PDA

View Full Version : The SF Museum: The Tim Lumber Collection


steelax04
11-03-2009, 12:14 PM
We have had a great number of spectacular pieces reflecting upon the 'life' of Tim Lumber. I am here to bring those pieces together into the grand Tim Lumber Collection. Please feel free to point, laugh, snicker, and add your own great pieces of art!

To start the tour, my original piece:
http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy127/coryswartz/lumber_01.jpg

I recently did some work on the following:
http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy127/coryswartz/lumber_02.jpg

http://www.cwire.net/images/lumber_03.jpg


ENJOY! :tt02:

Dino 6 Rings
11-03-2009, 12:16 PM
Tim Lumber! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...deep breath...HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

fansince'76
11-03-2009, 12:16 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

nojobny
11-03-2009, 12:54 PM
Who's Tim Lumber?

MACH1
11-03-2009, 02:30 PM
We need to have his baby pic? :chuckle:

MasterOfPuppets
11-03-2009, 02:54 PM
We need to have his baby pic? :chuckle:

found it...

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/6877/815boredape.jpg (http://img41.imageshack.us/i/815boredape.jpg/)

HometownGal
11-03-2009, 05:03 PM
http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy127/coryswartz/lumber_02.jpg

OMFG I'm gonna pee my jeans! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

HometownGal
11-03-2009, 07:01 PM
Can one of you photoshop gurus please put Timpleton's face on this caboose? :chuckle:

http://maaadddog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/rainbow_fag.jpg

GBMelBlount
11-03-2009, 08:21 PM
LMAO!!!!! I rarely visit the Blast furnace but these Thin Lumber pics have me rolling on the floor! :rofl:

steelwalls
11-03-2009, 08:24 PM
Tim is looking at the thread at this very moment...lmfao ... I can see it in the tags.

smokin3000gt
11-03-2009, 08:27 PM
found it...

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/6877/815boredape.jpg (http://img41.imageshack.us/i/815boredape.jpg/)

LMFAO :sofunny::sofunny::sofunny:


how bout' dem balls timmah?

Please note the ball sack stimulation on the fence

smokin3000gt
11-03-2009, 08:33 PM
Anyone else notice tim's avatar disappeared from google images?


(hi tim)

SteelersinCA
11-03-2009, 08:49 PM
I'm still waiting on the lawsuit Timmy!!!!!!

Shea
11-03-2009, 08:54 PM
Dang, I missed one of the photos, since Photobucket took it down. Must have been inappropriately hilarious. :chuckle:

steelax04
11-04-2009, 12:08 AM
I re-linked the pic that was blocked by photobucket.

HTG... I'm gonna work on your request soon unless someone beats me to it.

X-Terminator
11-04-2009, 12:46 AM
Funniest. Thread. Ever.

I'm sure TIMMAY! is in full froth right now! :finger: :rofl: :toofunny:

Galax Steeler
11-04-2009, 04:21 AM
Those bring back some funny memories. These have me laughing my ass off.:rofl:

touchdownward
11-04-2009, 06:45 AM
Holy Moley!!! I found another baby pic!!!

http://www.rugratsx3.com/Ugly%20Baby.jpg

GBMelBlount
11-04-2009, 08:15 AM
Galax Steeler

Those pictures bring back some funny memories.

Really?......

Is that you on the right or the left? :chuckle:

Dino 6 Rings
11-04-2009, 12:14 PM
http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy127/coryswartz/lumber_01.jpg




TIM LUMBER!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl:

steelwalls
11-04-2009, 06:48 PM
Tim Lumber photo, Tim Lumber blog...lmao

still just doing my part

MACH1
11-04-2009, 06:49 PM
Hey, We need to fill in them awkward teenage years.
Stick his head on this one. :chuckle:

http://www.popgardenradio.com/images/retards2.jpg

SteelersMongol
11-04-2009, 09:21 PM
http://de.fishki.net/picsw/102009/30/pics/photopodborka_089.jpg
Tim Lumber


http://de.fishki.net/picsw/102009/23/pics/photopodborka_087.jpg
Tim Lumber's HIGH SCHOOL pic.


http://de.fishki.net/picsw/102009/23/pics/photopodborka_101.jpg
Rare photo of Tim Lumber's tattoo.


http://de.fishki.net/picsw/102009/28/pics/photopodborka_049.jpg
Tim lumber's bedroom.


http://de.fishki.net/picsw/102009/29/pics/photopodborka_005.jpg
Tim Lumber's ex-boyfriend.


http://de.fishki.net/picsw/102009/23/pics/photopodborka_019.jpg
Tim Lumber's older brother (on the right).


http://de.fishki.net/picsw/102009/23/pics/photopodborka_054.jpg
http://de.fishki.net/picsw/102009/22/pics/photopodborka_113.jpg
Tim Limber's friends at his place.

Galax Steeler
11-05-2009, 04:08 AM
Really?......

Is that you on the right or the left? :chuckle:

:buttkick:

HometownGal
11-05-2009, 06:53 AM
TIM LUMBER

I still can't stop cracking up at this pic! :laughing: :rofl: :laughing:

http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy127/coryswartz/lumber_02.jpg

Dino 6 Rings
11-06-2009, 04:33 PM
http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy127/coryswartz/lumber_01.jpg


TIM LUMBER BLOG RAVENS LUMBER TIM BLOG RAVENS TIM LUMBER!!!!!!!!!

:rofl::toofunny::sofunny::sofunny::toofunny::rofl:

:chuckle::chuckle::chuckle:

:applaudit::applaudit::applaudit::applaudit:

St33lersguy
11-07-2009, 12:13 PM
http://www.tandjent.com/meshforum/media/timmy-retard.jpg

Timmy's one fan

lamberts-lost-tooth
11-07-2009, 02:22 PM
Hi,

My name is Albert Jznowski-Stein, curator of the SF Museum and the Tim Lumber collection.

For those of you who are new to the Museum let me welcome you and ask that you not touch any of the exhibits. Seriously. That would be gross.

Now, as you can see, the collection is mostly made up of photos of Tim Lunber, aka Slim Q Cumber. To your left, you will see the first picture that Slim posted on SF. Yes, it is an 8X10..and yes it is life size.

To your right is a picture of Steve Buscemi doing Meth. JUST KIDDING!!! I was just messing with you. That is actually Tim's husband......doing meth.

Oh, you are all going to love this one. The stuffed dog to your left is the ORIGINAL owl dog!!!!! Note the canines ability to turn its neck in a 360 degree circle. The little pink shoulder bag beside it is the actual bag that Tim carried the sissy dog around in.....ala Paris Hilton.

As we move forward, I am going to have to ask that those of you with weak stomachs please turn your heads. For the rest of you, what you are looking at, is the infamous "foot photo". It appears that Tim took his/her husband out into the back yard to "do his business" one evening and Tim inadvertantly stepped in his/her #2.

Lets all move on before I hurl.

AW!!! Here we go!! the "Pièce de résistance". Ladies and Gentleman, I ask for a moment of reverence. A moment of silence as we look upon the gem of the SF Tim Lumber collection.

Yes......this is the actual Tim "Razor Ramone" Lumber photo. This picture was obtained at a large price to make our collection complete. Yes, it is disturbing. But it is still SOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny!!!! It was this photo that made Tim melt down and say "I am going to sue someone, you guys are mean and make my meow-meow hurt."


Well, I thank you all for coming and I hope you enjoyed the tour.

steelwalls
11-07-2009, 07:06 PM
Hi,



Yes......this is the actual Tim "Razor Ramone" Lumber photo. This picture was obtained at a large price to make our collection complete. Yes, it is disturbing. But it is still SOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny!!!! It was this phot that made Tim melt down and say "I am going to sue someone, you guys are mean and make my meow-meow hurt."


.


:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

I loved that post

lamberts-lost-tooth
11-08-2009, 04:13 PM
:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

I loved that post

I think those who dint follow the Slim-Saga...might not "get it" as well as you did.:chuckle::chuckle:

Dino 6 Rings
11-25-2009, 09:10 AM
http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy127/coryswartz/lumber_01.jpg


Its Ravens Week

TIM LUMBER! SMOKES POLE!

Tim Lumber...LOVES DUDES!

Tim Lumber! Hey Young Man!

:rofl::toofunny::chuckle::sofunny::toofunny::rofl: :chuckle::sofunny:

MasterOfPuppets
12-05-2009, 05:37 PM
tim lumber soliciting sex at a football game....

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/886/lumber.jpg (http://img69.imageshack.us/i/lumber.jpg/)

HOFCitySteelers
12-05-2009, 09:17 PM
:tt04::tt02::tt::tt03::applaudit:

MasterOfPuppets
12-05-2009, 11:42 PM
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/9890/rainbowfag.jpg (http://img163.imageshack.us/i/rainbowfag.jpg/)

adjusted the color on this one..

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/7137/tlalbum.jpg (http://img42.imageshack.us/i/tlalbum.jpg/)