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I-Want-Troy's-Hair
08-16-2009, 11:01 PM
COWS


Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track
a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right
to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington ?
And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
unable to locate 25 million illegal aliens wandering around
our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow..

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THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq .. Why don't we just give them ours? It was
written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for
over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore..

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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this --
you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not
Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians .... it creates a hostile work environment.

7SteelGal43
08-16-2009, 11:13 PM
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

geeze, ya could have at least had the decency to hit me with those one at a time.

SteelersMongol
08-24-2009, 05:04 AM
:chuckle: Nice.

arge5809
09-21-2009, 11:03 AM
Lol that was very true!!!