View Full Version : Ten Peeves that Dogs have about Humans

10-27-2009, 07:31 AM
Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

'1' Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all !!!

'2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG

'3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?

'4' Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!

'5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
your stuff up when you're not home.

'6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo
Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

'7' Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when
I freak out every time we go back!

'8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I
haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

'9' Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?

'10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the
truth. You're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

10-28-2009, 07:34 AM
kudos. That was hilarious!

10-28-2009, 10:54 AM
i am sure my dog asks about #2 daily

10-28-2009, 11:12 AM
:applaudit::applaudit::tt04::tt04::applaudit::appl audit:

10-29-2009, 06:43 AM
i am sure my dog asks about #2 daily

My dog complains about #3, especially on the morning walk when I have to get to work and he is taking his sweet ole time. He seems to know when I am in a hurry!