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xfl2001fan
08-11-2009, 11:39 AM
The economy is so bad...

...CEO's are now playing minature golf.

...Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher then GM.

...McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

...Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their childrens names.

...A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.

...The most highly paid job is now jury duty.

...Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

...Motel Six won't leave the light on.

...The Mafia is laying off judges.

And finally...

...Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal.
Hey great! ...the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by people who made $750 billion disappear