View Full Version : Cheap joke....

01-09-2006, 06:07 PM
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared ****tail and asks, "What's your I.Q.?"
The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversations about
global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry,
environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and
sexual proclivities. The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really
cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around,
and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly

prepared drink and asks him, "What's your I.Q.?" The man responds,

"About a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about movies,

television, super models, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test.
He heads out and returns. The robot serves him and asks, "What's your I.Q.?"
The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says...very slowly...

"So, how 'bout them Bengals?"


01-09-2006, 06:31 PM
I was just thinking what does have to do with football! HA Ha LOL

01-09-2006, 07:23 PM
Hahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was great!!! Hhahaa!!:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: :busted: :bouncy: :sofunny:

01-09-2006, 07:29 PM
lol not bad

01-09-2006, 09:14 PM
Pretty good. LOL!

01-09-2006, 09:17 PM
like it,
just might use that one..

01-10-2006, 01:36 PM
Hahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was great!!! Hhahaa!!:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: :busted: :bouncy: :sofunny:

That wasn't great, it was hilarious.:sofunny: :sofunny: :rofl: :thmbup: