a Writing God! Why would you do that! I will be back tomorow kids! I have to finish my last writing assignment! And YES I will be applying to a Pittsburgh newspaper soon! Any recomondations? I think I am going to write in Pittsburgh..its about time your damn city gets a REAL writer! I will answer all questions tommorow! I read these damn comments you fools left! DID anyone know today(april 21st was my birthday? I didnt get one happy birthday greeting. And IM NOT the only one who gets drunk..look at yourselves first..before you judge a living legend named TIM LUMBER!! Have a Bad Day!! (NOT YOU HometownGal...you have a good day Friend! Were you for real?

TIMMAH what the hell goes through your head? I mean really if a paper like the Frederick News Post wants nothing to do with you, what makes you think that a paper in Pittsburgh would give you a second thought. Don't you realize they want readers to keep reading their papers not swamp them with "who the hell is this fool you've allowed to write for you!" emails?

And you didn't get a birthday greeting because no one on this forum really gives a rat's arse that you got another year older. What they really hope for is that you've smoked enough dope, drank enough cheap liquor, and inhaled enough pills to at least neuter yourself!

And I see you had to ask my friend about me being a fan. I told you, you walking wet spot, we aren't like you fickle baltimoron ratbird fans. This is about loyalty, this is about dedication, this is about class - 3 things you know nothing about. OH wait, you do understand those thigs:

Loyalty - you have your dog and I'm sure he still loves you
Dedication - you do come back here repeatedly for your beatings, now that's dedication
Class - although not the class I was referring to, you do get taken there every time someone responds to you.

Wake up TIMMAH, your writing sucks, your smack talk sucks, your team sucks, and you - well you pretty much swallow!

Dino 6 Rings
04-22-2009, 09:32 AM
I'm pretty sure I told you Tim exactly what was going to happen.

You'd lose your wife.
You'd lose your job
You'd lose your friends
You'd lose your home

And then you'd kill yourself.

Can you feel it Tim, do you see yet? Can you hear the noose calling? Can you feel it tightening around your scrawny little neck?

I warned you Tim.

You were going to lose.

NJarhead
04-22-2009, 04:30 PM
HometownGal you embarrased me in front of all these losers! There going to think Im one of them..Im a Living Legend..a Writing God! Why would you do that! I will be back tomorow kids! I have to finish my last writing assignment! And YES I will be applying to a Pittsburgh newspaper soon! Any recomondations? I think I am going to write in Pittsburgh..its about time your damn city gets a REAL writer! I will answer all questions tommorow! I read these damn comments you fools left! DID anyone know today(april 21st was my birthday? I didnt get one happy birthday greeting. And IM NOT the only one who gets drunk..look at yourselves first..before you judge a living legend named TIM LUMBER!! Have a Bad Day!! (NOT YOU HometownGal...you have a good day Friend! Were you for real?


Happy Birthday Dipshit.

Tim Lumber
04-23-2009, 03:09 AM
Happy Birthday Dipshit. Thanks Owner! The legend just turned 34(apr.21st) I want every one to hole up there beer and say to me..HERE"S TO 34 MORE LEGENDARY YEARS!!!

Tim Lumber
04-23-2009, 03:10 AM
I'm pretty sure I told you Tim exactly what was going to happen.

You'd lose your wife.
You'd lose your job
You'd lose your friends
You'd lose your home

And then you'd kill yourself.

Can you feel it Tim, do you see yet? Can you hear the noose calling? Can you feel it tightening around your scrawny little neck?

I warned you Tim.

You were going to lose. The walls are closing in on me! Im feeling down..NOT! Im a legend lifes great!

Tim Lumber
04-23-2009, 03:15 AM
TIMMAH what the hell goes through your head? I mean really if a paper like the Frederick News Post wants nothing to do with you, what makes you think that a paper in Pittsburgh would give you a second thought. Don't you realize they want readers to keep reading their papers not swamp them with "who the hell is this fool you've allowed to write for you!" emails?

And you didn't get a birthday greeting because no one on this forum really gives a rat's arse that you got another year older. What they really hope for is that you've smoked enough dope, drank enough cheap liquor, and inhaled enough pills to at least neuter yourself!

And I see you had to ask my friend about me being a fan. I told you, you walking wet spot, we aren't like you fickle baltimoron ratbird fans. This is about loyalty, this is about dedication, this is about class - 3 things you know nothing about. OH wait, you do understand those thigs:

Loyalty - you have your dog and I'm sure he still loves you
Dedication - you do come back here repeatedly for your beatings, now that's dedication
Class - although not the class I was referring to, you do get taken there every time someone responds to you.

Wake up TIMMAH, your writing sucks, your smack talk sucks, your team sucks, and you - well you pretty much swallow! IM not the one doing the swallowing...MAYONASE FACE! Wipe the it off your face before you came in here! My dog is a SHE not a he! Your friend started to really get me mad..I came close to telling him off by e-mail! I am still with Frederick News Post...they dont want to release me...I refuse to write for them. I will win..they will get so mad they will release me! I want to talk about this in seperate comment.

Tim Lumber
04-23-2009, 03:25 AM
Im asking for you's to take me serious for a moment! Grab a Q-tip and get the wax out your ears..this is important! I have held out like I said..because they refuse to allow me to post a readers story! It just wasnt this time..every paper has said same thing! Writers think they are so much better than all of you's! Frederick News Post editor Jason Brennan told me..who wants to hear from a stupid reader! They cant write..No way am I posting this he said! Its my blog! Writers may talk nice to readers occasionally but they think readers are all losers! Especially non-college educated ones! Every paper has said this(i dont have a college degree!).I feel like its time someone lets the people know what really goes on in the newspaper industry! If I want to be a legend when I die..I must do as many things as i can! The Frederick news post is home to some ignort *ssholes! Thats why i refuse to write...I want to be free from rest of 1 year contract..so i can pursue a pittsburgh newspaper gig!

Tim Lumber
04-23-2009, 03:32 AM
Just thought I'd send an update and let everyone know that today I've learned that TIMMAH's blog at the Frederick News Post is no longer online.

Take a look for yourself. Nothing online titled "DEBATE". I guess even people their understand what reel righting is abot and couldn't tacke it any more.

https://www.fredericknewspost.com/sections/blogs/ Thanks! This is first time i seen my blog is off! That could be good news to me! I know Jason Brennan editor was viewing my material here! If he comes back to here.I wanna leave him a message.....Release Me...you damn idiot! My blog is off the site....now allow me to pursue another job! Screw your FNP paper! Everyone of you rejects will be OK without me...Im never returning to work...take a hint you LOSER!

Tim Lumber
04-23-2009, 03:34 AM
yeah, i finally gave it up. with the draft approaching the ruse is just too time consuming.

i'll still pester you guys though, in my own personal BF playground, as the political threads are getting boring as well.

ssdd. (kinda like tim lumber) Go find Christopher Columbus...

Tim Lumber
04-23-2009, 03:40 AM
Wow. U guys actually sharpen your axes & shine your bats & wait 4 this guy 2 come 4 his beatings. :laughing: I got a bad feeling that V'r actually gonna miss Tum Limber when he finally gets it & stop coming around. :chuckle: I never surrender SteelersMongol..I love talking trash...its something I feel like Im the best in the world at! Not one writer in Baltimore will challenge me on the web! Im the guy who embarassed a old boss(editor) who challenged me on another papers site to a debate! I told him off so bad on the paper I was writing for fired me! My old boss sued another one of my old bosses! Plus you have the pending lawsuit at FNP for that damn picture I illegally used(thanks stlr4life) for contacting french photographer! My legend grows...I love it! The more hell i cause the more famous i become! Naaa me back off..Im here to stay! I always win!

Galax Steeler
04-23-2009, 05:06 AM
I never surrender SteelersMongol..I love talking trash...its something I feel like Im the best in the world at! Not one writer in Baltimore will challenge me on the web!

You like talking trash that is why you fit right in Baltimore. There is nothing that comes from there exept trash along with your wanna be writing.

stlrtruck
04-23-2009, 08:46 AM
IM not the one doing the swallowing...MAYONASE FACE! Wipe the it off your face before you came in here! My dog is a SHE not a he! Your friend started to really get me mad..I came close to telling him off by e-mail! I am still with Frederick News Post...they dont want to release me...I refuse to write for them. I will win..they will get so mad they will release me! I want to talk about this in seperate comment.

Great response V.I. - NOT! Just regurgitate what was posted to you and try to change it up.

So you're dog is a transgender dog? Dude, you're sick!

TIMMAH, face reality - you got released. You want to stand your ground and try to walk out proudly but the bottom line is that your blog is gone, finished, done!

The VILLAGE IDIOT isn't even welcomed in his own village!

stlrtruck
04-23-2009, 08:57 AM
Im asking for you's to take me serious for a moment! Grab a Q-tip and get the wax out your ears..this is important! I have held out like I said..because they refuse to allow me to post a readers story! It just wasnt this time..every paper has said same thing! Writers think they are so much better than all of you's! Frederick News Post editor Jason Brennan told me..who wants to hear from a stupid reader! They cant write..No way am I posting this he said! Its my blog! Writers may talk nice to readers occasionally but they think readers are all losers! Especially non-college educated ones! Every paper has said this(i dont have a college degree!).I feel like its time someone lets the people know what really goes on in the newspaper industry! If I want to be a legend when I die..I must do as many things as i can! The Frederick news post is home to some ignort *ssholes! Thats why i refuse to write...I want to be free from rest of 1 year contract..so i can pursue a pittsburgh newspaper gig!

Did you think, maybe it's not the paper but IT'S YOU!

You'll never be a legend if you continue to walk the path you are on. Since joining SF you have yet to post anything relevant, bring any good smack talk, or discuss football in a rational, logical, educational manner.

If you think that the people in Frederick are @$$holes, what do you think the people in Pittsburgh will do to you? You will be destroyed quicker than you have been in here.

Thanks! This is first time i seen my blog is off! That could be good news to me! I know Jason Brennan editor was viewing my material here! If he comes back to here.I wanna leave him a message.....Release Me...you damn idiot! My blog is off the site....now allow me to pursue another job! Screw your FNP paper! Everyone of you rejects will be OK without me...Im never returning to work...take a hint you LOSER!

I heard the editor received a few emails talking about how embarrassing you were to the Frederick area and that's why you were removed from the blog site.

You still don't get it - YOU'RE THE LOSER! Accept reality and then you can move towards getting yourself healthy. When you're wife finally walks out on you again, I want you to come back to this forum and just sit down and read all of your idiotic comments so you will realize WHY she did it AGAIN!

I never surrender SteelersMongol..I love talking trash...its something I feel like Im the best in the world at! Not one writer in Baltimore will challenge me on the web! Im the guy who embarassed a old boss(editor) who challenged me on another papers site to a debate! I told him off so bad on the paper I was writing for fired me! My old boss sued another one of my old bosses! Plus you have the pending lawsuit at FNP for that damn picture I illegally used(thanks stlr4life) for contacting french photographer! My legend grows...I love it! The more hell i cause the more famous i become! Naaa me back off..Im here to stay! I always win!

You're too much of a VILLAGE IDIOT TIMMAH to know when you're a beaten man. People on this board have taken your lunch, dinner, and drinking money from your first post to now.

The more hell you cause, the more stupid you look. And it's really not causing hell, it's more not understanding the reality of your life instead of the make believe world in which you live. You're not original, you are a clone of a clone of a clone. Meaning there are so many flaws in your logic, your life, and your mind that you look like swiss cheese.

Here, you'll never win. Hell you probably couldn't win on a ravens forum either. I'm sure they'd shut you down too!

Remember, on your tombstone please put, "Here lies TIMMAH, THE VILLAGE IDIOT, that didn't know better!"

MACH1
04-23-2009, 09:10 AM
My dog is a SHE not a he!

It not nice to call your wife/husband a dog!!!!

stlrtruck
04-23-2009, 12:02 PM
Tony, my man, I'm still amazed at how you transcind from one end of the spectrum to the other. This alter-ego you have created is just incredible. Looking at the posts in the political threads to the jovial 1492 thread and then placing this much concentration into effortless stupidity just amazes me.

Dino 6 Rings
04-23-2009, 12:56 PM
Im asking for you's to take me serious for a moment! Grab a Q-tip and get the wax out your ears..this is important! I have held out like I said..because they refuse to allow me to post a readers story! It just wasnt this time..every paper has said same thing! Writers think they are so much better than all of you's! Frederick News Post editor Jason Brennan told me..who wants to hear from a stupid reader! They cant write..No way am I posting this he said! Its my blog! Writers may talk nice to readers occasionally but they think readers are all losers! Especially non-college educated ones! Every paper has said this(i dont have a college degree!).I feel like its time someone lets the people know what really goes on in the newspaper industry! If I want to be a legend when I die..I must do as many things as i can! The Frederick news post is home to some ignort *ssholes! Thats why i refuse to write...I want to be free from rest of 1 year contract..so i can pursue a pittsburgh newspaper gig!


Take you serious? NO ONE IS EVER GOING TO TAKE YOU SERIOUS!

You're a Loser, A Putz, A Hack, and have flat out been caught Plagiarizing.

I don't believe for one second that you couldn't have posted the "reader's" Letter into the comments on your "blog" But that wouldn't be good enough for you because NO ONE COMMENTS on your BLOG! You're a Total Tool, A complete Idiot, You have Zero Debating Skills, You have No Life, You have No Wife, You have Zero Actual Football Knowledge. You are a Liar, A Cheat, A Thief, and a Coward.

You Are Finished. You are Done.

YOU HAVE LOST.

SteelersinCA
04-23-2009, 03:15 PM
Great response V.I. - NOT! Just regurgitate what was posted to you and try to change it up.

So you're dog is a transgender dog? Dude, you're sick!

TIMMAH, face reality - you got released. You want to stand your ground and try to walk out proudly but the bottom line is that your blog is gone, finished, done!

The VILLAGE IDIOT isn't even welcomed in his own village!

I did LOL at the mayonnaise face comment, that was pretty funny. :wink02:

stlrtruck
04-23-2009, 03:49 PM
I did LOL at the mayonnaise face comment, that was pretty funny. :wink02:

Great, encouraging the Village Idiot to return :flap:

SteelersinCA
04-23-2009, 04:05 PM
Great, encouraging the Village Idiot to return :flap:

HAHA, it's more fun with him around, this off season is slow. It was funny even if he misspelled it, but even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Dino 6 Rings
04-23-2009, 05:13 PM
HAHA, it's more fun with him around, this off season is slow. It was funny even if he misspelled it, but even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Tim is the a character someone on this board has developed to help us get through the off season...that's the rumor I heard. Makes sense, no one can be that dumb without trying.

tony hipchest
04-23-2009, 05:20 PM
no one can be that dumb without trying.

lol :chuckle:

SteelersinCA
04-23-2009, 06:39 PM
Tim is the a character someone on this board has developed to help us get through the off season...that's the rumor I heard. Makes sense, no one can be that dumb without trying.

Can't one of you computer people do an ip trace or something so we can figure out who did it. If it is a creation, it borders on genius!!! :drink:

HometownGal
04-23-2009, 06:58 PM
Can't one of you computer people do an ip trace or something so we can figure out who did it. If it is a creation, it borders on genius!!! :drink:

I don't think that rumor has any merit. Timwit's ISP was traced, as are all new members, and it appears legit. I do, however, believe that Timwit loves being smacked around and abused - it's part of his schtick. That doesn't make him a bad guy - just makes him a bit of a weirdo. :screwy: :chuckle:

P.S. Yes Timpleton - I AM for real.

NJarhead
04-23-2009, 07:02 PM
Thanks Owner! The legend just turned 34(apr.21st) I want every one to hole up there beer and say to me..HERE"S TO 34 MORE LEGENDARY YEARS!!!

That won't be necessary. You can just call me Daddy.
Do you want my autograph? Tell you what, I'll sign your front lawn next winter. How'd that be lil' camper? :chuckle:

stillers4me
04-23-2009, 08:44 PM
Has actually seen Tony and Timmah in the same place at the same time???


I thought not.
:chuckle:

tony hipchest
04-23-2009, 09:52 PM
slim q. cumber is escared of my supreme trash talkin skillz.

NJarhead
04-23-2009, 10:47 PM
slim q. cumber is escared of my supreme trash talkin skillz.

I don't want to take anything away from your smack skills Tony. Indeed, you are top shelf, but I simply don't believe that Limp Timber understands the words. :chuckle:

Dino 6 Rings
04-24-2009, 10:53 AM
Has actually seen Tony and Timmah in the same place at the same time???


I thought not.
:chuckle:

You know...

If you take the T in Tony, and Type it out
T, then take the O, and subtract back one Vowel, AEIOU, You get an I

T.I.

Then take the N and subtract one Letter, = M

T.I.M.

Drop the Y because its not really a true Letter anyway and make a space
add 4 + H = L

T.I.M. L. Add I + 2 Vowels = U
P - 3 = M, CH = 3+7 = 10 - 8 = B
T.I.M. L.U.M.B

E obviously =s E
T.I.M. L.U.M.B.E.

R is the letter before S and T, and what does that spell!

Tony Hipchest = Tim Lumber!

I knew it, my code breaking is flawless!

lamberts-lost-tooth
04-24-2009, 11:10 AM
Im asking for you's to take me serious for a moment!

Not possible...you're an idiot.

They refuse to allow me to post a readers story!

Think about it....

Every paper has said same thing!

Keep thinking about it....

Frederick News Post editor Jason Brennan told me..(I) cant write..

Ding Ding!!!! Did the lightbulb come on you illiterate lug-nut?

Especially non-college educated ones! Every paper has said this(i dont have a college degree!).

You dont have a degree?...Color me surprised!!!


The Frederick news post is home to some ignort *ssholes! Thats why i refuse to write...I want to be free from rest of 1 year contract..so i can pursue a pittsburgh newspaper gig

Can you truly be so stupid as to have signed a contract in which someone has exclusive rights to your illiterate ramblings...but doesnt pay you?

Just out of curiosity...have you ever been labeled as "mentally challenged"?

NJarhead
04-24-2009, 11:17 AM
Not possible...you're an idiot.



Think about it....



Keep thinking about it....



Ding Ding!!!! Did the lightbulb come on you illiterate lug-nut?



You dont have a degree?...Color me surprised!!!




Can you truly be so stupid as to have signed a contract in which someone has exclusive rights to your illiterate ramblings...but doesnt pay you?

Just out of curiosity...have you ever been labeled as "mentally challenged"?

:rofl:

Sad yes. But, daaaamn funny. :chuckle:

stlrtruck
04-24-2009, 12:24 PM
TIMMAH, I want you to listen very carefully to the following lyrics:

Oh, Momma I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law.

Hang man is coming down from the gallow and I don't have very long

I know you don't understand TIMMAH because you have probably never been far enough outside of baltimoronville to get a glimpse of devastation such as what the lyrics above invoke.

Understand this TIMMAH, those lyrics are what is heard in western PA just before the defense puts the kabosh on the opposing team's offense.

TIMMAH, consider this your fat lady singing. The lyrics have been posted, the kabosh is on. Your life is over. Dino has taken your mind, Tony has taken your soul, and all that's left is the empty drunken and broke vessel that posts here too often!

xfl2001fan
04-24-2009, 03:26 PM
Holy crap, this thing (Tum Cucumber) is still alive and nearing 1000 posts. That's just wrong.

Steelman16
04-24-2009, 03:34 PM
Tony hooked us so hard we can't get away from it. :laughing:

tony hipchest
04-24-2009, 04:13 PM
lol

im an epic threadwriter. they dont call me balTIMores living legend for nuthin.

Preacher
04-24-2009, 06:03 PM
This is the type of guy that after two seconds of conversation, you just pop up with something like this:

dvca1cyvqkQ

SteelersinCA
04-24-2009, 06:29 PM
At least the draft is soon.

xfl2001fan
04-24-2009, 06:47 PM
I just can't believe that this will surpass the "In 1492" thread...and in such a short time.

Preacher
04-24-2009, 06:53 PM
I just can't believe that this will surpass the "In 1492" thread...and in such a short time.


Well,

In 1493, Christopher Columbus also discovered, that Tim Lumber has no clue what he is talking about!

Steelman16
04-26-2009, 01:28 AM
So, Slim, you sober enough to give any official word on the Ratbird's picks? :chuckle:

stlrtruck
04-26-2009, 08:31 AM
So, Slim, you sober enough to give any official word on the Ratbird's picks? :chuckle:

Maybe Tony got tired of his alter-ego taking it in the backside that he has determined never to allow it to ever be seen again (except in the outskirts of baltimore)!

Crow-Magnon
04-26-2009, 01:15 PM
I was asked to check this thread out.

:doh:

Double :doh:

stlrtruck
04-26-2009, 07:13 PM
I was asked to check this thread out.

:doh:

Double :doh:

So CM, being a representative of the ravens fan club, what is your take on TIMMAH?
What would you say is the impact to the overall fan base of the ravens?

Is he the greatest writer? Is he a living legend in the baltimore area?

Let's get a ravens fan review of his ingenius writing?

Stlrs4Life
04-26-2009, 10:59 PM
tony is a Ravens fan now also?

stlrtruck
04-26-2009, 11:34 PM
tony is a Ravens fan now also?

Just another one of the lost sheep! :flap:

Ravnet
04-27-2009, 12:09 AM
Dear Lord...

tony hipchest
04-27-2009, 12:26 AM
tony is a Ravens fan now also?:rofl:

Just another one of the lost sheep! :flap::buttkick:

stlrtruck
04-27-2009, 08:34 AM
:rofl:

:buttkick:

That was for all those "gotcha" posts over the last few years.

But I must say, :applaudit: :applaudit: :applaudit:, you have done a wonderful job with the alter ego. The only thing that would have made it better is if you claimed to be the greatest writer in the world from either cincinnati or cleveland.

SteelersMongol
04-27-2009, 11:29 PM
tony is a Ravens fan now also?

This ain't Mr. Tony. Cuz this is the last pic of Mr. Tum Limber.

http://fishki_net.users.photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net/3712951/83757157.jpg

So if he is, then Mr. Tony is truly the master of disguise. :wink02:

Tim Lumber
04-28-2009, 12:54 AM
Dear Lord... Welcome Ravenet! Ladies and Gentelman....IM BACK..JACK!!!! Its time to awaken the dead!

Tim Lumber
04-28-2009, 12:58 AM
So, Slim, you sober enough to give any official word on the Ratbird's picks? :chuckle: Hello Team President! Yeah I have the scoop from Baltimore! We are kinda happy with the first pick in draft (OT OHER) they are making a hollywood movie about him as we speak! Rumor has it..the movie will end as he is drafted by the Ravens! It was funny first thing OHER said to coach harbaugh was I wanna beat Pittsburgh..NO JOKE..either! We are mad as H*ll we didnt picke up a WR this weekend! Our WR group are a bunch of losers(besides Mason) there a damn joke!

tony hipchest
04-28-2009, 12:58 AM
did they let you watch the draft in jail?

