View Full Version : JOKE: Jose and Carlos

04-09-2009, 02:14 PM
Jose and Carlos are beggars. They beg in different areas of town..

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about $8.00 or $9.00 a day.

Jose bring home a suitcase full of five dollar bills every day, he
Drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.

"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of five dollar Bills every day?

Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"
Carlo's sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."

"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.

"No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!"

Carlo's says, "All right, what does your sign say?"

It reads, "I only need another five dollars to get back to Mexico .."

04-09-2009, 02:20 PM

04-09-2009, 08:38 PM

04-09-2009, 11:02 PM
I love that joke