jerry jones

[devilsdancefloor]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/dallas_cowboys_release_jerry_jones

[nojobny]

Awesome!

[revefsreleets]

Good stuff...interestingly (and as is often the case with Onion articles), the best thing that could ever happen to the Cowgirls would be just this...

[RoethlisBURGHer]

My one buddy is a Cowboy fan. He said he wishes this could happen.

[steelax04]

I love the onion. I wish most of it was real, though. The real world stuff just sucks.

[sixstringlass]

I can't look at that dude without throwing up a little.