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SCSTILLER
09-28-2009, 11:36 AM
Confucius Says:

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Man who run in

Front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind

Car get exhausted.

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Man with one

Chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch butt

Should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes

Get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong:

Man with four balls cannot walk.

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War does not determine who is right,

War determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse

Soon find him in cathouse.

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Man who fight with wife all day

Get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib,

But one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell

Bound to get there.

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Man who live in glass house

Should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well

Often catch crabs.

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Crowded elevator

Smell different to midget.

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MattsMe
09-28-2009, 11:40 AM
Man with hole in pocket,

feel c ocky all day.

hindes204
10-05-2009, 05:41 PM
Man who stands on toilet

is high on pot

Galax Steeler
10-11-2009, 08:05 AM
Man with hole in pocket,

feel c ocky all day.

That is funny as hell.:toofunny:

1st&Goal
10-14-2009, 10:27 AM
Good stuff ! :chuckle: