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I-Want-Troy's-Hair
09-08-2009, 02:20 PM
.....TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN:*

*(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.*

*(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter
the trailer park."*

*(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.*

*(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.*

*(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day..."*

*(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.*

*(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.*

*(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."*

*(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.*

*AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:*

*(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape.*

7SteelGal43
09-08-2009, 02:45 PM
:toofunny::rofl:

Steeler in Carolina
09-08-2009, 09:31 PM
Nice

stillers4me
09-09-2009, 07:58 PM
:toofunny:

SCSTILLER
09-10-2009, 07:02 AM
That is hillarious! Pasting that to an email right now to send out

arge5809
09-21-2009, 11:05 AM
:rofl: :thumbsup: