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SCSTILLER
07-14-2009, 07:24 AM
CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel great. I be at work soon.....You got nice house.'

NJarhead
07-14-2009, 06:42 PM
:rofl:

HometownGal
07-14-2009, 08:04 PM
Ooooohhhhhh - boss wife love Hung Chow long time! :bowdown:

Galax Steeler
07-15-2009, 05:54 AM
CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel great. I be at work soon.....You got nice house.'

Thats a funny one.:rofl: