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Venom
10-16-2009, 11:54 AM
A woman was riding alone in a hot air balloon.

She realized all of a sudden that she was lost. She reduced her altitude until she saw a man walking below her. She called to him,

"Excuse me ... please help ... I am lost. I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I have no idea where I am. Can you help me?"

The man pulled a portable GPS unit from his poocket and consulted it for a moment before replying,

"You are in a hot air balloon 30 feet off the ground at an elevation of 2454 feet. Your location is precisely 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees 49.97 minutes west longitude."

The lady rolled her eyes and said,

"You MUST be a conservative Republican."

The man replied,

"I am ... how did you know?"

The woman balloonist replied,

"Well, everything you just told me is technically correct ... but I still have no idea where I am. Your information is meaningless and unhelpful ... and I am still lost. Typical of a conservative Republican."

The man smiled at this statement and then replied,

"You must be liberal Democrat."

The lady responded,

"I am ... how did YOU know?"

The man responded,

"Well, you have no idea where you are or where you are going. You've risen to this position in life due to a large volume of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep. You expect someone else ... ME ... to solve your problem for you. After I answered your question, you are in exactly the same condition you were before we talked but now armed with information that could help you if you were more prepared ... but now, somehow, your predicament is MY fault. Typical of a liberal Democrat!"


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Vincent
10-16-2009, 12:00 PM
Stupid is as stupid does.

Venom
10-16-2009, 01:07 PM
Described Liberals to a tee !!!

Twizted
10-16-2009, 02:07 PM
:rofl::applaudit: Nice one!