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3 to be 4
01-14-2006, 06:43 AM
after a month the wife says "tonight at 8 we're locking the door (so the 6 and 2 year old cant get in) and having sex"

tonight??? but...but....its the playoffs????

Livinginthe past
01-14-2006, 07:12 AM
C'mon 3 of 4...how much are you likely to miss?

The kick-off isnt that important anyway! :dancing:

NM

3 to be 4
01-14-2006, 08:07 AM
thats true, most of the best action comes later.

same with the football game!

what if i scream out Brady's name?!?!

Livinginthe past
01-14-2006, 08:25 AM
How can your wife not expect the odd freudian slip when your whole bedroom is covered in Pats gear?

There is nothing like having a quick look at a picture of BB to 'delay the final play of the game and take it in to overtime' :yikes:

NM

3 to be 4
01-14-2006, 08:29 AM
in the old days a good "delay tactic" was imagining Nomar fielding a popup. ya know? think baseball?
trouble was he usually dropped it.


this might be TMI

Brady12
01-14-2006, 10:05 AM
Have fun 3 to 4 lol.

tony hipchest
01-14-2006, 10:41 AM
after a month the wife says "tonight at 8 we're locking the door (so the 6 and 2 year old cant get in) and having sex"

tonight??? but...but....its the playoffs????

that is quite a quandry. tough one. you must ask yourself....... WWBD?

what would bruschi do?

then the answer becomes obvious. you must take your wife to denver, roll out the sleeping bag on the 50 yd line, extend the pre game ceremonies by 15 minutes and preform the deed in front of 70,000 screaming, cheering, jealous fans. then before the cheers die down, deliver the superbaby that would come to full term 2 minutes later, give him a helmet, substitute him in for brady and sit back and watch as your son, has the greatest playoff preformance of any qb in history.

Prosdo
01-14-2006, 10:44 AM
this might be TMI

Might....? lol

Cape Cod Steel Head
01-14-2006, 11:18 AM
after a month the wife says "tonight at 8 we're locking the door (so the 6 and 2 year old cant get in) and having sex"

tonight??? but...but....its the playoffs????
Put the remote in the bed and accidentally roll over it in the heat of passion. Make sure you turn the volume down and have it on the correct channel first.

3 to be 4
01-14-2006, 11:23 AM
"how did that happen?!?! I swear, honey..........."