View Full Version : Oh to be 6 again

03-31-2009, 02:33 PM
Subject: OH! To Be 6 Again

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,

observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far

off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still

looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose

early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky

Charms, and then took her to Six Flags

theme park. What a day. He put her on

every ride in the park; the Death Slide,

the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster

Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the

theme park. Her head was reeling and her

stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he

ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries

and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to

a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her

favorite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband

and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned

over his wife with a big smile and lovingly

asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six

again?' Her eyes slowly opened and her

expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man

is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

03-31-2009, 02:37 PM
I will NOT show this one to my wife - she'd eagerly agree!

04-01-2009, 09:22 AM
Ha ha ha. I'm afraid the moral of this story could actually B true.