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Tim Lumber
03-26-2009, 01:18 AM
I was recently suspended by another dumb website(steelers profanityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityfilterprofa nityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityf ilter) I was suspended simply because i root for the Ravens! This website has class! I am starting to like this Steeler Fever place! I am a professional writer in Maryland! I am now writing for the Frederick News Post i have a blog called DEBATE(check it out)! Im famous in Baltimore....I sign autographs! Consider your self lucky to be even able to talk to someone so famous(me) Now anybody got any questions? Step up! I say screw the Steeler Addict website! They are all idiots there! Steelers Fever is the only place to be!

Tim Lumber
03-26-2009, 01:22 AM
They call me the Greatest Writing Show on Earth in Baltimore! Now its time for my questions! This is my press-conference!

Steelman16
03-26-2009, 01:26 AM
Uh, hi? :wave:

Tim Lumber
03-26-2009, 01:49 AM
Uh, hi? :wave: Uh Hello Steelman16! Now that Im here its going to be a party up in here 24-7! They call me the Legend in Baltimore I even sign autographs for $19.95!!!:applaudit::applaudit:

BrandonCarr39
03-26-2009, 02:29 AM
I was recently suspended by another dumb website(steelers profanityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityfilterprofa nityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityf ilter) I was suspended simply because i root for the Ravens! This website has class! I am starting to like this Steeler Fever place! I am a professional writer in Maryland! I am now writing for the Frederick News Post i have a blog called DEBATE(check it out)! Im famous in Baltimore....I sign autographs! Consider your self lucky to be even able to talk to someone so famous(me) Now anybody got any questions? Step up! I say screw the Steeler Addict website! They are all idiots there! Steelers Fever is the only place to be!

I'm a Cowboys fan-and decided to stay here after our 12/7 meeting last year b/c of just that...this MB has alot of class.(I also stayed on patsfans.com after I logged on with a question in 2006 for that same reason)

I have a couple of questions...

1) Do you think John Harbaugh will be in Baltimore over the long haul? Or do you think he just merely had success with Brian Billick's team?

2) What are Ozzie Newsome's plans to fill the holes on defense with the draft?

steelwall
03-26-2009, 02:44 AM
Hello.... Do you think that re-signing Ray Lewis, and letting the likes of Suggs and others go will hurt the Ravens next year?

Also I've been in over 8 TV commercials here in China and was a guest actor on 2 mini-series, which have been veiwed by millions..... Am I as famous as you?

On a side note. We have several regulars on this site (well respected) who are not Steeler fans. If you can deal with a bit of smack talk from some of the other members from time to time, you will do just fine here. Our Mods are fair, and most fans here enjoy a good dialog with other team's fans. Just remember this IS a Steelers board

ShutDown24
03-26-2009, 03:13 AM
I was recently suspended by another dumb website(steelers profanityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityfilterprofa nityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityf ilter) I was suspended simply because i root for the Ravens! This website has class! I am starting to like this Steeler Fever place! I am a professional writer in Maryland! I am now writing for the Frederick News Post i have a blog called DEBATE(check it out)! Im famous in Baltimore....I sign autographs! Consider your self lucky to be even able to talk to someone so famous(me) Now anybody got any questions? Step up! I say screw the Steeler Addict website! They are all idiots there! Steelers Fever is the only place to be!

Haha kind of poor grammar in that post for a writer, eh? :flap:

Just kidding, I took journalism for a few years so I'm really strict about grammar lol.

How is Dominique Foxworth fitting in with the Ravens?

stlrtruck
03-26-2009, 07:56 AM
I was recently suspended by another dumb website(steelers profanityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityfilterprofa nityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityf ilter) I was suspended simply because i root for the Ravens! This website has class! I am starting to like this Steeler Fever place! I am a professional writer in Maryland! I am now writing for the Frederick News Post i have a blog called DEBATE(check it out)! Im famous in Baltimore....I sign autographs! Consider your self lucky to be even able to talk to someone so famous(me) Now anybody got any questions? Step up! I say screw the Steeler Addict website! They are all idiots there! Steelers Fever is the only place to be!

Welcome to the board. All I can say is talk smart good football and stay away from :fishing: and sounding like a :troll: or people will be out to :buttkick: There's a few other ravens fans on here that have been able to do that and they are smiled upon. Oh, don't come in here thumping your chest for no reason, this is a Steelers board - we are allowed to thump our chest all the time. When you do it, you are a :troll:, unless you do it after your team wins more than one game against us and/or wins the division - then we might allow you to do it for one day :flap:

Anyway, we'll see what you got. OH, btw, I grew up down the road from frederick in brunswick.

And I don't consider myself lucky to talk to you. I feel lucky when I'm able to talk to writers who write about great teams. In reality, you should feel blessed to be allowed to be here to discuss football with THE MOST KNOWLEDGABLE FANS IN THE WORLD and oh, good luck with that writing thing.

xfl2001fan
03-26-2009, 08:30 AM
I was recently suspended by another dumb website(steelers profanityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityfilterprofa nityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityf ilter) I was suspended simply because i root for the Ravens! This website has class! I am starting to like this Steeler Fever place! I am a professional writer in Maryland! I am now writing for the Frederick News Post i have a blog called DEBATE(check it out)! Im famous in Baltimore....I sign autographs! Consider your self lucky to be even able to talk to someone so famous(me) Now anybody got any questions? Step up! I say screw the Steeler Addict website! They are all idiots there! Steelers Fever is the only place to be!

Dear Internet-Jock,

Good luck with all that chest thumping bud! Forgive me if I don't bow down. The only thing preventing me from being a professional writer is...me. I care not for your team, your city or your supposed greatness as a writer. When you prove your worth, then I'll shoot you some respect. For all any of us know, you are someone claiming to be a so-called famous writer because you have some skill with verbage and claim to live in an area that nobody really cares to live in or verify your supposed heritage. Congratulations and good luck.

Signed,

Modell-Must-Die

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To the rest of Steelersfever,

Are we doing an over-under on his pre-banned post count? I'll start it at 50.

stlrtruck
03-26-2009, 09:15 AM
Dear Internet-Jock,

Good luck with all that chest thumping bud! Forgive me if I don't bow down. The only thing preventing me from being a professional writer is...me. I care not for your team, your city or your supposed greatness as a writer. When you prove your worth, then I'll shoot you some respect. For all any of us know, you are someone claiming to be a so-called famous writer because you have some skill with verbage and claim to live in an area that nobody really cares to live in or verify your supposed heritage. Congratulations and good luck.

Signed,

Modell-Must-Die

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To the rest of Steelersfever,

Are we doing an over-under on his pre-banned post count? I'll start it at 50.

Bitter much? :flap:

But I'm with you. I could care less about his biography. Show me what you got and we'll go from there.

I like your signature too.

As for the post count...I've got 86 and it'll be right around the time Hines Ward gets a flag for knocking Ray Lewis out of a game with a legal hit even by new rules standards!!!

stlrtruck
03-26-2009, 09:27 AM
I'm Back! The Living Legend returns to Fan Nation fresh off suspension! The last we talked I was fired at Baltimore Sun Midnight Sun for apologizing to Steeler fans! I now have a new job writing blog's for the Frederick News Post! After my suspension here I joined a Steeler website so I could continue to talk trash! In the process I made some great friends who are Steeler fans! But this monday at approx. 1pm my new blog will go up! As a reinstatement agreement I can not talk trash on this site! But my new blog called DEBATE is 100% trash talking at it's finest! I have never forgivin Steeler fans! So I wrote a part 2 on the Steeler saga! Google Frederick News Post then click on to Blogs then click on to my blog called DEBATE! I promise you around mon. 1pm I get my paybacks with this blog! This will be the most talked about blog of the year! So if your feeling brave stop by leave a comment and DEBATE me! Google Frederick News Post then click on to Blog..my blog is called DEBATE!

This is what you get when googling him.

And more
http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/midnight_sun/blog/2009/01/tim_lumber_screw_the_steelers.html

Tim Lumber: To heck with the Steelers

Here is Midnight Sun guest columnist Tim Lumber's tipsy tirade against the Pittsburgh Steelers, who beat the Ravens on Sunday:


Talk about a perfect night being ruined! Them yellow towell Pittsburgh Steelers beat our Ravens!

I went over my dads, we were all excited drinking our Natty Bo(Baltimore beers) getting drunk and rooting on the Ravens! I will never again in my life drink that Pittsburgh beer Rolling Rock! Im drunk and im ready to raise some [heck]!

I was reading the Pittsburgh newspaper websites talk about class-less trash! They had one story titled 3 Rivers better than Baltimores Inner Harbor! How in the [heck] do they get that?

At the harbor we drink beers and dance and have fun,tourists come from all over the world to see it! What do they do at 3Rivers go fishing for mud carp? ...

There 3 rivers smell like a rotten septic tank! Also a quick note, once this story goes up, i will e-mail 6 Pittsburgh garbage writers and challenge them to a debate on my comment section! I am the worlds first Pirate Writer, so i will take them to school, i am the world trash talking champ!

All in all i guarantee you they will be yellow..just like there wimpy towells they wave! I think Baltimore Bars should start using them yellow steeler towells as toilet paper, for all of us die hard Raven fans! I cant wait to watch the Arizona Cardinals whip them steel bums in the Super Bowl! Hold on, i need a shot of Old Crow!

I am going to mail all them trash talking Pittsburgh columnists a pacifier after them steel bums lose the Super Bowl, because there going to be crying like 2 year olds!

A true story also for yous...3 years ago i was drunk at the Ravens game and a Steeler fan started running off his lip to me! So i delivered a knuckle sandwich to his jaw! He shut up real fast, then the security escorted me out the stadium...all in all my PSL's were taken away from me! Thats O.K. because i will just buy a bleacher ticket next year! Im going to get drunk, and the 1st Steeler fan who lips off...I will go Trailer Park on him!!!!!

By Tim Lumber

And one more:

http://www.fredericknewspost.com/sections/blogs/bio.htm?rid=90&bid=84

Hello readers! My name is Tim Lumber and I am here to give you an exciting new blog created just for you — the readers!
Everybody says Frederick is one of the greatest places in the world to live! So I decided to find out if that's true!

Twice a week, we will compare venues that are right here in Frederick, and compare them to other cities across the U.S. During these debates I will attempt to bring other readers from rival cities to explain why they think their venue is better than yours!

The one good thing for Frederick residents is that I will be taking your side in these debates! It will be an "us versus the world mantra!"

As a writer I have made a impact on every Maryland Newspaper publication, but this to me will be the most fun! There's nothing more I love than a great debate; this is what I live my life for! And I believe making a debate that Frederick is one of the world's greatest places should be easy!

Other states and cities will disagree with us at times, but I believe we will have fun. And, last but not least, we will be victorious! When it's all said and done, we will help put Frederick on the map!

The journey will be fun, early pitstops will include Baltimore and a very tough foe in Pittsburgh!

Pittsburgh residents and I have had a rivalry in the past (thanks to our Ravens and their Steelers) we have been in several debates through past Sports Illustrated blogs I've done! They have come over to every story I've written in Maryland, to debate me! Apparently they havent forgotten a story I've written about them in the past! And once I make a case for Frederick. they will be back again to disagree!

This blog is going to be one for the ages, if there's anything guaranteed about this blog it is that it will never be boring!

The funy part is that I grew up around the Frederick area and knowing what the area has to offer - even through all the renovations and changes that have taken place - it can't beat anything that Pittsburgh has to offer.

Once this guy gets nailed for being a :troll: will you please keep him around during the off season so we can volley him around?

and his blog:

http://www.fredericknewspost.com/sections/blogs/categories.htm?catid=1657&bid=84

Debate - Citizen Blog: Pittsburgh's Most Hated



Ravens fans are better than Steelers fans
Posted: 03/20/2009
Tim Lumber


As the weather was starting to warm last weekend, a photographer managed to take a snap shot on his camera of a water rat swimming freely in Pittsburghs famed Three Rivers! Where is the health board in Pittsburgh?

Are they still too busy celebrating the Steeler's Super Bowl championship? This does not look good for tourism! The Steelers are, to me, a team on the decline! After all they lost a starting WR and a starting CB in the off-season already!

The Ravens continue to just get better! This week they aquired talented PR/CB Chris Carr! Also it appear's as if the Raven's will sign Pro Bowl tackle Orlando Pace! Also expect to see a WR signing in the name of a Torry Holt or a Matt Jones!

And this season I ask the Ravens fans to please not sell your tickets to Steeler fans! This is our stadium not that Heinz (worst ketchup brand) stadium!

And I think it's time our stadium security to step up for once and ban them yellow Steeler towels from our stadium! This is our stadium not Pittsburgh's!

I'm tired of watching old guy's get hit in the head by them chicken towel's! To me the Ravens are Frederick's football team! I think most of the readers agree with me on that! I can't wait to opening day! And great news Frederick — this season I pick the Raven's to win the Super Bowl!

HEY TIMMY (southpark voice)! Don't forget about the redskins buddy. I believe their fanbase is a bit larger than the ratbirds and carries a longer season ticket waiting list. BWAAAHHHAAAAAAA - you are slaying me already.

And here's a response to his blog:

Actually, you need to read my post. You clearly stole an image from a professional photographer. The website..... http://www.offrench.net/photos/gallery-8_photo-839.php ..... shows that it was photographed in France (not Pittsburgh) and it's a muskrat. I'll contact that photographer and see what he says about the image you posted. If you google 'swimming rat' it's on page one. Next time try not to steal others work and say it's something that its not. Bad journalism. I'll let you know what Mr. Olivier Ffrench has to say. I'm sure he'd like to hear what you have to say.

Looks like TIMMY is going from know-it-all to lie-it-all

stlrtruck
03-26-2009, 09:33 AM
Ok and here's a blog where is comparing baseball fans to Steelers fans:

http://www.fredericknewspost.com/sections/blogs/categories.htm?catid=1615&bid=84

Debate - Citizen Blog: The Great Debate 2

Frederick vs Pittsburgh
Posted: 03/08/2009
Tim Lumber

When you look all across the United States' sporting scene, you will find two catergories of fans: nice and rude.

When it come's to the nice fans Frederick is clearly No. 1! But who, you may ask, represents the bad guys? There is one obvious answer: Pittsburgh.

Comparing Frederick Keys baseball fans with Pittsburgh Steeler football fans is like comparing Jesus to the Devil the difference is that stark, my friends!

I recall one time going to a Ravens game (we won!) and the whole game this Steeler fan is yelling curse words about Baltimore! This Steeler fan didn't even have the decency to have respect for Baltimore's Stadium! Then he waved his yellow towel (chicken towel) and hit an old guy in the head with it! He didn't even bother to apologize!

Plus, usually where there are Steeler fans there are always fights!

Now when it comes to class Frederick fans are indeed the definition of the word!

Go to any Keys baseball game and you will see some of the most well-mannered and respected fans in the U.S. today!

In Frederick, it's not about drinking and yelling curse words to opposing team's like Pittsburgh fans do! It's about going out with friends and family members to watch America's oldest pastime! It's about hoping to catch that elusive foul ball! It's about seeing the future of MLB before the rest of America gets to see them!

Note we got to see the talented Matt Weiters before Baltimore! The DEBATE between Frederick and Pittsburgh is a very easy DEBATE! In my opinion Frederick wins hands down.

First of all comparing baseball and football? Really, that's what you've got in your arsenal? Why not compare ratbirds fans to Steelers fans? Is that because you can't? Because the two are worlds apart. One is the top of the league - Steelers, and the other is bottom feeders - ravens. And then you go for a stretch and try to compare us to a minor league baseball team's fanbase that doesn't even fill the stadium every day!

Well TIMMY! It looks like you've got a lot to learn and I can see why you've been relegated to a minor league paper like the Frederick News Post!

I'm finished givig your blog hits. You sir, are obviously a few fries short of a happy meal and truly are on your way out!

PS - Hey TIMMY, did you realize that Haynesworth didn't play against the Steelers in the regular season last year? He was injured - and you call yourself the greatest! :rofl: :toofunny: :rofl: :noidea:

xfl2001fan
03-26-2009, 09:49 AM
Bitter much? :flap:

But I'm with you. I could care less about his biography. Show me what you got and we'll go from there.

I like your signature too.

As for the post count...I've got 86 and it'll be right around the time Hines Ward gets a flag for knocking Ray Lewis out of a game with a legal hit even by new rules standards!!!

Bitter? What clued you in on that? LOL

I am not so big into chest-thumpers...and really not into chest-thumpers who have no just cause for being one. I try not to brag about all of the things I can do...and when I present my "skills", I try to do so in a factual manner, as opposed to the big-headedness Tim the wannabe presents things.

I think that he gets booted before the season actually starts, which is why I went with such a low number. He's got :troll: written all over himself...and that was before I read the articles you posted. Do you really believe that a self-proclaimed blogger/writer will be able to not post at least 82 more times over the next few months? I doubt he has that kind of restraint.

HometownGal
03-26-2009, 10:16 AM
Awwww - c'mon guyz. Think of him as a pinata and have a little fun poking him with the cyber stick before he's shown the door. :chuckle:

HometownGal
03-26-2009, 10:23 AM
This is our stadium not that Heinz (worst ketchup brand) stadium!

You can thump your cyber chest all you want about the Rats (remember - 6 > 1 :flap:), but when it comes to Heinz Ketchup, I have to draw the line pal. :buttkick: If it's truly the "worst ketchup brand", why is it the best selling ketchup not only in the U.S. of A, but the world? :banging:

P.S. Your blog sucks ASS. How did you ever pass second grade English? :coffee:

To the Blast Furnace this thread shall go! Have fun everyone! :wink:

fansince'76
03-26-2009, 10:49 AM
P.S. Your blog sucks ASS. How did you ever pass second grade English? :coffee:

How DARE you speak to a Legend (in his own little make believe world anyway) that way?!?!? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

By the way, "Tim," what color is the sky in your world? :toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

SteelersMongol
03-26-2009, 10:49 AM
Uh Hello Steelman16! Now that Im here its going to be a party up in here 24-7! They call me the Legend in Baltimore I even sign autographs for $19.95!!!:applaudit::applaudit:

"My daddy was a legend, & he once cauch/catch/caught bullet with his bare hands." :laughing:

xfl2001fan
03-26-2009, 10:54 AM
"My daddy was a legend, & he once cauch/catch/caught bullet with his bare hands." :laughing:

Jackie, is that you? :flap:

klick81
03-26-2009, 10:59 AM
I got a headache just reading his original post. Sounds like a douche to me. And who the hell ends every sentence with an exclamation point? Geez man.

rbryan
03-26-2009, 11:21 AM
Even people who hate the Steelers have to admit Heinz is the best ketchup.....lol

What a douche.....I'm just glad he's from Baltimore. I'd be embarrassed for him if was from the Burgh.

lilyoder6
03-26-2009, 11:26 AM
geezz.. so if anyone on here started a blog they would be famous....

where is bettisfan36 or w/e his name was that had his own blog???

