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04-17-2009, 12:29 PM
Ok I'm trying to find the name of a comedian and have been having trouble locating him and the only thing I know is his first name was Jay (I believe). But two jokes I remember are:

Cocaine is God's word for you make too much f@cking money

Camaro is Indian for fill this f@cker up again

I know a few others but they are longer. One specifically about a man who stutters who buys a boat and gets girls out in the middle of the ocean. He starts off with saying, "would you like to go on a mot-mot-motor boaaaat rrrriiiiiidddeee wwiiifff me...p p p p pplease?" and then when he gets to the middle of nowhere he pulls out his "unit" and says, "suck this or swim"

If anyone knows the comedians name, I'm trying to get it for my brother (yeah I know likely story).


04-17-2009, 02:00 PM
Those are all Robin WIlliams quotes. Well the first 2 are.

04-18-2009, 07:57 AM
jay hickman, I first heard him while stationed in germany, he is hilarious.