View Full Version : Tom Brady falls out of kayak, has to be 'rescued'

06-10-2009, 03:11 AM
Cheating goat-lover almost drowned, wow. How athletic of him. In a friggin river. :doh:

Whoever RESCUED him must've been a real Cheatriot fan. :chuckle:

Brady and Gisele Bundchen caused quite a splash at Community Boating Inc. on Beacon Hill the other day when the New England Patriots QB/QT flipped his rented kayak and had to be fished out of the Charles River!

“They got wet,” said Someone Who Was There. “But they seemed to have a great time.”

According to our spies, Tom and Gi rented a pair of kayaks from the sailing club behind the Hatch Shell and the Community Boating bunch got them loaded in and on their way. At some point, however, Tom tipped over and couldn’t get back in the boat!

“He had to be rescued,” said our spy. “The launch guy went out and got him and got him back in the kayak. He’s been bragging about it ever since. He’s telling everyone he rescued Tom Brady.”


06-12-2009, 01:07 PM
"I rescued Marsha Brady because he flipped his kayak over and didn't show the athleticism to get back in!"

The entire sports media breathes a sigh of relief