HometownGal
03-26-2009, 11:44 AM
geezz.. so if anyone on here started a blog they would be famous....

where is bettisfan36 or w/e his name was that had his own blog???


Probably on one of the 2 Texans boards out there. :chuckle:

Hey Timwit - I have a question for you. May require a bit of thinking on your part, though, so it might be a tall order.

If your Uncle Jack was stuck on a roof, would you help your Uncle Jack off? :scratchchin:

Psssssst. Legend or not - if I was from Baltimoronville, I sure as hell wouldn't admit it to anyone. :horror:

Tim Lumber
03-26-2009, 12:39 PM
I'm a Cowboys fan-and decided to stay here after our 12/7 meeting last year b/c of just that...this MB has alot of class.(I also stayed on patsfans.com after I logged on with a question in 2006 for that same reason)

I have a couple of questions...

1) Do you think John Harbaugh will be in Baltimore over the long haul? Or do you think he just merely had success with Brian Billick's team?

2) What are Ozzie Newsome's plans to fill the holes on defense with the draft? Im a real newspaper columnist in baltimore(just google Tim Lumber) I have e-mailed Brian Billick 3 times in recent months! He is still a huge Ravens fan! He bought a house on Eastern shore,Md. I think Harbough(i know so) is here for long haul! Him and bischotti(owner) have become great friends! I think Ozzie already did what he needs on defense(got 2 CB's) we have 2 more linebackers(young) who they think can become stars! Usually everybody plays great with ray Lewis he can motivate players like no other! All about question! No I think Billicks offense was so stale it was reason Harbough had success! Once he opened up the pass game things went better just like we knew they would in Baltimore!

Tim Lumber
03-26-2009, 12:42 PM
Probably on one of the 2 Texans boards out there. :chuckle:

Hey Timwit - I have a question for you. May require a bit of thinking on your part, though, so it might be a tall order.

If your Uncle Jack was stuck on a roof, would you help your Uncle Jack off? :scratchchin:

Psssssst. Legend or not - if I was from Baltimoronville, I sure as hell wouldn't admit it to anyone. :horror: If my uncle Jack was on the roof I would tell him to jump! Im proud of my Baltimore roots...Im glad to see women following sports HometownGal....would you like a free autograph?

Tim Lumber
03-26-2009, 12:46 PM
Bitter? What clued you in on that? LOL

I am not so big into chest-thumpers...and really not into chest-thumpers who have no just cause for being one. I try not to brag about all of the things I can do...and when I present my "skills", I try to do so in a factual manner, as opposed to the big-headedness Tim the wannabe presents things.

I think that he gets booted before the season actually starts, which is why I went with such a low number. He's got :troll: written all over himself...and that was before I read the articles you posted. Do you really believe that a self-proclaimed blogger/writer will be able to not post at least 82 more times over the next few months? I doubt he has that kind of restraint. Hello Mr.President...I was hoping you would roll out the red carpet for my royalness! I like your site so far..I think with me here your looking at being #1...thats what I bring to the table! Nice to meet you sir! I will bring you ratings you never dreamed about! Sorry but yes Im a chest thumper...Im too good of a writer not to be!

Tim Lumber
03-26-2009, 12:47 PM
I will respond to the rest of your comments tonight after work! When you wake up you can see my responses! My answers are a better wakeup call then coffee!!

Tim Lumber
03-26-2009, 12:49 PM
How DARE you speak to a Legend (in his own little make believe world anyway) that way?!?!? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

By the way, "Tim," what color is the sky in your world? :toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:
Thank you fansince"76 ...my sky is 14 carrot gold!

revefsreleets
03-26-2009, 01:05 PM
http://m1.cdn.spikedhumor.com/1/17209_25.jpg

X-Terminator
03-26-2009, 01:49 PM
http://m1.cdn.spikedhumor.com/1/17209_25.jpg

Word.

stlrtruck
03-26-2009, 03:21 PM
http://m1.cdn.spikedhumor.com/1/17209_25.jpg

I bet her sports blog would get more hits!!!!

stlrtruck
03-26-2009, 03:22 PM
Bitter? What clued you in on that? LOL

I am not so big into chest-thumpers...and really not into chest-thumpers who have no just cause for being one. I try not to brag about all of the things I can do...and when I present my "skills", I try to do so in a factual manner, as opposed to the big-headedness Tim the wannabe presents things.

I think that he gets booted before the season actually starts, which is why I went with such a low number. He's got :troll: written all over himself...and that was before I read the articles you posted. Do you really believe that a self-proclaimed blogger/writer will be able to not post at least 82 more times over the next few months? I doubt he has that kind of restraint.

With this being in the blast furnace and being the off-season I say the :troll: gets over 100 (just in responses alone tonight) before being banned. But I'm sure by training camp he'll be packing his bags and back with his baltimoron friends.

HometownGal
03-26-2009, 09:20 PM
If my uncle Jack was on the roof I would tell him to jump! Im proud of my Baltimore roots...Im glad to see women following sports HometownGal....would you like a free autograph?

If you promised me that you'd never - ever - again write another sports article, then YES. :horror: :chuckle:

Here's another question for you.

If your nose was on strike, would you picket?

Dino 6 Rings
03-26-2009, 09:53 PM
Hello Mr.President...I was hoping you would roll out the red carpet for my royalness! I like your site so far..I think with me here your looking at being #1...thats what I bring to the table! Nice to meet you sir! I will bring you ratings you never dreamed about! Sorry but yes Im a chest thumper...Im too good of a writer not to be!

Hello Tim.

We do roll out a red carpet for your Ravens at least once a year. Its called Heinz Field and its red from the Blood your pathetic excuse for a football team leaves soaked in our grass each and every season.

Tell me Tim, do you enjoy cheering on an inferior club? Does it make you happy to know that the Ravens North Jets have the best of what your overachieving team had to offer last season?

Late at night, when you're watching NFL Network and see highlights of the Steelers or hear the Sport Illustrated Commercial "Hey Steelers Fans, You're Team Just Won the Super Bowl" do you cringe? Or is that the time when pull out that Terrible Towel that your "fans" and friends don't realize you have secretly squirreled away in your "I wish I was a Steelers fan" brown box under the bed?

Are you a masochist that enjoys cheering on a team that gets its Head Stomped on a yearly basis by a cleary Superior Team?

I'm just trying to get an understanding of the "Legend" that has decided to join us in the Blast Furnace.

stlrtruck
03-26-2009, 10:23 PM
After reading a few of his blogs, I know why it takes him so long to get off work. It takes him that long just to write a pathetic blog about how great Frederick is compared to Pittsburgh.

I'll tell ya what there TIMMY, why not head over to Darters Tavern - being a newbie you might know it better as McGurks, have a few pints, then stumble to downtown and hit a few other bars until you can no longer see. That way you'll at least have an excuse for how pathetic your blogs sound.

Here's a question for you. How do you feel knowing the ravens front office "requested" (we Steeler fans call it whined) to the NFL office not to play the Steelers on Prime Time at Heinz Field?

SteelersMongol
03-26-2009, 10:59 PM
Uh Hello Steelman16! Now that Im here its going to be a party up in here 24-7! They call me the Legend in Baltimore I even sign autographs for $19.95!!!:applaudit::applaudit:

http://fishki_net.users.photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net/3701187/83307235.jpg

Now V understand Y they call him a Legend. :wink02:

Steelman16
03-26-2009, 11:43 PM
This is the first image that comes up when you type "Tim Lumber" into a google image search:

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll144/samuelsessa/steelers-1.jpg


:chuckle:

tony hipchest
03-27-2009, 12:07 AM
i have a new title for your blog- Dumb and Lumber.

and seriously, if your really looking to make an extra $100 in baltimore, you might be better off trying to sell your booty for $19.95 as opposed to autographs. just wear purple tights and a ray ray jersey and you might reach your goal in a week (or a single night :hunch:).

Tim Lumber
03-27-2009, 12:29 AM
Hello.... Do you think that re-signing Ray Lewis, and letting the likes of Suggs and others go will hurt the Ravens next year?

Also I've been in over 8 TV commercials here in China and was a guest actor on 2 mini-series, which have been veiwed by millions..... Am I as famous as you?

On a side note. We have several regulars on this site (well respected) who are not Steeler fans. If you can deal with a bit of smack talk from some of the other members from time to time, you will do just fine here. Our Mods are fair, and most fans here enjoy a good dialog with other team's fans. Just remember this IS a Steelers board How its going Steelwall I love smack talk thats why Im here! I live for smack talk! Ravens franchised Suggs,we lost Bart Scott! Have you really been on 8 commercials in China? 2 mini-series shows? Your doing way better than me! Sign me up...Im headed to China! Is it easy for Americans to get acting gigs there?

Tim Lumber
03-27-2009, 12:32 AM
i have a new title for your blog- Dumb and Lumber.

and seriously, if your really looking to make an extra $100 in baltimore, you might be better off trying to sell your booty for $19.95 as opposed to autographs. just wear purple tights and a ray ray jersey and you might reach your goal in a week (or a single night :hunch:). Haha! I like the title...matter of fact I am going to use it on my blog next week...ok? Dumb and Lumber! I love it! I like schooling people,I have to let some of you losers know that off the bat! I dont want anyone here to cry...this is all in good fun! If I sell my booty...I will have girls wanting to pay thousands...since Im the best looking mack in Baltimore! Im the ladies man!

Tim Lumber
03-27-2009, 12:34 AM
This is the first image that comes up when you type "Tim Lumber" into a google image search:

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll144/samuelsessa/steelers-1.jpg


:chuckle: I love the Ravens but I hate that sorry mark clayton he got blasted on that play...I wish Clayton would get released from Ravens!

Tim Lumber
03-27-2009, 12:35 AM
http://fishki_net.users.photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net/3701187/83307235.jpg

Now V understand Y they call him a Legend. :wink02: Who is this a picture of...Davey Crockett? Are we at the Alamo or Steelers Fever?

Tim Lumber
03-27-2009, 12:37 AM
After reading a few of his blogs, I know why it takes him so long to get off work. It takes him that long just to write a pathetic blog about how great Frederick is compared to Pittsburgh.

I'll tell ya what there TIMMY, why not head over to Darters Tavern - being a newbie you might know it better as McGurks, have a few pints, then stumble to downtown and hit a few other bars until you can no longer see. That way you'll at least have an excuse for how pathetic your blogs sound.

Here's a question for you. How do you feel knowing the ravens front office "requested" (we Steeler fans call it whined) to the NFL office not to play the Steelers on Prime Time at Heinz Field? HOW DO YOU FEEL THAT YOUR HEAD COACH RECENTLY ADMITTED HE THINKS THE RAVENS ARE THE FAVORITES TO WIN THE DIVISION THIS YEAR? THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST RAVENS TEAM EVER! HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT? DO YOU DRINK A LOT? ARE YOU KNOWN AS THE NEIGHBORHOOD DRUNK?

Tim Lumber
03-27-2009, 12:40 AM
If you promised me that you'd never - ever - again write another sports article, then YES. :horror: :chuckle:

Here's another question for you.

If your nose was on strike, would you picket? I have a big nose...no joke! People call me pickle nose...if my nose went on strike I would be a happy camper! I write world class articles babe! I sign autographs...

Tim Lumber
03-27-2009, 12:44 AM
Hello Tim.

We do roll out a red carpet for your Ravens at least once a year. Its called Heinz Field and its red from the Blood your pathetic excuse for a football team leaves soaked in our grass each and every season.

Tell me Tim, do you enjoy cheering on an inferior club? Does it make you happy to know that the Ravens North Jets have the best of what your overachieving team had to offer last season?

Late at night, when you're watching NFL Network and see highlights of the Steelers or hear the Sport Illustrated Commercial "Hey Steelers Fans, You're Team Just Won the Super Bowl" do you cringe? Or is that the time when pull out that Terrible Towel that your "fans" and friends don't realize you have secretly squirreled away in your "I wish I was a Steelers fan" brown box under the bed?

Are you a masochist that enjoys cheering on a team that gets its Head Stomped on a yearly basis by a cleary Superior Team?

I'm just trying to get an understanding of the "Legend" that has decided to join us in the Blast Furnace. I am the Blaster here! Put on your safety goggles and helmet things are about to get physical! I like the blood carpet quote! But even your coach thinks the Ravens are favorites to win the division this year.....WHAT ELSE DO I NEED TO SAY BUT YOUR STEELERS WILL BE THE ONES GETTING STOMPED THIS SEASON!

Tim Lumber
03-27-2009, 12:50 AM
Haha kind of poor grammar in that post for a writer, eh? :flap:

Just kidding, I took journalism for a few years so I'm really strict about grammar lol.

How is Dominique Foxworth fitting in with the Ravens? Hey Shut Down! Actually Im known for poor grammar...its like my trademark....my editor gets mad at me! Everything I write they need to re-edit it! I think Foxworth is going to be greater with the Ravens! Remember Duane Starks CB? He was like Foxworth short and fast! After Starks left he was a average CB! Our defense is good at blitzing making a fast CB better! Look how much better Fabian Washington was after Ravens oicked him up! Ray Lewis can motivate players like no-one else in the NFL can!

Tim Lumber
03-27-2009, 12:54 AM
I got a headache just reading his original post. Sounds like a douche to me. And who the hell ends every sentence with an exclamation point? Geez man. Its my trademark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tim Lumber
03-27-2009, 12:58 AM
http://m1.cdn.spikedhumor.com/1/17209_25.jpg NICE PHOTO revefsreleets! What does your name stand for? Are you a Earth-ling? Are you a human or alien? Nice to meet you pal!

Tim Lumber
03-27-2009, 01:00 AM
Its Time to open up the trash can Ladies! Now that we all met...its Game Time! Is trash talking time!!! Lets have some fun!

Steelman16
03-27-2009, 01:18 AM
HOW DO YOU FEEL THAT YOUR HEAD COACH RECENTLY ADMITTED HE THINKS THE RAVENS ARE THE FAVORITES TO WIN THE DIVISION THIS YEAR? THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST RAVENS TEAM EVER! HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT? DO YOU DRINK A LOT? ARE YOU KNOWN AS THE NEIGHBORHOOD DRUNK?

Link? :link:

Before you start spewing, it's best to back up your facts with actual facts. Otherwise the general interest in educated debate is completely lost.

I have a big nose...no joke! People call me pickle nose...if my nose went on strike I would be a happy camper! I write world class articles babe! I sign autographs...

Methinks he's now bitten more than he can chew. :chuckle:

tony hipchest
03-27-2009, 01:21 AM
:toofunny:

i can see where you could try and twist "dumb and lumber " into your favor.

of course that was before i figured you would be such a persistant lil' fuk. :laughing:

youre writing is lame. you may be a hit in baltimore but on SF you aint shit.

just remember that as you reflect on the 3 heartbreaking, jaw stomping defeats the steelers served your ass last season.

the nfl even instituted rules to help prevent us from kicking your ass so bad.

doesnt matter though... we will take the penalties and still kick your ass.

tell the baltimorons that in your blog. :smile:

MACH1
03-27-2009, 01:23 AM
http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p375/Riggo44hof/CryingRavensFan.jpg?t=1238131308

stlrtruck
03-27-2009, 03:17 AM
HOW DO YOU FEEL THAT YOUR HEAD COACH RECENTLY ADMITTED HE THINKS THE RAVENS ARE THE FAVORITES TO WIN THE DIVISION THIS YEAR? THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST RAVENS TEAM EVER! HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT? DO YOU DRINK A LOT? ARE YOU KNOWN AS THE NEIGHBORHOOD DRUNK?

Wow, did I hit a nerve TIMMAH? What did I do to deserve all CAPS? Well, first I'll answer your questions and then I'll continue to prove that the only thing you are the greatest at is being a :troll:

It doesn't bother me one bit that Tomlin picked the ratbirds to win the division. Especially considering last year he said it was the browns and he explained that he would never pick his team. For being the greatest you really suck at this game.

Best ravens team ever? Compared to what stat, their first year in the league as the ravens? Really, what c0cktail do you drink that brings such delusions of grandeur?

No, I rarely drink.

Now back to you my lame blog reporter. Why no comment on the Haynesworth statement you made in your blog? Why no response to my question about your team's FO acting like a bunch of pu$$ies? Again, for being the greatest - your smack talk sucks hind arse!

And I want you to do me a favor come football season. I want you to go down on East St in Frederick and I want you to enter Krug's. Then I want you report what you see there. Hell, let me save the place your stench - it's a STEELERS BAR in ratbird territory. Matter fact, please tell me why just a few miles from the stadium is the HQ of the Steelers Fan Club? Now on another weekend take that 4 hour drive up 70 and go into Pittsburgh and then find me one, just one ravens bar? You see TIMMY, there are few ravens fans outside baltimoron, but when we say STEELERS NATION, it's for a very good reason.

I almost feel sorry for you TIMMAH the :troll:, almost!

And btw, you're responses weren't like coffee, but they did help me get back to sleep. :toofunny:

I'm waiting for you to post something good :popcorn:

stlrtruck
03-27-2009, 03:19 AM
Im too good of a writer not to be!

I'm going to let you in on a little secret....

:laughing:

:sofunny:

:rofl:

:toofunny:

YOUR WRITING SUCKS!!!!

TIMMAH!!!

stlrtruck
03-27-2009, 03:25 AM
Im a real newspaper columnist in baltimore

Sorry there TIMMAH, but the Frederick News post is just a newspaper, not a real one!!!

stlrtruck
03-27-2009, 07:35 AM
TIMMAH, where's my answers?

I thought you were answering questions?

Come on TIMMAH!!!

:sign02: :sign01:





Did I mention your articles are like a Hoover vacuum and the bungles (see 1492 thread)....

they suck :toofunny:

lilyoder6
03-27-2009, 08:24 AM
hahaha...

timmah
what do u actually do at work??? i would think that a lil blog wouldn't take all day

Dino 6 Rings
03-27-2009, 08:30 AM
I am the Blaster here! Put on your safety goggles and helmet things are about to get physical! I like the blood carpet quote! But even your coach thinks the Ravens are favorites to win the division this year.....WHAT ELSE DO I NEED TO SAY BUT YOUR STEELERS WILL BE THE ONES GETTING STOMPED THIS SEASON!

I don't need safety goggles for the likes of you. I'm sure you already have your helmet on as you sit and type away on your precious little dell laptop in your dark office while toggling between this site and animal porn.

Of coarse my coach said that. He isn't going to give your sissy girls any quotes to cut out of the paper, or maybe even your blog and tape to their lockers.

But here is something you can put in your blog, I'll allow you to borrow this line:

"The Steelers do not Fear the Ravens. The Steelers welcome the chance to play them 3 times a year because it gives the Steelers the opportunity to prove over and over again that Pittsburgh is far superior to Baltimore. We Enjoy Kicking your Ass on a yearly Basis."

There Use that. So your Sally team can cut that out and put it in their Scrap Book.

stlrtruck
03-27-2009, 09:25 AM
I don't need safety goggles for the likes of you. I'm sure you already have your helmet on as you sit and type away on your precious little dell laptop in your dark office while toggling between this site and animal porn.

Of coarse my coach said that. He isn't going to give your sissy girls any quotes to cut out of the paper, or maybe even your blog and tape to their lockers.

But here is something you can put in your blog, I'll allow you to borrow this line:

"The Steelers do not Fear the Ravens. The Steelers welcome the chance to play them 3 times a year because it gives the Steelers the opportunity to prove over and over again that Pittsburgh is far superior to Baltimore. We Enjoy Kicking your Ass on a yearly Basis."

There Use that. So your Sally team can cut that out and put it in their Scrap Book.

I think the pressure is getting to TIMMAH!!!! :toofunny:

HometownGal
03-27-2009, 09:29 AM
I have a big nose...no joke! People call me pickle nose...if my nose went on strike I would be a happy camper! I write world class articles babe! I sign autographs...

Well, with the size of that melon sitting on top of your shoulders, me thinks you've earned the nickname PICKLEHEAD too, schnookums.

revefsreleets
03-27-2009, 12:01 PM
HOW DO YOU FEEL THAT YOUR HEAD COACH RECENTLY ADMITTED HE THINKS THE RAVENS ARE THE FAVORITES TO WIN THE DIVISION THIS YEAR? THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST RAVENS TEAM EVER! HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT? DO YOU DRINK A LOT? ARE YOU KNOWN AS THE NEIGHBORHOOD DRUNK?

It makes ME feel great! Tomlin picking your team is the kiss of death.

Last year he picked the Browns. How'd that work out for them.

If it makes you feel better, I think the Ratbirds will win more than 5 games this year, though, so it won't be as bad as it was for Cleveland. I have the Rats at 8-8.

Dino 6 Rings
03-27-2009, 12:02 PM
I think the pressure is getting to TIMMAH!!!! :toofunny:

Poor Tim...I was hoping to really have fun with the misguided fool, but alas, it turns out, he can't handle the Furnace.

revefsreleets
03-27-2009, 12:21 PM
I think he'll hang, actually. He seems rather happy, like any attention of any kind he gets is good and better than being ignored. He's like a retarded kid who'd rather get made fun of than left alone, and is overjoyed that at least someone is paying attention to him.

Let's face it, this kid ain't the sharpest pencil in the box...he probably can't even tell the difference.

fansince'76
03-27-2009, 12:47 PM
I'm sure you already have your helmet on as you sit and type away on your precious little dell laptop in your dark office....

Yep, the mental picture I'm getting of "Tim" is getting clearer and clearer....

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb136/garyb12001/crank_yankers_yay-737929.jpg

Hey, "Tim!" I got mail! YAAAAAYYYYYY! Do you got mail?

Steelman16
03-27-2009, 12:56 PM
Ok, Timothius, let's have some facts for lunch, shall we?

They won 11 games last year with a rookie coach and a rookie quarterback,” Tomlin said Tuesday at the league meetings. “They have a good football team. They have a great defense; they have a quarterback who proved he’s their quarterback of the future. You have to respect that.”

Tomlin only said we have to respect them. NOT they're gonna win the division and kick our butts. Stupid morons will take anything as hope to win the division. :toofunny:

revefsreleets
03-27-2009, 01:14 PM
I think Tim might actually be Corky from "Life Goes On"

http://www.performabilities.org/Chris%20Burke03a.jpg

lilyoder6
03-27-2009, 01:44 PM
I think Tim might actually be Corky from "Life Goes On"

http://www.performabilities.org/Chris%20Burke03a.jpg

thats priceless

HometownGal
03-27-2009, 02:25 PM
It's OK little Timwit. There, there.

http://doroteos2.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/dunce-cap.jpg

stlrtruck
03-27-2009, 02:45 PM
Let's face it, this kid ain't the sharpest pencil in the box...he probably can't even tell the difference.

Especially since he's writing with crayons!!

stlrtruck
03-27-2009, 03:41 PM
Where's your smack talk TIMMAH?! Come on TIMMAH! Answer my questions TIMMAH! You are suppose to be the greatest TIMMAH!

TIMMAH!? Come on Timmah!







I guess he won't be around that long afterall!


Heavenly Father, today we lay to rest TIMMAH! He started off well but somehow couldn't hang with the big boys in the Blast Furnace. I apologize and repent for the forums behavior and while I tried to show restraint and mercy, I could resist not! But he is a ravens fan Lord, and I only pray for my forgiveness for taking advantage of someone who clearly wasn't ready for the heat on Steelers Fever nor the glory that is STEELERS NATION!

Steelman16
03-27-2009, 04:38 PM
Mommy hasn't given him permission for his hour of computer time yet. :toofunny:

Muppet13
03-27-2009, 04:44 PM
:blah::noidea::blah::noidea::noidea::noidea::blah: :noidea::blah::noidea::blah:

MACH1
03-27-2009, 04:52 PM
Here ya go tiny timmy, got you a new box of writin' sticks.

http://www.thegreengirls.com/blog/image.axd?picture=Brokencrayons-main_Full.jpg

PisnNapalm
03-27-2009, 04:56 PM
They call me the Greatest Writing Show on Earth in Baltimore! Now its time for my questions! This is my press-conference!

That's nice.... Go get me some water...

Muppet13
03-27-2009, 04:58 PM
Here ya go tiny timmy, got you a new box of writin' sticks.

http://www.thegreengirls.com/blog/image.axd?picture=Brokencrayons-main_Full.jpg

Nice!!

stlrtruck
03-27-2009, 05:53 PM
This is my press-conference!

Hey, your press-conference sucks. You've barely answered any questions, you've completely failed on the "SMACK TALK" you promised.

If you can't take it now TIMMAH, then I've got news for you - it only gets harder during the regular season!

So long :troll: TIMMAH!!! :wave:

St33lersguy
03-27-2009, 06:03 PM
Yo has Ray Lewis murdered anyone lately

stlrtruck
03-27-2009, 06:47 PM
Yo has Ray Lewis murdered anyone lately

Maybe Ray Ray couldn't stand this guys blogs either :toofunny:

devilsdancefloor
03-27-2009, 08:10 PM
Oh this is great!! i needed a laugh after this long week!

Dino 6 Rings
03-27-2009, 11:35 PM
Where is Tim? I was for sure he'd be back on this Forum tonight blowing his own horn telling me how awesome it is that he "blogs" as a Citizen Blogger for the Frederick News Post.

I mean really, its funny that you come on here, blast, we google you, one person even calls you out for plagerism, and I thrash your team with some very sweet insults that you actually compliment. You must have realized your were in over your head and scampered away like a scared little mouse.

I'm almost saddened by your lackluster attempt of smack talk.

Tim Lumber
03-28-2009, 01:11 AM
I don't need safety goggles for the likes of you. I'm sure you already have your helmet on as you sit and type away on your precious little dell laptop in your dark office while toggling between this site and animal porn.

Of coarse my coach said that. He isn't going to give your sissy girls any quotes to cut out of the paper, or maybe even your blog and tape to their lockers.

But here is something you can put in your blog, I'll allow you to borrow this line:

"The Steelers do not Fear the Ravens. The Steelers welcome the chance to play them 3 times a year because it gives the Steelers the opportunity to prove over and over again that Pittsburgh is far superior to Baltimore. We Enjoy Kicking your Ass on a yearly Basis."

There Use that. So your Sally team can cut that out and put it in their Scrap Book. I will use that quote in this coming weeks blog! I will use butts instead of ass! I dont think your little wussy Steelers can beat us this year! I also work in a factory! I live in Baltimore...not Frederick...I just write for them...I was fired from the Baltimore Sun a few months ago for talking to much trash...hope that answers your questions there BUCKTOOTH! My goal in life is to destroy the Steel Nation!

Tim Lumber
03-28-2009, 01:13 AM
Everyone meet Baltimore's Legend Tim Lumber!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8AQUw1IaBPI/R9qlE2yXW4I/AAAAAAAACzs/H0LDTLezRwU/s320/blair1.jpg Funny picture smokin3000! Who is it a picture of? If I was that UGLY i would hang myself! Is this your mug shot?

Tim Lumber
03-28-2009, 01:16 AM
Oh this is great!! i needed a laugh after this long week! Haha! Laughing and trash talking ...go hand in hand! Just like girls and whiskey! I can do it Jacky! From jokes to trash talk...thats why I call myself...THE GREATEST WRITING SHOW ON EARTH!!!!

Tim Lumber
03-28-2009, 01:19 AM
Where's your smack talk TIMMAH?! Come on TIMMAH! Answer my questions TIMMAH! You are suppose to be the greatest TIMMAH!

TIMMAH!? Come on Timmah!







I guess he won't be around that long afterall!


Heavenly Father, today we lay to rest TIMMAH! He started off well but somehow couldn't hang with the big boys in the Blast Furnace. I apologize and repent for the forums behavior and while I tried to show restraint and mercy, I could resist not! But he is a ravens fan Lord, and I only pray for my forgiveness for taking advantage of someone who clearly wasn't ready for the heat on Steelers Fever nor the glory that is STEELERS NATION! Im like a GENIE in a Bottle! Whats your question bucky dent? I keep hearing answer my question...speak up there...whats your question so I can answer it? I am a writing God!

Tim Lumber
03-28-2009, 01:20 AM
Here ya go tiny timmy, got you a new box of writin' sticks.

http://www.thegreengirls.com/blog/image.axd?picture=Brokencrayons-main_Full.jpg Thank you Pal! Make sure you include a 14K crayon in there...this legend only writes in Gold!

Tim Lumber
03-28-2009, 01:25 AM
That's nice.... Go get me some water... Hello Mr.Owner...PisnNapalm! Im here to bring you ratings Jack! I was suspended by that other stupid Steeler site(screw em) Im here to make you #1...I see you have real Men and Women here...they dont cry like the other site! Im happy to be here...Are you going to roll out the red carpet for me?

Tim Lumber
03-28-2009, 01:27 AM
Yo has Ray Lewis murdered anyone lately Yeah your #1 Draft Pick RB Rashall Mendan...

Tim Lumber
03-28-2009, 01:29 AM
Maybe Ray Ray couldn't stand this guys blogs either :toofunny: Actually(no joke) former Raven coach Brian Billick is a big fan of mine! I have his e-mail and phone#!!

Tim Lumber
03-28-2009, 01:30 AM
Poor Tim...I was hoping to really have fun with the misguided fool, but alas, it turns out, he can't handle the Furnace. Im having fun here! I work from 3pm-11pm thats why you didnt see no comments...Im a night owl..Hoot...hoot...hooters!!

Tim Lumber
03-28-2009, 01:33 AM
I think he'll hang, actually. He seems rather happy, like any attention of any kind he gets is good and better than being ignored. He's like a retarded kid who'd rather get made fun of than left alone, and is overjoyed that at least someone is paying attention to him.

Let's face it, this kid ain't the sharpest pencil in the box...he probably can't even tell the difference. I hang! I love talking trash more than writing columns in Maryland! I get fired from writing jobs because I love talking trash that much! REVEFSRELEETS is that your picture? Are you from Earth?

Tim Lumber
03-28-2009, 01:34 AM
Yep, the mental picture I'm getting of "Tim" is getting clearer and clearer....

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb136/garyb12001/crank_yankers_yay-737929.jpg

Hey, "Tim!" I got mail! YAAAAAYYYYYY! Do you got mail? Thats a picture from my birthday party....YYYEEEYYYYY!!!

Tim Lumber
03-28-2009, 01:37 AM
Ok, Timothius, let's have some facts for lunch, shall we?



Tomlin only said we have to respect them. NOT they're gonna win the division and kick our butts. Stupid morons will take anything as hope to win the division. :toofunny: Re-read the article--he picks the Ravens as the favorites to win the division...Im telling you's this years team is going to bust you's up bad! Yous wont even be able to compete with this years Raven team!

Tim Lumber
03-28-2009, 01:39 AM
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x313/smokin3000gt/CAPlock.jpg

You number 1 writer you... Haha...good one!

Tim Lumber
03-28-2009, 01:40 AM
I think Tim might actually be Corky from "Life Goes On"

http://www.performabilities.org/Chris%20Burke03a.jpg I wish I had the RETARDS money$$$$$!!!

Tim Lumber
03-28-2009, 01:43 AM
I'm going to let you in on a little secret....

:laughing:

:sofunny:

:rofl:

:toofunny:

YOUR WRITING SUCKS!!!!

TIMMAH!!! How does it suck? I heard the Steelers Chearleaders do though...hahahahahahahahahaha!

Tim Lumber
03-28-2009, 01:45 AM
hahaha...

timmah
what do u actually do at work??? i would think that a lil blog wouldn't take all day I actually write from home! I work in a factory from 3pm-11pm in Baltimore! Thats why I didnt comment back as fast...I comment in the wee hours of night! Are you really the creepy guy at your job?

Tim Lumber
03-28-2009, 01:48 AM
I don't need safety goggles for the likes of you. I'm sure you already have your helmet on as you sit and type away on your precious little dell laptop in your dark office while toggling between this site and animal porn.

Of coarse my coach said that. He isn't going to give your sissy girls any quotes to cut out of the paper, or maybe even your blog and tape to their lockers.

But here is something you can put in your blog, I'll allow you to borrow this line:

"The Steelers do not Fear the Ravens. The Steelers welcome the chance to play them 3 times a year because it gives the Steelers the opportunity to prove over and over again that Pittsburgh is far superior to Baltimore. We Enjoy Kicking your Ass on a yearly Basis."

There Use that. So your Sally team can cut that out and put it in their Scrap Book. I was born to talk trash.I do have a Dell laptop..im on one now!

Tim Lumber
03-28-2009, 01:51 AM
Well, with the size of that melon sitting on top of your shoulders, me thinks you've earned the nickname PICKLEHEAD too, schnookums. NO JOKE...my brother in law calls me PickleNose! My mug-shot is on my blog in Frederick News Post...the world needs more girls in sports like you hometownGal....do you like talking trash? If so...lets DEBATE...

Tim Lumber
03-28-2009, 01:54 AM
It makes ME feel great! Tomlin picking your team is the kiss of death.

Last year he picked the Browns. How'd that work out for them.

If it makes you feel better, I think the Ratbirds will win more than 5 games this year, though, so it won't be as bad as it was for Cleveland. I have the Rats at 8-8.
Are you a Reptilian? The Ravens win the Super Bowl this season...I am a professional columnist...I pick-em as I see-em Reptilian Man!

Tim Lumber
03-28-2009, 01:56 AM
Link? :link:

Before you start spewing, it's best to back up your facts with actual facts. Otherwise the general interest in educated debate is completely lost.



Methinks he's now bitten more than he can chew. :chuckle: I AM THE BIG DOG HERE! YOU FOOLS HAVE BITTEN OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW! IM FEELING LIKE SCHOOLING SOME FOOLS...RUFF...RUFF...RUFF..RUFF!!!!

MACH1
03-28-2009, 02:13 AM
Thank you Pal! Make sure you include a 14K crayon in there...this legend only writes in Gold!

The only gold your worth is...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g2G9XZSAzPY/Re5zJf-HhgI/AAAAAAAAAko/UfmYbVHvUWk/s400/Godu2.jpg

steelwall
03-28-2009, 02:48 AM
Have you really been on 8 commercials in China? 2 mini-series shows? Your doing way better than me! Sign me up...Im headed to China! Is it easy for Americans to get acting gigs there?

Yes I have....as for your other question it depends on your acting skills, and how you look.

steelwall
03-28-2009, 02:52 AM
Funny picture smokin3000! Who is it a picture of? If I was that UGLY i would hang myself! Is this your mug shot?


Are you serious? Thats Toney Blair...know who that is...he's pretty famous too... Not to mention his name is right there on the bottom of the photo:doh:

HometownGal
03-28-2009, 07:47 AM
NO JOKE...my brother in law calls me PickleNose! My mug-shot is on my blog in Frederick News Post...the world needs more girls in sports like you hometownGal....do you like talking trash? If so...lets DEBATE...

Nice mug shot there, Timwit.


http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:Zk063twi7Fxt7M:http://www.enquirer.com/editions/2001/05/06/melonhead.jpg

revefsreleets
03-28-2009, 10:09 AM
Are you a Reptilian? The Ravens win the Super Bowl this season...I am a professional columnist...I pick-em as I see-em Reptilian Man!

The Rats win the Super Bowl?

Bwahahahahahaha!

They have a rookie QB who will slump, ala Derek Anderson (although I think Flacco won't fall off as far). Brown for Birk was an okay trade, but that offense was no grteat shakes anyway. The defense lost several key players Leonhart, Scott, Rolle and McCallister), and is basically being retooled (Ray is done. He's old and slow and they wildly overpaid to keep him). They'll be mediocre next year...bank it.

Muppet13
03-28-2009, 10:32 AM
How does it suck? I heard the Steelers Chearleaders do though...hahahahahahahahahaha!

There haven't been Steelers cheerleaders for years. We don't need cheerleaders. We don't have to pay people to be fans like other teams have to.

Dino 6 Rings
03-28-2009, 10:56 AM
I was born to talk trash.I do have a Dell laptop..im on one now!

Yeah, I know you have a Dell Laptop, hence the reference. It was plainly obvious that you weren't posting from an Office. That would have required someone to have actually hired you, and that clearly isn't the case.

As for a question, here's one.

When the Baltimore Boy Cheerleaders make appearances, do you show up in drag or just wear your factory gear?

http://preview.baltimoreravens.com/~/media/39377A58AC1940DBA9ECACFDE22081DA.ashx

stlrtruck
03-28-2009, 10:58 AM
Im like a GENIE in a Bottle! Whats your question bucky dent? I keep hearing answer my question...speak up there...whats your question so I can answer it? I am a writing God!

This statement right proves that you have very little comprehension skills. I asked you a few questions back on the first few pages of this thread and yet you tried to deflect them by asking how I felt about Tomlin picking the ravens to win the division.

Which, BTW, has been answered to the fact that his first year he stated he would never pick the Steelers to win the division. If you recall history, even last year he picked the browns to win the division. This year it's the ravens.

Page 4 of this thread:
Here's a question for you. How do you feel knowing the ravens front office "requested" (we Steeler fans call it whined) to the NFL office not to play the Steelers on Prime Time at Heinz Field?

And here's a few more questions there Mr. Know It All :toofunny:

1) How does it feel telling people how bad Haynesworth destroyed the Steelers last year when he didn't even play against us?

2) What's your excuse for using a photograph from France and proclaiming it to be 3-Rivers (which btw, isn't called three rivers - that was the stadium - you do realize that each river has a name)? BTW, anyone who has been near those 3 rivers would be able to tell you that it wasn't any of those 3 rivers in, near, or around Pittsburgh simply by the reflection of the foliage. That would have to be well upstream or downstream - but I would expect anyone from baltimore, claiming frederick to be a better city to comprehend that. It would be the same as claiming the Potomac has great white water rapids and then showing a picture of the Shenandoah - yeah skippy you've bit off more than you can chew!!!

3) Where's your smack talk? All I've seen in here is a bunch of kindergarten gibberish from you! Come on Timmah, you introduced yourself as the greatest and all you've proven is that any jack-wad can get hired by a second rate paper to write a blog that is full of lies and bad information.

4) How do you explain a STEELERS fan club well developed within the ravens nest but yet barely a chirp out of the ravens fans outside of the baltimore/dc area?

5) Are you trying to impress us with this quote Actually(no joke) former Raven coach Brian Billick is a big fan of mine! I have his e-mail and phone#!!, because really, we could care less if you shack up with BB. He's a former ratbird coach - whoop-de-do!!! If it makes you feel better, I have phone numbers and emails to people in the Phillies front office. Wow, TIMMAH, you've resorted to name dropping on names STEELER NATION could care less about. Impressive - NOT!

6) I ask again what crack pipe are you smoking from to believe this Im telling you's this years team is going to bust you's up bad! Yous wont even be able to compete with this years Raven team!? Your team, although having a much better QB than years past, lost part of their defense and players that have helpd protect ray-ray from being blocked before he could pile on the mound to get credit for a tackle he didn't deserve! While I can appreciate your enthusiasm as a ratbird fan, it's sort of like the browns, "THIS IS OUR YEAR!" chant this time of year. It only lasts until the first game of the season. When reality hits the only thing you'll be able to do is come back here with your tail between your legs explaining how great the STEELERS are and how pathetic you and ratbird county and all their fans truly are!

7) I heard the Steelers Chearleaders do though You do realize that the Steelers don't have cheerleaders? You do realize that the ratbirds maintain a fresh rainbow coalition of male cheerleaders though right - so maybe those are the ones you've learned suck?

8) This proclamation I AM THE BIG DOG HERE! YOU FOOLS HAVE BITTEN OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW! IM FEELING LIKE SCHOOLING SOME FOOLS...RUFF...RUFF...RUFF..RUFF!!!! is the biggest joke since the 1492 thread. The only thing you've done since you've been here is whimpered and whined like Ray Lewis about Holmes' catch. Get over yourself you media baltimoron. Your writing sucks, you suck, the ratbirds suck, and the only schooling your going to see is the one that rolled over top of you by STEELERS NATION! I refuse to have a battle of smack talk with someone who obviously doesn't understand how to do it.

Well there you go TIMMAH, let's see if your comprehension skills have picked up since your last reading of the post.

I'm sure ravens fans would be embarrassed to see you out here like this attempting to represent them. I wish the native ravens fans would step up and voice their opinion about your thread as well as your blog and your articles in the baltimore sun. Then we can see how great you really aren't!!!

Let's go TIMMAH
:duel: :poke: :boxing: :finger: :buttkick: :chair: :bash:

And btw:

:sign02: :sign01: :champs:

Dino 6 Rings
03-28-2009, 10:59 AM
I AM THE BIG DOG HERE! YOU FOOLS HAVE BITTEN OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW! IM FEELING LIKE SCHOOLING SOME FOOLS...RUFF...RUFF...RUFF..RUFF!!!!

Clearly you are avoiding debating me. Set the time and place Pickle Dick and I'll be more than happy to show up and explain to you how 6 is greater than 1. That two Super Bowl MVP Wide Receivers are greater than 0, and how a 2 time Superbowl Winning QB is better than a Div II Rookie QB that choked in the biggest game of his life and threw the game losing INT to the Best Safety in the game.

lilyoder6
03-28-2009, 12:12 PM
I actually write from home! I work in a factory from 3pm-11pm in Baltimore! Thats why I didnt comment back as fast...I comment in the wee hours of night! Are you really the creepy guy at your job?

i'm guessing that u don't listen to dane cook.. it's from one of his skits..

and since u keep getting fired, i don't think it's b/c of the trash-talking.. it's b/c that u are the creepy guy at work

devilsdancefloor
03-28-2009, 12:30 PM
Wow theymake bmore legends work at a factory! and your famous ... ha ha ha maybe in your own mind you are.

stlrtruck
03-28-2009, 12:31 PM
First off.. In this high-tech society we have whats called 'multi-quote'. You are able to quote more then one message at a time so it doesn't take two pages of one liners to respond. On the bottom right hand corner of the post you'll see "MQ". Click MQ on all the post you want to quote. When you're done click REPLY and it will quote every thread.

Second... you have done nothing here but spout off playground smack talk. I wouldn't even tell people I was a writer with the 'smack' you bring. You say this is the year of the ravens.. I am interested to know why you think that losing a big part of your defense. Explain your smack. You're going to end up banned once everyone gets sick of your chest thumping, with no facts or insight. You live in baltimore, so give us the low down on whats going on with your team, and why you think it will be enough to do better then 0-3?

We have members from the browns, the ravens, patriots and bungles that have respect here because they talk football, not meaningless, factless sheit. BTW HometownGal will chew you up and spit you out in a football debate, as would our fellow post profanityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityfilterprofa nityfilterprofanityfilter (:wink02:) who is also a lady. So be careful what you wish for.

We welcome fans from other teams but you are going to wear out your welcome here very quickly unless your post start having a little bit of substance to 'em.

With that being said, let's start over.

WHY do you think the ravens are going to school the steelers this year? (please note because 'we are bad ass' isn't a valid answer)


Dang it Smokin3000GT, if you start giving him pointers on how to do this, it's going to take the fun away.

But somehow I doubt he'll be able to comprehend what you said. So at least it will be fun and take away from the boredom of the off-season!!

devilsdancefloor
03-28-2009, 12:38 PM
Dang it Smokin3000GT, if you start giving him pointers on how to do this, it's going to take the fun away.
But somehow I doubt he'll be able to comprehend what you said. So at least it will be fun and take away from the boredom of the off-season!!

Well i think it is no fun to poke at the slow or challenged people. Maybe smokin was just feeling bad and decided to give out a helping hand?

touchdownward
03-28-2009, 04:37 PM
Hey I'm famous too. I'm on every grocery store shelf and millions of kitchen pantries all over the U.S. :chuckle:

Galax Steeler
03-28-2009, 05:30 PM
Hey I'm famous too. I'm on every grocery store shelf and millions of kitchen pantries all over the U.S. :chuckle:

I think you are a hell of alot more famous then Tim Dumber will ever be.

Ooops sorry I missed spelled the last name.:chuckle:

HometownGal
03-28-2009, 05:44 PM
and since u keep getting fired, i don't think it's b/c of the trash-talking.. it's b/c that u are the creepy guy at work

Nahhhh. It's because his blogs suck moose peepee.

stlrtruck
03-28-2009, 05:55 PM
TIMMAH, where you at? Where's the answers to my question you famour sports writer you :toofunny:

Seriously, you have stepped in to the wrong forum!!


Ok I think the new internet bet should be how soon before TIMMAH removes himself from Steelers Fever never to be heard of again?

Galax Steeler
03-28-2009, 06:36 PM
TIMMAH, where you at? Where's the answers to my question you famour sports writer you :toofunny:



He can't be famous because Baltimore has never had nothing famous to come from there.:rofl:

steelwall
03-28-2009, 10:38 PM
Yeah, I know you have a Dell Laptop, hence the reference. It was plainly obvious that you weren't posting from an Office. That would have required someone to have actually hired you, and that clearly isn't the case.

As for a question, here's one.

When the Baltimore Boy Cheerleaders make appearances, do you show up in drag or just wear your factory gear?

http://preview.baltimoreravens.com/~/media/39377A58AC1940DBA9ECACFDE22081DA.ashx

:doh: man that is just wrong... What the F'n hell is an NFL team doing with a bunch of male cheerleader..... Thank you dad for making me into a Steelers fan, so I don't have to ever worry about an imbarrassment like this.

stlrtruck
03-28-2009, 11:56 PM
Has anyone else noticed that all TIMMAH is doing is pimping his blogs and the fact that any reference to his inability to communicate in a comprehensible manner or talk smack or bring anything relevant to the table causes him to deflect and disappear?

Could he be that he's tired of being shown up and that he'll ban himself just for the sake of not having to go through this embarrassment anymore?

devilsdancefloor
03-29-2009, 12:16 AM
:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:


http://img18.picoodle.com/img/img18/3/3/28/gumby12001/f_2002642823m_000347b.jpg

Timmah!
Timmah livin' a lie!
YAH!
Eh Timmah!
And the Lords of the Underworld
Darkness fills my heart with pain
Timmah!
And when girls start to sleep with girls
His love will rise again!
Timmah! Livin a lie!
A buh buh buh!
Yeah! OH!
Timmah...
And the Lords of the Underworld!
Darkness fills my heart with pain
And when girls start to sleep with girls
Timmah livin a lie!
I pledge allegiance to the flag....
To the United States of...
Timaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
TIMMAH!
Timmah livin a lie!
And the Lords of the Underworld
Darkness fills my heart with pain
And when girls start to sleep with girls
Timmah! Timmah timmah timmaah timaaaaaaaaaaaaaah TIMMAH!

BrandonCarr39
03-29-2009, 12:55 AM
Im a real newspaper columnist in baltimore(just google Tim Lumber) I have e-mailed Brian Billick 3 times in recent months! He is still a huge Ravens fan! He bought a house on Eastern shore,Md. I think Harbough(i know so) is here for long haul! Him and bischotti(owner) have become great friends! I think Ozzie already did what he needs on defense(got 2 CB's) we have 2 more linebackers(young) who they think can become stars! Usually everybody plays great with ray Lewis he can motivate players like no other! All about question! No I think Billicks offense was so stale it was reason Harbough had success! Once he opened up the pass game things went better just like we knew they would in Baltimore!

You want to hear something funny? Over on our board, every now and then, we keep having discussions over "Why didn't we draft Ed Reed instead of SS Roy Williams?". Of course, SS Roy is notorious for his horrendous coverage skills, despite being a top 10 pick in the '02 draft. Not sure if Reed would have thrived under our system, b/c in all fairness, he had teammates like Ray Lewis et al that constantly motivated everyone. We don't have much of that hear in Dallas(even when Parcells was here).

As for Harbaugh-the reason why he surprised me b/c when he was ST coach in Philly, the fans there complained about him over their inconsistent ST play just as much as they do with McNabb on a biweekly basis. But it's good to see him having success-for the most part, Andy Reid assistants have been very successful(i.e. Childress, Spagnuola, Rivera, and now Harbaugh).

Anyhow-thanks for the updates! I generally don't hate AFC teams b/c I largely follow the NFC.

steelwall
03-29-2009, 01:10 AM
Has anyone else noticed that all TIMMAH is doing is pimping his blogs and the fact that any reference to his inability to communicate in a comprehensible manner or talk smack or bring anything relevant to the table causes him to deflect and disappear?

Could he be that he's tired of being shown up and that he'll ban himself just for the sake of not having to go through this embarrassment anymore?

Yeap..... I smell :spam: 10 to 1 he's spreading this jibberish on other team boards in hopes of generating hits to his ridiculous blogs.

Tim Lumber
03-29-2009, 01:45 AM
He can't be famous because Baltimore has never had nothing famous to come from there.:rofl: Im famous throughout America Galax Steeler! Im the Kimbo Slice of internet writing!

Tim Lumber
03-29-2009, 01:47 AM
Yeap..... I smell :spam: 10 to 1 he's spreading this jibberish on other team boards in hopes of generating hits to his ridiculous blogs. This is the only team board Im on! I work from 3pm-11pm in a factory! Im a machine worker-no access to a computer! I am going to make this site famous folks! I think you all should roll the red carpet out for me! Steelers Fever is now the top place to be.....because...the living legend...TIM LUMBER IS IN THE HOUSE!!!

Tim Lumber
03-29-2009, 01:53 AM
You want to hear something funny? Over on our board, every now and then, we keep having discussions over "Why didn't we draft Ed Reed instead of SS Roy Williams?". Of course, SS Roy is notorious for his horrendous coverage skills, despite being a top 10 pick in the '02 draft. Not sure if Reed would have thrived under our system, b/c in all fairness, he had teammates like Ray Lewis et al that constantly motivated everyone. We don't have much of that hear in Dallas(even when Parcells was here).

As for Harbaugh-the reason why he surprised me b/c when he was ST coach in Philly, the fans there complained about him over their inconsistent ST play just as much as they do with McNabb on a biweekly basis. But it's good to see him having success-for the most part, Andy Reid assistants have been very successful(i.e. Childress, Spagnuola, Rivera, and now Harbaugh).

Anyhow-thanks for the updates! I generally don't hate AFC teams b/c I largely follow the NFC. Great response! I 100% agree with your answer about Ed Reed! Remember him and Ray both have that University of Miami pride thing going for them! Its a known fact that Ray Lewis is the one who taught Ed Reed how to study film! They study together 5 nights a week during football season! Look at Duane starks(CB) Jamie sharper(LB) Adalius Thomas(LB) all of them! Not one has been nearly as good once they left Ray Lewis motivation! I agree ed Reed would not have thrived in Dallas like he has in baltimore! Remember sam adams! He was a lazy player, he comes to baltimore...1st year he is a dominant force we win super bowl! After he leaves what did he do? Nothing!

Tim Lumber
03-29-2009, 01:55 AM
:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:


http://img18.picoodle.com/img/img18/3/3/28/gumby12001/f_2002642823m_000347b.jpg

Timmah!
Timmah livin' a lie!
YAH!
Eh Timmah!
And the Lords of the Underworld
Darkness fills my heart with pain
Timmah!
And when girls start to sleep with girls
His love will rise again!
Timmah! Livin a lie!
A buh buh buh!
Yeah! OH!
Timmah...
And the Lords of the Underworld!
Darkness fills my heart with pain
And when girls start to sleep with girls
Timmah livin a lie!
I pledge allegiance to the flag....
To the United States of...
Timaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
TIMMAH!
Timmah livin a lie!
And the Lords of the Underworld
Darkness fills my heart with pain
And when girls start to sleep with girls
Timmah! Timmah timmah timmaah timaaaaaaaaaaaaaah TIMMAH! haha! My nephew says that to me all the time..Timah..Timah! Im so famous they made a cartoon character after me folks! Im still waiting for my paycheck from south park!

Tim Lumber
03-29-2009, 01:58 AM
TIMMAH, where you at? Where's the answers to my question you famour sports writer you :toofunny:

Seriously, you have stepped in to the wrong forum!!


Ok I think the new internet bet should be how soon before TIMMAH removes himself from Steelers Fever never to be heard of again? Im not leaving stlrtruck! This is the only team message board Im on! I am a night owl! I only get on the internet in the wee hours of night! Right now its 1:54 am! And what is your question? Maybe I drunk too much tonight....or you forgot to post question! What is question! Yeah I pick Ravens to beat the Steelers this season..not once but twice!

Tim Lumber
03-29-2009, 02:01 AM
:doh: man that is just wrong... What the F'n hell is an NFL team doing with a bunch of male cheerleader..... Thank you dad for making me into a Steelers fan, so I don't have to ever worry about an imbarrassment like this. Before you make fun of them..there the guys who are nailing the female cheerleaders after practice! I seen a man and female cheerleader last season at Golds Gym in Baltimore! He(male cheerleader had his hands all over her hot body!) They had shirts on stating Raven Cheerleader team!

Tim Lumber
03-29-2009, 02:11 AM
This statement right proves that you have very little comprehension skills. I asked you a few questions back on the first few pages of this thread and yet you tried to deflect them by asking how I felt about Tomlin picking the ravens to win the division.

Which, BTW, has been answered to the fact that his first year he stated he would never pick the Steelers to win the division. If you recall history, even last year he picked the browns to win the division. This year it's the ravens.

Page 4 of this thread:


And here's a few more questions there Mr. Know It All :toofunny:

1) How does it feel telling people how bad Haynesworth destroyed the Steelers last year when he didn't even play against us?

2) What's your excuse for using a photograph from France and proclaiming it to be 3-Rivers (which btw, isn't called three rivers - that was the stadium - you do realize that each river has a name)? BTW, anyone who has been near those 3 rivers would be able to tell you that it wasn't any of those 3 rivers in, near, or around Pittsburgh simply by the reflection of the foliage. That would have to be well upstream or downstream - but I would expect anyone from baltimore, claiming frederick to be a better city to comprehend that. It would be the same as claiming the Potomac has great white water rapids and then showing a picture of the Shenandoah - yeah skippy you've bit off more than you can chew!!!

3) Where's your smack talk? All I've seen in here is a bunch of kindergarten gibberish from you! Come on Timmah, you introduced yourself as the greatest and all you've proven is that any jack-wad can get hired by a second rate paper to write a blog that is full of lies and bad information.

4) How do you explain a STEELERS fan club well developed within the ravens nest but yet barely a chirp out of the ravens fans outside of the baltimore/dc area?

5) Are you trying to impress us with this quote , because really, we could care less if you shack up with BB. He's a former ratbird coach - whoop-de-do!!! If it makes you feel better, I have phone numbers and emails to people in the Phillies front office. Wow, TIMMAH, you've resorted to name dropping on names STEELER NATION could care less about. Impressive - NOT!

6) I ask again what crack pipe are you smoking from to believe this ? Your team, although having a much better QB than years past, lost part of their defense and players that have helpd protect ray-ray from being blocked before he could pile on the mound to get credit for a tackle he didn't deserve! While I can appreciate your enthusiasm as a ratbird fan, it's sort of like the browns, "THIS IS OUR YEAR!" chant this time of year. It only lasts until the first game of the season. When reality hits the only thing you'll be able to do is come back here with your tail between your legs explaining how great the STEELERS are and how pathetic you and ratbird county and all their fans truly are!

7) You do realize that the Steelers don't have cheerleaders? You do realize that the ratbirds maintain a fresh rainbow coalition of male cheerleaders though right - so maybe those are the ones you've learned suck?

8) This proclamation is the biggest joke since the 1492 thread. The only thing you've done since you've been here is whimpered and whined like Ray Lewis about Holmes' catch. Get over yourself you media baltimoron. Your writing sucks, you suck, the ratbirds suck, and the only schooling your going to see is the one that rolled over top of you by STEELERS NATION! I refuse to have a battle of smack talk with someone who obviously doesn't understand how to do it.

Well there you go TIMMAH, let's see if your comprehension skills have picked up since your last reading of the post.

I'm sure ravens fans would be embarrassed to see you out here like this attempting to represent them. I wish the native ravens fans would step up and voice their opinion about your thread as well as your blog and your articles in the baltimore sun. Then we can see how great you really aren't!!!

Let's go TIMMAH
:duel: :poke: :boxing: :finger: :buttkick: :chair: :bash:

And btw:

:sign02: :sign01: :champs: (1) I know Haynesworth didnt play against you,I just wanted to add salt to the wounds of Steeler nation! (2) I got into trouble by the un-authorized photo use(no joke)! IU cant talk a whole lot about it(legal purpose) Oliver French the photographer would never have knew about it if a dumb steeler fan wouldnt have e-mailed him! No comment to this question! (3) I always talk smack...jack! (4) There was Steeler bars and fan clubs when we didnt have a team in Baltimore...some people stayed fans! (5) yes I am impressing people with my Billick comment! How many of you get the opertunity to e-mail the former coach from your NFL team? Can you say zero!(5) I only smoke Pall mall...you smoke the crack!(7) Im the greatest! Last comment on this...I never once cried about the Holmes Super Bowl catch! But yeah when he beat the Ravens he never reached the goal line....check the camera! We are way better than the brownies...were better than the steelers also!

Tim Lumber
03-29-2009, 02:13 AM
Clearly you are avoiding debating me. Set the time and place Pickle Dick and I'll be more than happy to show up and explain to you how 6 is greater than 1. That two Super Bowl MVP Wide Receivers are greater than 0, and how a 2 time Superbowl Winning QB is better than a Div II Rookie QB that choked in the biggest game of his life and threw the game losing INT to the Best Safety in the game. Im no Pickle Dick! My last name is Lumber...I lay the lumber on the ladies! They call you ant dick! You couldnt piss your way out of a paper bag bucky! How you going to win a DEBATE? Quit drinking thats my advice to you!

Tim Lumber
03-29-2009, 02:15 AM
i'm guessing that u don't listen to dane cook.. it's from one of his skits..

and since u keep getting fired, i don't think it's b/c of the trash-talking.. it's b/c that u are the creepy guy at work No Im like a celebrity at work,all I hear is I saw you in the paper today! People love working with a newspaper columnist...who is famous at your work? You...I heard your the janitor! You like plunging them poopy toilet bowls?

Tim Lumber
03-29-2009, 02:17 AM
First off.. In this high-tech society we have whats called 'multi-quote'. You are able to quote more then one message at a time so it doesn't take two pages of one liners to respond. On the bottom right hand corner of the post you'll see "MQ". Click MQ on all the post you want to quote. When you're done click REPLY and it will quote every thread.

Second... you have done nothing here but spout off playground smack talk. I wouldn't even tell people I was a writer with the 'smack' you bring. You say this is the year of the ravens.. I am interested to know why you think that losing a big part of your defense. Explain your smack. You're going to end up banned once everyone gets sick of your chest thumping, with no facts or insight. You live in baltimore, so give us the low down on whats going on with your team, and why you think it will be enough to do better then 0-3?

We have members from the browns, the ravens, patriots and bungles that have respect here because they talk football, not meaningless, factless sheit. BTW HometownGal will chew you up and spit you out in a football debate, as would our fellow post profanityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityfilterprofa nityfilterprofanityfilter (:wink02:) who is also a lady. So be careful what you wish for.

We welcome fans from other teams but you are going to wear out your welcome here very quickly unless your post start having a little bit of substance to 'em.

With that being said, let's start over.

WHY do you think the ravens are going to school the steelers this year? (please note because 'we are bad ass' isn't a valid answer) Heres my multi quote money phrase: Im the best damn writer alive today! Nobody can school me!

Tim Lumber
03-29-2009, 02:25 AM
How do you delete this stupid multi quote thing? Now when I press commenbt the same phrase keeps coming up!

Tim Lumber
03-29-2009, 02:31 AM
First off.. In this high-tech society we have whats called 'multi-quote'. You are able to quote more then one message at a time so it doesn't take two pages of one liners to respond. On the bottom right hand corner of the post you'll see "MQ". Click MQ on all the post you want to quote. When you're done click REPLY and it will quote every thread.

Second... you have done nothing here but spout off playground smack talk. I wouldn't even tell people I was a writer with the 'smack' you bring. You say this is the year of the ravens.. I am interested to know why you think that losing a big part of your defense. Explain your smack. You're going to end up banned once everyone gets sick of your chest thumping, with no facts or insight. You live in baltimore, so give us the low down on whats going on with your team, and why you think it will be enough to do better then 0-3?

We have members from the browns, the ravens, patriots and bungles that have respect here because they talk football, not meaningless, factless sheit. BTW HometownGal will chew you up and spit you out in a football debate, as would our fellow post profanityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityfilterprofa nityfilterprofanityfilter (:wink02:) who is also a lady. So be careful what you wish for.

We welcome fans from other teams but you are going to wear out your welcome here very quickly unless your post start having a little bit of substance to 'em.

With that being said, let's start over.

WHY do you think the ravens are going to school the steelers this year? (please note because 'we are bad ass' isn't a valid answer)

Wow theymake bmore legends work at a factory! and your famous ... ha ha ha maybe in your own mind you are.

How do you delete this stupid multi quote thing? Now when I press commenbt the same phrase keeps coming up!

The only gold your worth is...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g2G9XZSAzPY/Re5zJf-HhgI/AAAAAAAAAko/UfmYbVHvUWk/s400/Godu2.jpg

How do I get it off? I should have never used that dumb multi qoute!

Tim Lumber
03-29-2009, 02:33 AM
Wow theymake bmore legends work at a factory! and your famous ... ha ha ha maybe in your own mind you are. Yeah Im new to writing! I only been writing for a year! Dont worry there aint too many more days at the factory for me...Im too damn good at writing!

Tim Lumber
03-29-2009, 02:34 AM
The only gold your worth is...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g2G9XZSAzPY/Re5zJf-HhgI/AAAAAAAAAko/UfmYbVHvUWk/s400/Godu2.jpg I may be a douche..moron ...idiot...but yep Im still 14 carrot gold!

Tim Lumber
03-29-2009, 02:35 AM
Nice mug shot there, Timwit.


http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:Zk063twi7Fxt7M:http://www.enquirer.com/editions/2001/05/06/melonhead.jpg Is that a picture of your boyfriend HometownGal?

Tim Lumber
03-29-2009, 02:37 AM
The Rats win the Super Bowl?

Bwahahahahahaha!

They have a rookie QB who will slump, ala Derek Anderson (although I think Flacco won't fall off as far). Brown for Birk was an okay trade, but that offense was no grteat shakes anyway. The defense lost several key players Leonhart, Scott, Rolle and McCallister), and is basically being retooled (Ray is done. He's old and slow and they wildly overpaid to keep him). They'll be mediocre next year...bank it. You are funny looking! Are you from earth? Like Chris Tucker said in Rush Hour...Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth?

Tim Lumber
03-29-2009, 02:38 AM
There haven't been Steelers cheerleaders for years. We don't need cheerleaders. We don't have to pay people to be fans like other teams have to. It appears by this picture you are a cincinnati Bungal fan..hahahaha!

Tim Lumber
03-29-2009, 02:43 AM
Hey I'm famous too. I'm on every grocery store shelf and millions of kitchen pantries all over the U.S. :chuckle: Count Chocula! You are famous chief! I used to eat your cereal growing up as a kid! Now Im a man! That ends my comments for the day! Is this all you got Steelers Fever? Im the King of Trash talk! Nobody can compete with me...you all remind me of a bunch of drunks who just left there local bar at 2am in the morning! I recomend DONT DRINK WHILE YOU TYPE...especially against me...I will embarras you kids! I represent Raven Nation! Dont have me go Edgar Allen Poe on you's!!! Goodnight kids...have sweet dreams...NAH...have nightmares tonight!

steelwall
03-29-2009, 04:07 AM
Before you make fun of them..there the guys who are nailing the female cheerleaders after practice! I seen a man and female cheerleader last season at Golds Gym in Baltimore! He(male cheerleader had his hands all over her hot body!) They had shirts on stating Raven Cheerleader team!

I dont give a dam ....male cheerleaders = :sissies: I bet I know who their "nailing" :wink02:. Sorry I'll NEVER think having males as cheerleaders for my team as something to be proud of. I would do EVERYTHING in my power to stop a male cheerleading team from being on the sidelines of my favorite NFL team, or any of my favorite teams for that matter.
Sorry dude no f'n way......

The Duke
03-29-2009, 07:17 AM
Damn, I've seen more intelligence in bungle trolls. if that's even possible :doh:

but keep doing your thing timmy, you're giving us all a good laugh. And sorry for not using more !!!!!!!! I guess I'm not as good as you writing god :rolleyes:

And btw, male cheerladers-GAY!! I'm sorry they didn't like your audition, but that's no reason to make excuses

Muppet13
03-29-2009, 07:20 AM
It appears by this picture you are a cincinnati Bungal fan..hahahaha!

It appears you don't know how to read!

Galax Steeler
03-29-2009, 07:25 AM
The only gold your worth is...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g2G9XZSAzPY/Re5zJf-HhgI/AAAAAAAAAko/UfmYbVHvUWk/s400/Godu2.jpg

I may be a douche..moron ...idiot...but yep Im still 14 carrot gold!

That is fools gold there Dumber.:toofunny:

stlrtruck
03-29-2009, 08:03 AM
(1) I know Haynesworth didnt play against you,I just wanted to add salt to the wounds of Steeler nation! (2) I got into trouble by the un-authorized photo use(no joke)! IU cant talk a whole lot about it(legal purpose) Oliver French the photographer would never have knew about it if a dumb steeler fan wouldnt have e-mailed him! No comment to this question! (3) I always talk smack...jack! (4) There was Steeler bars and fan clubs when we didnt have a team in Baltimore...some people stayed fans! (5) yes I am impressing people with my Billick comment! How many of you get the opertunity to e-mail the former coach from your NFL team? Can you say zero!(5) I only smoke Pall mall...you smoke the crack!(7) Im the greatest! Last comment on this...I never once cried about the Holmes Super Bowl catch! But yeah when he beat the Ravens he never reached the goal line....check the camera! We are way better than the brownies...were better than the steelers also!

1) It doesn't add salt to the wound, we know the titans beat us last year. It makes you sound like an idiot when you make erroneous statements. But it is fun to see you try to back pedal

2) You got in trouble because your baltimoron arse attempted to pull off a comment about Pittsburgh, got caught, didn't own up to it, and then got busted! That equals pathetic. It means you have no original material of your own. Which is becoming obvious

3) Your smack talk is gibberish. I've seen 8 year olds with better smack talk. If you think this is smack talk, then I can see why you got fired from the baltimore sun.

4) That should tell you how strong Steelers Nation is and how we roll. This isn't some fly by night operation like your writing. This is a permanent fixture, hopefully unlike your blogs.

5) The only people you may be impressing are the idiot suvantes (sp) with your I know Bill comments. This is a Steelers board, no one cares about the former coach of the ratbirds.

6) Then I would say your cigs are laced with something else. And if the second part of your comment is your attempt at smack talk I refer you back to #3.

7) And if you watch the video you will notice if you can stop drinking for a few days to be sober enough to see and clear the air of your pall mall smoke, that the ball crossed the front of the goal and if you are so great then you would know that the ball has to cross only the front of the plane to be a TD. If you are better than the Steelers then why were you 0-3 against them last year. And please-pray do tell-what in your team's off season moves makes you think you'll be better than them this year? I still haven't seen a logical answer to this one!

Aussie_steeler
03-29-2009, 08:11 AM
Im no Pickle Dick! My last name is Lumber...I lay the lumber on the ladies! They call you ant dick! You couldnt piss your way out of a paper bag bucky! How you going to win a DEBATE? Quit drinking thats my advice to you!

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v230/1343/51/n1638828369_1597.jpg

http://www.facebook.com/people/Tim-Lumber/1638828369#


Now that is not a nice way to treat Mrs Mumbler. She deserves to be treated with more respect than that Tim. Even if she is from Baltimore.

Now there are more references in your post I could have some fun with but I would not cross the line and talk about the need for paper bags and alcohol in your household. We can save that for a later day.

I like the way you post and look forward to many more insightful post from Baltimore.

Time to roll....catch u later O lumbering one.

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/2/l_a40ace7b258e4ab3ba9ea2117fa43c0e.jpg

stlrtruck
03-29-2009, 09:05 AM
[IMG]I like the way you post and look forward to many more insightful post from Baltimore.


Great Aussie, encourage the baltimoron! Are you trying to increase the illiteracy rate in america? :toofunny:

revefsreleets
03-29-2009, 09:05 AM
Wow. A married 3 foot tall goober. Talking super weak smack on the oppositions board. It's over, Timmah....you lose.

Game.
Set.
Match.

HometownGal
03-29-2009, 09:27 AM
http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v230/1343/51/n1638828369_1597.jpg

Nice wedding gown, Timwit. Is it a Vera Wang original? Who's that dorky looking guy next to you - your groom? Looks like he's got a bad case of the ghey. :sissies:

stillers4me
03-29-2009, 09:48 AM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dino 6 Rings
03-29-2009, 10:03 AM
Dont have me go Edgar Allen Poe on you's!!! Goodnight kids...have sweet dreams...NAH...have nightmares tonight!

Oh by all means, please go "Edgar Allen Poe" on me. I couldn't think of a better way for you to leave this planet then dead face down in a gutter.

Dino 6 Rings
03-29-2009, 10:09 AM
(1) I know Haynesworth didnt play against you,I just wanted to add salt to the wounds of Steeler nation! (2) I got into trouble by the un-authorized photo use(no joke)! IU cant talk a whole lot about it(legal purpose) Oliver French the photographer would never have knew about it if a dumb steeler fan wouldnt have e-mailed him! No comment to this question! (3) I always talk smack...jack! (4) There was Steeler bars and fan clubs when we didnt have a team in Baltimore...some people stayed fans! (5) yes I am impressing people with my Billick comment! How many of you get the opertunity to e-mail the former coach from your NFL team? Can you say zero!(5) I only smoke Pall mall...you smoke the crack!(7) Im the greatest! Last comment on this...I never once cried about the Holmes Super Bowl catch! But yeah when he beat the Ravens he never reached the goal line....check the camera! We are way better than the brownies...were better than the steelers also!

Ok toolbox. What wound is that? The Super Bowl Trophy Wound? Or the we beat your pathetic team 3 times last season wound?

I imagine you get into trouble a lot for stealing other people's work, I highly doubt you will ever be considered a professional writer.

No, you do not talk smack, you talk gibberish laced with cluelessness.

So you emailed the former coach of the Ravens, tell me, does the restraining order include emails or just you showing up outside his bedroom window jerking off watching him sleep?

You are far from the Greatest, because, I am the Greatest Tim. Me, I am A #1, Numero Uno, the Man with the Plan Champion of the World. You are a piece of fly shit left on the top of a pile of Cow Dung in a field in Indonesia.

lilyoder6
03-29-2009, 10:12 AM
http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v230/1343/51/n1638828369_1597.jpg

Nice wedding gown, Timwit. Is it a Vera Wang original? Who's that dorky looking guy next to you - your groom? Looks like he's got a bad case of the ghey. :sissies:

hahaha..it's the only man he could find

lilyoder6
03-29-2009, 10:16 AM
No Im like a celebrity at work,all I hear is I saw you in the paper today! People love working with a newspaper columnist...who is famous at your work? You...I heard your the janitor! You like plunging them poopy toilet bowls?

haha thats funny... i doubt ur co workers say that.... u are prob the one they all pick on and make fun of u and ur so called writing hobby...

and ur right, no 1 famous does work at my job.. but i bet i know more ppl than u do that are known

Galax Steeler
03-29-2009, 11:34 AM
http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v230/1343/51/n1638828369_1597.jpg

Nice wedding gown, Timwit. Is it a Vera Wang original? Who's that dorky looking guy next to you - your groom? Looks like he's got a bad case of the ghey. :sissies:

Looks like Dumber found him one of them gay cheerleaders from Baltimore.:toofunny:

kmsteelerwr15
03-29-2009, 02:26 PM
dudes in loser denial

HometownGal
03-29-2009, 10:18 PM
It's like pushing the fat kid down on the play ground!



ROFLMAO!!!! :toofunny::toofunny::toofunny: Or locking the geeks in the school lockers. :chuckle:

So kudos to you and your last remaining days on this board as I have a feeling the sun is about to set on your SF experience! :hatsoff:



I think we're going to keep him around. The offseason is slow around here and on the other Steelers BB's and we need someone to take our aggressions out on when the dog shits the newly professionally cleaned carpet, the cat misses the litter box, the kids (grandkids) crayon the walls, our men folk have a run of beer farts, pull the covers over our heads and get a big guffaw out of it :mad: and the ladies go on a shopping spree buying 20 pairs of new shoes with matching purses using their mates' credit cards. :banana: Hell - we need someone to knock the shit out of to kill time until the draft! :boxing: :thumbsup:

Hey - if Timwit gets a stiffy over being pummeled by Steelers fans on a Steelers BB, that's on him. Until the Purple Pricks can put their money where their big fat yaps are and actually beat the Steelers and take the AFCN crown away from them, which I don't see happening this coming season or any time soon, I don't think Timwit really has any credibility around any Steelers BB.

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, Timwit. Suck it up and deal with it. :tt02:

steelwall
03-30-2009, 12:36 AM
http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v230/1343/51/n1638828369_1597.jpg

http://www.facebook.com/people/Tim-Lumber/1638828369#



HOLY CRRRAPPP!!!! "I'm comming to get you Barbara, mwuuuu hahaha"

And another thing you keep on mentioning you have emailed Bill B but you never once said anything about any sort of reply. 20 to 1 says he deleted it without even opening it.

SteelersMongol
03-30-2009, 06:46 AM
http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v230/1343/51/n1638828369_1597.jpg

Nice wedding gown, Timwit. Is it a Vera Wang original? Who's that dorky looking guy next to you - your groom? Looks like he's got a bad case of the ghey. :sissies:

:rofl: I don't think I laughed this hard in a month. :toofunny:

steelwall
03-30-2009, 06:52 AM
:rofl: I don't think I laughed this hard in a month. :toofunny:

That one was f'n hilarious.:laughing:

steelwall
03-30-2009, 06:59 AM
Tim, I'm sorry to say that you weren't banned from the other board for being a ravens fan! You got banned because you're a big douche with predictable 'I know you are, but what am I' smack talk! I never thought I would not want to engage a troll but you sir embarrass yourself enough that it sucks all the fun out of it for us! It's like pushing the fat kid down on the play ground! whats the point?! So kudos to you and your last remaining days on this board as I have a feeling the sun is about to set on your SF experience! :hatsoff:



(!!!!!!!!!!!) <--extra exclamations for all the ones I might have missed

:rofl::rofl::rofl: I agree with your entire post but that last part made me laugh,but maybe it's not all that bad having him around afterall. I like a good laugh from time to time.

Edit:

(!!!!!!!!!!) missed exclamation marks

stlrtruck
03-30-2009, 07:53 AM
This is starting to be like "Where's Waldo" but instead it's "Where's TIMMAH!!!"

Didn't he claim to be a night owl somewhere and that he would respond? Oh great one, please enlighten us, :toofunny:, ok I can't even say that without laughing myself out of my chair - so oh great baltimoron, please give us another round of idiotic smack talk and gibberish so that we all get a few more days of laughing at your pathetic excuse for writing!!!!!

TIMMAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......... .
















.......your writing still sucks!

stlrtruck
03-30-2009, 08:08 AM
Found these two gems:

WARNING!!!!!! Reading Timmah's blog could result in a lower IQ!!!!!!!

First from TIMMAH:
http://www.fannation.com/message_boards/show_topic/66222

I am the Living Legend Tim Lumber! I was challenged by another Fan Nation Loser named DevilDog515(a Steelers fan)! We decided to challenge one another right here on this site! THE LOSER(You decide) LEAVES FAN NATION....FOREVER! WE need the readers to help decide the winner....YOUR VOTE COUNTS! At the end of this debate one of us is packing our bags..and leaving this site for ever! I would like YOUR VOTE! After all I am a Living Legend here! Im like a staple of Fan nation! DevilDog515...is one dog Im going to put to sleep for good! I cant wait to hear his last barks...RUFF...RUFF..RUFF...hahahaha!
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March 30, 2009 02:20 AM ETReport Abuse | QUOTE Where is that DevilDog515? Is he chicken...maybe he is eating some dog food! Its time to take your leash off DevilDog515! You want to destroy a legend...you can call me the EXTERMINATOR!! If your a devildog...then Im bigfoot! I will crush you like a Budweiser Beer Can! Ruff...Ruff...Ruff.....that dog must be afraid! Step up....be a man! Im the Big Dog here! Now I ask you readers to vote for me..Tim Lumber! I wasnt afraid to show my face here!

And then this one from DevilDog (God bless this man):

http://www.fannation.com/blogs/post/366437-devildog-owns-lumber-once-again

Devildog Owns Lumber Once Again
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Are you people of the "Steeler Nation" tired of this clown yet?? Why are you continually responding to his blog (I am guilty as well), and feeding his ego???? End it now. He called me out for a challenge. I will own him once more. (still waiting for his committment) I suggest you all do the same. This guy needs to disappear in Frederick, AKA Fredneck, Maryland. He continually speaks of his own greatness- more so than his "team" the Ravens. He is a POS. He wants nothing more than to be recognized. He wants nothing more that your responses that keep him on the front page. I'm going to end this guy. Contribute as you wish. I'm done with him. Steelers- The Team of the Nation- time to represent!

Frederick News Post, What are you thinking? I know your editor. I can't believe you'd let this guy represent your organization. Newspapers are sinking left and right. He will bring you down on both sides. Congratulations to your Human Resources Department for the selection. Then again, it sounds like he's not exactly on your "Payroll". Good choice. Keep it real Timmy and we'll have our "debate". Maybe I should concentrate on having YOU fired, like you did to "the others". That would be sad, wouldn't it? What do you think Steeler Nation? Own this fool!

Maybe we should invite Devil Dog here so he can finish the job (LOL), that's if there is anything left after we get through with this baltimoron turd (aka old cleveland brown) fan!

lilyoder6
03-30-2009, 08:26 AM
i guess the legend wasn't allowed to use the computer last night to respond to us...


poor timmah.. remember to eat ur veggies and u get to use the computer

steelwall
03-30-2009, 08:32 AM
[QUOTE=stlrtruck;584806]Found these two gems:

First from TIMMAH:
http://www.fannation.com/message_boards/show_topic/66222[QUOTE]



I think just by reading that my IQ has been lowerd. Someone actually, pays this guy to write. :doh:

stlrtruck
03-30-2009, 08:44 AM
[QUOTE=stlrtruck;584806]Found these two gems:

First from TIMMAH:
http://www.fannation.com/message_boards/show_topic/66222[QUOTE]



I think just by reading that my IQ has been lowerd. Someone actually, pays this guy to write. :doh:

From what I understand he's a citizen blogger so he doesn't get paid - thankfully no newspapers will be applying for a federal bailout because of him :toofunny:

But I apologize, I should have put a warning about the lowered IQ due to reading his incoherent ramblings!!

revefsreleets
03-30-2009, 08:46 AM
So....um....where'd he go?

stlrtruck
03-30-2009, 09:20 AM
So....um....where'd he go?

I think he got grounded this weekend and his parents took away the computer. He'll probably be back in a week (after his parents give the computer back - unfortunately).

And the truant officer probably found him and hauled him to detention!!!

steelwall
03-30-2009, 09:51 AM
I think he got grounded this weekend and his parents took away the computer. He'll probably be back in a week (after his parents give the computer back - unfortunately).

And the truant officer probably found him and hauled him to detention!!!

Maybe he got a job with a major news outlet and has no more time for us.


But I guess I would have heard about hell freezing over....

stlrtruck
03-30-2009, 10:03 AM
But I guess I would have heard about hell freezing over....

Probably felt it too!

stlrtruck
03-30-2009, 11:32 AM
Ok boys and girls get ready for the latest installment of gibberish from the self-proclaimed "gretest" (yes misspelled on purpose) of all times:

http://www.fredericknewspost.com/sections/blogs/blog.htm?bid=84&headerTitle=Debate%20-%20Citizen%20Blog

Who's the better QB? Joe Flacco or Ben Roethlisberger
Posted: 03/30/2009 01:37 AM
Tim Lumber


In order to find out who the best QB is, I decided to do it the same way the NFL scouts do before the draft. I decided to evaluate not only the players on-field achievements, but also on character! Here is my wisdom:

Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger, to me, is a ticking time bomb in the NFL! This is the QB who thought he was Evil Kneivel in June 2006! After wrecking his motorcycle without a license, Big Ben has been better than ever!

But the big question on minds of many scouts is this: are Big Ben's wild days behind him? It appears they are.

After winning the Super Bowl, things don't look good for the Steelers' WR group. Not only did they lose their third wideout to Washington, but it looks like Hines Ward may never fully recover from his injury, which he suffered in the playoffs.

Joe Flacco has earned a nickname that fits him well! After a calm, collective and successful rookie season. it's no wonder how he earned the nickname Joe Cool! Despite only having one talented WR in Derrick Mason, Joe Cool managed to get his team to the AFC Championship Game! This season only looks more promising for the coolest QB in the NFL! If the Ravens can sign or draft one more talented WR, the skies the limit for Joe Cool in 2009!

After evaluating the facts, my conclusion is that Joe Flacco will clearly be the better of the two QBs in 2009! He is not just cooler than Ben, but he is calmer in the pocket! And he can run with the best QBs in the NFL!

This season expect some big things from Joe Flacco! I'm predicting a Pro Bowl-caliber season for him in 2009! And don't be surprised if the Ravens reach the Super Bowl either!

I think he's finished in Steelers Fever. I mean he had enough time to post this gibberish on the Frederick News Post and not take some time to "enlighten" us here.

Hey TIMMAH, this article is full of fluff. You have no statistical data to back up your claim but let me help you out a little bit.

Rookie QB to win his first 15 starts as a QB = Ben
Youngest QB to win 50+ games = Ben
Youngest QB to ever win the SB = Ben
QB of the two with multiple SB's = Ben
QB with the best team left in tack after FA period = Ben
QB with the best opportunity to repeat as conference champs = Ben
QB with the best opportunity to repeat as SB champ = Ben
QB most likely to feel the affects of a reduced team = Flacco
QB most likely to learn why the Steelers are the best = Flacco

As for our WR Corp, that was our third stringer we lost. BTW, we didn't lose him "to Washington" we lost Washington to the titans! But hey what's a little grammatical error to someone as "gret" as you! You seem to have forgotten that while our next 3rd stringer hand a bad rookie year, he's got room for improvement (just like your qb) and he's got a better squad of leaders around him than your pathetic team's offense. As for Ward, he's the toughest SOB the ratbirds have ever faced in the Steelers offense. He doesn't have to be 100% to knock the crap out of your pathetic defense - he just needs to be on the field.

I would really like to know what facts you evaluated too? What the records from last year - yep Ben had a better record. Playoff games - yep Ben was better. Rookie seasons - yep Ben was better. Geez, this is fun. Anyone else what to school this fool?

But hey don't let on the field performance get in the way of your drunken tirads, they're so much fun to poke holes in throughout the day!!

TIMMAH!!!!

lilyoder6
03-30-2009, 11:35 AM
Ok boys and girls get ready for the latest installment of gibberish from the self-proclaimed "gretest" (yes misspelled on purpose) of all times:

http://www.fredericknewspost.com/sections/blogs/blog.htm?bid=84&headerTitle=Debate%20-%20Citizen%20Blog

wow! simply wow!!! this man needs to be shot...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is that enough timmah?

steelwall
03-30-2009, 11:38 AM
Ok boys and girls get ready for the latest installment of gibberish from the self-proclaimed "gretest" (yes misspelled on purpose) of all times:

http://www.fredericknewspost.com/sections/blogs/blog.htm?bid=84&headerTitle=Debate%20-%20Citizen%20Blog


Is it just me, or is reading his articles incredibly painful. On so many levels.:banging:

revefsreleets
03-30-2009, 12:04 PM
Let's dissect this:

In order to find out who the best QB is, I decided to do it the same way the NFL scouts do before the draft. I decided to evaluate not only the players on-field achievements, but also on character! (Why the exclamation point?) Here is my wisdom: (](NO ONE is asking this question. There is no comparison between 2 time Super Bowl Champion Roethlisberger and potential one and done never been Joe Flacco[/B])

Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger, to me, is a ticking time bomb in the NFL! ("!"?)This is the QB who thought he was Evil Kneivel in June 2006! After wrecking his motorcycle without a license (This is a charcter issue? This was a TRAFFIC VIOLATION , not criminal behavior), Big Ben has been better than ever! (OK, that makes no sense....he's been better than ever, but he's a ticking time bomb? What?)
But the big question on minds of many scouts is this (Scouts? Who is "scouting" Big Ben?): are Big Ben's wild days behind him? It appears they are. (If his wild days are behind him, then why is he a ticking time bomb? This makes no sense at all)

After winning the Super Bowl, things don't look good for the Steelers' WR group. Not only did they lose their third wideout to Washington (His NAME is Washington...he signed with Tennessee. What a moron), but it looks like Hines Ward may never fully recover from his injury, which he suffered in the playoffs (Is there any kind of source for this "information"? This is the first I've heard anything about Hines being done).Please, Timmy, you are just embarrassing yourself now. It's time to stop....

steelwall
03-30-2009, 12:14 PM
Let's dissect this:

In order to find out who the best QB is, I decided to do it the same way the NFL scouts do before the draft. I decided to evaluate not only the players on-field achievements, but also on character! (Why the exclamation point?) Here is my wisdom: (](NO ONE is asking this question. There is no comparison between 2 time Super Bowl Champion Roethlisberger and potential one and done never been Joe Flacco[/B])

Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger, to me, is a ticking time bomb in the NFL! ("!"?)This is the QB who thought he was Evil Kneivel in June 2006! After wrecking his motorcycle without a license (This is a charcter issue? This was a TRAFFIC VIOLATION , not criminal behavior), Big Ben has been better than ever! (OK, that makes no sense....he's been better than ever, but he's a ticking time bomb? What?)
But the big question on minds of many scouts is this (Scouts? Who is "scouting" Big Ben?): are Big Ben's wild days behind him? It appears they are. (If his wild days are behind him, then why is he a ticking time bomb? This makes no sense at all)

After winning the Super Bowl, things don't look good for the Steelers' WR group. Not only did they lose their third wideout to Washington (His NAME is Washington...he signed with Tennessee. What a moron), but it looks like Hines Ward may never fully recover from his injury, which he suffered in the playoffs (Is there any kind of source for this "information"? This is the first I've heard anything about Hines being done).Please, Timmy, you are just embarrassing yourself now. It's time to stop....

Man I'm glad you toke the time to do this. I hope TIMMAAA!!!! Will read this and actually understand that his writing sucks soooooooo bad that he should please move on and think about other hobbies. Maybe tic-tac-toe or dodge ball:noidea:

revefsreleets
03-30-2009, 12:21 PM
I'm looking at his pictures, and reading his writing, and I'm actually pretty sure that he IS legitimately mentally challenged.

Maybe we shouldn't be picking on him...

Tim Lumber
03-30-2009, 12:25 PM
Let's dissect this:

In order to find out who the best QB is, I decided to do it the same way the NFL scouts do before the draft. I decided to evaluate not only the players on-field achievements, but also on character! (Why the exclamation point?) Here is my wisdom: (](NO ONE is asking this question. There is no comparison between 2 time Super Bowl Champion Roethlisberger and potential one and done never been Joe Flacco[/B])

Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger, to me, is a ticking time bomb in the NFL! ("!"?)This is the QB who thought he was Evil Kneivel in June 2006! After wrecking his motorcycle without a license (This is a charcter issue? This was a TRAFFIC VIOLATION , not criminal behavior), Big Ben has been better than ever! (OK, that makes no sense....he's been better than ever, but he's a ticking time bomb? What?)
But the big question on minds of many scouts is this (Scouts? Who is "scouting" Big Ben?): are Big Ben's wild days behind him? It appears they are. (If his wild days are behind him, then why is he a ticking time bomb? This makes no sense at all)

After winning the Super Bowl, things don't look good for the Steelers' WR group. Not only did they lose their third wideout to Washington (His NAME is Washington...he signed with Tennessee. What a moron), but it looks like Hines Ward may never fully recover from his injury, which he suffered in the playoffs (Is there any kind of source for this "information"? This is the first I've heard anything about Hines being done).Please, Timmy, you are just embarrassing yourself now. It's time to stop....
This is a great world class article I wrote! I state facts!

revefsreleets
03-30-2009, 12:34 PM
There is precisely ONE fact in the whole article, and that's that Ben was in an accident without a license.

I'm sorry for picking on you dude...I didn't know you were really mentally challeneged. You actually get on pretty good for your condition...

Dino 6 Rings
03-30-2009, 01:23 PM
This is a great world class article I wrote! I state facts!

Hey Lunch Box, the only Fact you state is the fact that you're an idiot.

We in Steelers Nation are arguing the point that Ben should be considered one of the best 3 QBs in the league right now. Payton, Tom, and Ben. That's how we feel it should be reflected. For you to even have the nerve to suggest Flacco has 1/2 the chance to do what Ben has done is completely idiotic. Hence, the fact, you are an Idiot.

I really hope you don't crawl away this off season or get banned. I look forward to my Steelers beating the living snot out of your pathetic has been no depth Ravens team twice next season. And I say Twice because those girlie men from Baltimore won't be sniffing the playoffs, they'll be too busy getting the bones mended from the beating they will be taking at the hands of the Steelers.

I can't wait for the chance to shove your entire blog down your throat after the Steelers once again pound the living crap out of the Ravens next year.

Tim Lumber
03-30-2009, 01:28 PM
There is precisely ONE fact in the whole article, and that's that Ben was in an accident without a license.

I'm sorry for picking on you dude...I didn't know you were really mentally challeneged. You actually get on pretty good for your condition... No Im sorry for picking on you Revefsreleets(who ever named you should be shot!) I love trash talking...you could never hurt my feelings KID! Im a professional trash talking newspaper columnist...ya know! Merry Christmas ya filthy animal!

Tim Lumber
03-30-2009, 01:32 PM
Hey Lunch Box, the only Fact you state is the fact that you're an idiot.

We in Steelers Nation are arguing the point that Ben should be considered one of the best 3 QBs in the league right now. Payton, Tom, and Ben. That's how we feel it should be reflected. For you to even have the nerve to suggest Flacco has 1/2 the chance to do what Ben has done is completely idiotic. Hence, the fact, you are an Idiot.

I really hope you don't crawl away this off season or get banned. I look forward to my Steelers beating the living snot out of your pathetic has been no depth Ravens team twice next season. And I say Twice because those girlie men from Baltimore won't be sniffing the playoffs, they'll be too busy getting the bones mended from the beating they will be taking at the hands of the Steelers.

I can't wait for the chance to shove your entire blog down your throat after the Steelers once again pound the living crap out of the Ravens next year. Seriously Dino 6 Rings! I am not just writing this blog to be rude! Its a fact that you lost a very very very valuable #3 WR in Washington! Hines Ward will still hurt in the Super Bowl...most players arent the same after leg injuries! I am not saying this to be rude but I just dont see Hines Ward ever being any good again!

revefsreleets
03-30-2009, 01:33 PM
Well, to be a professional, you'd actually have to be getting paid for your "work", and we all know that isn't REALLY occuring, so...

But good luck to you, Skippy! You need ALL the help you can get!

fansince'76
03-30-2009, 01:37 PM
When Unibrow has two rings, then come talk to me. :coffee:

stlrtruck
03-30-2009, 02:01 PM
Seriously Dino 6 Rings! I am not just writing this blog to be rude! Its a fact that you lost a very very very valuable #3 WR in Washington! Hines Ward will still hurt in the Super Bowl...most players arent the same after leg injuries! I am not saying this to be rude but I just dont see Hines Ward ever being any good again!

You are finally close in stating MOST, but you don't understand that Hines Ward is NOT MOST. He is the standard at WR - you and the rest of raven county wish you had him on your team at 80%.

And to this day I still haven't seen you talk smack. Smack talk actually involves some well thought out statements presented next to some undeniable facts - like the fact that you're an idiot!

Poor TIMMAH, I feel bad for the people in Frederick if you're the "class" act!

stlrtruck
03-30-2009, 03:34 PM
There!! is!! a!! big!! difference!! between!! a writer!!, and!! a!! blogger!!! RARR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TIMMAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It looks like you have been pwned!!!!!!!!

:kick: :mallet: :buttkick: :bash: :ak47: :tombstone:

Galax Steeler
03-30-2009, 03:57 PM
Im a professional trash talking newspaper columnist...ya know! !

Trash is probably right that is all you know how to wright.:rofl:

The Duke
03-30-2009, 06:05 PM
ahh....this guy is like a little retarded cousin, how cool! but I usually call them bungle fans. I guess they grow in baltimore too

Its a fact that you lost a very very very valuable #3 WR in Washington!

yeah, and who's the ravens #3 receiver again? rookie marcus smith? :rofl: the same guy that had 0 catches all year. Sweed>smith. at least he knocked out your DB in the playoffs. prepare to see more of that btw

stlrtruck
03-30-2009, 07:21 PM
A friend of mine I went to school with sent me this email as he's been reading his blogs on the Frederick News post. I removed my friends email per his request:
But since my friend's last email Mr. Timmah hasn't responded either. Seems he can't handle the beatings he's been taken both here and on his own blog!

From:
To: timlumber1@aol.com
Sent: Sunday, March 29, 2009 8:12:46 AM
Subject: Re: Your Blog

Really, this is your attempt at smack talk? It's pathetic you make yourself look more idiotic the more you respond. I even went over and checked out your responses on Steelers Fever and really you sound more like dumb and dumber than any great writer. Your smack talk is childish, has no sustance to it, you utilize zero facts just hurl personal insults - yeah that's great smack talk - NOT!

And it's Jack Nicholson. It's apparent you are clueless and the greatness you proclaim is only in your mind.

Also, do you realize how many articles have been written about Ben being overrated (yes, there's two R's in that word), are you just rehashing old articles.

As for me handling the truth, first you have to speak truth and bring some facts not just childish gibberish.

As for my nickname, well how I got it you'll never know. But more and more you are proving that guy on Steelers Fever right - you are Tim Dumber!!!

I think I understand why you kicked off boards. It's not because you are a ravens fan but because you act and talk like a child!!

I think it's time I take my pleas elsewhere!
Your blog is an embarrassment to Frederick, and the surrounding areas. If you put us on the map, it's going to be labeling us as a home for people that don't know their facts, can't talk properly, write even worse, and will adopt anyone! I can't have that on my watch.

stlrtruck
03-30-2009, 07:22 PM
and the rest of it
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From: "timlumber1@aol.com" <timlumber1@aol.com>
To:
Sent: Sunday, March 29, 2009 12:00:59 AM
Subject: Re: Your Blog

I've responded to readers on Steelers Fever,if you can read you could see that! Its not easy writing for the Baltimore Sun! I was fired because I love talking trash so much! Im thinking of doing autographs down the road at sports shows! Im that famous-amous! Im getting ready to write this weeks blog-heads up its called Little Ben is Overated! I will be on Steelers Fever later to school them fools! I speak the truth...just like Jack Nichelson said you cant handle the truth! Apperently you cant handle it ! Who ever named you that should be shot! It sounds like a wild animal name from a Disney movie! Somebody was drunk when they named you!

-----Original Message-----
From:
To: timlumber1@aol.com
Sent: Sat, 28 Mar 2009 11:54 pm
Subject: Re: Your Blog

Dude the Frederick Post isn't that great of a paper - neither is the Baltimore Sun for that matter. You've done nothing but pimp your lame blogs since I've read your trash. Your writing is the greatest, matter of fact it's lame - pathetic even! And what the hell would I want your pathetic autograph for, let alone pay for it?

As I've stated, you are an embarrassment to Frederick and your incoherent rants are just that - rants and incoherent! I have no desire to check out your posts on fan-nation. If they are anything like I've read already, they're just full of hot air and lack any sustance.

I notice you haven't responded to anyone at Steelers Fever. I think it's hysterical that they've called you out, like I've seen on your blogs too, and you have no answer. I guess that's the one thing I'm thankful for, is that from googling you, I found a kick ass Steelers forum.

So I guess my pleas for you to discontinue your blog for Frederick is going to go unanswered? Maybe I should take my discussion to someone with a little more authority. But I guess they're only worried about hits and money and not the damage your incessant childish behavior comes back to haunt them.

I figured a professional, at least if that's what you truly are, would understand that and at least have some standard by which to hold himself. But I guess when you're grasping at straws you probably don't care what type of damage you do to Frederick - especially considering you're 70 miles away from the place.

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From: "timlumber1@aol.com" <timlumber1@aol.com>
To:
Sent: Saturday, March 28, 2009 11:31:24 PM
Subject: Re: Your Blog

You only see the negative comments...my fans usually dont respond! Check out Fan-Nation,I get close to 1,000 views a day-I must be doing something correct! I am currently at the top of the ratings at Frederick News Post blogs...how do I know this...all bloggers get the same daily total count of hits! Do you know since I started blogging here,everyone has litterally tripled there views! So either way you look at it,Im helping the other bloggers out! Im The Greatest Writing Show on Earth! Now don't you want my autograph? I only charge $19.95 plus a little sales tax!

-----Original Message-----
From:
To: timlumber1@aol.com
Sent: Sat, 28 Mar 2009 5:53 pm
Subject: Re: Your Blog


Dude, I've checked out your blog and that's why I implore you to stop writing your blogs. They are manly, more than anything, they are sub-intelligectual and have no substance what so ever. You make statements without backing them up and expect people to support your words. From what I've seen in the replies to your blogs, most people are just mocking you, and that my inexperienced writer is no way to bring Frederick in to the spotlight.

I do not live in Frederick but grew up close enough that I know what Frederick is about, I know what the people are about, and you are not what they are about. They aren't about trying to prove how great Frederick is to some city a few hundred miles away. Heck they don't care about the next town over. People take pride in what they do, how they do it, and that's the bottom line. They don't need some wanna-be sports writer to post some ignorant comments about a city he knows very little to nothing about.

I have googled your name and the only thing I've seen is inconsistant ramblings that make you sound like a bubbling idiot (imho) rather than a worthy adversary in any type of debate. I even saw during my google search that you went to some chat forum called Steelers Fever or something and posted about how great you were. Seriously, if you were trying to truly represent Frederick, then you wouldn't be making an arse of yourself on some other team's fan board, thumping your chest, and trying to get people riled up. I even read some of the replies on that forum and those people are mocking you! Is that what you enjoy, being mocked about what you put in your blog?

So I'm asking you again, please stop acting like you are doing Frederick some big justice by putting your blogs out there. They don't do anyone from the area a bit of justice except to say, "Yep that guy doesn't know what he's talking about, and I have nothing in common with him!"

And NO, I'm not a fan - I'm too old to be fan of someone who doesn't put together complete sentences and thoughts before rattling off incoherent responses! I just hope you stop trying to represent Frederick when you live over 70 miles away!

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From: "timlumber1@aol.com" <timlumber1@aol.com>
To:
Sent: Saturday, March 28, 2009 2:06:52 PM
Subject: Re: Your Blog

Thanks for the feedback! I been posting this way-before I got to Frederick! Just Google my name Tim Lumber...my most famous blog was for the Baltimore Sun(yeah I wrote for them before) Check out my top blog I ever wrote To The Heck With Pittsburgh. Actually people claim to hate me on comments but really they come back on a daily basis...what they dont realize is there hooked! Im like the fisherman..I reel them in! Do you live In Frederick? I take a lot of pride into making your newspaper a household name! Check out my Fan-Nation blogs! All of America is getting familar with the Frederick News Post now-a-days! I consider myself a Man writer..Im tired if reading all that wimpy stuff other writers-write about! I am not some college grad.-I am a hard working blue collar man who does this for the readers! I reply back to every e-mail! The other writers are too good for that-you know! Im the most famous writer from Md. on the internet today! Are you a fan now...

-----Original Message-----
From:
To: timlumber1@aol.com
Sent: Sat, 28 Mar 2009 12:49 pm
Subject: Re: Your Blog

First of all, fredneck has been around since I was a little one. So there's no way you would have thought of it. Good luck putting Frederick on the map, it's not going to happen, especially if you keep writing blogs like you are. It's disgraceful and embarrassing to us who are from the area. While Frederick has it's beautiful areas, it's just like any other place in the world - it's got places good people don't need to be going.

But in one of your blogs you tried to compare Frederick to Pittsburgh. Now I've been to both, grew up in the Frederick area and visited Pittsburgh. Frederick has some great places to hang out with friends, especially down town and in the surrounding areas. Pittsburgh has the strip district that offers a variety of things to do including great eateries that Frederick could never offer. I suggest you try out Primanti's or Peppi's or Bettis' Grille. All great places. But to compare the two cities is apples and oranges. Then comparing the Keys fans to Steelers fans is just not right. I've met some good Steelers fans in my day and just like any fan base, they've got good ones and crappy ones just like the Ravens and Redskins.

No, I'm not a fan of the Ravens. I'm a Frederick native who is tired of idiots like you trying to make a name for themselves at our expense. Your rants don't do the city any good and you just bring it down! To be honest with you, I'm a Steelers fan! But that has nothing to do with the image you are bringing to Frederick!

So I'm asking you again - PLEASE STOP! Or atleast make your posts relevant and intriguing rather than full of incomprehensible crap!

-FF

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From: "timlumber1@aol.com" <timlumber1@aol.com>
To:
Sent: Friday, March 27, 2009 11:51:03 PM
Subject: Re: Your Blog

You sound like a fan! Are you a Redneck..from Frederick? I like the nickname Fredneck...damn I wish I would have thought of that! Seriously,I need to put Frederick on the map this is what Im doing! Im assuming your a die-hard Ravens fan and Im correct? Do you live in Frederick or shitty Pittsburgh?

-----Original Message-----
From:
To: timlumber1@aol.com
Sent: Fri, 27 Mar 2009 9:38 am
Subject: Your Blog

Please, please do us all a favor and STOP!

Your irrational posts in your blog and attempt at any humor and/or smack talk is
pathetic and you make any knowledgable fan of the game (any game) disgraced by
your incoherent rants.

I understand your jealous envoked hate towards the Steelers but to attempt to
compare a top city against Frederick, a once farmer's market town, is going
beyond your own comprehension of what either city has to offer. Having been in
both cities, it is apparent to me that you know nothing about what each one
provides for the people that live there.

For you to post lies about animals in the three rivers in Pittsburgh just brings
your ignorance and stupidity as a cloud over Frederick.

I'm asking you, please do not continue with your child like rants and just
gracefully bow out from such idiotic blogs!
Respectively,
Frustrated Fredneck

ShutDown24
03-30-2009, 07:50 PM
Wow, I got bored and finally just looked this guy up. He is a "writer"? Really? If he has ever been compensated for a single piece he has written I should kill myself - seriously. What is this world coming to? My high school sports column was far superior to anything Mr. Lumber has ever composed in his life. What a JOKE.

tony hipchest
03-30-2009, 08:02 PM
ShamWOW!

i shoulda paid a bit more attn to this thread. the creator of the Lumb and Lumber blog is married to ann coulter? doesnt she fancy herself as a famous writer too?

he's actually sunk below a bunglefans version of smack. i didnt know that was possible. :doh:

stlrtruck
03-30-2009, 08:10 PM
ShamWOW!

i shoulda paid a bit more attn to this thread. the creator of the Lumb and Lumber blog is married to ann coulter? doesnt she fancy herself as a famous writer too?

he's actually sunk below a bunglefans version of smack. i didnt know that was possible. :doh:

It almost makes you want to start another "1492" thread! ALMOST!

Sharkissle29
03-30-2009, 08:21 PM
ShamWOW!

i shoulda paid a bit more attn to this thread. the creator of the Lumb and Lumber blog is married to ann coulter? doesnt she fancy herself as a famous writer too?

he's actually sunk below a bunglefans version of smack. i didnt know that was possible. :doh:

i heard the shamwow guy beat up a prostitute?
then got beat up.
in other words, i heard great news today
http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/weird/Pitchman-Punches-Prostitutes.html

steelwall
03-30-2009, 09:19 PM
It almost makes you want to start another "1492" thread! ALMOST!

Dam it man!!! what did I say about a disclaimer before having to read anything TIMMMAA!!!'s wrote!!!! See now you got me using "exclamation"'!!!!!

I swear it feels like brain cells are just being sucked right out of you when you read his jibberish.:doh:

stlrtruck
03-30-2009, 09:31 PM
Dam it man!!! what did I say about a disclaimer before having to read anything TIMMMAA!!!'s wrote!!!! See now you got me using "exclamation"'!!!!!

I swear it feels like brain cells are just being sucked right out of you when you read his jibberish.:doh:

My bad man! I keep forgetting. Maybe I've already been affected by his gibberish. Oh, crap, I hope I can get it back before the season begins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

steelwall
03-30-2009, 11:26 PM
My bad man! I keep forgetting. Maybe I've already been affected by his gibberish. Oh, crap, I hope I can get it back before the season begins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ya! cause I'm the best poster ever on Steeler Fever! And I famous because I've been on TV in China! Im so popular here in my neighborhood! One reason is because I'm the only white guy! Ya! And the Steelers are going to do good this year! How do ya like that!Huh!


......oh no... whats happening to me!! :flippy:

Tim Lumber
03-31-2009, 01:59 AM
Well, to be a professional, you'd actually have to be getting paid for your "work", and we all know that isn't REALLY occuring, so...

But good luck to you, Skippy! You need ALL the help you can get! I prefer Peter Pan peanut butter over Skippy! Someone should tell you Halloween is over bucky! Whats with the costume? Or is it your 2 ugly you have to wear a halloween costume...Lizard Boy...hahaha!

Tim Lumber
03-31-2009, 02:00 AM
When Unibrow has two rings, then come talk to me. :coffee: When Little Ben gets into another Mo-oad accident...come talk to me..Mr.Piggy!

Tim Lumber
03-31-2009, 02:03 AM
There!! is!! a!! big!! difference!! between!! a writer!!, and!! a!! blogger!!! RARR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Back at you drunk! RRAAA...Ruff..Ruff...Ruff..RRAAAAA!! I still write for the newspapers Albert Einstein! Blogging is actually what most writers prefer...its the cool thing to do in 2000 milleniun! You wouldnt know that because your not a living legend like me pal!

Tim Lumber
03-31-2009, 02:04 AM
Trash is probably right that is all you know how to wright.:rofl: You can call me the trash man...because I dispose of chumps like you all...on a daily basis!

Tim Lumber
03-31-2009, 02:09 AM
ahh....this guy is like a little retarded cousin, how cool! but I usually call them bungle fans. I guess they grow in baltimore too


yeah, and who's the ravens #3 receiver again? rookie marcus smith? :rofl: the same guy that had 0 catches all year. Sweed>smith. at least he knocked out your DB in the playoffs. prepare to see more of that btw Our 3rd wideout isnt known yet fool! We will probally be signing Torry Holt or Matt Jones plu drafting a WR! The way it looks were going to have Mark Clayton as our 4th WR...thats talent! SWEED..isnt he the crosseyed WR who dropped a wide open pass then got hurt falling down? That guy is a cross-retard! I cant believ you would brag about that BLIND-Clumsy-Loser!

Tim Lumber
03-31-2009, 02:14 AM
A friend of mine I went to school with sent me this email as he's been reading his blogs on the Frederick News post. I removed my friends email per his request:
But since my friend's last email Mr. Timmah hasn't responded either. Seems he can't handle the beatings he's been taken both here and on his own blog! I can tell why that guy is your buddy...YOU 2 ACT Alike! I need to return another e-mail to the loser! After he reads it hopefully he will let you fools read it!

Tim Lumber
03-31-2009, 02:16 AM
Wow, I got bored and finally just looked this guy up. He is a "writer"? Really? If he has ever been compensated for a single piece he has written I should kill myself - seriously. What is this world coming to? My high school sports column was far superior to anything Mr. Lumber has ever composed in his life. What a JOKE. No your dumb and dumber sports article(high school-little league) stories were never better than mine! I have been compensated before! I hope to make 6 figures down the road!

Tim Lumber
03-31-2009, 02:17 AM
ShamWOW!

i shoulda paid a bit more attn to this thread. the creator of the Lumb and Lumber blog is married to ann coulter? doesnt she fancy herself as a famous writer too?

he's actually sunk below a bunglefans version of smack. i didnt know that was possible. :doh: My wife's name is Mary not Ann...are you a local drunk? Just curious...no harm...

Tim Lumber
03-31-2009, 02:19 AM
It almost makes you want to start another "1492" thread! ALMOST! Yeah too bad you didnt think of ot huh? I am the one who told Tony to make up the 1492 thread! I am the original creator of it bucky!

Tim Lumber
03-31-2009, 02:22 AM
Ya! cause I'm the best poster ever on Steeler Fever! And I famous because I've been on TV in China! Im so popular here in my neighborhood! One reason is because I'm the only white guy! Ya! And the Steelers are going to do good this year! How do ya like that!Huh!


......oh no... whats happening to me!! :flippy: Can you hook me up with a acting audition? Do you get all the chinesse girls there? I want to act!! I want the money! How much do you make there seriously? Do you make 6 figures a year?

steelwall
03-31-2009, 02:22 AM
Back at you drunk! RRAAA...Ruff..Ruff...Ruff..RRAAAAA!! I still write for the newspapers Albert Einstein! Blogging is actually what most writers prefer...its the cool thing to do in 2000 milleniun! You wouldnt know that because your not a living legend like me pal!

:rofl::laughing:Man I gotta give to this guy he is litteraly like watching the movie Dumb and Dumber (I still think that movie is so stupid it's funny as hell) As much as I could go through the rest of the babbling and 5 year old smack talk I'll leave to the less lazy people on the board.:popcorn:

....but congrats TIMMAA!!!! I think you only managed to use 13 or so "exclamations" in those last bits of lunacy. :thumbsup:

Galax Steeler
03-31-2009, 04:59 AM
You can call me the trash man...because I dispose of chumps like you all...on a daily basis!

You couldn't dispose of a dimple off my ass. you are just on here for attention and your writing sucks. I guess you fit in right with the rest of the trash from there.

steelwall
03-31-2009, 05:54 AM
Can you hook me up with a acting audition? Do you get all the chinesse girls there? I want to act!! I want the money! How much do you make there seriously? Do you make 6 figures a year?

OK...some one find out what TIMMMAASS!! wife's email is and let her in on this. No TIMMAA!!! the only thing we have in common is that we are married, but I take mine seriously:doh:

TIMMAAA!!!! didn't you're parents teach you any manners? You never just come right out and ask a total stranger what they earn in a year.....

Besides man..... just give up the thought ..ok??? Please.... (not just for my sake)... with today's economy we can't afford a war with China at this point...

stlrtruck
03-31-2009, 07:29 AM
Here's Timmah's latest email rant. Man I feel sorry for my friend that lives there. Having this represent the area is like having a zit on prom date!

Dude you really are challenged aren't you? Way to exaggerate Ben's accident. He wasn't drunk, he was coming from practice but hey nice try.

And no, you screaming isn't smack talk, it's just you screaming. I guess you think name calling is smack talk too?

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From: "timlumber1@aol.com" <timlumber1@aol.com>
To:
Sent: Tuesday, March 31, 2009 2:27:33 AM
Subject: Re: Your Blog

I met your buddy on Steelers Fever-what a damn loser he is! If me screaming at you isnt smack talk then you may want to visit your local pyschatrist! I think you may be a retard! I give Frederick a good name...like you give the retards a good name! Im33 not 13! Little Ben is overated....he is a piss poor role model for the kids! What idiot drives his motorcycle drunk with no license then wrecks it....who..Little Ben! I heard he just signed a endoresement deal with BenGay ointments...hahaha! You can never win this e-mail debate bucky!

LOOK AT ME TIMMAH!!!! I'M SCREAMING AT YOU!!!!! I'M WINNING THIS SMACK TALK!!!!!

revefsreleets
03-31-2009, 08:49 AM
6 figures?

Here they are:

* & ^ % @ ?

Not a single dollar sign in there...

lilyoder6
03-31-2009, 09:31 AM
wow.. i didn't know ben was drunk,.. HE was also giving the easter bunny a ride to the bus stop..

X-Terminator
03-31-2009, 01:19 PM
I really need to get an Idiot-to-English translator after reading Timmah's inane drivel...

stlrtruck
03-31-2009, 02:12 PM
doesn't sound like you get paid very often

well until you learn how to write, this is the only 6 figures you're gonna get.
$0.00000000000000001



Fixed it for you :hatsoff:

stlrtruck
03-31-2009, 02:13 PM
I really need to get an Idiot-to-English translator after reading Timmah's inane drivel...

Don't do it, it's only going to cause irreversible damage.

Every time I read one of his idiotic blogs, I feel like the principal in Billy Madison, "We are all now dumber for listening to you!"

fansince'76
03-31-2009, 02:20 PM
When Little Ben gets into another Mo-oad accident...come talk to me..Mr.Piggy!

Congrats, you've earned this....

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb136/garyb12001/dumbass_award.jpg

lamberts-lost-tooth
03-31-2009, 04:40 PM
Our 3rd wideout isnt known yet fool! We will probally be signing Torry Holt or Matt Jones

MATT JONES!!!!:rofl::rofl:

So you figure his 40 catches and 4 TD's a year average is what you need to put you over the top!!!!????

Better to have a young WR (Sweed) who may prove himself to be an asset....then to have an older drug-using thug who has proven he isnt.:doh:



The way it looks were going to have Mark Clayton as our 4th WR...thats talent!

Uh...yea....sure.

The rest of the football universe must be crazy in thinking that one of your greatest team needs is WR....in your world, its a team strength!!!!:chuckle::chuckle:

Learn some football and get back with us when you graduate from that pop-warner mentality.

pathetic.

tony hipchest
03-31-2009, 04:43 PM
Yeah too bad you didnt think of ot huh? I am the one who told Tony to make up the 1492 thread! I am the original creator of it bucky!woah, easy there skipster. your envy isnt even flattering. my infamous little ol columbus thread has generated more hits than all of your "i gotta boo-boo" blog entries combined.

in fact, if the ravens had more fans to make cry, i mightve even made one up about them.

so how is mcgahee doing these days? is he getting around without a walker yet?

lamberts-lost-tooth
03-31-2009, 05:03 PM
Originally Posted by Tim Lumber
Our 3rd wideout isnt known yet fool! We will probally be signing Torry Holt or Matt Jones
......The way it looks were going to have Mark Clayton as our 4th WR...thats talent!

You should be a GM...with one ill-informed post you have eliminated one of your teams most obvious needs!!! :laughing:

Ravens Draft Needs / Ravens Draft Board

Strong: The second-day draft choices for the Ravens should be an inside linebacker to groom behind Ray Lewis, a versatile reserve inside offensive linemen, a wide reciever to eventually replace Derrick Mason, two 3/4 defensive ends to be groomed, and a nose tackle to be groomed.

http://football.about.com/od/teamneeds/a/teamneeds_BAL.htm

Wide Receiver

.........Mason is 34 and nearing the end of his career. The Ravens drafted Marcus Smith in the fourth round and expect him to be a short-to-intermediate target in the offense but he is still raw and will drop some passes. He also lacks the speed to be a vertical threat, likely limiting him to just situational duty in the NFL. Clayton and Williams possess obvious talent and can contribute in a number of ways but lack the size, blazing speed or combination of the two needed to be a true number one receiver

http://www.profootball24x7.com/column_view.php?cid=63

Wide Receiver: ....., Mason just turned 35, so a new No. 1 wideout for the future is a huge need.

http://walterfootball.com/offseason2009bal.php

TEAM NEEDS

1. Wide receiver: .....the Ravens lack a deep threat. They also need someone who could develop into a No. 1 receiver when Mason either leaves or retires. It seems like Maryland’s Darrius Hayward-Bey is on the team’s radar for the draft

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=teamreports-2009-nfl-bal&prov=sportsxchange&type=team_report

Receivers: Wide receiver and tight end are needs. ....the Ravens do not have strong depth at the positions.

http://www.profootballweekly.com/PFW/NFL/AFC/AFC+North/Baltimore/Team+Reports/2009/TeamNeeds.htm

tony hipchest
03-31-2009, 05:10 PM
*whap*

http://www.nfl.com/draft/story?id=09000d5d80f7e2c5&template=with-video-with-comments&confirm=true

Pat Kirwan breaks down each team's positional needs, listed in order of importance, entering the draft.

Baltimore Ravens
Wide receiver: Derrick Mason, 35, is the team's best and most consistent receiver, so at the very least, the Ravens need to look for an heir apparent. But the one thing missing from this offense is a dangerous deep threat, and Maryland's Darrius Heyward-Bey could be the answer. Even quarterback Joe Flacco is going to this prospect's workout.

Outside linebacker: Terrell Suggs was tagged as the Ravens' franchise player, and no long-term deal has been worked out yet. I'd be surprised if the Ravens are ready to elevate young backups Prescott Burgess or Antwan Barnes to the starting lineup.

Safety: Ed Reed, maybe the league's best free safety, is playing at a Pro Bowl level, but he'll turn 31 this year. Dawan Landry is a strong, versatile strong safety, but the team needs to start thinking about its next playmaker in the secondary.

Defensive end: Trevor Pryce will turn 34 this year and has just 6.5 sacks in his last 21 games after recording 13 in his first season in Baltimore. Even without defensive coordinator Rex Ryan (now the coach of the New York Jets), the Ravens will play an aggressive, attacking version of the 3-4, which requires players who can consistently pressure the quarterback.

Tight end: Todd Heap has been a shell of his former Pro Bowl self in recent seasons because of multiple injuries, but he has also struggled to find a comfort level in Cam Cameron's offensive scheme. Quinn Sypniewski had 34 receptions in 2007, but he missed the 2008 season because of a knee injury. He's mostly a blocking tight end anyway, so the Ravens need a receiving threat at the position.

Right tackle: The word early in the offseason was that veteran lineman Willie Anderson might retire, but he appears to be planning to return at this point. Still, though Anderson can be a versatile backup, the Ravens would rather not rely on him as a full-time starter at age 34. There are plenty of strong tackle prospects in this year's draft.

Cornerback: Chris McAlister and Samari Rolle are gone, but the signing of Domonique Foxworth gives the Ravens an adequate threesome with the speedy Fabian Washington and capable Frank Walker. But cornerback is far from a strength.

Punter/kicker: Matt Stover is gone for the time being and Steven Hauschka is a kickoff specialist with a strong leg, but he sometimes struggles with his accuracy. If the Ravens can find a player to handle kickoffs and field-goal attempts and save a roster spot, they'll do it.

Inside linebacker: Tavares Gooden, Jameel McClain or even Brendon Ayanbadejo could step into the departed Bart Scott's starting spot, but at the very least, look for the Ravens to add another young player for depth on Day 2 of the draft if the opportunity arises.

Draft choices: Nos. 26, 57, 88, 123, 162, 198
out of all 4 afc north teams, he lists baltimore needs as the greatest. :laughing: they dont even have a punter. :sofunny:

revefsreleets
03-31-2009, 05:47 PM
Can't mock old Timmah too much...he seems about as capable at GMing in the NFL as many who post here.

'Course, that doesn't say much about the General Management skills of many of our resident posters...

lamberts-lost-tooth
03-31-2009, 06:30 PM
Can't mock old Timmah too much...

Sure we can!!!! ...C'mon and pile on!!!

:bump:

stlrtruck
03-31-2009, 07:09 PM
Sure we can!!!! ...C'mon and pile on!!!

:bump:

:bump: :bump:

I like the idea so much, I thought I'd jump on twice!!!

HEY TIMMAH!!! I was talking to my friend today and he laughingly told me that he was going to use your theory of debating and since you haven't responded to him on your blog in a pre-determined amount of time then HE WINS!!! And just like the ratbirds YOU LOSE!!!!

TIMMAH!!! TIMMAH!!!

SteelShooter
03-31-2009, 07:31 PM
Lives his life for debates? Famous writer?

Let's try: "Cannot spell....................................p!$$-poor grammar.....................ignorant."

Hmmmmm..........someone must have been dressed as a little girl by his Mommy while growing up and has some orientation issues he is still attempting to wade through. LOL!

tony hipchest
03-31-2009, 07:36 PM
i think he's still trying to wade through the piss in his huggies.

SteelShooter
03-31-2009, 07:38 PM
Congrats, you've earned this....

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb136/garyb12001/dumbass_award.jpg



Don't do it, it's only going to cause irreversible damage.

Every time I read one of his idiotic blogs, I feel like the principal in Billy Madison, "We are all now dumber for listening to you!"





:rofl: :sofunny: :danceshout: :applaudit: LMAO!!!!!!! :applaudit: :danceshout: :sofunny: :rofl:

HometownGal
03-31-2009, 08:33 PM
Separated at birth . . . .


http://www.fredericknewspost.com/images/layout/sub/columnists/TLumber.jpg




http://lancemannion.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/bluto_03.jpg

MACH1
03-31-2009, 08:42 PM
Separated at birth . . . .


http://www.fredericknewspost.com/images/layout/sub/columnists/TLumber.jpg




http://sportswrap.berecruited.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sloth-goonies.jpg


Fixed it for ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wink02:

steelwall
03-31-2009, 09:34 PM
Here's Timmah's latest email rant. Man I feel sorry for my friend that lives there. Having this represent the area is like having a zit on prom date!



LOOK AT ME TIMMAH!!!! I'M SCREAMING AT YOU!!!!! I'M WINNING THIS SMACK TALK!!!!!


Yeap you got him there, way more "exclamations" as TIMMAAA!!! calls them. :drink:

lilyoder6
03-31-2009, 09:44 PM
Fixed it for ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wink02:

LMAO

that is funny as hell

Tim Lumber
04-01-2009, 01:39 AM
6 figures?

Here they are:

* & ^ % @ ?

Not a single dollar sign in there... You broke bastard..haha!

Tim Lumber
04-01-2009, 01:41 AM
Fixed it for ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wink02: Thats my brother! Where did you find him?

Tim Lumber
04-01-2009, 01:42 AM
:rofl: :sofunny: :danceshout: :applaudit: LMAO!!!!!!! :applaudit: :danceshout: :sofunny: :rofl: Thank you Steel Shooter-Mr.Team President...I will leave this on my trailer park mantel until the day I die!

Tim Lumber
04-01-2009, 01:44 AM
:bump: :bump:

I like the idea so much, I thought I'd jump on twice!!!

HEY TIMMAH!!! I was talking to my friend today and he laughingly told me that he was going to use your theory of debating and since you haven't responded to him on your blog in a pre-determined amount of time then HE WINS!!! And just like the ratbirds YOU LOSE!!!!

TIMMAH!!! TIMMAH!!! I responded to your friends e-mail plus his comments online! Im thinking about writing a blog challenging that loser to a 1-on-1 debate!

Tim Lumber
04-01-2009, 01:45 AM
Lives his life for debates? Famous writer?

Let's try: "Cannot spell....................................p!$$-poor grammar.....................ignorant."

Hmmmmm..........someone must have been dressed as a little girl by his Mommy while growing up and has some orientation issues he is still attempting to wade through. LOL! Dont talk about your self like that! Blank-Shooter...thats your new nickname Mr. Prez!

Tim Lumber
04-01-2009, 01:46 AM
i think he's still trying to wade through the piss in his huggies. Your wading through the sh*t in your DEPENDS!

ShutDown24
04-01-2009, 01:46 AM
You are still here? Dude, there is no "debate"... You are a dumb ass who can't write, can't argue worth a damn, and honestly shouldn't be allowed to lay your hands on a keyboard. Can you at least spill something on your 1/! key please?

Tim Lumber
04-01-2009, 01:47 AM
Separated at birth . . . .


http://www.fredericknewspost.com/images/layout/sub/columnists/TLumber.jpg




http://lancemannion.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/bluto_03.jpg Me and him look just alike HometownGal..I wonder if he left me in his will?

Tim Lumber
04-01-2009, 01:48 AM
Yeap you got him there, way more "exclamations" as TIMMAAA!!! calls them. :drink: WRONG ANSWER JACKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tim Lumber
04-01-2009, 01:49 AM
LMAO

that is funny as hell Hello Creepy guy...

Tim Lumber
04-01-2009, 01:50 AM
doesn't sound like you get paid very often

well until you learn how to write, this is the only 6 figures you're gonna get.
$1.00000

You should watch how I write kid! take notes and learn from the best writer to ever live!

Tim Lumber
04-01-2009, 01:52 AM
I really need to get an Idiot-to-English translator after reading Timmah's inane drivel... No you need the BOOK TRAILER PARK TALK FOR DUMMIES! thats what you need...dummy! I live in the trailer park...I speak its native language!

Tim Lumber
04-01-2009, 01:53 AM
Fixed it for you :hatsoff: Hey pennys make sense! I told you im smarter than a 1st grader!

Tim Lumber
04-01-2009, 01:57 AM
MATT JONES!!!!:rofl::rofl:

So you figure his 40 catches and 4 TD's a year average is what you need to put you over the top!!!!????

Better to have a young WR (Sweed) who may prove himself to be an asset....then to have an older drug-using thug who has proven he isnt.:doh:





Uh...yea....sure.

The rest of the football universe must be crazy in thinking that one of your greatest team needs is WR....in your world, its a team strength!!!!:chuckle::chuckle:

Learn some football and get back with us when you graduate from that pop-warner mentality.

pathetic. Sweed is the loser who dropped a easy touchdown in the AFC championship game then gets hurt like a little baby falling down on the ground!

Tim Lumber
04-01-2009, 01:59 AM
Can't mock old Timmah too much...he seems about as capable at GMing in the NFL as many who post here.

'Course, that doesn't say much about the General Management skills of many of our resident posters... Thank you! That was a good response!

steelwall
04-01-2009, 03:41 AM
Oh snap!!!! and We Heeeaaard that!!!!!! TiMMAAA!!! just ripped us a new one!!!!:)

SteelShooter
04-01-2009, 04:12 AM
Sweed is the loser who dropped a easy touchdown in the AFC championship game then gets hurt like a little baby falling down on the ground!


Well, I must admit you are actually correct on this one............sure hope those tears do not tarnish that SB Ring too much. LMAO!!!!!!

SteelShooter
04-01-2009, 04:23 AM
You should watch how I write kid! take notes and learn from the best writer to ever live!


Thumppity-thump-thump-thumpitty-thump
(sounds of fingertips tapping the table as we wait for some DECENT grammar from "the best writer to ever live")

If you are so great little Timmy...........why so many jobs? Trailer Park? Come on man......join reality.

SteelShooter
04-01-2009, 04:25 AM
Separated at birth . . . .


http://www.fredericknewspost.com/images/layout/sub/columnists/TLumber.jpg




http://lancemannion.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/bluto_03.jpg



:rofl: Now THAT was just plain hilarious! :tt02:

SteelersMongol
04-01-2009, 05:13 AM
Can you hook me up with a acting audition? Do you get all the chinesse girls there? I want to act!! I want the money! How much do you make there seriously? Do you make 6 figures a year?

OK...some one find out what TIMMMAASS!! wife's email is and let her in on this. No TIMMAA!!! the only thing we have in common is that we are married, but I take mine seriously:doh:

TIMMAAA!!!! didn't you're parents teach you any manners? You never just come right out and ask a total stranger what they earn in a year.....

Besides man..... just give up the thought ..ok??? Please.... (not just for my sake)... with today's economy we can't afford a war with China at this point...

The way he looks, he ain't got no chance even in China. :chuckle: So, no worries SteelWall. :wink02: