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devilsdancefloor
06-17-2009, 11:58 PM
http://xs940.xs.to/xs940/09254/patsfail330.png

fansince'76
06-18-2009, 12:07 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I_Bleed_Black_And_Gold
06-18-2009, 12:35 AM
This sums it up adequately...
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZhZR6vudTng/SHYLvDuHHTI/AAAAAAAAAGM/ImHJJ6tdUzs/s400/lol-jesus-tattoo.jpg

Galax Steeler
06-18-2009, 05:12 AM
http://xs940.xs.to/xs940/09254/patsfail330.png

That is funny.:toofunny:

steelwall
06-18-2009, 05:18 AM
OHHHHH man!!!!!! fail does not even describe it.......

CantStop85
06-18-2009, 07:30 AM
Probably should have checked out some of the tattoo artist's previous work beforehand.

MACH1
06-18-2009, 10:11 AM
http://dlisted.com/files/starsarefug1.jpg

You know how sometimes when you're passed out drunk your friends (or in my case, your own mother) will write words like "DRUNK, profanityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityfilterprofa nityfilterprofanityfilter, SKANK, PEEN SUCKER" all over your face? Well, 18-year-old Kimberley Vlaminck of Belgium claims that's what happened to her (sort-of). Except the fresh graffiti on her face wasn't from a Sharpie and couldn't be washed off with water or even hot gasoline. This fugness is pretty much permanent!

Kimmy tells the Daily Mail that she paid a Romanian tattoo artist 55 to decorate her face with only three stars. Kimmy, who might have the worst case of narcolepsy ever, says she fell asleep while the dude had a sharp needle on her face and woke up covered in STARZ. 56 stars to be exact.

Read more...
http://dlisted.com/node/32547

How stupid can you get...

The Patriot
06-19-2009, 05:09 PM
Holy shit! Does this thing have a back story? :laughing:

NJarhead
06-19-2009, 05:15 PM
BWAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA!!!!! :rofl:

I think I found my new avatar! In honor of my good buddy Patsy. :chuckle:

Dino 6 Rings
06-19-2009, 05:34 PM
That's the FUNNIEST SHIIIIIT EVER!!!!

Preacher
06-20-2009, 06:50 PM
No way. The sting of the needle. . . on you face. . . there is no way she just "fell asleep."

either she was 1. Stoned or 2. Drunk.

or 3. Doesn't like it and now is lying to get out of it... or at least the money for laser surgery.

Stlrs4Life
06-21-2009, 11:16 AM
That's for sure. No way that she was just asleep.

MACH1
06-21-2009, 12:21 PM
Have you seen the dude that did the tattooing?


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/17/article-1193384-055E4FE3000005DC-456_306x481.jpg

stillers4me
06-21-2009, 12:29 PM
Have you seen the dude that did the tattooing?
:yikes:

7SteelGal43
06-21-2009, 01:02 PM
Probably should have checked out some of the tattoo artist's previous work beforehand.

what previous work ?:coffee:

Dino 6 Rings
06-22-2009, 10:46 AM
Sometimes...I just wonder...wtf is wrong with people...

Sometimes, I want to be dictator of the world so I can just Punch some of these idiots right in the face.

stlrtruck
06-22-2009, 12:00 PM
Sometimes...I just wonder...wtf is wrong with people...

Sometimes, I want to be dictator of the world so I can just Punch some of these idiots right in the face.

If you were dictator of the world, you wouldn't be punching anyone in the face, you'd have people underneath you doing that. All the while you would sit on the throne giving either the thumbs up or thumbs down to the cheer of the crowd!!!!

revefsreleets
06-22-2009, 12:01 PM
Sometimes...I just wonder...wtf is wrong with people...

Sometimes, I want to be dictator of the world so I can just Punch some of these idiots right in the face.

Actually, it's kind of nice for these people to identify themselves as idiots for the rest of us...makes it much easier to uncover the stupidity...

Dino 6 Rings
06-22-2009, 12:05 PM
If you were dictator of the world, you wouldn't be punching anyone in the face, you'd have people underneath you doing that. All the while you would sit on the throne giving either the thumbs up or thumbs down to the cheer of the crowd!!!!

Oh no, you are incorrect, I'd be a very Hands On Dictator. Sure I'd have other people holding the morons still or tying them up to a chair for me, but when it came to the actual Face Punch...I'd be all about doing that myself. :chuckle:

I_Bleed_Black_And_Gold
06-22-2009, 01:33 PM
Actually, it's kind of nice for these people to identify themselves as idiots for the rest of us...makes it much easier to uncover the stupidity...

Maybe they should just put targets on their faces so we can aim our fists easier?

section514
06-22-2009, 09:53 PM
I went on a search for some classics.... none better than the patriot logo, but these are all close second placers

http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/uploaded_images/dsc05663-731549.jpg
http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/uploaded_images/TourSummer2005271-715425.jpg
http://patrishka.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/cat.jpg
http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/uploaded_images/weirdal-712629.jpg
http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/uploaded_images/celine-745834.jpg
http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/uploaded_images/crappytatoo-739213.jpg
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/1/13255/03_2008/tatt.jpg
http://offbeatink.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/bad-tattoo-portrait.jpg
and my all time favorite:
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5255/badtattoowi2.jpg

Stu Pidasso
06-22-2009, 10:33 PM
HEY!!! WEIRD AL ROCKS!!!!

SteelMember
06-24-2009, 11:43 AM
:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:
That is absolutely hysterical.

A few senerios for the poor pats fan...

1. the artist was blind.
2. the artist was right handed, and wanted some practice with his left.
3. it was done while taking a boat ride.
4. the artist was himself
5. All of the above.

That memorial portrait is very bad as well. poor guy. i bet thats not how he wanted to remember her. :pity:

meanjoecoop
06-28-2009, 08:19 AM
:rofl: It could be worse...he could be stuck with this. Poor Bungal fan. I'd cut off my arm in shame.

An homage to the great Jeff Blake.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e366/willydigger/Bengals/tattoo_tiger1.jpg

Galax Steeler
06-28-2009, 08:40 AM
That one with the cat on the belly is sick.:rofl: