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lamberts-lost-tooth
07-30-2009, 09:59 AM
Fight Mike Tyson for 15 minutes?
Talk like Mike Tyson forever?

Always lose?
Never play?

Ride shotgun with Ted Kennedy?
Go hunting with Dick Cheney?

Crap every time you fart?
Pee everytime you laughed?

Tell your spouse a lie?
Tell your spouse "the truth"?

Always get first dibs?
Always get the last laugh?

Trust Belichik at Poker?
Be trapped in a suana with Brady?

Lose your cellphone?
Lose your cable?

Lick peanut butter off of Tim Lumbers foot?
Sleep in Naveh Davenports closet?

stlrtruck
07-30-2009, 10:21 AM
Fight Tyson for 15 mins (is there a payout for this fight?)

Always lose (there's always that hope of at least one win)

Ride shotgun (I could always out muscle Teddy)

Crap everytime I fart (I think I could make it to the bathroom most of the time)

Tell my spouse "The Truth"

Get the last laugh

Trust Belicheat at poker

Lose my cellphone

Sleep in Najeh's closet!

SCSTILLER
07-30-2009, 10:33 AM
Fight Mike Tyson for 15 minutes? I would run around the ring screaming like a little school girl!

Always lose? Have to play the game

Go hunting with Dick Cheney? Dick Cheney's victim is still alive

Crap every time you fart? I can usually tell when ones coming on, cannot quite control when I laugh all the time

Tell your spouse "the truth"? In a perfect world

Always get the last laugh?

Be trapped in a suana with Brady? On the chance that Giselle might be with him

Lose your cellphone? The only people that call me anyways are from work

Sleep in Naveh Davenports closet?

revefsreleets
07-30-2009, 11:07 AM
I would rather Tom Brady fight Mike Tyson for 15 hours. I'd rather poop on Belichick. I'd rather Ted Kennedy go hunting with Dick Cheney. I'd rather Tim Lumber sit in the peanut butter in Dookies closet. But that's just me...

hindes204
07-30-2009, 11:10 AM
I would rather Tom Brady fight Mike Tyson for 15 hours. I'd rather poop on Belichick. I'd rather Ted Kennedy go hunting with Dick Cheney. I'd rather Tim Lumber sit in the peanut butter in Dookies closet. But that's just me...

now THAT is a good answer :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

lamberts-lost-tooth
07-30-2009, 11:21 AM
Sit in on a conversation between revefsreleets and Barney Frank?
Sit in on a conversation between Tony Hipchest and Sarah Palin?

:chuckle:

revefsreleets
07-30-2009, 11:25 AM
I'd probably have a pretty good conversation with Frank. I'm no homophobe, don't subscribe to the "blind hate"principle, and I'd at least hear him out on his side of the issues. Of course, I'd need a translator to understand him, but that's okay...

lamberts-lost-tooth
07-30-2009, 11:30 AM
I'd probably have a pretty good conversation with Frank. I'm no homophobe, don't subscribe to the "blind hate"principle, and I'd at least hear him out on his side of the issues. Of course, I'd need a translator to understand him, but that's okay...

I could care less about his sexual preference....he is an idiot.

Dino 6 Rings
07-30-2009, 11:44 AM
Fight Mike Tyson for 15 minutes. This day and age, I might get a couple shots in before he destroys my face with his right hook.

Always lose? My highschool team sucked, but I loved playing.

Go hunting with Dick Cheney? At least I have a fighting chance with Dick cause I have a loaded gun too.

Pee everytime you laughed? Just because it won't smell as bad and I can control my laughter...when you got to fart, you got to fart.

Tell your spouse "the truth"? She always finds out the truth anyway, too much work to lie only to get caught.

Always get the last laugh? The best things come to those who wait.

Be trapped in a suana with Brady? Trapped in the Sauna, means I can smack him in the back of the head with a Brick when the steam gets real thick.

Lose your cable? I don't have a cell phone so that was easy.

Just knowing that Tim Lumber likes to lick Najeh Davenports Laundry Basket clean is Justice Enough.

Dino 6 Rings
07-30-2009, 11:46 AM
Sit in on a conversation between revefsreleets and Barney Frank?
Sit in on a conversation between Tony Hipchest and Sarah Palin?

:chuckle:

I'd like to sit in on the Coversation between Tony and Sarah, just because I believe Tony would be Impressed in a one on one conversation with Sarah, even if he didn't agree with her ideas, I think Tony would find Sarah to be very honest and interesting at least in person. Whereas, Barney Frank is a Bumbling Idiot, regardless of his ideas so I know that Revs would just be laughing the entire time.

7SteelGal43
07-30-2009, 11:48 AM
Sit in on a conversation between revefsreleets and Barney Frank?
Sit in on a conversation between Tony Hipchest and Sarah Palin?

:chuckle:

Oh that's easy. Seeing Sarah Palin rip someone a new one is always a good time :thumbsup:

revefsreleets
07-30-2009, 12:08 PM
I could care less about his sexual preference....he is an idiot.

I didn't say I'd agree with him on anything, just that I'd hear him out...

tony hipchest
07-30-2009, 06:16 PM
Sit in on a conversation between revefsreleets and Barney Frank?
Sit in on a conversation between Tony Hipchest and Sarah Palin?

:chuckle::laughing:

i'd have to start the convo with a little american history quiz...

1) what color was goerge washingtons white horse? brown

2) who is buried in grants tomb? t. jefferson

3) when was the war of 1812? shortly after civil war

4) which sides fought the french/indian war? spanish americans

if i saw her sitting alone in a bar, i would definitely approach her, offer her a brew, and turn on the charm. :naughty:

hell, i'd offer to buy george w. a brew and thank and congrat him for being the prez.

Psyychoward86
07-30-2009, 06:20 PM
Would you rather...

be a browns fan, or a bengals fan?

7SteelGal43
07-30-2009, 11:18 PM
Would you rather...

be a browns fan, or a bengals fan?


*grabs a paper cup. pours a glass of cyanide laced kool-aid. drinks*

St33lersguy
07-31-2009, 03:08 PM
Fight Mike Tyson for 15 minutes?
Talk like Mike Tyson forever?


Always lose?
Never play?


Ride shotgun with Ted Kennedy?
Go hunting with Dick Cheney?


Crap every time you fart?
Pee everytime you laughed?
a. Wouldn't want to pee my pants a lot

Tell your spouse a lie?
Tell your spouse "the truth"?


Always get first dibs?
Always get the last laugh?


Trust Belichik at Poker?
Be trapped in a suana with Brady?


Lose your cellphone?
Lose your cable?

Lick peanut butter off of Tim Lumbers foot?
Sleep in Naveh Davenports closet?


Fight Mike Tyson for 15 minutes?
Talk like Mike Tyson forever?
a. by a longshot

Always lose?
Never play?
b. always losing is no fun at all

Ride shotgun with Ted Kennedy?
Go hunting with Dick Cheney?
b. I'd bang my head against a brick wall before doing a.

Crap every time you fart?
Pee everytime you laughed?
a. Wouldn't want to pee my pants a lot

Tell your spouse a lie?
Tell your spouse "the truth"?
b. lying is a sin

Always get first dibs?
Always get the last laugh?
b. last laugh always triumphs

Trust Belichik at Poker?
Be trapped in a suana with Brady?
b. ONLY: Becauseit doesn't cost money

Lose your cellphone?
Lose your cable?
a. i have directv

Lick peanut butter off of Tim Lumbers foot?
Sleep in Naveh Davenports closet?
a. only because it lasts shorter

St33lersguy
07-31-2009, 03:08 PM
Tough questions

steelreserve
07-31-2009, 03:20 PM
Crap every time you fart?
Pee everytime you laughed?

That's an AWFUL choice. The dreaded shart is no laughing matter.

MasterOfPuppets
07-31-2009, 05:38 PM
That's an AWFUL choice. The dreaded shart is no laughing matter.
farts can usually be held back, but its damn hard not to laugh at idiots... just think how much more you'd be laughing everytime you heard someone fart ...:laughing:

lamberts-lost-tooth
08-01-2009, 08:58 AM
Just knowing that Tim Lumber likes to lick Najeh Davenports Laundry Basket clean is Justice Enough.

I just laughed...and peed.