TheWarDen86
04-09-2009, 02:14 PM
Jose and Carlos are beggars. They beg in different areas of town..
Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about $8.00 or $9.00 a day.
Jose bring home a suitcase full of five dollar bills every day, he
Drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.
"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of five dollar Bills every day?
Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"
Carlo's sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."
"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.
"No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!"
Carlo's says, "All right, what does your sign say?"
It reads, "I only need another five dollars to get back to Mexico .."
Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about $8.00 or $9.00 a day.
Jose bring home a suitcase full of five dollar bills every day, he
Drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.
"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of five dollar Bills every day?
Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"
Carlo's sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."
"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.
"No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!"
Carlo's says, "All right, what does your sign say?"
It reads, "I only need another five dollars to get back to Mexico .."