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trauben
03-26-2009, 02:17 PM
Vacuum Sex Act Gets Man 90 Days
AP
posted: 1 HOUR 20 MINUTES AGO

SAGINAW, Mich. (March 26) - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail.
Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.

The 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was sentenced Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.


I can see it now..........................
Galax Steeler
03-26-2009, 02:51 PM
No, I never use them and I am for sure not going to now.
TheWarDen86
03-26-2009, 03:49 PM
Incredible. :doh:
Dino 6 Rings
03-26-2009, 07:33 PM
You know...I'm not sure I support all the theories put forward by Darwin...but this guy makes a case for it.
tony hipchest
03-26-2009, 08:53 PM
i took a shit in 1 once just to see if it would work.

it did! :thumbsup:
Dino 6 Rings
03-26-2009, 08:54 PM
i took a shit in 1 once just to see if it would work.

it did! :thumbsup:

That's just wrong on so many levels.:flap:
devilsdancefloor
03-26-2009, 09:11 PM
That's just wrong on so many levels.:flap:

yes very true many many many levels!
MACH1
03-27-2009, 12:41 AM
Never have, especially after watching my friend suck the knobs off his car stereo with one. :toofunny:
tony hipchest
03-27-2009, 12:46 AM
Never have, especially after watching my friend suck the knobs off his car stereo with one. :toofunny:speaking of sucking knobs....

"the bengals suck"

-carwash vacuum
Galax Steeler
03-27-2009, 04:10 AM
speaking of sucking knobs....

"the bengals suck"

-carwash vacuum

The bengals suck what .....?:chuckle:
Preacher
03-27-2009, 04:13 AM
i took a shit in 1 once just to see if it would work.

it did! :thumbsup:



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kittenfantastico76
03-27-2009, 02:46 PM
:yuck: I saw this while reading through perezhilton.com the other day... ick!

I bet his winkie was rather bruised after the suction from one of those things... seriously...