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trauben
04-03-2009, 11:40 AM
The most powerful politician in the world is Black.
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The head of the Republican National Committee is Black.
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The best known media mogul on earth is Black.
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The greatest golfer in the world is Black.
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The top female tennis players in the world are Black.
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The highest grossing actor worldwide is Black.
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The fastest racing driver in the world is Black.
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The brightest Astrophysicist under the sun is Black.
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The Superbowl-winning Head Coach is Black.
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The most successful brain surgeon in the world is Black.
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The fastest human on the planet is Black.
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wait for it.......




Michael Jackson must be kicking himself.
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Muppet13
04-03-2009, 02:34 PM
Nice joke:rofl::rofl:
but I can't see the pictures

SteelersMongol
04-04-2009, 11:35 AM
:laughing:

St33lersguy
04-04-2009, 03:10 PM
maybe Michael Jackson should invite a boy over to his bed to cheer him up :laughing:

Galax Steeler
04-06-2009, 05:43 AM
Thats funny.:rofl: