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Angus Burgher
10-29-2009, 10:33 AM
Well, we're about halfway through the season now, so is it too early to start giving NFL players, coaches and other staff members nicknames? We have some pretty great stories already. Here are some that I've seen on a couple of sites.

Mark "Hot Dog" Sanchez

Larry "Huked on Fonickz" Johnson

Derek "Double-Digit Yards" Anderson

Michael "Irrelevant" Vick

Terrell "Also Irrelevant" Owens

Jake Failhomme

Justin "Chicken Neck" Tuck

Flozel "Too Big To Fail" Adams

Sherm "Bingo" Edwards

Miles "Dr. Teeth" Austin

Jason "Bound for the UFL" Campbell

William "Roadkill" Gay

Detroit "One-Game Winning Streak" Lions

Ron "Kneel Before Favre" Jaworski

Brian "Day-to-Day" Westbrook

Willie "Turf Toe" Parker

Donte "Manslaughter" Stallworth

Shawne "Lightweight" Merriman

JaMarcus... nah, that's too easy.

stlrtruck
10-29-2009, 11:09 AM
Tom "Bow Before Me" Brady

Robert "Magic" Kraft

Bill "Slight of Video" Belichick

Ray "Heavenly Killer" Lewis

Drew "Throwing In Da" Brees

Angus Burgher
10-29-2009, 11:52 AM
LOL at Ray Lewis. I love how people always find God after they kill someone.

Jim "Gag Order" Zorn

Kyle "I Suck in St. Louis, Too" Boller

Kerry "Time to Start Drinking Again" Collins

Indo
10-29-2009, 12:27 PM
LOL at Ray Lewis. I love how people always find God after they kill someone.

Jim "Gag Order" Zorn

Kyle "I Suck in St. Louis, Too" Boller

Kerry "Time to Start Drinking Again" Collins

Personally, I like "Vodka" Collins better, but that's just me...

Angus Burgher
10-29-2009, 02:43 PM
LOL, that's even better.


Antwaan "Gameballs Keep Fallin' On My Head" Randle El

Angus Burgher
11-02-2009, 04:07 PM
Aaron "Body Cast" Rodgers

Eli "Nope, Still Not Peyton" Manning

Peyton "Nope, Still Not Peyton Circa 2006" Manning

New York "Half-c*cked" Jets

Tirrelevant Owens

Reggie "NFL MVP, LMAO" Bush

I-Want-Troy's-Hair
11-02-2009, 08:05 PM
Tom "Bow Before Me" Brady

Tom "you can blow me too" Brady

Angus Burgher
11-02-2009, 08:30 PM
Tom "Wife/Girlfriend/Coach-Beater" Cable

Psyychoward86
11-02-2009, 10:03 PM
Drew "eat my shorts San Diego" Brees

Angus Burgher
11-02-2009, 10:17 PM
Matt "One Hit Wonder" Cassell

Albert "Overpaid" Haynesworth

vasteeler
11-05-2009, 10:43 AM
Ben - i can stop a speeding car with my face - Roethlisberger

Angus Burgher
11-05-2009, 04:40 PM
Dan "The Mighty Wallet" Snyder

Raheem "Shipwreck" Morris

Edggerin "Jobless" James

Byron "Career Backup" Leftwich

Matt "Clipboard" Leinart

Jay "Question Mark" Cutler

HometownGal
11-05-2009, 06:22 PM
Chad "Where the F is my Toof" Ochocinco.

Lendale "Dodge the Harpoons at the Beach" White.

Brett "Sniff, Sniff, Sniff, I'm Retiring" Favre.

Tom "Ima Sperm-Mo-Matic" Brady.

Vince "I'll Gouge Yo Eyes Out Mofo" Wilfork.

Michael "I'm not a Criminal. I Provide "Beef" to Chinese Restaurants" Vick

Plaxico "I Put A Cap In My Leg" Burress.

Anthony "I Like Doing the Doo Doo with Minors" Mix.

MACH1
11-05-2009, 06:26 PM
Carson "Corn Hole" Palmer

stlrtruck
11-06-2009, 08:14 AM
Brett "Brett Farve" Farve

Indo
11-06-2009, 08:33 AM
Chad "Where the F is my Toof" Ochocinco.

Lendale "Dodge the Harpoons at the Beach" White.

Brett "Sniff, Sniff, Sniff, I'm Retiring" Favre.

Tom "Ima Sperm-Mo-Matic" Brady.

Vince "I'll Gouge Yo Eyes Out Mofo" Wilfork.

Michael "I'm not a Criminal. I Provide "Beef" to Chinese Restaurants" Vick

Plaxico "I Put A Cap In My Leg" Burress.

Anthony "I Like Doing the Doo Doo with Minors" Mix.

Just Laughing my ass off about this one and the Brett Farve one
(sorry,HTG, way too funny to use the abbreviation!!!) :toofunny:

Angus Burgher
11-06-2009, 09:47 AM
Michael "I'm not a Criminal. I Provide "Beef" to Chinese Restaurants" Vick


:rofl::toofunny::rofl::toofunny:

Angus Burgher
11-06-2009, 09:57 AM
Tony "Wait 'Til December Before You Get Excited" Romo

Peyton "When Am I Getting My New MVP Award?" Manning

Tom "Special Privileges" Brady

tony hipchest
11-06-2009, 06:01 PM
ted "drop it a" ginn jr.

Psyychoward86
11-07-2009, 11:02 PM
Bob "Colonel" Sanders or Brittle Bob

Nadroj 20
11-07-2009, 11:07 PM
ted "drop it a" ginn jr.

I would have to say this one is my favorite so far...:sofunny:

Angus Burgher
11-09-2009, 12:09 PM
And he did it AGINN yesterday! lol


Donovan "On My Way Out" McNabb

Eric "Oooooh, I'm Playing My 'Guess the QB' Game Again!" Mangini

Angus Burgher
11-12-2009, 11:01 AM
Kyle "Muppet Face" Orton

Steel-Bryan
11-12-2009, 02:56 PM
Mike "Newsman" Wallace

Angus Burgher
11-12-2009, 08:14 PM
Jay "Pick 6" Cutler

Brent "Captain Morgan" Celek

Steve "Eternal Douche" Young

Anquon B*tchin'

Calvin "I Injured My" Johnson

stillers4me
11-12-2009, 08:44 PM
Jay "Pick 6" Cutler

Guess who's thrown 2 more already tonight and why didn't he play like that against us?

Nadroj 20
11-12-2009, 09:05 PM
Guess who's thrown 2 more already tonight and why didn't he play like that against us?

HAHA make that 3....:sofunny: :sofunny:

Your right i wish he had this nice preformance against us.

Angus Burgher
11-12-2009, 09:28 PM
Yep. He's up to 3 now.

I think if Troy had been in that game, the Steelers defense would have scored 48 points.

tony hipchest
11-12-2009, 09:35 PM
Guess who's thrown 2 more already tonight and why didn't he play like that against us?

jay cutler the cheezeler?

Angus Burgher
11-12-2009, 09:43 PM
He's now up to 4 picks. Although the last one really wasn't his fault.

Angus Burgher
11-12-2009, 10:26 PM
...aaaaaaaand 5 picks will end the game. Wow.


Got another nickname for Cutler:

JayMarcus.

Angus Burgher
11-16-2009, 05:02 PM
Bill "4th Down Conversion... ahhhh SHIT!!!!" Belichick

Nadroj 20
11-16-2009, 05:07 PM
Bill "4th Down Conversion... ahhhh SHIT!!!!" Belichick

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: NICE

HometownGal
11-16-2009, 06:57 PM
Bill "4th Down Conversion... ahhhh SHIT!!!!" Belichick

:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::thumbsup:

Or - Ima Dick Hed Belichick.

Angus Burgher
11-16-2009, 08:24 PM
Thanks, haha I thought you guys would like that one.

Steven "Wide Left" Hauschka

Angus Burgher
11-17-2009, 11:33 AM
Brady "The Eternal Rookie" Quinn

Darrius Hey, Where'd the Ball Go? Bey

Indo
11-17-2009, 02:31 PM
Bill "4th Down Conversion... ahhhh SHIT!!!!" Belichick

:rofl:

Angus Burgher
11-17-2009, 05:17 PM
Another one in response to last night's game...

Terrell "Karma's a Bitch" Suggs

Angus Burgher
11-22-2009, 10:56 PM
Devin "Droopy Drawers" Hester

Angus Burgher
12-04-2009, 01:30 PM
Have to bump this thread.

A few new ones:

Failin' Edwards

Tom "4th Quarter, I Give Up" Brady

Ryan "I'm Not the Answer, Either" Fitzpatrick

Matt "Time to Retire" Hasselbeck

T.J. "Disaster Follows Me" Houshmenzedadhsadhdhfhvjfvjflfslfdpgkkhbfh

Jake "Thank God I'm Injured" Delhomme

BigBen'sSwagger
12-04-2009, 01:54 PM
This is funny stuff...please excuse my amature attempt but...

Tennesse (Terrible Towel Believer) Titans

Angus Burgher
12-04-2009, 02:37 PM
Haha, thanks... and it really is true about the Titans. I was hoping they'd keep Collins as the starter all season and wind up 1-15 or so.

BigBen'sSwagger
12-04-2009, 03:46 PM
Yeah I heard fisher on Jim Rome and he stated that he talked to Dungy at that baquet when he wore mannings jersey and said please help me remove the curse. He said they not only autographed one and sent it to the school but they have one in a glass case.

Angus Burgher
12-04-2009, 04:52 PM
LOL, that's funny. Respect the towel, is all I have to say.

Oh, and a few more...

Charlie "IR" Batch (hate to pick on him, but if this latest injury isn't a sign that he needs to retire, I don't know what is)

Eli "My Right Foot" Manning

Adrian "Speeding Ticket" Peterson

Angus Burgher
12-05-2009, 10:45 AM
Carson "Still Overrated" Palmer

Psyychoward86
12-05-2009, 10:48 AM
Shane "The Boom" Lechler

Angus Burgher
12-05-2009, 11:08 AM
Speaking of Raiders, I know I said that picking on JaMarcus Russell was too easy, but I have to take that back. There are so many nicknames you could give that guy that it's an injustice not to include him in this thread. Here are some of the ones I've heard throughout the season

JaMarcBust Russell
JamORCAs Russell
JaTubby Russell
Elephantiasis Russell
JaMarcus "Ryan Leaf 2.0" Russell

Also, did you know that JaMarcus is from MOBILE, Alabama? That's irony, for ya.

Angus Burgher
12-10-2009, 01:23 AM
Tom "Part-Time Dad" Brady

Joe "Sophomore Slump" Flacco

Ike Failer

Hines "I've Played Hurt... Oww!! My Hamstring!!!" Ward

Albert "I'll Cash My Check on the Way the ER" Haynesworth

Angus Burgher
01-04-2010, 11:13 AM
Okay, well, now that the regular season is over, I figure it's worth bumping this thread. A few new ones...

Jim "Perfection is Overrated" Caldwell

Curtis Fainter

Chad Oucho, My Knee! Cinco

Jim "End of the Road" Zorn

Bruce "Am I next?" Arians

Bob "Nope, that'd be me" Ligashesky

Santonio "And THAT'S why you're not a quarterback" Holmes