View Full Version : Caption the white house beer fest
07-31-2009, 10:51 AM
Obama:" I peed in that mug"
Biden: "Oxycodone?" Obama: " Hell yeah! - let's party"
"So these two black guys walk into a bar..."
07-31-2009, 10:58 AM
Obama: "That's Cold C ock Malt Liquor"
Gates: "Damn, you one good malt liquor picker!"
07-31-2009, 11:09 AM
Obama: Where is my Hurricane?
Gates" I have some on my fridge.
07-31-2009, 11:36 AM
Biden, those peanuts were for the guests.
Dino 6 Rings
07-31-2009, 11:40 AM
"I can't believe I flew all the way down here and have to pay for my own beer."
07-31-2009, 11:48 AM
Colt 45....Billy Dee Williams says "It works everytime!"
07-31-2009, 06:26 PM
"So THIS is where my tax dollars are going"
07-31-2009, 07:33 PM
Here ya go mr. president, just the way you like em. I sucked all the chocolate off your peanuts for you.
07-31-2009, 07:45 PM
I am waaaaay funnier than you bitter crackers.
Can I get an Amen?
07-31-2009, 07:53 PM
we get our beer from haliburton... its only $600 a bottle !!!
07-31-2009, 08:17 PM
I think it was a great idea. He should have 10 or 20 of these a day. That way he would have time to screw up the country.
07-31-2009, 08:47 PM
Drink up! your gonna need it after I tell you how I'm gonna spread you wealth around.
07-31-2009, 09:06 PM
Obama (in his thoughts): "God, I hate white people so much! I also was born in Al-Qaeda."
07-31-2009, 09:14 PM
How long have you hated America?
07-31-2009, 10:24 PM
aww... just lost a bit of respect for him.... Hes drinkin a light beer...
07-31-2009, 10:53 PM
Why yes, Hillary is married, but I don't they are into each other anymore.
I'll let her know you are interested.
08-04-2009, 06:07 PM
Obama basically didnt even touch his beer. If i was prez i would of atleast put it down the hatch. Prob just wanted to look cool.
08-04-2009, 06:29 PM
Obama:"see? it doesn't tast like Ruffies at all!"
Obama - "no no NO! you fist bump like this you dumb white idiot!"
"stop...enough with the Ruffie beer. i'm getting buzzed. Clinton's recipe is awesome!"
vBulletin® v3.8.4, Copyright ©2000-2015, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.