Tim Lumber
04-28-2009, 12:59 AM
I was asked to check this thread out.

:doh:

Double :doh: ITs good to see Raven fans coming here! I need some baltimore backup..welcome!

tony hipchest
04-28-2009, 01:01 AM
"bench warmer" sounds alot like bitch warmer. (or alot like someone trying to swing from either side of the plate).

are you a coksock, tim lumber?

tony hipchest
04-28-2009, 01:04 AM
LMAO @ U timcumber. do u say rah when i say ha!!!!!!!!!

Tim Lumber
04-28-2009, 01:05 AM
So CM, being a representative of the ravens fan club, what is your take on TIMMAH?
What would you say is the impact to the overall fan base of the ravens?

Is he the greatest writer? Is he a living legend in the baltimore area?

Let's get a ravens fan review of his ingenius writing? I will give you honest review stlrtrck! I never been on Ravens website! If there aint trash talking I am not going there! The Ravens had a story on me..last week on there website! The writer was smack talking about me! So i went on site and left 2 rude comments, the moderator there got smart, and left me rude e-mail! So I gave Ravens 24 hours to take down story or face a lawsuit! NO JOKE...if you Google Tim Lumber..you will see the link on one of first 3 pages. When you click on to it...it says story removed! Me and Ravens personel are not friends..i like the team...they are afraid to associte with me..because of my trash talking writing style! All papers are hesitant at first..but usually $$talks..and they pick me up..to get more readers! Im currently not woring for anyone..I needed a BREAK...i still think Pittsburgh newspaper will be next!

tony hipchest
04-28-2009, 01:06 AM
hey pirate shipt captain... do you "bow" at the "back of the boat"?

Tim Lumber
04-28-2009, 01:07 AM
"bench warmer" sounds alot like bitch warmer. (or alot like someone trying to swing from either side of the plate).

are you a coksock, tim lumber? Go suck Christopher Columbuses profanityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityfilterprofa nityfilter Tony! Im a bench warmer...im the damn pro..you are the bench bitch! Bring me some water bee-atch boy!:rofl::laughing:

Tim Lumber
04-28-2009, 01:07 AM
hey pirate shipt captain... do you "bow" at the "back of the boat"? Do you bend over?

Tim Lumber
04-28-2009, 01:08 AM
did they let you watch the draft in jail? I watched it from your mothers house bee-atch!

Tim Lumber
04-28-2009, 01:09 AM
tony is a Ravens fan now also? Tony is now a Raven Fan stlrs4life! You need to join the Raven fan club!!

MACH1
04-28-2009, 01:13 AM
I see your manwife let you out tonight!!!!!

Tim Lumber
04-28-2009, 01:13 AM
Not possible...you're an idiot.



Think about it....



Keep thinking about it....



Ding Ding!!!! Did the lightbulb come on you illiterate lug-nut?



You dont have a degree?...Color me surprised!!!




Can you truly be so stupid as to have signed a contract in which someone has exclusive rights to your illiterate ramblings...but doesnt pay you?

Just out of curiosity...have you ever been labeled as "mentally challenged"? I brought up the contract with Frederick news Post..yes i made $50 a week but i had to keep quiet on it! Now Frederick is telling me I owe them 9 months pay for a contract i wrote up and had them sign! Thats bullsh*t! There telling me they will sue me if i dont pay up! Yeah its bad blood right now between us! They refused to post stories i wanted to write..on my own BLOG...they aint getting no damn money in court..screw em!

tony hipchest
04-28-2009, 01:13 AM
i have started a blog in all 31 teams markets (i would never consider posting rubbish for a proud franchise such as the steelers) and the consensus it that the ravens suck...

not as baghd as the ravens, mind you, but they suck. just google tonyhipchest.blogs.com and she the laguture.

(high speed sattelite internet ROCKS!)

:chuckle:

Tim Lumber
04-28-2009, 01:15 AM
I see your manwife let you out tonight!!!!! Man wife..who the h*ll is that mach1? Im going to post a new picture of my wife tommorow..just to make you guys jealous! plus she is a twin!!!!!!!!!!!

Tim Lumber
04-28-2009, 01:16 AM
i have started a blog in all 31 teams markets (i would never consider posting rubbish for a proud franchise such as the steelers) and the consensus it that the ravens suck...

not as baghd as the ravens, mind you, but they suck. just google tonyhipchest.blogs.com and she the laguture.

(high speed sattelite internet ROCKS!)

:chuckle: 31 blogs..you have too much time on your hands TONY..and you call me a LOSER..hahaha...look in the mirror fool!

Tim Lumber
04-28-2009, 01:19 AM
:rofl:

Sad yes. But, daaaamn funny. :chuckle: Hello Mr.Owner! do you know any newspaper bigshots in Pittsburgh..or any magazine editors? I think the Tim Lumber Writing God train is headed to Pittsburgh....so look out..i could be coming to newspaper stand near you! Im a free agent now..im enjoying my freedom! Im not rushing into a writing job this time!

tony hipchest
04-28-2009, 01:19 AM
Go suck Christopher Columbuses profanityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityfilterprofa nityfilter Tony! Im a bench warmer...im the damn pro..you are the bench bitch! Bring me some water bee-atch boy!:rofl::laughing:yer jerking off to a "dora the explorer" cartoon right now, arent you?

Tim Lumber
04-28-2009, 01:21 AM
lol

im an epic threadwriter. they dont call me balTIMores living legend for nuthin. hahaha:laughing:good one Tony!

Tim Lumber
04-28-2009, 01:22 AM
yer jerking off to a "dora the explorer" cartoon right now, arent you? No its actually a Wonder Woman cartoon!

tony hipchest
04-28-2009, 01:22 AM
tim lumber smacks his shit to video footage of the bengals frst round pick, a. smith running topless at the combine. :chuckle:

RAVENSRAH!

tony hipchest
04-28-2009, 01:24 AM
No its actually a Wonder Woman cartoon!

ahhh... the invisible lady in an invisible airplane with an invisible sheet of kleenex..

:jerkit:

Tim Lumber
04-28-2009, 01:24 AM
At least the draft is soon. The Draft was Saturday...it already passed..hahahaha.

Tim Lumber
04-28-2009, 01:24 AM
ahhh... the invisible lady in an invisible airplane with an invisible sheet of kleenex.. HUH? Whats that?

Tim Lumber
04-28-2009, 01:26 AM
Well,

In 1493, Christopher Columbus also discovered, that Tim Lumber has no clue what he is talking about!haha! Funny one preacher..that was so un-christian like of you! Are you sure your a preacher? Or did you get your license out of a cracker jack box?:rofl:

MACH1
04-28-2009, 01:28 AM
Man wife..who the h*ll is that mach1? Im going to post a new picture of my wife tommorow..just to make you guys jealous! plus she is a twin!!!!!!!!!!!

I googled timmah limper wife and this is what poped up.

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/armpit-woman.jpg

Tim Lumber
04-28-2009, 01:30 AM
Tim is the a character someone on this board has developed to help us get through the off season...that's the rumor I heard. Makes sense, no one can be that dumb without trying. Im am not from this board! I am a writer from baltimore..Google my name fool! I LOVE TALKING TRASH...its my hobby...and me getting fired at jobs only adds to my legend status! I will get fired a few more times on purpose! If you hire me newspapers....hell will follow...haha! Im like gasoline....im going to burn the house down...once you let me in!

Tim Lumber
04-28-2009, 01:32 AM
I googled timmah limper wife and this is what poped up.

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/armpit-woman.jpg Thats a damn guy Mach1...thats probally your man wife! How do you get pics on page? I want to put a new pic of my wife here!

MACH1
04-28-2009, 01:36 AM
Thats a damn guy Mach1...thats probally your man wife! How do you get pics on page? I want to put a new pic of my wife here!

Your the genius, figure it out.

Just admit it, you love running your fingers through your wifes pit hair.

tony hipchest
04-28-2009, 01:38 AM
I want to put a new pic of my wife here!dont bother...

unlike balTIMore, toilet paper is actually sold around these parts. :toofunny:

Tim Lumber
04-28-2009, 01:39 AM
I don't think that rumor has any merit. Timwit's ISP was traced, as are all new members, and it appears legit. I do, however, believe that Timwit loves being smacked around and abused - it's part of his schtick. That doesn't make him a bad guy - just makes him a bit of a weirdo. :screwy: :chuckle:

P.S. Yes Timpleton - I AM for real. Hey Hometowngal(hey babe)! What happened here? Does somebody think I wasnt from Baltimore..or real? I do love having readers talk trash back to me...screw good comments..im a man..trash talking is fun! I missed you HometownGal...i needed a break from writing for a few days! I am really happy, im a free agent in writing right now! I dont have to meet a deadline for a story, or re-write this and that! I guess i am a bit weird..i will admit that much..im only writer i know who feeds off negative comments..when i see a good comment..im like...boring!! haha! Did you miss me HomeTownGal?

Tim Lumber
04-28-2009, 01:40 AM
dont bother...

unlike balTIMore, toilet paper is actually sold around these parts. :toofunny: I get free toilet paper..its part of my trailer park ground rent! I used a pic of your girlfriend as my toilet paper!

Tim Lumber
04-28-2009, 01:42 AM
Your the genius, figure it out.

Just admit it, you love running your fingers through your wifes pit hair. No i can think of way better spots to rub then her hair...can you guess where that is genius? My wife loves me for it! Is this a pic of your man wife? I heard you were a little wacky?

Tim Lumber
04-28-2009, 01:45 AM
That won't be necessary. You can just call me Daddy.
Do you want my autograph? Tell you what, I'll sign your front lawn next winter. How'd that be lil' camper? :chuckle: When you say sign front lawn..do you mean take a crap on it? If so let me know i will leave my dog outside? she is 5 pounds of hell..haha! I will gibe you autograph for only $19.95..sorry i dont sign any Steeler memorbilia!

Preacher
04-28-2009, 01:45 AM
haha! Funny one preacher..that was so un-christian like of you! Are you sure your a preacher? Or did you get your license out of a cracker jack box?:rofl:


Tim...

The role of a preacher is also to speak the truth.

After some of the things you have said around here, I would be the one to cast stones.

Tim Lumber
04-28-2009, 01:47 AM
I don't want to take anything away from your smack skills Tony. Indeed, you are top shelf, but I simply don't believe that Limp Timber understands the words. :chuckle: Im not a LIMP..I am a PIMP! Im a living damn legend..the ladies love me!

Tim Lumber
04-28-2009, 01:48 AM
Tim...

The role of a preacher is also to speak the truth.

After some of the things you have said around here, I would be the one to cast stones. What are you saying...Im the DEVIL? I need to throw some HOLY WATER in your face preacher..you need to be clensed of your sins!! ha-a-loo-ya!

Tim Lumber
04-28-2009, 01:50 AM
You like talking trash that is why you fit right in Baltimore. There is nothing that comes from there exept trash along with your wanna be writing. Tell Rashad Mendehall...Ray Lewis said hello..haha! Ray blasted him..ended his season!

Tim Lumber
04-28-2009, 01:52 AM
I did LOL at the mayonnaise face comment, that was pretty funny. :wink02: yeah i heard his nick name is mayonase face..haha! He should sign a endorsement deal with MIRACLE WHIP$$$$

tony hipchest
04-28-2009, 01:52 AM
Tim...

The role of a preacher is also to speak the truth.

After some of the things you have said around here, I would be the one to cast stones.

sorry... that one was pretty low. i got a bit carried away in the character and all.

:doh: i mean "rah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and "pink flamingos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

:wink02:

Tim Lumber
04-28-2009, 01:55 AM
IMPORTANT MESSAGE....WE ARE APPROACHING 1,000 COMMENTS..I have decided to give the 1,000th commentor a free autograph picture..NO JOKE! I will contact HomeTownGal and I will mail it to her or owner or president here on my own$..yeah i will pay the post office to mail it to steelers fever! Yous can then send it to the 1,000th commentor! FREE AUTOGRAPH picture to 1,000th commentor..WHO SAID I WASNT A NICE GUY!

tony hipchest
04-28-2009, 02:05 AM
1000 people who think youre an idiot???? go figure... :coffee:

"contacting" HTG huh? :naughty:

lol :cheer: (YAY!)

good luck with that, bro... :smile:

MACH1
04-28-2009, 02:30 AM
No i can think of way better spots to rub then her hair.

You like rubbing his lumber!!

MACH1
04-28-2009, 02:31 AM
IMPORTANT MESSAGE....WE ARE APPROACHING 1,000 COMMENTS..I have decided to give the 1,000th commentor a free autograph picture..NO JOKE! I will contact HomeTownGal and I will mail it to her or owner or president here on my own$..yeah i will pay the post office to mail it to steelers fever! Yous can then send it to the 1,000th commentor! FREE AUTOGRAPH picture to 1,000th commentor..WHO SAID I WASNT A NICE GUY!

WOOOHOOOO Free ass wipe!!!

Galax Steeler
04-28-2009, 05:24 AM
Tell Rashad Mendehall...Ray Lewis said hello..haha! Ray blasted him..ended his season!

Is that all you can come up with If I am not mistaken Ward has laid the smack down on some raven players as well as Sweed last year so what is up with the lewis and Mendenhall is that all you have . If I recall the Ravens was the ones crying over the Hines Ward hits so now they have a rule so don't bring your bull shit in here talking about hits.

stlrtruck
04-28-2009, 09:15 AM
I will give you honest review stlrtrck! I never been on Ravens website! If there aint trash talking I am not going there! The Ravens had a story on me..last week on there website! The writer was smack talking about me! So i went on site and left 2 rude comments, the moderator there got smart, and left me rude e-mail! So I gave Ravens 24 hours to take down story or face a lawsuit! NO JOKE...if you Google Tim Lumber..you will see the link on one of first 3 pages. When you click on to it...it says story removed! Me and Ravens personel are not friends..i like the team...they are afraid to associte with me..because of my trash talking writing style! All papers are hesitant at first..but usually $$talks..and they pick me up..to get more readers! Im currently not woring for anyone..I needed a BREAK...i still think Pittsburgh newspaper will be next!

No one wants to associate with you because you're a freakin' idiot and it creates difficulty for other fans to be taken seriously when you're there jabbering away with a bunch of gibberish.

The team doesn't want to associate with you, well because you are a black mark on their namesake. I mean they suck and with you representing them, they swallow - just like you!

And what is this "woring" for anyone? Do you mean you are not whoring for anyone? That your pimp let you have a few nights off to see Pink Flamingo with your man wife?


I brought up the contract with Frederick news Post..yes i made $50 a week but i had to keep quiet on it! Now Frederick is telling me I owe them 9 months pay for a contract i wrote up and had them sign! Thats bullsh*t! There telling me they will sue me if i dont pay up! Yeah its bad blood right now between us! They refused to post stories i wanted to write..on my own BLOG...they aint getting no damn money in court..screw em!

They refused to post your stories on a citizen blog that they monitor. They realized that you can't write and your smack talk is childish.

A black eye they could quickly remedy!

Good to see the editors can do their job!

haha! Funny one preacher..that was so un-christian like of you! Are you sure your a preacher? Or did you get your license out of a cracker jack box?:rofl:

Sometimes the truth hurts TIMMAH. And why was it un-christian? Because it was comedy in nature. If you don't want to hear it, then pack up your cardboard and move to another website.

Im am not from this board! I am a writer from baltimore..Google my name fool! I LOVE TALKING TRASH...its my hobby...and me getting fired at jobs only adds to my legend status! I will get fired a few more times on purpose! If you hire me newspapers....hell will follow...haha! Im like gasoline....im going to burn the house down...once you let me in!

We know you aren't from this board.
We know you pretend to be a writer
We are not going to google your name, getting enough stupidity out of you on SF is enough. Reading more and more pages about it, just ruins my day and brings down the collective IQ of the nation.

Hey Hometowngal(hey babe)! What happened here? Does somebody think I wasnt from Baltimore..or real? I do love having readers talk trash back to me...screw good comments..im a man..trash talking is fun! I missed you HometownGal...i needed a break from writing for a few days! I am really happy, im a free agent in writing right now! I dont have to meet a deadline for a story, or re-write this and that! I guess i am a bit weird..i will admit that much..im only writer i know who feeds off negative comments..when i see a good comment..im like...boring!! haha! Did you miss me HomeTownGal?

Don't hurt HTG, don't hurt him!
Wait, second thought, let him have it HTG, let him have it.

And btw, you really aren't trash talking. You're just throwing around juvenile comments or regurgitating what another poster has said to you. It really isn't smack talk.

Im not a LIMP..I am a PIMP! Im a living damn legend..the ladies love me!

You're a pimp for your dog maybe! And have you taken notice that the women that love you are transgender?

Tell Rashad Mendehall...Ray Lewis said hello..haha! Ray blasted him..ended his season!

Tell Ray we said hello. You know we blasted him and the ratbirds on route to our 6th Super Bowl title. Yeah, even Mendenhall got one. That's funny, :toofunny:, Mendenhall has just as many rings as stab-it ray!

IMPORTANT MESSAGE....WE ARE APPROACHING 1,000 COMMENTS..I have decided to give the 1,000th commentor a free autograph picture..NO JOKE! I will contact HomeTownGal and I will mail it to her or owner or president here on my own$..yeah i will pay the post office to mail it to steelers fever! Yous can then send it to the 1,000th commentor! FREE AUTOGRAPH picture to 1,000th commentor..WHO SAID I WASNT A NICE GUY!

You haven't figure it out yet? No one on this website wants your freakin' autograph. But I'll tell you what, send $20 with the picture and I'll take it (the $20 that is) and return your "special" photo.

1000 people who think youre an idiot???? go figure... :coffee:

"contacting" HTG huh? :naughty:

lol :cheer: (YAY!)

good luck with that, bro... :smile:

First of all, I don't see HTG going for this one.
Second, I don't think TIMMAH would know what to do with a real woman!
Third, IF she even allowed him near her, she would own him in .01 seconds.

SteelersMongol
04-28-2009, 10:21 AM
1000 people who think youre an idiot???? go figure... :coffee:

"contacting" HTG huh? :naughty:

lol :cheer: (YAY!)

good luck with that, bro... :smile:

:rofl: ROTFLMFHO! :toofunny:

HometownGal
04-28-2009, 10:46 AM
Did you miss me HomeTownGal?

Almost as much as I miss my menstrual cycle.

I will contact HomeTownGal and I will mail it to her or owner or president here on my own$..yeah i will pay the post office to mail it to steelers fever! Yous can then send it to the 1,000th commentor! FREE AUTOGRAPH picture to 1,000th commentor..WHO SAID I WASNT A NICE GUY!

Well - I suppose if someone needed a new dart board or their cat needed a litter box liner, your pic could come in handy, but don't waste your postage, Timpleton.

fansince'76
04-28-2009, 10:57 AM
Ladies and Gentelman....IM BACK..JACK!!!!

Translation: the monthly welfare check finally arrived and you were able to ante up the $9.99 to have your dialup connection turned back on.

lilyoder6
04-28-2009, 11:01 AM
wow.. i'm suprised the village retard is getting all this attention..

SteelersinCA
04-28-2009, 11:17 AM
The Draft was Saturday...it already passed..hahahaha.

Look at when that post was made, timmy, come on, show some semblance of intelligent thought.

Dino 6 Rings
04-28-2009, 12:26 PM
Im am not from this board! I am a writer from baltimore..Google my name fool! I LOVE TALKING TRASH...its my hobby...and me getting fired at jobs only adds to my legend status! I will get fired a few more times on purpose! If you hire me newspapers....hell will follow...haha! Im like gasoline....im going to burn the house down...once you let me in!

What you do isn't trash talking. Its more like having shiiiit pour out of your mouth.

You are not a writer, you blog on Newspapers, and do so very badly, you've been fired 2 times now that we know of, that's not being a writer, that's being a jackarse.

Now, stop huffing the gasoline you moron, get off this board, go kill yourself and be done with it. You're not important, you're a nobody, you're a nothing and are a mockery of a writer and a full of crap fan.

Pittsburghfan
04-28-2009, 03:54 PM
Tell Rashad Mendehall...Ray Lewis said hello..haha! Ray blasted him..ended his season!
h1fbkEOQwoc
Tell Corey Ivy that Limas Sweed said hello.

Galax Steeler
04-28-2009, 05:05 PM
h1fbkEOQwoc
Tell Corey Ivy that Limas Sweed said hello.

What sweet memorys that was.:rofl:

stlrtruck
04-28-2009, 07:44 PM
What sweed memorys that was.:rofl:

Fixed it for ya! :toofunny:

Galax Steeler
04-28-2009, 08:26 PM
Fixed it for ya! :toofunny:

Thanks I hit the wrong key.:rofl:

Preacher
04-29-2009, 01:57 AM
How did I forget about that hit?

WOW.

Tim Lumber
04-30-2009, 04:14 AM
What sweet memorys that was.:rofl: How am I going to tell Cory Ivy? Wrong team..moron! Cory Ivy is a NEW YORK JET!

Tim Lumber
04-30-2009, 04:17 AM
wow.. i'm suprised the village retard is getting all this attention.. Thats a compliment coming from a penny lofer shoe wearing...tight bell bottoms, coke bottle glasses..buck tooth...loser like yourself! You are the creepy guy! You are from the villiage...the villiage..OF LOSERS! hahaha!

Tim Lumber
04-30-2009, 04:22 AM
What you do isn't trash talking. Its more like having shiiiit pour out of your mouth.

You are not a writer, you blog on Newspapers, and do so very badly, you've been fired 2 times now that we know of, that's not being a writer, that's being a jackarse.

Now, stop huffing the gasoline you moron, get off this board, go kill yourself and be done with it. You're not important, you're a nobody, you're a nothing and are a mockery of a writer and a full of crap fan.
Im not in the newspapers you say? I was in the B paper everyday this week..you dumb BOOGER! Go pick your nose fool..maybe you will find some Gold! Im in the paper, on blogs..and im here...i am here..you are here..DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME CHIEF? Put down the damn whiskey bottle..its 7am in the morning!

Tim Lumber
04-30-2009, 04:34 AM
Almost as much as I miss my menstrual cycle.



Well - I suppose if someone needed a new dart board or their cat needed a litter box liner, your pic could come in handy, but don't waste your postage, Timpleton. It sounds like you miss me HometownGal! I am like a light bulb to you..I just BRIGHTEN your day! I also want to announce here..that for the 1,000 commentor..I will(NO JOKE) be signing a $1 bill! You can cash the $1 bill..but i promise you..if you save it, and pass it down to grandkids it will be worth a lot of money! I really do want to be the greatest writier to ever live folks! And i will become that! HometownGal...am i the most famous guy you ever spoke with? Guys..dont be jealous.Well somebody is going to win a autograph dollar bill...the decision will be yours..cash it(and be disrespectful towards me) or respect me and save the dollar bill and hang it up on your living room wall! If you are a loser..my autograph..may make you cool! I be back to see what loser gets $1 bill!

Galax Steeler
04-30-2009, 05:04 AM
How am I going to tell Cory Ivy? Wrong team..moron! Cory Ivy is a NEW YORK JET!

Because he was a Ratbird at the time MORON we have more hits on your crappy team then you will ever have on us. Why don't you ask Willis the big bad running back you have up there about the Ryan Clark hit MORON.:coffee:

Galax Steeler
04-30-2009, 05:06 AM
.you dumb BOOGER! Go pick your nose fool..maybe you will pull out a Tim Dumber.:rofl:

Galax Steeler
04-30-2009, 05:09 AM
I am tired of giving this idiot hits on this stupid thread I am officialy done with this thread.

Dino 6 Rings
04-30-2009, 08:35 AM
Im not in the newspapers you say? I was in the B paper everyday this week..you dumb BOOGER! Go pick your nose fool..maybe you will find some Gold! Im in the paper, on blogs..and im here...i am here..you are here..DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME CHIEF? Put down the damn whiskey bottle..its 7am in the morning!

It amazes me how easily you lie and pretend to be something you are not.

I almost have pity for you, almost.

Now, go eat a bullet and get off My Board.

stlrtruck
04-30-2009, 09:02 AM
Thats a compliment coming from a penny lofer shoe wearing...tight bell bottoms, coke bottle glasses..buck tooth...loser like yourself! You are the creepy guy! You are from the villiage...the villiage..OF LOSERS! hahaha!

I'm having trouble defining what a villiage means? I looked it up on dictionary.com and it's not in there. Come on TIMMAH, bring something better than this, please.

Im not in the newspapers you say? I was in the B paper everyday this week..you dumb BOOGER! Go pick your nose fool..maybe you will find some Gold! Im in the paper, on blogs..and im here...i am here..you are here..DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME CHIEF? Put down the damn whiskey bottle..its 7am in the morning!

More like you were in the D Paper - for clarification, the Dumbarse Paper!

You should also take your own advice and put down the cheap bottle of whiskey, sober up, re-read all your posts, and finally realize that you're a lost village idiot that doesn't know how to write and the only reason you're still here is because we are bored during the off-season. But even now the daily beatings we've been giving you is becoming mundane and you have run your course. Go crawl back under your bridge, :troll:

It sounds like you miss me HometownGal! I am like a light bulb to you..I just BRIGHTEN your day! I also want to announce here..that for the 1,000 commentor..I will(NO JOKE) be signing a $1 bill! You can cash the $1 bill..but i promise you..if you save it, and pass it down to grandkids it will be worth a lot of money! I really do want to be the greatest writier to ever live folks! And i will become that! HometownGal...am i the most famous guy you ever spoke with? Guys..dont be jealous.Well somebody is going to win a autograph dollar bill...the decision will be yours..cash it(and be disrespectful towards me) or respect me and save the dollar bill and hang it up on your living room wall! If you are a loser..my autograph..may make you cool! I be back to see what loser gets $1 bill!

I'm sure no one will have a problem labeling you as the greatest writier. However, the greatest writer label probably won't come until you actually learn how to write.

You are no where near the most famous person I've spoken with in the world. I'm sure whoever gets the 1,000th post will so cash that dollar. Matter of fact I'm going to post until I get it and then let HTG know that in no way should you be given my personal information. That way you are stuck with $1 that as soon as you sign it will be worth 1 penny.

It amazes me how easily you lie and pretend to be something you are not.

I almost have pity for you, almost.

Now, go eat a bullet and get off My Board.

It's the only way to make himself feel better about his wife wearing the pants in the house.

stlrtruck
04-30-2009, 09:03 AM
TIMMAH, don't you get it, you suck - always have and always will.

stlrtruck
04-30-2009, 09:03 AM
TIMMAH, if you want to be respected you've got to come in here with better jibberish than that.

Even other ravens fans have called you out as a moron.

How does that make you feel?

stlrtruck
04-30-2009, 09:09 AM
Ok TIMMAH here is number 1,000!

Keep your freakin' dollar and autographed picture.

Just like everyone else, I've grown tired of your regurgitated nonesense. I've heard children with better smack talking than you. I've heard infants talk more intelligently about the game of football than you could even dream of speaking.

You claim to be the greatest writer, the living legend. You are nothing more than a lost village idiot who doesn't know when he's had enough. You come back here for the negative attention because that's better than no attention at all. Don't you realize that once the season begins you'll be an after thought to us here. We have better things to do with our time and the only reason we keep this thread alive is because it's the off season and your pathetic excuse of writing and smack talk keep us mildly entertained!

You have yet to discuss football intelligently. You have yet to bring any creative smack talk that we haven't heard already.

BTW, Cory Ivy went to the browns - but way to know your teams off-season transactions. LOSER!!!!

TIMMAH, you've been PWNED once again!

HometownGal
04-30-2009, 09:20 AM
It sounds like you miss me HometownGal!

I don't miss the curse (menstrual cycle), so why would I miss you? :doh::flap:

I am like a light bulb to you..I just BRIGHTEN your day!

You're more like a pus filled boil that gets popped repeatedly and then grows back only to get popped again.

And i will become that! HometownGal...am i the most famous guy you ever spoke with?

No, but you truly are the dumbest. Hey - that's worth something, no? :noidea:

Dag nab it - I'm the 1,001st reply in this thread. I don't get Timpleton's dollar bill :crying01: Whelp stlrtruck - looks like you're the lucky winner. :point:

tony hipchest
04-30-2009, 12:32 PM
Dag nab it - I'm the 1,001st reply in this thread. I don't get Timpleton's dollar bill :crying01: Whelp stlrtruck - looks like you're the lucky winner. :point:LMAO! :sofunny:

"lucky"??? stlrtruck wanted it so bad he posted four times in a row to insure he would get it!!! :busted:

he "hearts" tim lumber! :flap::wink02::chuckle:

wait a minute... its all beginning to make sense....

stlrtruck IS tim lumber!

the whole fredrick connection... the "friend" with the email chain.... :doh: ...good one truck!

Dino 6 Rings
04-30-2009, 12:41 PM
Weird, My fool proof code breaking mathematical formula didn't have Stlrtruck as Lumber....

tony hipchest
04-30-2009, 01:43 PM
Weird, My fool proof code breaking mathematical formula didn't have Stlrtruck as Lumber....

LOL! :wink02:

stlrtruck
04-30-2009, 01:58 PM
Dag nab it - I'm the 1,001st reply in this thread. I don't get Timpleton's dollar bill :crying01: Whelp stlrtruck - looks like you're the lucky winner. :point:

I don't think it's funny to mock your friends HTG. I'm almost hurt by your finger :point: I might just cry :flap: NOT REALLY, besides it's going to cost more for TIMMAH to ship the worthless dollar than his autographed dollar is worth.

LMAO! :sofunny:

"lucky"??? stlrtruck wanted it so bad he posted four times in a row to insure he would get it!!! :busted:

he "hearts" tim lumber! :flap::wink02::chuckle:

wait a minute... its all beginning to make sense....

stlrtruck IS tim lumber!

the whole fredrick connection... the "friend" with the email chain.... :doh: ...good one truck!

Ok I could have done without the whole "he hearts tim lumber" and almost put my lunch on top of my computer.

And there's no way I could be Tim Lumber. I mean I'll admit I've said some off the wall things during my time here but I don't think I could even pretend to be as idiotic as TIMMAH makes out to be.

But you figured me out, me and Lumber are one in the same. It was only a matter of time that you would figure it out. Especially after you tried to still my Tim Lumber identity. Dang it.

Weird, My fool proof code breaking mathematical formula didn't have Stlrtruck as Lumber....

:thumbsup: See Tony, there are some who still believe that I'm not him. I wonder how long I can keep this chirade going? End of July, August, first game of the season? :thumbsup:

Tim Lumber
05-01-2009, 01:04 AM
Ok TIMMAH here is number 1,000!

Keep your freakin' dollar and autographed picture.

Just like everyone else, I've grown tired of your regurgitated nonesense. I've heard children with better smack talking than you. I've heard infants talk more intelligently about the game of football than you could even dream of speaking.

You claim to be the greatest writer, the living legend. You are nothing more than a lost village idiot who doesn't know when he's had enough. You come back here for the negative attention because that's better than no attention at all. Don't you realize that once the season begins you'll be an after thought to us here. We have better things to do with our time and the only reason we keep this thread alive is because it's the off season and your pathetic excuse of writing and smack talk keep us mildly entertained!

You have yet to discuss football intelligently. You have yet to bring any creative smack talk that we haven't heard already.

BTW, Cory Ivy went to the browns - but way to know your teams off-season transactions. LOSER!!!!

TIMMAH, you've been PWNED once again! You just ruined one of my biggest accomplishments ever Stlrtrck! I got 1,000 comments..even though I have to say, not one of them, besides mine was that intelligent! Im mailing you that dollar..now you have a choice to make! Whether you like it or not flat tire! You can spend that dollar...at least you have money now..you wellfare recipient! Its called getting a job pal! You earned $1 today! You worked the 1,000th comment..this is a milestone for every writer..few greats have ever gotten 1,000...proving I am who the hell I say I am! You can call me Mr.1,000 from now on stlrtrck! Since you dont have alot of $ you should save it! Im going to autograph the dollar bill..so if you go to e-bay I guarantee you get $20 easy for it...no joke either! Im going to sign my name plus Mr.1,000 on it! Take the dollar..lets not make people think your a retard..

Tim Lumber
05-01-2009, 01:10 AM
StlrTrck..you aint stealing my Glory! I am Tim Lumber..a damn Ravens fan..I have a Ravens tat2 on my damn arm! I will change my avatar AGAIN..you already know what I look like...how dumb can you Steeler fans actaully be...:popcorn:? You can blow the pic up..on my left arm is a Ravens tat2! I dont drive a damn Steeler truck...I would crash the damn truck..and buy me a Purple Raven pickup! Google Tim Lumber..my pics are every where on the net! Use your brains...if you all have any! You losers should go to the Wizard of Oz and find the Tin Man!

Tim Lumber
05-01-2009, 01:14 AM
My picture should come up! This is me! Notice the Raven tat2 on left arm? Open your eyes! Same pic here..is same pic on my facebook!

Tim Lumber
05-01-2009, 01:19 AM
I don't miss the curse (menstrual cycle), so why would I miss you? :doh::flap:



You're more like a pus filled boil that gets popped repeatedly and then grows back only to get popped again.



No, but you truly are the dumbest. Hey - that's worth something, no? :noidea:

Dag nab it - I'm the 1,001st reply in this thread. I don't get Timpleton's dollar bill :crying01: Whelp stlrtruck - looks like you're the lucky winner. :point: Stlrtrck should hang my autographed dollar on his wall! HometownGal..i know you so wanted that autographed dollar bill! I am the greatest writer to ever live! Im the guy who put on that dog collar..ruff..ruff! Are you related to Albert Einstein? haha..I had a good idea you werent! Have a nice day(:flap:)..::blah::blah::popcorn::chuckle::bangi ng:!

SteelersinCA
05-01-2009, 02:17 AM
Timmy, how's the wild turkey?

HometownGal
05-01-2009, 08:54 AM
Use your brains...if you all have any! You losers should go to the Wizard of Oz and find the Tin Man!

Well - obviously, you didn't use that mound of spaghetti inside of your head, Timpleton. The Tin Man went to Oz to get a heart. :doh: The dude below went to Oz to get a brain.

http://www.silverbearcafe.com/private/images/scarecrow_oz.gif

Let's have a sing-a-long just for you, Timwit. . .

I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain

I'd unravel any riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain

With the thoughts I'd be thinkin'
I could be another Lincoln
If I only had a brain

Oh, I would tell you why
The ocean's near the shore
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more

I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain

Are you related to Albert Einstein? haha..I had a good idea you werent!

Nahhhhhh. I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express once, though.

I know the answer to this question, but thought I'd ask anyway . . . .

Are you related to Lloyd Christmas?

stlrtruck
05-01-2009, 09:00 AM
You just ruined one of my biggest accomplishments ever Stlrtrck! I got 1,000 comments..even though I have to say, not one of them, besides mine was that intelligent! Im mailing you that dollar..now you have a choice to make! Whether you like it or not flat tire! You can spend that dollar...at least you have money now..you wellfare recipient! Its called getting a job pal! You earned $1 today! You worked the 1,000th comment..this is a milestone for every writer..few greats have ever gotten 1,000...proving I am who the hell I say I am! You can call me Mr.1,000 from now on stlrtrck! Since you dont have alot of $ you should save it! Im going to autograph the dollar bill..so if you go to e-bay I guarantee you get $20 easy for it...no joke either! Im going to sign my name plus Mr.1,000 on it! Take the dollar..lets not make people think your a retard..

The moment you put your signature on that dollar bill, it will be worth less than a penny. Thankfully, I know that the mods of this board will not hand out my personal information to the likes of you and fear not receiving your pathetic dollar.

If you haven't realized, this 1,000 post milestone hasn't been anything great for you. It's been an arse whipping from day 1 until now. There are few comments that haven't shown that you truly are not a great writer and are the farthest thing from a living legend. Don't worry about my career choices, I'm pretty sure I'm well taken care of in that department and it doesn't require me to work the "mid" and drink myself to sleep every morning (ala you).

The only thing I'm going to call you is either TIMMAH or village idiot. You don't get a choice in that matter. People can think I'm a "retard" all they want, but the real difference is that you've shown up here to prove to them that you are a "retard"

StlrTrck..you aint stealing my Glory! I am Tim Lumber..a damn Ravens fan..I have a Ravens tat2 on my damn arm! I will change my avatar AGAIN..you already know what I look like...how dumb can you Steeler fans actaully be...:popcorn:? You can blow the pic up..on my left arm is a Ravens tat2! I dont drive a damn Steeler truck...I would crash the damn truck..and buy me a Purple Raven pickup! Google Tim Lumber..my pics are every where on the net! Use your brains...if you all have any! You losers should go to the Wizard of Oz and find the Tin Man!

Look man, Tony, figured it out. :applaudit: I took a picture of an old friend with the neighbors dog, did some photoshop work on it, and created a new persona to pass the time during the off season. I can't keep this up much longer. It's time to give up and stop the goofiness. It was a good run at creating an alter ego and I really thought Tony was going to let it go but after he spilled the beans, it's useless to continue. Maybe it's time that I just kill this alter idiotic ego.

My picture should come up! This is me! Notice the Raven tat2 on left arm? Open your eyes! Same pic here..is same pic on my facebook!

Man it was great having my friend set up that facebook page and getting the editor at the baltimore sun to let me get in a few weeks work. Then the whole Fan Nation episode. It was a work in progress during the season to make this whole thing come together. Just for the sake of having some fun for the off season here at SF. This whole setup was great and I'm thankful that my friend back in Frederick could help me out. I'm still surprised that Tony was able to figure it out. :hatsoff:

Stlrtrck should hang my autographed dollar on his wall! HometownGal..i know you so wanted that autographed dollar bill! I am the greatest writer to ever live! Im the guy who put on that dog collar..ruff..ruff! Are you related to Albert Einstein? haha..I had a good idea you werent! Have a nice day(:flap:)..::blah::blah::popcorn::chuckle::bangi ng:!

Dude, we all know your autograph is worthless and that your true identity has been figured out. You are just an alter ego persona created to pass the time during the off-season. The gig is up.

Time to say goodbye TIMMAH! :wave:

Stlrs4Life
05-01-2009, 10:38 PM
stlrtruck, I doubt he leaves. Like they say, Once you get stuck with trash, you never get rid of it.