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07-31-2009, 12:18 PM
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.

The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint
and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.. :doh: